My Dearest Sally Sparrow
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Author has written 8 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Legend of Zelda, Twilight, and Glee.

Name: Katherine but most call me Kat. Or Kate sometimes. Occasionally Katie. Hell, I even respond to Carmen Sandiego so call me anything. For those who are not Whovians, I do not believe you will understand my pen name. My name's not actually Sally Sparrow though I wish it was. If you call me thus, I won't be bothered to correct you however. Sorry, but I'm a lazy ass.

Short Bio: As stated above, my name is Katherine. I am a teenager. Dancing and writing are my ultimate passions. I'm English but live in America, so I spell favourite like so and other words for me are different as well. Please don't judge. If a story can make me laugh, cry, or feel some emotion, I love it. I give real reviews and feedback, not just "good." I also give constructive criticism because I believe that it only helps an author get better. I was diagnosed with panic disorder a little while ago. Therapy and dance classes among with school consume my time, so please forgive me if I don't update constantly. At times I can be very serious and write sad or boring pieces of work. Other times I write crazy shit that I find humorous. Not so sure if everyone else thinks the same. I also have a big mouth that curse words fly out of. If it offends you... I apologize in advance.


Friends on this Site:

ghosthunter013 : http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2120352/ghosthunter013 : Mel was my first review (on LHAIGTY). And she also was the first to put me on her favs.

dontcallmeLeeLee : http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1848664/dontcallmeLeeLee : Stella was one of my first friends on this site and showed me the ropes.

Rainfeather79: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2080732/ : Ace sent me the absolute sweetest message ever when I didn't even know her. I almost cried when reading it.

Pikana : http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1674215/Pikana : Great stories, and I'm in her FF family.

jblc77 : http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2072368/jblc77 : I'm helping her on a Twilight story now, and it's been so fun.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (What? It’s true…)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. (Nicest girl I ever met…)
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (No, only wish…)
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Well, sort of, I guess.)

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep (What the bollocks… What nitwit thinks that cock-up?)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (Yes, and it’s the goddamn best cockney accent ever!!! Though bad teeth? Nuh uh. But I prefer coffee over tea and cricket is a yawn.)

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (WTF?)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. (IT’S FROM MY DAD’S SIDE.)
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Not that much…)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE(that much), so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. (Well, I am….)
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (Oh bloody hell no!)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (I would do it, but I have no time)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.


I am in a part of Pottermore beta testing (yes it's all very exciting.) I was sorted to Slytherin, to my surprise. The more I think about it, the more I suppose I am a Slytherin. I can pickpocket easily, a talent I learned from my grandfather. I'm also quite lazy and enjoy getting other people to do things for me. I like planning and plotting. My second favourite colour is green.


Quotes:

Round up the usual suspects. - Casablanca

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln

If love conquers all, then hate conquers everyone else. - Friend from history class

And don't look this bitch in the eye. - Clash of the Titans (about Medusa)

Alea iacta est - Caeser (Latin for: the die is cast.)

Seize the day before it seizes you. - My brother

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet - My grandfather

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. - Moulin Rouge

Do you know what I think? I think life is fucking hell. It's shitty, pissy, and just screwed up. But I also think that people can choose to believe that life isn't so bad. And they can put on a smile and say "damn it all, I don't care". Then maybe, just maybe, their life won't completely suck. -My amazing best friend whom I am completely in love with


My Favourite Songs of All Time In No Particular Order:

All The Script songs

Heroes and Thieves- Vanessa Carlton

White Houses- Vanessa Carltom

Iris- Goo Goo Dolls

Dance In The Dark- Lady Gaga

Judas- Lady Gaga

American Pie- Don McClean

Piano Man- Billy Joel

Always A Woman- Billy Joel

The Scientist- Coldplay

Amazing- Janelle

Dark Blue- Jack's Mannequin

Remembering Sunday- All Time Low

Livin' On A Prayer- Bon Jovi

Demolition Lovers- MCR

My Heart Will Go On- Celine Dion

Not Alone- Darren Criss

Awful Lot of Running to Do- Chameleon Circuit


The Quotes of Me and My Brother's Cat Fights and Such:

Bro: You should date Edward Cullen!
Me: Uh, why?
Bro: 'Cause you both suck!
Me: Yeah? Well you should date Britney Spears.
Bro: Because?
Me: Because I feel the urge to kill both of you everytime you speak.

Me: 'Oh, Romeo! Romeo! Where for art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name!'
Bro: What the hell Kat?
Me: You git, it's Shakespeare.
Bro: Stop using legal terms.
Me: 'Out damn spot I say!'
Bro: Okay, Shakespeare I can handle. Your insanity however...
Me: ...

Bro: Oh God! Why? WHY??!!
Me: What now?
Bro: I just figured out that my girlfriend has an obesession with Justin Bieber!
Me: Who?
Bro: The singer who sings like a girl but talks like Mickey Mouse?
Me: Oh. Well, why don't you bring up the fact that you are more mature seeing as your voice has dropped and his obviously hasn't?
Bro: But what if she finds immaturity appealing?
Me: Then it would explain what the crap she was thinking when she decided to go out with YOU!

Me: Alec, have you ever looked up at the sky at night, and think about all those millions and billions of stars, how they got there and what are they doing?
Bro: Yeah. They're little balls of burning gases that have been formed through hundreds of years and they have no sole purpose.
Me: It's times like these when I wonder if you do have a heart.
Bro: Dude, I watched Baz Lurman's Romeo and Juliet with you yesterday. You are in HUGE debt to me.

Me: (singing): And in time, and in time, we will all be stars!
Bro: What the hell are you wailing know.
Me: I Sing The Body Electric.
Bro: The Body Electric? Never heard of it.
Me: No Alec, it's called 'I Sing The Body Electric.' It's from Fame.
Bro: Now you're singing Lady Gaga again? I thought we were over that!
Me: ALEC. I AM SINGING A SONG THAT IS CALLED QUOTE I SING THE BODY ELECTRIC END QUOTE. IT IS FROM A MUSICAL THAT IS CALLED FAME. LADY GAGA'S ALBUM IS CALLED THE FAME.
Bro: ... you know, it's scary how you know Gaga's album names.

Bro: (singing BADLY) Baby, baby, baby, oh! Baby, baby, baby, no!
Me: SHUT. THE HELL. UP.
Bro: Ooh, a little touchy today, aren't we Katherine?
Me: When you sing that, I have no choice but to be.
Bro: Yo momma!
Me: ... You do realize that when you insult my mother, you're insulting your own?
Bro: Well, yo daddy!
Me: Alec, as much as it pains me to say it, you and I are siblings. We have the same mother, father, grandparents, etc. You see?
Bro: Yo uncle!
Me: ^&#@)%! bastard!


And if you ever want me to read and of course review a story or just talk, send me a PM. I swear I'll respond as soon as possible. I'm a friendly person really. I also beta-read, so please check out my beta profile as well.

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Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,863 - Reviews: 4059 - Favs: 5,458 - Follows: 3,783 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7725 - Favs: 8,162 - Follows: 7,701 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Leah's Journey by Lil' Dinky reviews
A story about Leah and her life post Breaking Dawn. Fate seems to hold a grudge against her for some unknown reason. Is it impossible for her to find friendship and happiness again? Will she be unable to imprint on anyone? All canon couples, Leah's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 153,506 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Leah
The Klaine CrissColfer Show by BlaineyDevon reviews
In which Kurt and Blaine are real people, and Chris and Darren are fictional, but both couples endure many challenges. Majorly AU. Klaine. CrissColfer. Two stories in one! SEASON TWO NOW UP!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 144,697 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Snapshots of Sunshine by blue-starryeyed-songjay reviews
So, the Warblers, Klaine and the New Directions feature prominently. Hopefully humorous.Chapter 39: Things go down in the motel room. Painful, painful things.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 62,323 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
How the Story Went by hot mess express reviews
This isn't just a love story. It's my story. Ours, mine and Jared's. Don't believe what other people might tell you, what comes out of the rumor mill. I'm telling it now and this, this is how it went.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,477 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Jared, Kim - Complete
Changing the Equation by Miss Regina Star reviews
Magnus loves Alec more than life itself. Alec feels exactly the same way. Magnus realises that Alec will someday age, while he will not. On this whim, he breaks up with Alec. Will this save Alec Lightwood from forbidden love, or just change the equation?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 126,400 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Where Is The Love by allamericanchic reviews
Set between episodes "Born This Way" and "Rumors." An episode set to the music of Adam Lambert, the Black Eyed Peas, and many more! All of the Gleeks are in it, but there is a lot of Klaine, Finnchel, Furt, Santinny, Bartie, and Artina. Please enjoy!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,158 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H.
Keepers of Time by Imaweirdkid reviews
Kurt is the youngest in a family of time keepers. He is supposed to protect the key to dimensions. Luckily he has an angel to help him. But what is Blaine hiding? This is a High School fic with fantasy elements. KLAINE AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,410 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Paradise by JLWinter reviews
The history that rivals any love story ever published - Esme's story. The tale of her struggles as a newborn, her friendship with Edward, and an infatuation with a certain Doctor Carlisle Cullen that transformed into an everlasting love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,746 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Carlisle, Esme
Untitiled Age Disparity AU by samsamtastic reviews
Blaine Anderson, a teacher at Dalton, notices somebody out of place... Blaine is 24 and Kurt is 17 and they are in a relationship and this will also eventually have smut
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,092 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Just Your Basic Love Story by RoyalKnightJester reviews
The princess is in danger so he father sends her to stay with Link in his homewtown for saftey. But her cover is his girlfriend? Will she fall for the blonde boy in this situtaion? Hmm... I SUCK AT SUMMERYS! JUST READ!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,650 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Part Of Your World by myheartwonxxo reviews
AU. Tears were escaping my eyes, floating into the water around us. Blaine was nearly unconscious. He seriously only had a minute or so before he suffocated. "Do what you want to me. Lock me up! Kill me! Just don't let Blaine die!" A mer!Kurt story.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,519 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Fabulous in Tardis Blue by MaeEmma reviews
The boy who waited- waited thousands and thousands of five minutes for a silly imaginary friend. But when Kurt's Raggedy Doctor and his big blue box found itself in Kurt's yard for the second time, he's starting to seem less and less imaginary.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,023 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - 11th Doctor, Kurt H. - Complete
Bestest Shadamy Fanfic Evar by Kotego reviews
A parody of the cliche ShadowxAmy fanfics that are unfortunately rampant throughout the fandom.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Shadow, Amy - Complete
Answered Wishes and Unlikely Angels by Keitorin Asthore reviews
"Maybe send an angel," seven year old Blaine whispered. "The nicest angel you have." He didn't know that angels could look like angry little blue-eyed boys, but he was just happy to have his wish answered. AU. Inspired by Lilo and Stitch.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,250 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
No One Pushes The Hummel Hudsons Around by ificannotflyletmesing reviews
Finn moves to Dalton Academy with Kurt. They will never be the same. Pre-NBK AU.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,419 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Daybreak by foreternityblue reviews
Kurt Hummel doesn't just hate the Enclave, a place for demons to live, he is suspicious of it. He's ready to hate living there, until a demon who lives on the edge drops into his life and he finds himself tangled up in figuring things out. Klaine AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,633 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Dark Side of the Moon by porcelain bird reviews
At Hogwarts, Kurt and Blaine, two wizards with dark secrets begin to discover something dark brewing in the Wizarding World. They and their friends will be forced to question the differences of good and evil, and at times, even themselves. Glee/Hogwarts.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,623 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Just Breathe by i m a g i n e dream b e reviews
Blaine struggles with his sexuality. AU, slight Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
just another word I never learned to pronounce by i m a g i n e dream b e reviews
Love- Blaine's in it, Kurt doesn't believe in it, and Wes and David want them to have it. R&R! Slow updates, bear with me.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,274 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Furt Hudmel Almost Killed Klaine Anummel by TexasTurtleFan reviews
Kurt is the oblivious one. Blaine takes everything the wrong way. And Finn is the one who has to pay for it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,076 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
All of Space and Time by e.d.paige reviews
Kurt confesses to Blaine, who rejects him. Kurt feels things can't get worse, and Blaine refuses to give him a reason why. Then, of course, came the Dalek Invasion. Klaine, Blaine gets complicated...T for now, may change
Crossover - Doctor Who & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - 10th Doctor, Blaine A.
Five Times Kurt and Blaine Almost Got Caught by fleurdelisee reviews
Hiding their relationship to everyone was possibly the worst idea Kurt and Blaine ever had.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,612 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
That'll Be The Day by LolaInk reviews
Just because you're alive doesn't mean you're living, and just because you're dead doesn't mean you're done. Love is forever. Supernatural 1950s-ghost AU. R&R appreciated.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,541 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Set Me Free by GF-221b reviews
Dark!AU. Rachel is his only friend, his only light. She lives in the mirrors as his reflection. But she is slowly sucking out his soul, feeding off his self-loathing. Enter Blaine Anderson, and the music he possesses. Kurtchel, Klaine. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The two sides of the moon by don'tcallmeLeeLee reviews
Post BD. When Leah goes to college, the least thing she imagines is that she'll fall in love with the boy she hates the most. And what happen when that boy is a werewolf... a real one?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 87,804 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Leah
Oblivious by teenagedreamtonight reviews
This is a pretty lengthy one shot. It has to do with Kurt and Blaine-Kurt and Brittany. There is Blaine/Britt friendship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,946 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
We'll Smile But Right Now I Can't Bear by glitterdoves reviews
Past and future AU based on Sarah by Ray Lamontagne. Kurt and Blaine were childhood friends, but when Blaine meets Kurt on summer break from college the boy he knew is almost unrecognizable.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,342 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
ET by godivaraphael reviews
Kurt finds himself in love with Rachel's boyfriend, the lead of Vocal Adrenaline. His touch is foreign, supernatural, even, but is he... extra terrestrial? And what about those disappearances in town? And would that change Kurt's feelings for him? Slash
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,057 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Kurt H., Jesse sJ.
Second Weakness by WingedWolf121 reviews
It all started with winning Nationals. Really, Kurt was surprised that Sue felt like she had an obligation to help him out. Even more surprising was that her little tip about Jesse's sexuality seemed to be correct. Kurt/Jesse
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,681 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Kurt H., Jesse sJ.
Split, a Kim story by deadlybeautiful reviews
No, I’m worse than pathetic, I’m Kim. Which is by far worse than being just pathetic. Because when you’re Kim you get to be obsessed, neurotic, paranoid, painfully shy, and invisible too. That’s right, I’m Kim, the whole package deal. Jared/Kim
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,986 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Kim, Jared
Colors by xErised reviews
Tomorrow is the day when Draco will be released from Azkaban. Harry Potter has been desperately waiting. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,259 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Revised Epilogue: or How the Weasley's Inherit by estrafalaria103 reviews
The conclusion to DH left many fans sad. Here is a little rewriting of the epilogue, so that all may live in glee and thanksgiving.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Complete
Fateful Magic by Wicked Bellatrix reviews
Bellatrix Black, Rodolphus Lestrange and Voldemort. A complex love triangle and power struggle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,025 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
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Operation Éclair reviews
When Klaine breaks up, Facebook users hears all about it. When St. Hummel happens, Facebook hears about. And thus, New Directions and the Warblers team up to form Operation Éclair: save Kurt Hummel from the devil. T for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Running From Prince Charming reviews
Jessica Stanley has had a rough life since high school, and after a rough break up with Mike Newton, refuses to date. So what happens when Brady, a wolf 3 years younger, imprints on her? Will she ever let herself fall in love again? Rated T for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Jessica, Brady
Alice Invictus reviews
"She is ill. She has demonic visions and fantasies. She is… she is mentally insane." Alice did have a human life, even if she does not remember it. Title translates into: Alice Unconquered.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Alice
Mind Rape reviews
'911? Yeah we need the cops down here; there's a serious case of mind rape...' Poor Leah is the first to find out when Claire grows up. Sort of a sequel to Working On It. RATED T FOR THEMES AND SOME LANGUAGE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Leah, Claire - Complete
My Happy Ever After reviews
This story will not be pleasant. Nor will it have a happy ending. But it is true, and that is all that matters.” Jane's story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Jane
Working On It reviews
Did you ever expect that one day, after you'd recently became a werewolf, you'd see a friend's niece and fall in love even though she's two? Yup, Quil didn't either.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Like Hell Am I Gonna Tell You! reviews
Midna is back in the Land of Twilight, forever this time. So naturally, things get even more screwed when she finds Zant. You thought he was dead? You thought wrong. T for language.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Midna, Zant - Complete
White Houses reviews
Amy leaves all she's ever known behind to lead a new life. But with all the chaos concerning her ex, her new friends, and a new love interest soaring about, she wonders if she is ready to leave the white houses.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,683 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Amy - Complete