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Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter, Series Of Unfortunate Events, and Lord of the Rings. |
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Draco's Very Secret Diary by Marilyn Stabs reviews
This is Draco Malfoy's personal recording of his final year in Hogwarts, in which he whines almost constantly, is abandoned by his friends, and begins to fall for someone completely unacceptable. This is the story Draco does NOT want you to read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Favorite Things LotR Style! by Bassoonfreak reviews
General naughtiness! Goody, all a fangirls favorite things when it comes to LotR! Can you say Legolas in his nuddypants and tied up in strings . . . .
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/14/2003 - Complete
Lord of the Lemon by Charity1 reviews
Jamie and Beth are stuck on the island with the boys. Insanity ahead. Rated for lemons.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/15/2002
Ivan Lachrymose Buys A Loaf Of Bread by Poufsouffle reviews
I have too much free time.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/26/2002
The Fine Art of Diplomacy by ThePet reviews
Blackadder meets LOTR...Faramir, for the sake of diplomacy, is betrothed to six-feet-tall 20-stone Eowyn. Can his associates Pippin and Merry get him out of this one?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/6/2002 - Faramir, Boromir
Alternate Endings To Retribution by Random Dent reviews
A few ideas as to how they could have ended 'Retribution' better. Almost entirely non-slash.
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/6/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 2,597 - Follows: 317 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Just Bad Luck reviews
The true story of Lemony Snicket. Statementmayormaynotbetrue.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2005
Legolas's Magical Breeches reviews
Sequel to Legolas's Magical Shoe. Legolas loses his pants and falls in love with many, many things. Stress on the word THINGS. Thranduil is not pleased.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Legolas, Treebeard
I am Olaf reviews
A poem about disguises. Books nine and ten now included.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2004 - Published: 8/19/2002
Klaus's Misfortune reviews
(Chapter 15 up) Due to the unintended effects of Violet's prank, Klaus finds himself married to Olaf. Meanwhile Violet is lost...
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,413 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 3/16/2003
The Aftermath reviews
Theodred finds out just what happens after death...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Eomer, Eowyn
Yellow Submarine reviews
This is an album for all who love Aragorn, all who love the Beatles, and all who love handing out flames.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/29/2004 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Aragorn
Legolas's Magical Journey reviews
After several broken marriages and exile from Mirkwood, Legolas decides to give up on love. Until he meets a very reluctant Mary Jane. Is this why he joined the fellowship?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/6/2003 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Legolas, Boromir
Lemony Snicket Trailer reviews
The fantastic trailer Dreamworks could not afford.rnstatementmayormaynotbetrue.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/26/2003
Legolas's Magical Shoe reviews
Sequel to Legolas's Magical Hat. Legolas's marriage cracks so he falls in love with someone (or rather, something) unexpected.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2003 - Legolas
Legolas's Magical Hat reviews
Yep, Legolas has fallen in love YET AGAIN. Only this time it's really scary.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2003 - Legolas, Gollum
Ginny's owl problem reviews
Ginny's brought home some owls to get back at Ron. It worked but owls start mass producing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/13/2003 - Published: 6/5/2002 - Ginny W., Harry P.
An insight into Merry's mind reviews
Ever wanted to see what goes inside the mind of a hobbit? You now can! Of course, Merry isn't exactly the brightest of hobbits...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/11/2003 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Their Lives and their sayings reviews
Very insightful story about the characters you all know and love. It's under horror because it's so horrorfyingly bad. It's rated PG because it decreases brain power. You will love this story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Galadriel, Boromir
Dudley's Tragic Fate reviews
Something terrible happens to Dudley because he inconveniently wets his pants. How terrible can it be? You'd be surprised.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2003
We are the Baudelaires reviews
To the tune of We are the Champions. Very short.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2002
Lemony Snicket Died reviews
Lemony Snicket dies in this poem, how tragic. Oh well! Please read it anyway.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/13/2002
The concequences of Snape's love reviews
Snape's object of affection is somewhat different to him. Hm... wonder what it is...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2002 - Severus S.
The Endings reviews
Sick and tired of endless fanfics which never get to the point? This is THE ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/6/2002
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