Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.
Hmm... Hello to everyone who visits my profile!!
Name is Dani or Ranita4ever (if u prefer the pen name)
I think In here I'm only going to write Naruto FF cause is my current obsession xD... I have an ItaxSaku story (I dont know if 'll post it or not, its in DA if u wanna read it)... and MY new pairing Obsession NaruxIno, Not finished yet, but its coming along great... I think swetdrop
If u are a NaruxIno obsessed like me go to SkyMaiden profile and u'll get ur NaruxIno shot for the day XD love all her fics
If u are a NaruxHina obsessed like me tooooooo... go to Eternalshiva profile and read ASCIP (A small Crack In Perfection) I think its the best NaruxHina ever!!
so stick around and review!! Ja-ne!
updated 8 de agosto del 2010
stories you should totally read...
any from silvershine manly kakaxsaku and now she's doing a minaxkushi... her stories rocks, and I love how she writes! Link
Chunnin exams it's a humor version of the exams were naruto repeats the chunnin exams day after day, recomended only if you want to see sasuke die in diferents ways xD team seven bashing on going fic Link
Tayuya! Mail Order Bridemaid tayuxhidan story, fat orochimaru xD... I actually saw a comic of this fic on DA and I ROFLMAO on all 4 chaps... fic has more chaps! plot: orochimaru is in debt and needs money so he decides to sells tayuya for a bride, but who buys her?... Akatsuki of course! On Hold Link
Eavesdropper plot: Ino listen to a confesion and watches naruto fall apart NaruxIno On hold due to authors family issue, I hope she/he starts to write again, the story was starting to get interesting. Link
Fire shadow's son... plot: kakashi gets just in time at the VOTE and drags sasuke to Konoha... Yondaime lives! but he's not a very good dad... you need to read it. the story is timed from the end of naruto/sasuke fight until naruto leaves konoha with jiraiya, sequel will be made when shippuden ends ^^ completed fic Link
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! humor fic... team seven finds a scroll with a time travel jutsu, they all go back to the past to change an event in their lives, epic battles at the chunnin exams preliminaries... completed fic Link
Legacy of the Dragon's wisdom and the tiger's rage plot: after bringing sasuke back from his atempt to leave the village, naruto is beaten by a guard at the gates, a mob is form, and when sakura thinks sasuke is dead she punches naruto almost killing him, Ino comes to see naruto at the hospital and listens to a conversation between naruto and kyubbi and together they leave the village. epic lengh chaps. has some elements of street fighter, but is an interesting story none the less on going fic Link
Sinch in time plot: there's a hole on the VOTE and team seven is send to investigate. what they find and the tasks they must do, will test all three of them. kakaxSaku main pairing. sasuke never left the village my personal favorite, i've read this fic like 3 times, and every time i need inspiration i read it again ^^ completed fic Link
The sealed kunai plot: naruto fighting gaara breaks a seal in his mind, making all his sealed memories come back... excellent fic, the disclaimers are hilarious and is a twist on naruto and his stupidity. no pairings yet. naruto kicks all teams 7,8,9 and 10 asses, just for that you should read it on going fic Link
Three months plot: the girls sakura, Ino tenten hinata and temari made a book of undateables, and decided to test other fishes on the sea, who would be lucky one who'll score with the ladies, and what will happen with the undateables? I wont say the pairings for it to be a surprise to you, all i'll say is they arent the cannon or most written ff. but the story is good completed fic Link
To live is so much harder... plot: sakura is having a baby, naruto is married to her, but... why does the baby have black hair and eyes?, betrayl, suicide and divorce, Ino is now Naruto's caretaker, is she doing it as an order? or for love?... NaruxIno, SasuxSaku... NaruxHina?? this fic is not for those who want puppy love... on going fic Link
Torn plot: sakura wants to be anbu and wants kakashi as taichou but, why he refuses and why doesnt he own a mirror? this fic is rated M because it deals with rape, and sex, and seduccion of minors so read it at your discretion, you've been warned on going fic Link
Broken no return plot: ino, sakura, kakashi neji and naruto are going to fight sasuke, but when they arrive at the clearing of the fight, they only see sasuke... where's naruto? Ino founds him and it's not a pretty sight. NaruxIno on hold Link
Demon's grief plot: Naruto after being beaten by an anbu, contacts with kyuubi who tells him to leave the village and he would train him... away from the village he learns much stuff and has made a name for himself. will he ever come back to konoha? NaruxIno epic screw with the council over who naruto's father is on going fic Link
Mizukage plot: naruto is banished from konoha after the VOTE arc. 12 years have passed and now konoha is at war with kumo, oto and iwa... and who's the new mizukage team 8 is going to spy on? NaruxSaku, i dont really like the pairing, but the story is good and the fights are awesome, the OC's are cool and the romance doesnt start until the final arc on going fic Link
New chance plot: naruto fails his second try at the genin exams, and is alone watching the parents and kids with envy... until a hooded man approachs him and plays with him. who is this man with eyes so blue.. so much like his own... Daddy yondy! spirit kushina, short chaps, but they're getting to the 100 mark. NaruxHina epic omakes. on going fic Link
Returning the Pain a series of one shots (100 to be exact) who parodies the Narutoverse... they're several who had plot and story potencial... only for those who dont like NaruxHina... cause the guy really doesnt like her. but he does make good points for other characters of the series... and I found the first chapter too good to not laugh... I challenge you, if you dont find it funny, you get... a cookie xD seriously read it! complete Link
All because of a dress plot: naruto doesnt have a place to stay cause Ino takes his money, Inoichi shukaku and chouza found him sleeping inside the academy and decides to take him home with them. this fic has a sequel title the rise of black flames or something like that, i dont really remember. if you're a NaruxIno fan and you havent read this fic, you SHOULD do it NOW! complete fic sequel in progress Link
and last but not least...
the epic NaruxIno... double the pleasure, doble the blonds by eroslackermicha which is the sequel for the other fic Blonds Have More Fun in which Ino Uzumaki Namikaze travels back in time with the help of kyuubi and goes back to the academy exams. the sequel starts with Naruto and Ino going to the chunnin exams. currently they're on the Tsunade search arc. on going fic DTP, DTB Link BHMF Link
Love Lockdown plot: Akatsuki kidnaps sakura so that she heals itachi's eyes. Humor, I've never laughed harder than with this fic... seriously. ItaxSaku. complete fic Link
The Woes of Being Itachi Uchiha Plot: fugaku wants grandchildren and he wants them now!. it hillariuos i awoke my family in the middle of the night when i read it. it rulezz... sttutering itachi! and fainting itachi! with a clueless sakura! and a ploting fugaku! you got to read it it awesome ItaXSaku NaruXSasu complete fic LINK
Prize of victory: GrimmjowxKarin. A VERY good plot. it shows the lives of some of the bleach chacters who survived the winter war, which Aizen won. Very gory, but also fluffly... there is a version of it on FF.net but is edited version to fit with the rules of the site. the full version, and the one I'm reading currently reading chapter 40 of 60, is on adultff.net for which you need to be 18. i totally recomend it if you like crack pairings, warnings on all chapters, some are very disturbing especially the ones with byakuya on it. Link
for more fics... go to favorites!!! I only put those I really like or are interesting, not much of NaruxIno cause I'm too lazy to search again for them, I read them when I didnt had an account so (sigh) sorry... and they're some I havent finish reading so i cant give an opinion about them... yet.
Note 3 de noviembre: My pc is currently down. so i'm sorry for all of you who wanted an update someday in the next future. but rest asure i am writting the next chaps for A.B. and resolve, is just not typed yet. so when my notebook is back and hopefully still alive and (i'm crossing my fingers) not with amnesia (lolz). i'm getting all my free time (wich is not much, but is some xD) into typing the damn chap or chaps, (It's all up to the muse anyway). so. I'm really sorry.
see u all soon... hopefully.
"So what'd you get?" Naruto asks over lunch, ketchup on his fingers from when he stole some of Sasuke's French fries. "For graduatin'?"
"Oh. What kind?"
Kakashi glances at Minato, who's smirking around his straw, and he knows he's on his own on this one. "It's a Bachelor's Degree."
Naruto frowned a little in confusion. "What's that?"
Obito leans his forearms on the table, a wicked grin on his lips. "A bachelor is a guy who doesn't have a girlfriend, Naruto."
"Oh." Naruto beamed at Kakashi. "Then you must be really good at not having girlfriends."
"Twenty four hours of nonstop Icha Icha movies does not constitute sex education, Fugaku." Mikoto, on Fugaku's teaching methods. - The Woes of Being Itachi Uchiha
I told you so much training would turn him into a pansy" an enraged Mikoto scolded her husband.
"Oh, anyone facing him on battlefield cannot seriously say that."
"Yeah, but anyone off it, most definitely. Especially if he tries to hide behind his mother's kimono."
"Come on Mikoto, he is just shy. Many children do that."
"At the age of 24?"- The Woes of Being Itachi Uchiha
Hiding behind trash cans in broad daylight is not surveillance, Fugaku ."- The Woes of Being Itachi Uchiha
"Go and ensnare your woman with your wild charms Itachi!" Fugaku, trying to be heard over Shisui's snickering. - The Woes of Being Itachi Uchiha
"You should know Naruto, even if you come in henge as Itachi Uchiha, I will not join you two in a threesome." Sakura punched the living daylights out of Itachi.- The Woes of Being Itachi Uchiha
"You know the dear girl had a crush on my son. What did you deduce from it?"
"That she has a bad taste in men?" Itachi innocently asked while Sasuke seethed in the background.
"Er… that too, but it mainly shows that she likes powerful Idiots. So don't you see… you are perfect for her. Don't try to be anyone else in front of her. Just be yourself." said Minato
Itachi had no idea whether to feel grateful or insulted. - The Woes of Being Itachi Uchiha
Yes father, we are going to be parents."
"No Father, Itachi is NOT carrying the child."- The woes of Being Itachi Uchiha
Wow, it appeared that the unknown voices in his head had a set of feminine vocals as well. - voices in my head by primary colours123
Whaa…? No! I don't want your stupidity germs to infect my sterile neighbourhood." She huffed with a stubborn tilt to her head .- voices in my head by primary colours123
Uh… I think we used to know each other in our previous lives and I was totally in love with you.' He would hold her hand and say. Her eyes would widen, cheeks would flush adorably. She would lean closer, and will raise her other hand to his cheek. And then… bam
'I think you should totally be in a mental asylum now.- voices in my head by primary colours123
"Father Dai! Oh my God, that psychotic piano man stabbed him twice!"
"Can you hear me, Father Dai? Keep your eyes open!"
"I can't," Hidan moaned, shaking his head. "God's beckoning to me. I see the light at the end of the tunnel, seriously."
"Just breathe, Father Dai! Don't give in!"
"I got stabbed twice, you dumb fuck. It hurts to breathe."
"What'd he call me?"
"Don't mind him. He's got Tourette's."
"Maybe I should give him mouth to mouth?" the bride's mother suggested.
Hidan's eyes flew open.
"Oh, never mind! I'm alive, I'm alive! God's saying it's not my time and I still have things to do and—dammit, bitch, get away from me! - piano man and church boy by firefly
"Ah, I got it!" she smiled after the examination. Ruffling through the various bags of clothing, she finally pulled one of their contents out, revealing a costume, and approached the weasel. Perturbed, Itachi unknowingly backed up into a corner, effectively trapping himself. "You would definitely look good in these…" Ino giggled darkly.
Itachi, officially scared now, could only poke her back. - impossibility by winglessfallenangel
AN 3 de febrero 2011
oh my god you guys! i found the stupid papers!!! now i can finally finish resolve!!! yay and it's all thank to my beautiful daughter who made a mess in the hallway. and as i was looking for the mop in the garage, i found them!!!! and i'm soooooo happy. so by the end of the weekend i'll probably update the next chapter... sooo thank you hon for making that mess!! even if i had to clean it afterwards i did it with a smile! ;)
AN 27 de julio 2011.
so here I am again, I know you're not going to see this, but whatev... I'm currently finishing the last chap for Resolve.. I know, sad isn't it... but all good things must come to an end... i really dont know when I'll post it, it could be next week like it could be in november, i really dont have the free time i used to... between the job and taking care a of a 3 year old... it's not easy, but anyways... I'd like to know what u think of my stories so far, even if it's an "update please" I'm ubber happy when i check my mail and there's tones of favs and alerts it means i'm doing something right, but I really would like for u to point what it is exactly that i'm doing right so i can keep doing it! LOL.
I hope u all have a nice summer for all you lucky ones in the north... it's fucking cold down here in the south of earth... Remember to leave a review! Ja-ne!
martes 23 de agosto... lo siento tenia que poner esto en el perfil. xD
LAS DOCE ''CHUCHAS'' MAS IMPORTANTES DE LA HISTORIA:
1.. - ¿Cuándo ''chucha'' va a parar de llover?
(Noé, año 4314 AC)
2. - ¿Cómo ''chucha'' se te ocurrió esa weá?
(mamá de Pitágoras, año 126 AC)
3. - ¡''Chucha'', la cagó el calor!
(Juana de Arco, año 1431)
4. - ¿Cuándo ''chucha'' vamos a llegar?
(Cristóbal Colón, año 1492)
5. - ¿De dónde ''chucha'' salieron tantos indios?
(Pedro de Valdivia, Tucapel, año 1553)
6. - ¿Cómo ''chucha'' quieren que pinte el techo?
(Miguel Ángel en la Capilla Sixtina, año 1566)
7. - ¿Qué ''chucha'' tomaste Julieta?
(Romeo, año 1595)
8. - ¿Por dónde ''chucha'' entra tanta agua?
(Capt. Smith TITANIC, año 1912).
9. - ¿Cómo ''chucha'' no van a entender esta weá?
(Einstein, año 1938)
10. - ¡Ya poh Mónica, dale no más! ¿Quién ''chucha'' se va a dar cuenta?
(Bill Clinton a Lewinsky, año 1997)
11. - ¿Quién ''chucha'' se pitió las torres ?
(Bush, año 2001)
12.- ¿Quién ''chucha'' eligió a este weon...???!!
(Chilenos todos, año 2011)
and now in english for all of you who dont speak... err read Chilean Spanish xD (I left 2 untranslated cause they wouldn't be funny for all you English readers :D)
12 "Hell"-ish moments in history
1.. - When "the hell" is it going to stop raining?
(Noah, 4314 BC)
2. - How "the hell" did you come up with that?
(Pythagoras mom, 126 BC)
3. -It's hot as "hell" in here!
(Joan of Arc, 1431)
4. - How "the hell" am i going to paint this ceiling?
(Miguel Ángel Sixtieth Chapel, 1566)
5. - What the hell did you drink Juliet?
6. - Where the hell is all this water coming from?
(Capt. Smith TITANIC, 1912).
7. - How the hell you don't get it?
8. - Come on Monica, who the hell is going to find about?
(Bill Clinton to Lewinsky, año 1997)
9. - Who the hell did this?
(Bush, año 2001)
10.- Who the hell elected this moron!!??
(Chileans Everywhere, 2011)