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DO NOT READ THIS IF U DARE~

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!


I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you a--hole!.


On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


Friends or best friends

FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPS

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' DAMN we really fucked up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Will cry with you and won’t tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you’re not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad...here’s a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what everyone else is doing

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, “I’M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, “Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste!"

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this

FRIENDS: Look at you strange when you say something completely random

BEST FRIENDS: Continue the conversation like you said nothing strange at all.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will prank call him saying, "You have 24 hours to live".

FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Give you their umbrella in the rain

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRATIC, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told).
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo, not very good at it, and kind of hate writing.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the MOST POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"


'When you slide down the bannister of life, always make sure the splinters are pointing the right way!!'

'If practise makes perfect but nobody's perfect, then why do we practise?'

'If pressure makes diamonds then WHY AREN'T I SHINING?!... WAIT! takes off sunglasses'

'When The going get's tough, the tough run around screaming!'

'Life is music, so turn up the volume, start rocking out, and ignore the neighbors banging on the wall!!'

' We were given 2 legs to walk, 2 eyes to see, 2 ears to hear, but one heart. Because the other was given to someone else that you have to find.'

I miss the times when you could walk down a path, and be entertained by the fact, that you were walking down a path.

I miss the times when someone said 'What do you want to do when you're older?' and you said you plan on doing stuff TOMORROW

I miss the times when parents told you fairy tales, and you would refuse to go to sleep because no-one tells a fairy what to do.

I miss the times when everything was perfect, and seemed so big.

I miss the times when you looked forward to getting a boyfriend, getting married, having your own children and you weren't scared of it.

I miss the times I can't remember, because those were probably the best times of my life.

Emo: People that are just like everyone else, but think deeper than others.

Self Harmers: People that are emo wannabe's and are giving Emos a bad name.

Copy and paste this if you have been

Made fun of, or even bullied

Because of these wannabes and

The twats that think they are cool enough to be twats and bully them


Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

When there's a will...I want to be in it.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.

If I were any lazier, I would slip into a coma!

If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.


1. What would you do if AMU woke you up in the middle of the night?: I would say 'why is there a pink blob floating above my bed?'

2. RIMA walked into the bathroom while you're showering?: Hide behind a towel and shout 'RAPE!'

3. UTAU announced he/she's going to marry KUKAI tomorrow?: 'OMG CONGRATS, AMMMMMMU, IKUUUUUTOOOOO GUESS WHAT!' Ikuto then kicks kukais but.

4. NAGHIKO cooked you dinner?: 'NOOOOOOO, YOUR SUPPOSED TO COOK FOR RIMA IDIOT!!'

5. KAIRI was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?: dress him in a bikini, draw on face, take pic, BLACKMAIL

6. NADESHIKO suddenly confessed to be part of your family?: 'I'll only let u in my family if u tell amu who u really are'

7. YAYA got into the hospital somehow?: 'Yaya,i told you, the little beads on you bracelet arn't candy'

8. KUKAI made fun of your friends?: Get utau to beat him up

9. TADASE ignored you all the time?: 'YAAAAAAAAAAAY' GTHT (Go To Hell Tadase)

10. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will AMU do?: get ikuto to kill them.

11. You're on a vacation with IKUTO and manage to broke your leg. What does IKUTO do?: ikuto would laugh at me, then carry me to the hospital

12. It's your birthday. What will RIMA give you?: A How To Be Funny Guide

13. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does UTAU do?: She would punch the idiots that havn't got me out yet and save me herself.

14. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will NAGI do? : Nagi will do something 5 times as embbaresing.

15. You're about to marry tadase. What's AMU's reaction? 1)i would neva marry him 2)amu would run around screaming yaaay now i can b w/t ikuto 4eva.

16. You got dumped by someone. How will NADESHIKO cheer you up? charachange with temari and go destroy the person.

17. You compete in a tournament. How does KUKAI support you? Scream, Shout be overprotective big bro.

18. You can't stop laughing. What will TADASE do? CRY!

19. AMU is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Coz im dreaming o fher and ikutos life together

20. IKUTO tells you about her deeply hidden love for number tadase. 'NOOOOO, IKUTO U CANT B GAY U LUV AMU'

21. You're RIMA and (s)he introduces you to (her)his parents. Would you get along? no, im not gay

22. UTAU loves KUKAI as well. What does that mean? it means they should step on their pride and go out alredy

26. Will NAGI and KAIRI ever kiss? i hope not

27. KAIRI appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!! KAIRI? A PLAYER? HAHAHA! YOUR JOKING!! right?

28. You had a haircut and NADESHIKO can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? omg, is something wrong with me?!

29. YAYA thinks she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell her? : Seriously? Yaya, Seriously? Are u mad, woman?

30. KUKAI is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what? id call him, saying, "kukai, if you dont text utau saying that right now i will skin u alive.'

31. You spot TADASE kissing AMU. How do you react? grab amus arm pull her away and scream at her

32. You notice that RIMA and NAGI have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking? probs getting amu n ikuto together

33. Could AMU and KAIRI be soul mates? wtf? no

34. Would IKUTO trust NAGI? yes

35. UTAU is bored and pokes TADASE. What happens after that? tadase runs off crying

36. NAGI and AMU are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? cooking

37. If KAIRI and RIMA cooked dinner what would they make? they wouldnt it would never happen

38. NADESHIKO and KUKAI apply for a job. What job? fottballers

39. YAYA gives NAGI a haircut. Is that okay? nage will end up wt no hair at all

40. What KAIRI's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will KAIRI be happy? anything but , pink hair, gold eyes, coz she's already taken!

41. TADASE and KUKAI are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? tadase conffesing, kukai trying to let him down gently

42. AMU accidentally kicked TADASE? he deserved it

43. IKUTI sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but KUKAI got it what would happen? kukai freaks out n calls amu, amu freaks out n calls utau, utau calls kairi, kairi cals nagi, nagi calls tadase, tadase celebrates thinking mu is now his.

44. NAGI and KAIRI did a workout together? i would watch nagi, gag at kairi

45. KAIRI noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? kairi, i just dont like u

46. NADESHIKO won the lottery? share it between the gardians then go on huge shopping spree

47. YAYA had quite a big secret? tell me or ill rip ur head off

48. KUKAI became a singer? god help us

49. TADASE got a daughter? i feel sorry for the kid

50. What would AMU think of IKUTO? amu's thoughts: damn, ikuto is so smexy...what the hell no hes not y am i thinkin that...admit it u luv him...dont...do...dont...do etc.

51. How would RIMA greet UTAU? "hey shortie' 'rima goes off in rampage'

52. What would UTAU envy about NAGI? the fact that hes closer to amu than she is

56. What dream would NAGI have about KAIRI? kairi being stupid and gay

57. What do KAIRI and NADDESHIKO have in common? they are both former guardians

58. What would make NADESHIKO angry at YAYA? yaya eats too much sweets or mocks dancin

59. Where would YAYA meet KUKAI? sweet shop

60. What would KUKAI never dare to tell TADASE? your a prince and ikuto is a king and amu is his queen

61. What would make TADASE scared of AMU? amu chara changes with kiseki, (id luv to see that)

62. Is RIMA Gay? no NAGI IS RIMA'S BACK OFF HAGS (yeah that means u)


now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

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olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.


If you get really good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, or were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! (OMC! Carlisle!)

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and she got away.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much.

Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in heck would you keep looking for it if you already found it.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

The problem with political jokes is that very often they get elected.

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- When there's a will, I want to be in it.

"It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious!"

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"


There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree but you've done this, too, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you kinda think mosquitoes are a little bit cooler now because they suck blood (which makes them kinda like a vampire) copy this into your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the darn Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who gets excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.


What I really need is minions...

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

A person who smiles in crisis has found someone to blame.

7/5 of all people do not understand fractions.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

It's not MY fault I never learned to accept responsibility!

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Don't worry too much about what people think, because they seldom do.

Solutions are NOT the answer.

Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? (Or if a vampire really sucks for that matter?)

Electrons are very, very small, but they can gang up and hurt you.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.

Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.

Change is good, but dollars are better.

Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.

I know you think you understand what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant.

If this saying did not exist, somebody would have invented it.

Why get even when you can get odd?

What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over.

Why is it called "after dark" when it's really "after light"?

The day without the sun, is like, you know, night.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

Any system that depends on human reliability is unreliable.

It was all so different before everything changed.

If time is on your side, what's on the other?

How is it that "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who actually do.

Gravity always gets me down.

I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait for me to return.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?


ThInGs To PoNdEr:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" Can fat people go skinny-dipping? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? So what's the speed of dark? A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station... If quitters never win and winners never quit- what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans? How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there? After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water? Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Why is round pizza in a square box? Why do people say that they slept like a baby when babies sleep for only two hours? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? When you eat you have to chew and swallow... does inhailing count?

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen or Jasper Hale is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when someone tries to steal Twilight or New Moon and you smack them over the head with it when you get it back. Crazy is when you memorize almost the whole book of Twilight or New Moon or Eclipse and can start rattling it off at any moment. Crazy is when your crazy friend is obsessed with twilight, and even though you know what you are getting yourself into you let her brainwash you anyway!!Crazy is when you are your own radio when you are bored and you get annoyied when the same song keeps playing!! If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!


I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd with no life
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them al

I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST hate all blondes

I'm PUNK, so I MUST smoke pot

I'm MOODY, so I MUST be depressed and cut my wrists
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I HAVE A CRUSH, so I MUST write his name all over my stuff and want to marry him someday
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm LOYAL, so I MUST be easy to walk all over

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be hideous, rude, and/or incapable of getting a boyfriend

I READ A LOT, so I MUST spend most of my time alone
I HAVE A GOOD VOCABULARY, so I MUST be some kind of genius
I HELP PEOPLE, so I MUST be a pushover

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be obnoxious and annoying

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I STAND UP FOR MYSELF, so I MUST be unreasonable and pushy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I trip up stairs, run into poles, and can't spell have the time, so I MUST be stupid.

Sterotypes are false, unecessary, and stupid.If you believe this, post this on your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people who came up with sterotypes, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

"On the count of 3"
"why 3?"
"That's just the way it works,"
"Why not five?"
"Are you new here?"

"If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice."

"Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far?"

"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone."

"My friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen,"

"She's the kind of friend I could call in the middle of the night and say I killed somebody and she'd ask 'where you put the body'"

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling"

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity"

"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.

"A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking"

"A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read."

"A word to the wise isn't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

"I can resist everything except temptation."

"Where in the nursery rhyme does say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?"

"I forgot to remember"

"Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you."

When people say, 'I’m so tired it's not even funny' or 'my head hurts so much it's not even funny', why would it even be funny in the first place?"

"No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you."

"As I said before I never repeat myself"

"Silence is golden but Duct tape is silver"

"I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me"

"Just a moment... I hear people wanting something... ME!"

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your first and/or last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't, put this in your bio.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rock-paper-scissors solves everything, put this in your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If you read people’s profiles looking for stuff to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

your a bookworm and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever tried to walk on water, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this onto your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

f you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe, plus they're really yummy candies. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed a door that said PULL or vice versa put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

f you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If in your own little world/Happy Place, Homophobia is a myth past this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If when you go to sleep you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years copy this to your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read or started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like being utterly random, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this your profile if you are in the 5 percent that would shout 'Jump assholes!'

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you think the Co-co Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on,copy and paste this to your profile

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love Manga and Anime more than anything else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would rather be a vampire than a zombie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have read the Twilight series(or at least half of it), copy and paste this into your profile. You don't even have to like the series! ( i got bored halfway through ugh.. -.-")

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should be hit by a train, and you'd be laughing, copy and paste.

If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the hell of it, copy this into your profile

If you hate overly confident people copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this your profile if you are in the 5 percent that would shout 'Jump assholes!'

if you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you think the Co-co Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on,copy and paste this to your profile

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love Manga and Anime more than anything else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would rather be a vampire than a zombie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should be hit by a train, and you'd be laughing, copy and paste.

If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the hell of it, copy this into your profile

If you hate overly confident people copy this to your profile.

If you hate those bitchy people, copy and paste

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like its you against the world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If your school and/or teachers suck, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

If you think that everything is much more fun in an english accent then copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.


Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that sasuke and sakura are meant to be together and karin should die, copy and paste this 2 your profile!

So many girls pretend they're something they're not just to fit in, if you're not one of those girls copy and past this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.--( You vocabulary, reading skills and Imagination increases too_)

If you think it's weird and sad that many girls get up ridiculously early to do their hair and make-up and pick out the perfect outfit EVERY DAY and yet somehow have no time to eat breakfast, copy this into your profile. (Seriously, WTF people!?)

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUND OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.

If you ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Straight A student, and yet I can be such an idiot half my life!!)

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. (Words to those people...hem...screw you and get a real life!!)

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (My friends had locked the door when I tried to run in! And then I fell against the opposite wall...they just laughed at me...)

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. (Best friends and if you read the above one, it shows that we're also cruel to each other. ha, ha.)

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

92 of the teenage population would die if Abercombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore.Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 that would laughing your ass off

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile

here's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree(or not), copy this and put it in your profile.

If you can think of at least one person you would like to push down a well (Karin counts), copy this into your profile.

99 percent of teenagers are concerned about relationships. If you are part of the 1 percent that isn't copy this into your profile

If you are so crazy that you say something like "The ninja penguin warriors came into my freezer while I was looking for my socks, and told me that the purple leprachauns from Venus were planning on stealing my toothpicks and planting them in antarctica to end world hunger. then a giant octopus came and dyed my hair and said that if i wanted chocolate I should play hopscotch with Santa at my family reunion but I had already made plans to go skydiving at Pizza Hut with Willy Wonka so I had to say 'Sorry mate but my banana has turned into a blue fleece blanket and I have to walk my dog's biscuit'" just to break the ice while talking to someone new copy this into your profile

Name Game:

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Aimee

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: First 3 letters of real name plus izzle: Aimizzie (kay...)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Favorite color and favorite animal: Black Cat (hahaha kuro neko natsume-kun)

4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: 2nd Favorite color and favorite drink: Purple Chocolate Milk (ew...)

6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Mothers and father's middle name: Louise John (hn..)

7. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and the name of one your pets: Black Bella

8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong: Grape Life (umm...)

9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any color and a pirate accessory: Black Bandana (ha..Black Banana lol)

10. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Your middle name and street you live on: Louise Commercial (weird)

11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: First 3 letters of your last name and first 2 letters of your first: nesai (cool)

12. YOUR STREET NAME: Favorite ice-cream and favorite cookie: Mint Chocolate Chip

If you've ever gotten fifteen minutes into a horror movie and then insisted that it be turned off, copy this into your profile

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Name your twelve favorite Shugo Chara charactors (in no order) and answer the questions!!

1) Ikuto
2) Amu
3)utau
4) il/iru
5) kukai
6) yoru
7) dia
8) nadeshikio
9) el/eru
10) kairi
11) ran
12) Tadase

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

NO!! YORU BELONGS WITH MIKI!!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

I dont play for that team

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

it would be very scary and unnatural.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

no

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO!! AMU AND IKUTO BELONG TOGETHER!!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

1)would be very horrible 2)KUKAI IS NOT GAY HE BELONGS WITH UTAU!!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Dia would chara change with amu and make amu confess that she loves iuto then her and tadase would h8 eachother

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Utau got sent a message off kairi saying 'i luv u' utau texts back saying 'was this ment 4 amu?'

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

NO!!AMUTO 4EVA!!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

I broke your heart now i wont comfort you

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

i would never want that and il/iru is not human anyways

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three?

i don think so

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

no

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

no that would be weird

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

this is better than homework

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

mobile - avril lavigne

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

warning contains strong violence, language and gayness (from tadase)

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

NONE AMU BELONGS WITH IKUTO

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Amu is not a lesbian

20) How emo is Seven?

Not at all shes quite nice actually

A Dumb Quiz To Pass Time:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4:

'Pretending that everything was normal,while all the time the terrible sick feeling raged inside her' - night worl - secret vampire - l.j.smith (lol very emo)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

A wall

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Spongebob Squarepants (it was a new one... it was funny)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

9pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
8:52pm (hehe 8 mins out)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
tv

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
goin home from school listening to ipod

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

a different webpage

9. What are you wearing?

skinny jeans, white shortsleave top, blue strap top, black cardigan

10. Did you dream last night?
no

11. When did you last laugh?

when my form class won the eistedfodd earlier on (GO GWYDDON!! USK SUCK!!SERHOWIE, EBBW AND CARN SUCK 2)

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
cream and green

13. Seen anything weird lately?
mr bownd (teacher) in a huge hat and giant blow up hand

14. What do you think of this quiz?
kills time

15. What is the last film you saw?

silent hill

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
house, clothes, manga, anime, books

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
i won a singing competition today lol

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
the fact that im not rich n famouse

19. Do you like to dance?
luv it

20. George Bush:
is a freak

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Rose, bella, isabella, issie

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
jason

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Japan!

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

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Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

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1. Natsume(gauken laice)

2. Ikuto (Shugo Chara)

3. Mikan(gakuen alice)

4. Demon (from the fanfic bonded)

5. Angel (from the fanfic bonded)

6. Damon (vampire diaries)

7. Patch (hush hush)

8. Utau (Shugo Chara)

9. Kukai(Shugo Chara)

10. Gabriel (dark visions)

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

I would scream, "PERVERT!! now can i ask why you are in my room? not that i mind, at all'

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

HELL YESSSSSSS!! Forget amu ur mine now! mwahahahha!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

she would run out screaming then run into a wall

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

NOOOOOO!!KUKAI BELONGS WITH UTAU AND DEMON BELONG WITH ANGEL!!

5 cooked you dinner?

Omg thanks angel your so sweet but shouldnt you be cooking for demon

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

OMG I WOULD DIE!! but before i died i would spend an hour staring at his chest and six pack

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

The only way i would let him in my family is if he was marrying me

8 got into the hospital somehow?

She ould kill every doctor that tried to touch her

9 made fun of your friends?

me n my friends and utau would all gang up on him and kick his but

10 ignored you all the time?

gabriels just being his usual moody slef

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

He would kill em all with his fire alice

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Laughs then carrys me to hospital bridal style

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

howalons

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

rush in and rescue me with angel covering him/tell mikan and natsume to save me

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?

She'll help me get through it cuz shes sooo sweet

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

OMGEEEE!! I GET TO MARRY GABRIAL AHHHHHH!! i dont think damon would care he likes elena

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

he would say something extremely perverted tat would somehow cheer me up

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

she does a duet with me and helps me let my anger out in a armwrestling match

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

he shouts and cheers like the overprotective brother he is.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

smack me across the head/shout at me

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

coz he's hot, cool, smexy and has a cool power

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Pumble him into liquid and tell him that he loves me, amu or noone

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

im sorry but im not a les

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

it means thy're gay, and stupid and angel and utau are heartbroken

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

no never ever ever mainlt because they are from different storys but still...

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

nothing, its his nature, its his outlet for stress and anger of elena being in stephans arms.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

OMGEEEE!!PATCH IS STARING AT ME!! hopefully not in the wanting to kill me way.

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?

If kukai doesnt ask u out soon then even persona would be suprised

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

Yeah, kukais like a big bro 2 me

1 offers you a CD. Considereing his tastes, do you listen to it?

yeah definately

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

As long as he doesnt slit then he would be a damn hot emo

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

he would kill everyone there in less ten a minit

3 told 6 she started her period.

he already knew, he could smell it seen as hes a vamp

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

I would slap kukai too, kukai and patch are not gay kukai belongs wit utau

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

Ok please dont kill me but you look like a cotton candy, a cute cotton candy, but a cotton candy

6 cusses 2 out in german. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?

mikan wouldnt do anything shed be to scared

7 got high.

that would be very dangerous

8 reads your fanfictions an complains. What is it about?

about the fact that she doesnt like her outfit

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills Soda all over him?

kicks a football at his head then gets his hair burned and gets trampled by fangirls

10 starts working at a bar..

nice

1 comes in and tells you he's pregnant from 2.

no comment...

1 breaks up with you. For what reason did he break up with you?

cuz hes stubborn

2 is in love with 4, she confesses. how does 4 respond?

IKUTO IS NTO GAY PEOPLE!!

3 is a drug addict. what do you do?

i would get natsume to talk her out of it

4 kiss 8. what's your reaction?

NO DEMON BELONG WITH ANGEL N UTAU BELONG WITH KUKAI

5 wants to go to hansmall. what is she going to buy from there?

SHE is gonna buy clothes n weapons

6 kisses your boyfriend. what do you do?

I would takes his special ring and stick him in the sun to roast

7 is missing .where do you go to look for him?

at bo's bar or rixons

8 needs a tutor. on what subject does she need tutoring?

nothing

9 wants to be a cheerleader. what do you say?

No comment.

10 hates you. why?

Cuz i prefer natsume n ikuto to him

1 gives you a teddy bear. why?

he luvs me i new it

2 and 6 are fighting. what do you do?

watch to see who wins

3 ate 7. what's your reaction?

NOOO MY POOR PATCH DONT GO!!

4 died. how?

angel died and it killed him

5 turns invisible. what does he do to you?

sneack attack

6 loses memory. you have to give him a new memory. what do you say to him?

tell him he is nice and sweet yet a tiny bit perverted and in love with me

7 is having her baby today! what's her/his name?

Ptch cant have a bay 1)hes a boy 2)hes a gardian angel

8 is a pervert. he's coming right at you. what do you do?

he is a she nd shes not perverted like her brother

9 is going through a tough break up. how do you cheer her up?

i would kill utau for hurting my big bro

10 broke up with 9. what do you do?

they wouldnt break up coz they wouldnt go out coz they'r both guys

One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.(no)

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.(hehe)

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. (yay)

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.(yay)

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.(cool)

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.(one of them)

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. (kay..)

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person. (more like lazy)

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. (hn...)
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

How you know you are obsessed with Shugo Chara!

1. You can't help but feel sick whenever you eat eggs. (a little)

2. You have written at least one Shugo Chara fanfic. (yep)

3. You can sing all the openings and endings in English and Japanese. (kinda)

4. Can't help but defend cross dressers. (heheh)

5. You start to talk like your favorite characters(i say hai and iye)

6. You're love of cats and violins has just doubled. (definately)

7. You have all the books. (cant get them in uk:()

8. You have at least one Shugo Chara item off ebay. (sadly no)

10. You have said 'My own heart:unlock!' in public. (once)

11. You have charas. (i wish)

12. You have drawn a Shugo Chara picture. (yep)

13. You can name all the characters from memory. (yep)

14. You have seen all the episodes. (yep)

15. You check youtube all the time for new Shugo Chara amvs (yep)

16. You have tried to cosplay as one of the characters. (heheheh)

17. You start to pick up Japanese words from the show. (definately)

18. You are aware that Shugo Chara is being turned into a musical. (it was turned into a musical ages ago i watched in youtube lol)

19. You can do Bala-Balance. (hai)

20. You would copy and paste this list on you're profile. (done)

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A Small World by Writer-Dramaqueen reviews
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Hot n Cold by ShellyCullen reviews
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Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,448 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Mocking Moon by newmoonaholic reviews
Things go from bad to worse for Bella when the Forks Police Dept. becomes involved with a sadistic Charlie. Can the Cullens save her? Or will someone pay the ultimate price? AH canon couples Rated M for Abuse/Rape/Violence
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 89,124 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Twilight Marked adopted from NotSoSlightlyCrazy by bellaboot reviews
ADOPTED! During NM Bella gets Marked and sent to the Tulsa House of Night and becomes friends with Zoey and the gang. But, what happens when the Cullens show up? And Jake? B/? AU a little OOC
Crossover - Twilight & House of Night - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,828 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 8/31/2009
Never gonna be alone! by Banksiesbabe99 reviews
16 year old Bella has just lost everything. Struggling to cope with her loss, the Cullen's take her in. What she didn't count on was meeting Edward and a strong bond forming. Can Edward help her through her grief, or will she deny herself happiness
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,753 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Good Girl by KickRocks reviews
Sonny Monroe promised her mother that she wouldn't change when she moved to Hollywood but, the longer Sonny stays in Hollywood, the harder it is to keep up this 'Good Girl' image.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,192 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
Magic Fingers by Orelina aka. ME reviews
refurbished story- Magic of the Mind. Bella's magic has made her move to Forks where the vampires are lurking. What made her run? what's following her here? why did her life reverse on itself to give her magic? NO flames. R & R xx thankyou my lovies xx
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
All your lies by Insomnia-Calling reviews
Voldemort has seen sense that no matter how many times he attacks harry he will always lose, so he changes tactics will he convert harry or is harry already half way there himself. not really dark harry but he certainty isn't light sided might use a OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Bella with some Balls by morsus mihi reviews
Bella with an attitude! Set in New Moon in Italy just as Aro is about to twist off Edward's head.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
even vampires can be normal by nonotoriouss reviews
Bella Swan, a young vampire, is left by her vampire 'parents' to attend boarding school. How will everything unfold when she finds 5 other vampires already living there?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,975 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008
Bella's Anger by Ms.Naruto-Fan reviews
-Bella's ... series- After Lauren starts talking bad about Bella and the Cullens, a fight breaks out in the middle of the Cafeteria. Bella vs. Lauren
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella - Complete
The Link by Aneash reviews
Bella is having dreams that are to real and Edward is her only link. Will their love survive the truth of the dreams? Will Edward be able to accept Bella if she isn't as human as he thought. Hint she isn't a vamp or a wolf, takes place after twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,154 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Vampire Bella Goes to School by tammyxcullen reviews
Bella goes to school as a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,975 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 118 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Nightmare by miserygirl reviews
The Cullen's go to see the Volturi to find Bella's with them... And a vampire! Bella hates that her nightmare has come to haunt her for real! Read & Review, all vampire, set in New Moon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,577 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Breaking Dawn by Rubyrosey reviews
MY BREAKING DAWN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
School of Secrets, reviews
Amu is back from her trip to america, she thinks everyone hates her but a certain cat sets out to prove her wrong whilr they find out more about eachother, includeing one very dark secret on amu's side, amuto, rimahiko, tadaya,kutau.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,343 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T.