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Ay yo. This is Ging. I'm a sarcastic asshole of a teenager and I live in the more southern areas of the Atlantic Coast. I'm not much of writer, and if I do write anything, I like to finish it before I post it so i don't end up doing that aggravating thing of starting a good story and never finishing it. I tend to just review and favorite and follow because some people can be absolutely brilliant.

Here are some favorite quotes of mine, if you're bored-

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
-Cave Johnson, Portal 2

"Optimist" is a word that refers to a person who thinks pleasant thoughts about everything. For instance, if an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say in a happy & hopeful voice, "Well, this isn't too bad. I don't have my left arm anymore but at least no one will ask me if I'm left-handed or right-handed," but most of us would say something along the lines of, "AAAAHHH! MY ARM! MY ARM!"
-Lemony Snicket

"You know what the fellow said – in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
— Orson Welles

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."
— Jim Henson

"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."
— Mark Twain

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." -Steve Martin

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse."
— Thomas Stephen Szasz

"Don't doubt that a small group of determined people can't change the world, indeed it's the only thing that has." - Margret Mead

"If you judge a fish by it's ability to climb a tree, it'll spend the rest of it's life thinking it it stupid." -Albert Einstein

"I could tell you stories about your father that would curl even your greasy hair, boy!" -Mad-Eye Moody from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

"Follow the spiders? Follow the spiders?! If Hagrid ever gets out of Azkaban, I'll kill him!" -Ron Weasley from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

"What's he doing?!"
"I think he's singing..."
"Yeah, I once heard an animal make that sound, but when they rolled him over he was dead." -three of the Amigoes from Happy Feet

"This is Madness!"
"This is politics." -Elizabeth Swan and Jack Sparrow from Pirates 3

I hate the color pink.
So automatically, I'm a bit manlier than before. But really, whoever invented the color pink must have been high on whiteout and rainbows because the color pink makes me want to curl into a corner and cry because its so perky.
I like black, though.
Yeah, yeah, I'm perpetuating the Fang-the-emo-birdkidstereotype, but I have never and will never use mascara or eye shadow. Black is cool because it allows you to blend in with your surroundings. If you wear pink, you'll be the first to die.
See? The color pink is bad for your health.
Even the eighties didn't have stuff this bad; and from what I've seen, the eighties were a time when the world was collectively addicted to the worst fashions physically possible. (Shoulder pads? Really?)
- Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic on

For the record, Google and Wikipedia should marry and give birth to a super-baby website that will solve all the world's problems. - Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic on

“You assaulted an un-armed teenager, you snuck out in the middle of the night, and you, you…I don’t know what else you did but I bet it has something to do with why the national debt is so high!” -An angry Max to Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

“I never noticed. You have a nice chest.” Well, then. Hot damn, that’s a way to change the mood. “I could say the same about you, but that’d be sexual harassment.” Max and Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

"I was sitting in my room, contemplating on whether or not to read New Moon, the second part of the ‘Twilight saga’. (How is it a saga? Lord of the Rings – now that’s a saga, with intense battle scenes, powerful characters and an epic plot. But a girl falling in love with a vampire… that’s a series, not a saga. Learn the difference, young grasshopper.)" -A very true quote by Fang in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

“But you can’t buy happiness,” I said.
“That’s not necessarily true,” Iggy interrupted. “I once met a very nice stripper named Happiness.” -Fang and Iggy in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

Then, he said loudly, “How about you give me a blow?” But Max didn’t miss a beat. “Sorry,” she said. “I choke on small objects.” -The 'Creepy Pedophile Guy' and Max in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

Wham! “GO TO HELL.” Bam! “NEVER TOUCH HER AGAIN.” Slam! “YOU’RE CREEPIER THAN EDWARD.” -Fang beating up a pedophile in Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic.

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan

"We're orphans." "Orphans? But, my dears! Surely not!" "We got separated from our caravan, our circus caravan. The ringmaster told us to meet him at the gas station if we got lost, but he may have forgotten, or maybe he meant a different gas station. Anyway, we're lost. Is that food I smell?" -Percy and Medusa -Percy Jackson, The Lightening Thief.

"I should have prayed to the ancestors for luck." "How lucky can they be? They're dead!" -Mulan's mom and grandmom -Mulan

"Try new Flor-A-Flor. For itchy, watery eyes, it's Flor-A-Flor. Side effects may include: nausea, vomiting, water weight gain, lower back pain, receding hairline, eczema, seborrhea, psoriasis, itchy chafing clothing, liver spots, blood clots, ringworm, excessive body odor, uneven tire wear, pyorrhea, gonorrhea, diarrhea, halitosis, scoliosis, loss of bladder control, hammertoes, the shanks, low sperm count, warped floors, cluttered drawers, hunchback, heart attack, low resale value on your home, feline leukemia, athlete's foot, head lice, club foot, MS, MD, VD, fleas, anxiety, sleeplessness, drowsiness, poor gas mileage, tooth decay, split ends, parvo, warts, unibrow, lazy eye, fruit flies, chest pains, clogged drains, hemorrhoids, dry heaving, and sexual dysfunction." I'm like, "I'll just have itchy, watery eyes!" -Jeff Foxworthy on medication side-effects.

"Boy, look at me. You see that little girl there? That's my only little girl. She's my life. So if you have any thought about hugging or kissing, you remember these words: I got no problem going back to prison." -Bill Engvall talking about his daughter

"House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole." -Dean Winchester, "Supernatural" S1Ep1

"It must be hard with your sense of direction, not being able to find your way to a decent pick up line." -Andrea to Dean, "Supernatural" S1Ep3

"Who do you think is the hotter psychic: Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt, or you?" - Dean to Sam, "Supernatural" S1Ep10

"I miss conversations that didn't start with 'this killer truck'." -Sam, "SPN" (Supernatural) S1Ep13

"What kind of house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks!" -Sam, "SPN" S1Ep19

"I know what you're thinking, Sam. 'Why did it have to be clowns?'" "Oh give me a break." "Haha, you didn't think I'd remember. Come on, you still bust out crying whenever Ronald McDonald comes on the television." "At least I'm not afraid of flying." "Planes crash!" "And apparently clowns kill!" -Dean and Sam, S2Ep2

"My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone." -Dean, "SPN" S2Ep7

"Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?" "Well, you are kind of butch. They probably think you're overcompensating." -Dean and Sam, "SPN" S2Ep11

"What do you wanna do, poke her?" "..." "Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick!" -Sam to Dean, "SPN" S2Ep11

"Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted." "Yeah, you know what? There's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!" "Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?" -Sam and Dean, S2Ep13

"I lost my shoe." -Sam, "SPN" S3Ep3

"I'm Batman!" "...Yeah, you're Batman." -Dean and Sam, "SPN" S3Ep3

"You're not going to shoot anybody. See I happen read people. Sure you're a thief but you-" "-shoots-" "What the hell is wrong with you?! You don't go around shooting people!" -Dean and Bela, "SPN" S3Ep3

"Oh, don't go away angry. Just go away." -Dean to Bela, "SPN" S3Ep3

"Can I shoot her?" "Not in public." -Dean and Sam, "SPN" S3Ep6

"When this is over, we should really have angry sex." "Don't objectify me." -Bela and Dean, "SPN" S3Ep6

"How do you sleep at night?" "In silk sheets, rolling naked in money." -Sam and Bela, "SPN" S3Ep6

"Bitch!" "Oh! Goodness me, someone owes a nickle to the swear jar! You know what I say when I feel like swearing? Fudge!" "... I'll try to remember that." -Dean and Pagan Goddess, "SPN" S3Ep8

"You fudgin' touch me again, I'll fudgin' kill you!" "Very good." -Dean and Pagan Goddess, "SPN" S3Ep8

“Yeah right. Nice guess. (It wasn't a guess.) Right, you're a mind reader. Cut it out Sam. Sam! You think you're being funny but you're being really, really childish. Sam Winchester wears make-up. Sam Winchester cries his way through sex. Sam Winchesters keeps a ruler by the bed and every morning when he wakes up … OK, enough!" -Sam and Dean at the same time, S3Ep11

"I shot the sheriff." "...But you didn't shoot the deputy." -Henrikson and Dean, "SPN" S3Ep12

"Sammy, wherever you are, Mom's a babe. ..I'm going to Hell. Again." -Dean, "SPN" S4Ep3

“That is exactly why our lives suck. I mean, come on, we hunt monsters! What the hell? I mean, normal people, they see a monster, and they run. But not us, no, no, no, we search out things that want to kill us. Or eat us! You know who does that? Crazy people! We are insane! You know, and then there's the bad diner food and then the skeevy motel rooms and then the truck-stop waitress with the bizarre rash. I mean, who wants this life, Sam? Seriously? Do you actually like being stuck in a car with me eight hours a day, every single day? I don't think so! I mean, I drive too fast. And I listen to the same five albums over and over and over again, and I sing along. I'm annoying, I know that. And you, you're gassy! You eat half a burrito, and you get toxic! I mean, you know what? You can forget it. Stay away from me Sam, OK? Because I am done with it. I'm done with the monsters and the hellhounds and the ghost sickness and the damn apocalypse. I'm out. I'm done. Quit." -Dean, "SPN" S4Ep6

"Well, boo-hoo! I am so sorry your feelings are hurt, princess! Are you under the impression that family's supposed to make you feel good, make you an apple pie, maybe? They're supposed to make you miserable! That's why they're family!" -Bobby, "SPN" S4Ep22

"I've got Genital Herpes." -Sam, "SPN" S5Ep8

"I found a liquor store." "And?" "And I drank it." -Cas and Sam, S5Ep17

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Radio Nowhere by Black Licorice Addict reviews
A collection of onshots inspired by songs. Most stories will be SPITFIRE, but they will also be interspersed with team adventures. They will range from humorous, dramatic, hurt/comfort, friendship, adventure, and ridiculous...Individual chapters are broken down on my profile. (Chapter 56: Wonderbeetle)
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 98,268 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 1/21/2016 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis, Jaime R./Blue Beetle, Cassie S./Wonder Girl
Pro Patria Mori by Pit Viper of Doom reviews
All hell breaks loose stateside when an ambitious demon takes one Alfred F. Jones as a host. To save him, the nations must join forces with the Winchester brothers, who don't quite realize just how high the stakes are in this hunt.
Crossover - Supernatural & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,139 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 4592 - Favs: 7,405 - Follows: 3,173 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Reluctant Contestant by StArCAtcheR17 reviews
AU When Gabriel is hired as a new host for a dating show, Cas has no choice but to follow his brother along as part of the camera crew. Forced at the last minute to be a contestant, he is shocked when Dean Winchester continually refuses to eliminate him.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,502 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 5007 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
Folie à Plusiers by CaCoPhOnY Of ScReAmS reviews
It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,454 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 1,550 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - America
Not All That by totalizzyness reviews
High School AU - There's one rule at Kripke High - don't talk to the Novaks! Dean Winchester broke that rule day one. - Longer summary and warnings inside. Dean/Castiel. Rating change - From T to M for explicit content of a sexual nature.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,972 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Pack Up Your Troubles by Lampito reviews
God is more disappointed than angry with his wayward Archangels, and decides to send them to Earth to learn to behave more like brothers. Tearfully, they beg him not to turn them into humans. And so he doesn't... COMPLETE. Now includes Special Bonus Feature: Missing Scene!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,837 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Complete
American Standards by Emerald-Leaves reviews
What started out as an embarrassing situation for Russia leads him into an exciting competition involving his once greatest rival. RussiaxAmerica, a little of AmericaxEveryone. Genderbending. Rated T to be safe. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,500 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Of Flying Robins by ProtectorKorii reviews
This is a collection of stories that involve Robin as a young child, meeting the Justice League, his friends, and dealing with Batman for a father. Lots of Fluff, cutness, and more! New Chapter for Easter is UP!
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 92,503 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman
Somehow I'm the Mother of the Year by Katty008 reviews
Talia decides to pick sides once and for all and marries Bruce. She was not expecting this to involve eight children, two dogs, and cats. Lots and lots of cats.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 260 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Welcome to the Central County Fair by Black Licorice Addict reviews
Set before Chapter 3 in the "You'd Be North" series. Wally looks forward to this event every year. Unfortunately, Robin and the rest of the team are otherwise occupied, leaving the speedster with Artemis to drag along for the ride. For EnderMoon.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
Belief by ProtectorKorii reviews
When an eight year old Robin finds out that Santa isn't real it's up to Batman, his friends, and the Justice League to restore the little bird's faith in Christmas. Final Chapter is Up!
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,012 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
You'd Be North by Black Licorice Addict reviews
Somewhere between laughing for no reason, stupid arguments, dangerous missions, long talks, random outings, and making fun of each other, it was inevitable that this happen. Spitfire.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,939 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
Suponynatural by MCat711 reviews
An unnatural storm threatens to destroy multiple realities. Sam, Dean, and Cas must travel to the source reality to stop it. What they find is...unexpected.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,868 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Dean W. - Complete
Oblivious by Locked Up reviews
Alfred Jones isn't popular. Instead of sports and friends he gets comics and the daily abuse of Ivan Braginski, his unofficial nemesis. But when he receives a note from a secret admirer, he learns something rather interesting about this "enemy"...slash.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,954 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
In Case of Emergency by Deranged Black Kitten reviews
It had started as a joke, contingency plans made for various hypothetical circumstances, but then the world falls under mind-control, their mentors turning against them, and those rules made up in jest become something to survive by.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49,504 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 279 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Richard G./Robin, Wally W./Kid Flash, Roy Harper/Red Arrow - Complete
Slow Burn by Boy On Strings reviews
Derek takes the pack on a vacation weekend to a beach, where they share a house. Derek and Stiles are forced to share a room after Allison and Scott claim one room, and Lydia claims another for her and Jackson. This leads the two towards bonding and more.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 67,861 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Tale of the Conquered Overbearing by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Antonio's dual personality disorder pushes him to unorthodox methodological treatment: rooming with the most stress-inducing Italian in the nation. But the ultimate goal begins to change from psychological to emotional, and Spain does not approve.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,939 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Seven Pieces of Chalk by Lady Charity reviews
Arthur enters a school that is haunted by a tragedy. Six people were left behind to pick up the pieces and suffer the guilt. Arthur pieces them together to understand what and why, and hopefully help heal the scars. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,737 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Friendship is Magic by xoverlover reviews
Based on a strange prompt in the YJ Anon Prompt Meme. The Young Justice Team is turned into cute ponies. ONE-SHOT.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Complete
Scrumdidileeumptious by BitterSweetCrimson reviews
[SakuxAkatsuki AU] She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys* [Rated for language only. Currently updating all chapters, will complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 193,584 - Reviews: 3016 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Guardian by Flashback 1701 reviews
As a member of the Beilschmidt family, Ludwig has sworn a solemn oath to protect his charge, Feliciano Roma-Vargas with his life. However, neither of them expected to be the catalysts of a underground war. GerIta. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 49,524 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
You and I will Fall in Love by Shatterdoll reviews
Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 197,425 - Reviews: 4341 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
Falafelosophy by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
Hassan, Herakles, and Sidika own a Mediterranean coffee shop in Astoria, Queens, and it is the best damn place for hookah in the entire city, maybe. Egypt/fem!Turkey, Greece/Japan implied: Egypt/fem!Turkey/Greece, male!Turkey/fem!Turkey
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,934 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Turkey, Greece - Complete
For Love is Strong as Death by Sakuri reviews
Complete. Dean/Cas Sam/Gabe slash. 4 months after the apocalypse that wasn't, Sam, Cas and Gabe are brought back to life at the same time and place, leaving Sam to deal with two suddenly human angels and the fact that he can never see his brother again.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,133 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Log of the End of the World by Writer of a Thousand Colors reviews
I don't care what the cover of this book says in fancy golden script, because it's lying. This is not a diary. This is a log about the ending of the world." Everything breaks, even Nations, but their words remain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,630 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Correspondence by crackberries reviews
For a change, Canada visits Prussia, and for a change, everyone notices him. Unfortunately, 'vacation' and 'relaxation' have never gone hand in hand
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,001 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
The Coming Dawn by BattleStations reviews
Her family was relieved to get the call. They could finally be rid of their Mamoto Monster. HaruOC
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,954 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Dear Diary by ai-08 reviews
Alfred F. Jones isn't gay. Just read his diary; you'll see. AU, Alfred/Ivan among others. RE-UPLOADED AND COMPLETE :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,132 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Patchwork by VioletLolitaPop reviews
Meet Alfred F. Jones, five years old. Dressed in a pair of blue denim overall shorts and a striped short sleeved shirt he looks exactly like all the other little boys on the playground. Alfred, however, is not like all the other little boys.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,263 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
sincerely but never yours by Alive In Wonderland reviews
SasuSaku - If you give fourteen people sixteen weeks to learn as much about each other as possible, what would you get? Drama. Hate. Love. One night stands. Tears. Joy. And awkwardness. ... Blame Anko. And Naruto. And Itachi. Actually... blame everyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 445,563 - Reviews: 1995 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Flashlight by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
AU. "If I throw a tomato at you, vampire bastard, will you still sparkle under the sauce?" Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,244 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Powdered Sugar by Canadino reviews
Truth, like powdered sugar, tastes sweet but goes down cold. If a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down, we might need a bit more. Complete pairings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,333 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Gutters by glassamilk reviews
'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,149 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 2,881 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sealand, Denmark
SasoDei The Blonde and the Bandit by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara is a slave in the mines, but what happens when one day a group of bandits called Akatsuki come along? How can Deidara survive the new world, and not get murdered by his Partner, Sasori? Deidara is slowly falling into the dark depths of corruption.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,140 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kc-archive reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2488 - Favs: 2,946 - Follows: 1,739 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
North Academy for Hybrids by GaaraFox reviews
Ch8! North Academy for Hybrids is a boarding school for Hybrids, which are people who can morph into animals. Sakura is new to this school, and is actually ready to start a new life, but is there danger? Rated M:future violence,sexual referencesNO LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 88,773 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Don't Drop The Soap! by keikopanda102 reviews
Hidan gets sent to a very unique jail where he meets a bunch of new people. It all seems ok until shower time... Now Hidan needs some serious protection for his ass! KakuHidan. Other Akatsuki pairings as well. AU um... warning: Yaoi and MPreg. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 51 - Words: 119,940 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8279 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Outcast by Angelsaurus reviews
How could this school, this St. Hetalia Academy, be so universally lauded when I had never heard it spoken of before? It sounded more like a secret society than a school to me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 127,566 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Running Scared by firespaws reviews
Hyuuga Hinata has been plagued by nightmares, all taking place at a summer camp, and each growing more and more terrifying as time goes on. When she finds herself at that very camp, what horrors will be in store for her and her friends? KibaHina AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,429 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
SasoDei Lord of the Yaoi by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
What happens when Sasori, Deidara and the rest of Akatsuki land on a disserted island? Forget about turning Savage! What could possibly happen on this Edenic paradise? Based on the novel Lord of the Flies. SasoDei, Yaoi, Lemons, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,801 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Attack of the Newborns by Iron Angel 80 reviews
The Cullen’s aren’t the only ones that suspect the serial killings in Seattle aren’t the work of warring gangs. The Winchester brothers are on the case too. Not your typical crossover.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,830 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Dean W., Sam - Complete
Vindicated by WhirledPeace reviews
Akatsuki isn't just a group in this life. They're a group of people, most with a destined lover, being reborn every generation or so. They can't keep away from each other, and most of all, their parnters. Yaoi, YURI, lemons, KakuHi SasoDei etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,331 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Early Imprint: Quil's Story by IamKate reviews
Quil Ateara imprinted on Claire Young when she was two and got punched in the face for it. How does Quil handle his imprint as she ages through the years? Here's Quil's story with all the ups and downs when you have an "Early Imprint." Canon/Dark Themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 167,489 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Quil Jr., Claire - Complete
Big Cats by Googala2 reviews
Pein is a humanoid zoologist who wishes to closely study four rare and dangerous spices of Cat humanoids at a zoo owned by Konan. Will Pein survive? Well, read and find out...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,555 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2700 - Favs: 4,264 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Reverse by sodakey reviews
After Faith, a job has the boys looking for missing hikers in Wyoming. While Sam worries it’s connected to what happened to Dean ten years ago, Dean wonders if Sam would be better off back in the world of normal.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,382 - Reviews: 1844 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
As If High School Wasn't Dramatic Enough by Alusy reviews
Neji finds out Tenten is dating Sasuke. Hell breaks loose and disaster can't be far behind as new relationships form and old ones break. More pairings inside. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,019 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete