Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, and Alice in Wonderland, 2010.
hi i'm Jazz
favourite bands and songs:
paramore: ignorance, brick by boring brick, misery business, fences, crush crush crush and miracle
fall out boy: this ain't a scene, thanks for the memories, i don't care, the take over, the break over and from now on we are enemies
twenty twenty: the curtain, forever, worlds apart, story of our lives, get down and burning up
city stereo: party at stella's
amy can flyy: letting go of the monster
pegasus bridge: ribena
all of the twilight sagas
harry potter and the goblet of fire
favourite male actors:
favourite tv shows:
how i meet your mother
one tree hill
(ON THE TELEPHONE)
Doctor, Doctor, my wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart?
Is this her first child
Of course not, you idiot the is her husband.
a man goes to his doctor for a check-up, because he's been felling a little ill. after the check-up the doctor come out with the results of the examination. "I'm afraid i have some bad news. you're dying and you don't have much time" the doctor says " oh no that's terrible! how much time do i have?" the man asks "10..."says the doctor " 10? 10 what? months? weeks?what?" the man asks desperately " 10...9...8...7..."