Dr Madness
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Joined 01-11-10, id: 2213256, Profile Updated: 07-17-10
Author has written 7 stories for Bones.

Hi, I'm Jac.

Or as my profile says, Dr Madness. Funny story behind that; let's just say you don't want to be partnered with yours truly in middle school science fairs. The name also links in with my keen interest in Forensic Anthropology, which you may or may not have guessed is why I'm a huge fan of 'Bones'.
Also, when or if I receive my doctorate in Anthropology, I will be a man of science and work in Forensics.

I am addicted to writing and reading on FF, but I draw a line in the case of 'border line obsession'. I am not obsessed...more like taken up by an incisive hobby of sharing my stories with the world.

Before I leave you to check out the rest of my profile, I just want to make one thing clear...
I AM KING OF THE LAB.
-Not bragging, just letting Hodgins know he can't steal my title ;) Jokes.

Fandom: Bones.

Fav TV shows: Bones, House, Scrubs, Glee, 24, Fringe, etc, etc, etc...

Hobbies: Ice hockey, athletics, Art (sketching/painting), football, cricket and writing obviously. Fanfiction is very therapeutic for a person like me. Helps keep my stress levels down :S

STORIES IN THE PROCESS OF BEING UPDATED:

*Alphabet Recurrences

*Gone in the morning - I promised this would be completed. EmmyMayyy may have to hunt me down first though...I seriously need to get my priorities straight!

Another side of us - I have a brilliant plot line going, which I really think will boost review ratings. If not...do you really want to see a grown boy cry? :'(

About me: I'm 5'11, dark haired, have brown eyes- I'm half Italian and half American- I am studying Anthropology here in Britain but I plan to vacate back to my hometown, in Arizona, once I've graduated.

Interesting facts: I'm a nerd and a jock so bullies didn't really target me in high school, but I wasn't exactly a lady's man either.
I have a photographic memory- which was proven at a Specialist Clinic but I am unable to remember where I put my keys and wallet every morning? WTF?
I once hit a baseball right out of the park- in the process SMASHING my Principle's car window. Oh noes :(
I BURN EVERYTHING I COOK. You name it... toast, bacon, popcorn... ice :S
When I was ten, I fell out of a tree, banged my head, broke my arm and then managed to get to my feet before collapsing unconscious. LOL ouch.
I love Scooby Doo. Always have. Don't diss the Doo.
My favorite food is Mexican and Strawberry ice cream :P
Fav movies include The Hangover, Forrest Gump, The Bucket List, Karate Kid, Dude Wheres My Car, Role Models- dumb movies that make you laugh and intelligent ones that are just too brilliant not to mention.
I have five main best friends (six if you include my dog, Hamish) - Johnny aka Johnny boy, Tweedy (real name- Timothy- lol), Josie aka 'My Rosy-Josy' x, Daniel aka The Dan (no, I'm not calling him that- he's a dick, haha) and finally Nick aka...
nah, we just call him Nick.
^^ I said I would mention them because they're all egotistical, vain, self-absorbed narcissists... and I love them all to pieces- who I wouldn't change for the world :') On Fridays we stay in and watch re-runs of Bones- counting down the days till the next season on the calender- and on Saturdays we go to bars and pull pranks on the large doorman, Paul, who always chases us down the street without fail.

Well that's my life- when I'm not studying or sleeping that is.

Feel free to message me- suggest ideas and wander through my fics and tell me whatcha think :)

~MADNE$$ out~

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SmutTweets and other Dopamines by Dispatch22705 reviews
This is just a collection of my smut-tweets and any other sort of drabbles I feel the need to post here. There is no thread between these one shots, except that they are B&B and rated M. When the going gets tough, the tough get smutty, right?
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,715 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 7/10/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Fated by sleeplessinatlanta reviews
AU: Trying to keep everyone IC, but very AU. Booth is in danger and Brennan must protect him.-"What's her name?" he asked instead, for some reason unwilling to open the innocuous brown file folder. COMPLETE.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,545 - Reviews: 2057 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 4/22/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Magic Between Us by sleeplessinatlanta reviews
Collection revolving around B&B. Every chapter a drabble between 100 and 300 words. Rated M for some chapters. COMPLETE.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 100 - Words: 34,573 - Reviews: 3295 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Only Between Us by sleeplessinatlanta reviews
Collection of one-shots, some really short, others longer. Some funny, some angsty, some sweet. But ALL should be steamy/sexy/sweet. ALL revolving around B/B and their smoking hot dynamic. COMPLETE.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 100 - Words: 142,966 - Reviews: 4311 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 8/25/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Fighting Words by sleeplessinatlanta reviews
Collection of one-shots. Some heated words, an argument, and tons of B/B hotness. Smut, fluff, maybe a bit of angst, all revolving around our favorite crime-solvers. One fight for each letter of the alphabet. COMPLETE.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 71,081 - Reviews: 1691 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 10/17/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Things We Hide by Team Smuffy Sternum reviews
Booth and Brennan were always able to compartmentalize their feelings for each other, but when their subconscious comes into the picture, they are forced to watch their real desires play behind their eyelids.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,119 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 10/13/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Carnival Ride by littlejunebug reviews
B/B oneshot collection. Random tidbits that my mind comes up with.. Take a peek and tell me what you think!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,466 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Someday by Dispatch22705 reviews
Booth and Brennan complete a case that hits close to home for Booth; and Brennan unintentionally reveals the information Pops confided to her. But while she feels it was the wrong time, it's now up to her to make sure Booth believes the truth.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Extreme Measures by TRUSSELL33 reviews
Booth and Brennan are fighting. Cam, Hodgins, Angela and Sweets decide to help them work things out. I suck at summaries but I can guarantee that hilarity and smut will ensue.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,168 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
I Love A Man In Uniform by gawilliams reviews
A simple PWP about Bones' reaction to seeing Booth, in dress uniform, a year later at the Reflecting Pool.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/30/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Kissing You Was Always Inevitable by sleeplessinatlanta reviews
Ever wondered in how many different ways and under what circumstances Booth and Brennan would have their first real kiss? Collection of one shots exploring exactly all the different scenarios until it finally happened. COMPLETE.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,015 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Scenes From a Hat: The First Time by SSJL reviews
Thirty takes on B&B's first time, each with a randomly selected POV, genre, and scenario or locale. Things are about to get a little crazy in here...
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,720 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 8/16/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
The Question in the Answer by LaFemmeQuiRit reviews
For a long time now, it's been Booth and Bones. I have to figure out how to be just Booth again."
Bones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,640 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Exercise in Self Restraint by sleeplessinatlanta reviews
B&B are in an established relationship and Brennan has a naughty proposal for Booth which involves tons of frustration. Like any of my stories, I try to keep BB in character even as they are doing very dirty things together. COMPLETE.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,266 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Heart of the Matter by Fourth Rose reviews
Everyone has a breaking point, and Booth feels like he has finally reached his. Inspired by the earliest spoilers that came out for episode 100.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,909 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/3/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
55 Word Challenge by NatesMama reviews
A series of one shots based on a list of 55 words designed to get us through the gaping hold the Bones "winter hiatus" has left in our schedules. Rated M for later chapters.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,767 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Hold On Tight by lizook reviews
We’re about to go on a ride; I don’t want to be thinking about you calculating the risk that we’ll be hit by a bus.”
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Opposite Sex by bertie456 reviews
BB. Sometimes love-making isn't what's needed.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Winner at a Losing Game by lizook reviews
How the hell had they both been so blind for so long?"
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Let the Games Begin by TRUSSELL33 reviews
What would Booth do if Brennan suddenly came on to him? Written as a challenge on another site but am thinking of turning it into a short story. Let me know if anyone is interested.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 159,075 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Collecting Evidence by sleeplessinatlanta reviews
Because facial expressions can't say it all. Sometimes, we need that delicious internal monologue! Spoilers for the Goop in the Girl! M for smutty fun! COMPLETE.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,476 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
All That Lies Between Us by only-more-love reviews
A series of oneshots about Booth, Brennan, and other characters. Some are set in the future, others are set in specific episodes. Chapter notes specify timelines. Thanks for reading.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 36,069 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/11/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
She's Mine by Writer Unblocked reviews
There are a lot of things that Booth loves about Brennan, but what does he love the most? Short oneshot, lots of BB lovin!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Running to Get Home by AlexaNDYE reviews
As Agent Booth checks up on his partner, Dr. Temperance Brennan, at her apartment and finds out that she's in the middle of running away. Why did she run away? What will Booth do to get her back?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,232 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
It's My Turn To Drive by SpkyG reviews
When Booth injures his ankle, Bones decides that it's her turn to drive. Booth is not too accepting of her plans.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Skeletal Biology and Physics by zephyrchild reviews
One bone, a tibia begins a recitation of some of the bones in the body,there are 206, with the skeleton they're using being incomplete how ever will they finish reciting?
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
One More Shot by BtrixMcG reviews
One shot of pure smut. Brennan shows Booth a few skills he never knew she had
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/15/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Casualty of Love by SuchAGoodGirl reviews
Someone has to make the first move to erase that line. A comedy of errors B & B style. Thank you to all that have read and reviewed so far. Final Chapter.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,780 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Sensate Focus by 5SteamboatsShippingCo reviews
When personal crisis strikes their best friends, Booth and Brennan reconsider their stance on therapy, and their understanding of what brought them there in the first place. NOW COMPLETE!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,416 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Of Coffee and Lab Coat by Sarali1983 reviews
He has to make sure his eyes aren't playing tricks: she's naked under her lab coat. /!\ Pure Smut!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/16/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Scared Stiff by 5SteamboatsShippingCo reviews
The first story from the combined efforts of Jamie and Mia. Booth and Brennan attempt to spend the night in a haunted house to one-up the other. Maybe fear isn't the only emotion they'll end up feeling...
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,346 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Four Places Booth Wants to Kiss Brennan by only-more-love reviews
Four Places Booth Wants to Kiss Brennan--And One Place He Did x Exactly what the title says. x
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
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Alphabet recurrences reviews
The Alphabet means a lot to Booth and Brennan. It captures every single romantic, hot, steamy and dirty moment between them. Please come and have a read. X's up and very M rated, children.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,430 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Cool Intensity reviews
It's late, they're alone and nothing says romance like a nice dip in the pool... Oneshot; Booth teaches Brennan how to swim- things start to heat up- so smut all around.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Another side of us reviews
Oneshots based on the adventures and sexual encounters of our favorite partners. Guaranteed smut as well as a multiple dosing of fun for B/B. Chapter three has a pirate theme to it... Booth's locked up while Brennan checks up on her 'prisoner'...
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,368 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Lustful beginings reviews
What if Agent Booth and Dr Brennan's kiss had led to something much more outside that bar? Strong M for scenes that should have been in the episode, however were best left to me to write I guess. WARNING- Spoilers for 100th episode and for 100% smut.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
100 things I would do if I owned Bones for a day reviews
In celebration of the 100th episode tomorrow, I have posted this; 100 things I would do if I owned Bones for a day. All of it is completely true, some more unusual and random than others, however this list has always been a dream of mine. To own Bones...
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete
Dirty talk can make you hot reviews
Do you even need to ask? Hot discussion topics lead to unexpected results for Brennan...not necessarily bad results though. M rated for a reason, because dirty talk can make you hot.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/5/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Gone in the morning reviews
He groaned as he felt another tinge of hot exhaled air creep along his inner thighs, before returning to the head of his cock and encircling his shaft with moist breath. All the evidence was there...except she was always gone in the morning.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan