Ay yo. This is Ging. I'm a sarcastic asshole of a teenager and I live in the more southern areas of the Atlantic Coast. I'm not much of writer, and if I do write anything, I like to finish it before I post it so i don't end up doing that aggravating thing of starting a good story and never finishing it. I tend to just review and favorite and follow because some people can be absolutely brilliant.
Here are some favorite quotes of mine, if you're bored-
Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
"Optimist" is a word that refers to a person who thinks pleasant thoughts about everything. For instance, if an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say in a happy & hopeful voice, "Well, this isn't too bad. I don't have my left arm anymore but at least no one will ask me if I'm left-handed or right-handed," but most of us would say something along the lines of, "AAAAHHH! MY ARM! MY ARM!"
"You know what the fellow said – in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."
"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." -Steve Martin
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse."
"Don't doubt that a small group of determined people can't change the world, indeed it's the only thing that has." - Margret Mead
"If you judge a fish by it's ability to climb a tree, it'll spend the rest of it's life thinking it it stupid." -Albert Einstein
"I could tell you stories about your father that would curl even your greasy hair, boy!" -Mad-Eye Moody from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
"Follow the spiders? Follow the spiders?! If Hagrid ever gets out of Azkaban, I'll kill him!" -Ron Weasley from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
"What's he doing?!"
"This is Madness!"
I hate the color pink.
For the record, Google and Wikipedia should marry and give birth to a super-baby website that will solve all the world's problems. - Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic on Fanfiction.net
“You assaulted an un-armed teenager, you snuck out in the middle of the night, and you, you…I don’t know what else you did but I bet it has something to do with why the national debt is so high!” -An angry Max to Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.
“I never noticed. You have a nice chest.” Well, then. Hot damn, that’s a way to change the mood. “I could say the same about you, but that’d be sexual harassment.” Max and Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.
"I was sitting in my room, contemplating on whether or not to read New Moon, the second part of the ‘Twilight saga’. (How is it a saga? Lord of the Rings – now that’s a saga, with intense battle scenes, powerful characters and an epic plot. But a girl falling in love with a vampire… that’s a series, not a saga. Learn the difference, young grasshopper.)" -A very true quote by Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.
“But you can’t buy happiness,” I said.
Then, he said loudly, “How about you give me a blow?” But Max didn’t miss a beat. “Sorry,” she said. “I choke on small objects.” -The 'Creepy Pedophile Guy' and Max in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.
Wham! “GO TO HELL.” Bam! “NEVER TOUCH HER AGAIN.” Slam! “YOU’RE CREEPIER THAN EDWARD.” -Fang beating up a pedophile in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.
"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan
"We're orphans." "Orphans? But, my dears! Surely not!" "We got separated from our caravan, our circus caravan. The ringmaster told us to meet him at the gas station if we got lost, but he may have forgotten, or maybe he meant a different gas station. Anyway, we're lost. Is that food I smell?" -Percy and Medusa -Percy Jackson, The Lightening Thief.
"I should have prayed to the ancestors for luck." "How lucky can they be? They're dead!" -Mulan's mom and grandmom -Mulan
"Try new Flor-A-Flor. For itchy, watery eyes, it's Flor-A-Flor. Side effects may include: nausea, vomiting, water weight gain, lower back pain, receding hairline, eczema, seborrhea, psoriasis, itchy chafing clothing, liver spots, blood clots, ringworm, excessive body odor, uneven tire wear, pyorrhea, gonorrhea, diarrhea, halitosis, scoliosis, loss of bladder control, hammertoes, the shanks, low sperm count, warped floors, cluttered drawers, hunchback, heart attack, low resale value on your home, feline leukemia, athlete's foot, head lice, club foot, MS, MD, VD, fleas, anxiety, sleeplessness, drowsiness, poor gas mileage, tooth decay, split ends, parvo, warts, unibrow, lazy eye, fruit flies, chest pains, clogged drains, hemorrhoids, dry heaving, and sexual dysfunction." I'm like, "I'll just have itchy, watery eyes!" -Jeff Foxworthy on medication side-effects.
"Boy, look at me. You see that little girl there? That's my only little girl. She's my life. So if you have any thought about hugging or kissing, you remember these words: I got no problem going back to prison." -Bill Engvall talking about his daughter
"House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole." -Dean Winchester, "Supernatural" S1Ep1
"It must be hard with your sense of direction, not being able to find your way to a decent pick up line." -Andrea to Dean, "Supernatural" S1Ep3
"Who do you think is the hotter psychic: Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt, or you?" - Dean to Sam, "Supernatural" S1Ep10
"I miss conversations that didn't start with 'this killer truck'." -Sam, "SPN" (Supernatural) S1Ep13
"What kind of house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks!" -Sam, "SPN" S1Ep19
"I know what you're thinking, Sam. 'Why did it have to be clowns?'" "Oh give me a break." "Haha, you didn't think I'd remember. Come on, you still bust out crying whenever Ronald McDonald comes on the television." "At least I'm not afraid of flying." "Planes crash!" "And apparently clowns kill!" -Dean and Sam, S2Ep2
"My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone." -Dean, "SPN" S2Ep7
"Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?" "Well, you are kind of butch. They probably think you're overcompensating." -Dean and Sam, "SPN" S2Ep11
"What do you wanna do, poke her?" "..." "Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick!" -Sam to Dean, "SPN" S2Ep11
"Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted." "Yeah, you know what? There's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!" "Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?" -Sam and Dean, S2Ep13
"I lost my shoe." -Sam, "SPN" S3Ep3
"I'm Batman!" "...Yeah, you're Batman." -Dean and Sam, "SPN" S3Ep3
"You're not going to shoot anybody. See I happen read people. Sure you're a thief but you-" "-shoots-" "What the hell is wrong with you?! You don't go around shooting people!" -Dean and Bela, "SPN" S3Ep3
"Oh, don't go away angry. Just go away." -Dean to Bela, "SPN" S3Ep3
"Can I shoot her?" "Not in public." -Dean and Sam, "SPN" S3Ep6
"When this is over, we should really have angry sex." "Don't objectify me." -Bela and Dean, "SPN" S3Ep6
"How do you sleep at night?" "In silk sheets, rolling naked in money." -Sam and Bela, "SPN" S3Ep6
"Bitch!" "Oh! Goodness me, someone owes a nickle to the swear jar! You know what I say when I feel like swearing? Fudge!" "... I'll try to remember that." -Dean and Pagan Goddess, "SPN" S3Ep8
"You fudgin' touch me again, I'll fudgin' kill you!" "Very good." -Dean and Pagan Goddess, "SPN" S3Ep8
“Yeah right. Nice guess. (It wasn't a guess.) Right, you're a mind reader. Cut it out Sam. Sam! You think you're being funny but you're being really, really childish. Sam Winchester wears make-up. Sam Winchester cries his way through sex. Sam Winchesters keeps a ruler by the bed and every morning when he wakes up … OK, enough!" -Sam and Dean at the same time, S3Ep11
"I shot the sheriff." "...But you didn't shoot the deputy." -Henrikson and Dean, "SPN" S3Ep12
"Sammy, wherever you are, Mom's a babe. ..I'm going to Hell. Again." -Dean, "SPN" S4Ep3
“That is exactly why our lives suck. I mean, come on, we hunt monsters! What the hell? I mean, normal people, they see a monster, and they run. But not us, no, no, no, we search out things that want to kill us. Or eat us! You know who does that? Crazy people! We are insane! You know, and then there's the bad diner food and then the skeevy motel rooms and then the truck-stop waitress with the bizarre rash. I mean, who wants this life, Sam? Seriously? Do you actually like being stuck in a car with me eight hours a day, every single day? I don't think so! I mean, I drive too fast. And I listen to the same five albums over and over and over again, and I sing along. I'm annoying, I know that. And you, you're gassy! You eat half a burrito, and you get toxic! I mean, you know what? You can forget it. Stay away from me Sam, OK? Because I am done with it. I'm done with the monsters and the hellhounds and the ghost sickness and the damn apocalypse. I'm out. I'm done. Quit." -Dean, "SPN" S4Ep6
"Well, boo-hoo! I am so sorry your feelings are hurt, princess! Are you under the impression that family's supposed to make you feel good, make you an apple pie, maybe? They're supposed to make you miserable! That's why they're family!" -Bobby, "SPN" S4Ep22
"I've got Genital Herpes." -Sam, "SPN" S5Ep8
"I found a liquor store." "And?" "And I drank it." -Cas and Sam, S5Ep17