Author has written 2 stories for Transformers, and Transformers/Beast Wars.
Hi! If for some strange reason you're reading this, welcome to the crazy house! First, some things about me.
Name: take a guess
Gender: Girl! Unless tomboy counts, does it?
Age: wouldn't you like to know
Hometown: Middle of Nowhere, USA
Favorite Color: neon violet
Favorite Book: Redwall by Brian Jacques
Favorite Song: New Divide by Linkin Park, for now
Favorite School Subject: Chemistry! AKA the main reason my friends no longer let me near potentially dangerous chemicals of any kind or the lab!
My favorite characters are Wheeljack, Dr. Watson, Inspector Lestrade, Doc, Delta, Austria, France, Canada, Near, and Doctor McCoy.
My favorite video games are Trauma Team and Super Smash Bros. Brawl. SSBB FOREVER!
Favorite saying: Cue the exploding snail! (from The Sky is Yours by TheEvilBlackBunny)
My motto: It not broken, it just lacks duct tape.
Could anyone either draw me a kittybot pic of Ratchet, Wheeljack, and Perceptor, or tell me who can? I would try to write any story you want for helping me!
I am weird, and proud of it. I make things explode on a regular basis. Most of the guys at my school are afraid of me. My friends call me a pyromaniac. I have a joke, good or bad, for almost any situation. I can repeat every word of Transformers 2. I like Japanese weapons. I HATE math.
Copy and paste these into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said 'pull' or vise versa.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason.
If you have ever wanted to meet an Avatar character!
If you have ever run into a pole, door, etc. more than one time in a day.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, post this on you're profile.
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend post this on you're profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room.
If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes.
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible.
If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random, and proud of it, post this on you're profile!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, Shirina, jessicadanielle, Elihmraya (aka zutarafanfairy), JESUSFREAK-And-Proud-Of-It, Bulletproofmarshmellow11
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! Strange is the same as freakish, which is the same as creepy, which is bad. If you are weird and proud of it, post this on you're profile!
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it!
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, post this on you're profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, post this on you're profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A true friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, post this on you're profile.
If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song randomly.
If you've ever walked into a window or glass door.
If you ever wished to be able to bend (Avatar style!)
If people stare at you for being weird.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs.
If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not.
If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace (or Facebook!).
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question.
If inappropriate things make you laugh.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. If you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin...?", post this on you're profile.
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If you've ever talked to yourself.
If you've ever seen an adult use slang and it freaked you out.
People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and wonder how anyone can ever like it.
If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards.
If your the kinda person who will wonder for the next 2 minutes if thumbwar is one word or two.
If you've been caught talking to yourself in public.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died. (Many, many times)
If you think Fanfiction.net is way better than Myspace could ever hope to be in eternity!
If you easily finish one novel a day.
If people think you are mentally insane...
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet.
If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments.
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If you LOVE chocolate-chip muffins.
If the Burger King puppet guy really freaks you out, even now as you think about him.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar.
If you are the complete opposite of normal.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you).
If you say a random words for no particular reason when people are least expecting it.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: 'Directions: Use like regular soap.' (and that would be how??...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: 'serving suggestion: defrost' (but its only a suggestion.)
Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): 'Do not turn upside down' (well...duh, a bit late, huh?)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: 'Product will be hot after heating.' (...and you thought??)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: 'Do not iron clothes on body.' (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.' (we could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts...)
On Nytol sleep aid: 'warning: may cause drowsiness.' (and...I'm taking this because??...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: 'For indoor or ourtdoor use only.' (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: 'Not to be used for the other use.' (Now, somebody out there help me out on this one. I'm a bit curious...)
On Sainsbury peanuts:'Warning: contains nuts.' (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines pack of nuts: 'Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.' (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a steak: Serving suggestion: Freeze (But wouldn't that hurt your teeth?)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
You know you live in 2011 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice, there was no number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
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If you are a girl who HATES the color pink.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people.
If you ever wished that you could talk to animals.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool.
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh...and PRINCE CASPIAN.), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still)), some crazy girl who likes pie (Um... My friend's in love with Firestar, does that count? lol, no, jk. (Even though she is)), Black Wolf Jaganshi Lover (So...many...bishies XD) Shandril Wielder Of Spellfire (Raistlin of Dragonlance)Pinetail (yes quite a few, Harry, Edward Cullen and firestar... they never said human!)Inudemon02( let see espio, Jacob, leo, ashfur,draco malfoy and alot more. I swaear I fall in love too much.)),ChaosShay(I love Sonic,StormFur,Miky(TMNT),Ron Weasly(Harry Potter)and Lucario(Pokemon),Bulletproofmarshmellow11(Lucario(Pokemon), Tails(Sonic), Perceptor(Transformers), Wheeljack(Transformers), Austria(Hetalia), Canada(Hetalia))
90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed... If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your signature.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!
TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!
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98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other. (My friends Poco the penguin and the Chinese Chipmunk)
If you’ve ever annoyed your friends and family by talking too much about a cartoon.
If your friends tell you you’re crazy more than twice a day, and you agree with them. (Actually, my parents call me crazy too...)
if you think Lindsy lohan would win in a slap fight against Hilary duff.
if you have ever cought yourself humming the song you hate beyond all reason.
O.k, I found this on a persons profile and had to put it in, its my top 10 favorite characters.
2. Ratchet (transformers)
3. Canada (hetalia)
4. Perceptor (transformers)
5. Prowl (transformers)
6. Austria (hetalia)
7. Tails (sonic the hedgehog)
8. Shadow (sonic the hedgehog)
9. Sonic (sonic the hedgehog)
10. Silver (sonic the hedgehog)
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night
make sure nothing exploded, kick hinm in the face, and go back to sleep
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
scream, "I don't care what your problem is, GET OUT!"
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Perceptor and Sonic!? Would they be able to understand each other?
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Say, "Awww, thanks Prowl, did your logic circuits frizz out again?"
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Hehehe you really want an answer to that?
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
So thats where I got the nerd genes from!
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
"You ran into a wall again, didn't you Shadow?"
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Kick him in the face and walk away, despite his speed
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
His speed and telekinesis are no match for my annoyingness
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Make an invention that will hopefully hurt them and not us
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Put a cast on it then kick me out of the room.
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
A bear like Kumajiro!!
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Spontaneously come up with a fire suppresant!
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Alert the media.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
ummm...get me a present?
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
A ride in the Tornado!
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
cheating by speed anyone?
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
laugh at me.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
He's cute (for a transformer) and smart. Live with it, I'm a fangirl.
How are you feeling now?
Choose your 12 favorite Characters from any fandom in no particular order
1. Canada Hetalia
2. Austria Hetalia
3. England Hetalia
4. 10th Doctor Doctor Who
5. 11th Doctor Doctor Who
6. Ianto Jones Torchwood
7. Lance Sweets Bones
8. France Hetalia
9. Kumajiro Hetalia
10. Loki Thor
11. Jack Harkness Torchwood
12. Japan Hetalia
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Ianto/Jack)
Yes!! DUHHHH its canon!!
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (10th Doctor)
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Japan/France)
I KNEW IT! I KNEW FRANCE WAS FEMALE! *cough* Um…well…they’d have a cute baby? :/ I don’t know, but France is kinda a manwhore...
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? (Kumajiro)
Yes, read one just yesterday. It was called A Master and his Bear, very good fic.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Austria/Ianto)
Well... Ummm... not sure how I'm supposed to answer that one...yes?
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (11th Doctor/Kumajiro) (11th Doctor/Loki)
A bear or a god of trickery? I'm just gonna say Loki because hes relatively human?
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Sweets- Austria/Japan)
Either freak out or have an akward moment there
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (England/Loki)
(Ummm...) We all know England's spells go horribly wrong. What if this time he displaced a norse god? (that would actually work...)
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Canada/France)
Yes, a lot actually...
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Sweets/Japan)
(WHY ARE MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS SO WEIRD TOGETHER?! XD)
“Candy, Sweets, and Cherry Blossoms”
11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? (France)
Choices, choices... Peacock by Katy Perry or Bad Influence by P!nk
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? (Canada/Ianto/Japan)
Uh…what is it with this thing and 6 and 12? Anyway…the warning would be…KRACK!!
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (11th Doctor)
2 days ago, actually.
14. "(Canada) and (Sweets) are in a happy relationship until (Kumajiro) runs off with (10th Doctor). (Canada), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (Jack) and a brief unhappy affair with (Japan), then follows the wise advice of (11th Doctor) and finds true love with (England). What title would you give this fic?
WHAT? The only part of that that makes sense is the one-night stand with Jack!! Maybe "Universes Collide"?
15. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Sweets/France)
No. Not gonna happen, can't see it happen, not even in fic form.
1. Canada Hetalia
2. Austria Hetalia
3. England Hetalia
4. 10th Doctor Doctor Who
5. 11th Doctor Doctor Who
6. Ianto Jones Torchwood
7. Lance Sweets Bones
8. France Hetalia
9. Kumajiro Hetalia
10. Loki Thor
11. Jack Harkness Torchwood
12. Japan Hetalia
1. 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their own house. What happens? (10th Doctor invites England and France)
France and England will fight over France's perviness and the Doctor will be weirded out.
2. You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, 1 or 6? (Canada or Ianto)
Canada. Let Ianto have his fun with Jack, Canada is more awesome.
3. 2 and 7 are making out when 10 walks in? 10's reaction? (Austria/Sweets- Loki)
Either shapeshift and join somehow or grab a video camera.
4. 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens? (England/Ianto- France)
England breaks up with Ianto for France and Ianto and Jack get back together. the end.
5. 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, 2, 10, or 7? (10th Doctor- Austria, Loki, or Sweets)
A) Why the hell is the Doctor jumping people? Is he OOC today? B) Why do I need help fighting him off?! Am I OOC today too? Even so, Sweets would save me, Austria would stand there looking horrified, and Loki would get a camera.
6. 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what happens? (Canada)
Everyone would now know how to make maple syrup and England would be PISSED.
7. 3 has to marry either 8, 4, or 9. Who do they choose? (England- France, 10th Doctor, or Kummajiro)
In my mind? England marries France and Canada and America get raised right for once.
8. 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it? ( Sweets kidnaps Austria- 11th Doctor)
A.) Why is Sweets kidnapping people? B.) Why Austria? C.) THE TARDIS!! MWAHAHAHAHA
9. Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 stand a chance? (England)
Of course! He has magic! And a flying mint bunny...
10. Everyone is invited to 2 and 3's wedding except for 8. How does 8 react? (Austria/England- France)
He'd mooch an invitation off England..eventually...if not he's gatecrash with wine!
11. Why is 6 afraid of 7? (Ianto/Sweets)
O_o Hell if I know…mind tricks?
12. 9 arrives too late for 2 and 3's wedding. What happens and why were they late? (Kumajiro-Austria/England)
Uh…well he was with Canada and Canada got delayed at the airport? IDK
13. 5 and 9 get drunk and end up at your house. What happens? (11th Doctor/Kumajiro)
Umm... an alien and a bear get drunk and end up at my house... sounds like a bad punchline...
14. 9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back? (Kumajiro- Austria)
What the hell?!?!? Kumajiro kills?!? AND it was Prussia? Good job! :)
15. 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Does 6 save 1 or themselves? (Ianto/Canada)
No matter how much I deny it, technically Ianto is already dead, so Canada?
16. 8 and 3 go camping, but they forget food. What will they do? (France and England)
Do you really want me to answer that question? Putting aside my sick perverted mind, didn't England use to be a pirate?
17. 5 is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does 9 do? (11th Doctor/Kumajiro)
The Doctor can drive? And even so, what would a polar bear do about a car crash?
18. The quiz is over. By the way, how did 2 and 3 end up? (Austria/England)
They both cheated on each other and got divorced. Austria married Hungary (again) and England married France. THE END!
97 of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3 that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other! BELIEVE ME I LOVE TO WATCH ROBOTS BEATING THE SLAG OUT OF EACH OTHER.
female come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.
Man: Going my way, babe?
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
95 of kids would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was about to jump out of a helicopter, 5 yelling "JUMP BITCH!" Copy and paste if you're the 5.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Have you ever wanted to shred those too girly fangirls that scream "OHMIGOSH I AM (insert bishie name here)'S WIFE HAHAHA U SUX!" with a hammer? An axe? A chainsaw? Well then, copy and paste this into your profile and spread your feelings to everyone about how fangirlyness SUCKS.
If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan/ wrench/ect./ out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile.
TWILIGHT IS NOT ABOUT VAMPIRES ITS ABOUT BLOOD SUCKING PIXIES. GIMME TRANSFORMERS ANY DAY NOT SOME GAY ASS PIXIE VAMPIRES.
95 percent of teens would cry if they saw EDWARD CULLEN at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Put this as part of your sig if you are part of the 5 percent that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!"
You know you are obsessed with Transformers when…..
-You hug every yellow vehicle thinking its Bumblebee.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx,Lillith Black, Darkness Sierra, AutobotGirl6, Whitedino, EVRyderWriter, BFSF, Bulletproofmarshmellow11
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. :-)
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
There is a fine line between genius and insanity... I have erased this line.
Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.
It's a battle between the bad, the ugly, and the - what the heck is that?!
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me!
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.
There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
They keep saying the right person will come along... I think mine... got hit by a truck.
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they ticked me off.
Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, but Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
If Revenge is a dish best served cold, and Revenge is sweet, than wouldn't it be ice cream?
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Try to teach a man to fish, and he will resent you for trying to make him work.
When in doubt, shoot them, take their money, run and blame someone else.
Just when they think they have all the answers, I change the questions.
I have bad reflexes. I was knocked over by a car being pushed by two guys.
I talk to myself alot. It bothers some people as I use a megaphone.
Glow sticks glow when snapped. Why can't my leg?
I'm not insane and the voices in my head agree with me.
As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy.
Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" twenty persent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place...
1. Do not introduce self as role-playing character in public.
2. Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3. Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5. Do not go out in public.
6. Disregard last note. Perform numbers 1-4
7. Note expressions.
8. Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9. Floor is slippery when wet.
10. Lake is slippery when dry.
11. Only talk to strangers you know.
12. Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13. For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.
14. Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15. Kill them for security purposes.
16. Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.
17. Make a scene whenever humanly possible.
18. The men in white coats are not your friends.
19. Ask them for a room with lots of sharp pointy objects.
20. When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket instead.
21. Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.
22. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
23. Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.
24. Always remember... um... um... Damn!
25. Train army of flying monkeys.
26. Goldfish don't like milk.
27. Do not main people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.
28. Find out who invented the word "pianist".
29. People are staring at you.
30. So act insane.
31. People are weird, but not as weird as me.
32. Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... and teeth.
33. Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.
34. Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do this as much as possible.
35. You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry, it's only me... bonding.
36. Never pet a burning dog.
37. Never make eye contact with a naked man... especially if you are wearing a parka.
38. Naked men dig parkas.
39. Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.
40. You know what would look good on you?
41. Immolated cockroaches.
42. Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.
43. The size of Danny DeVito.
44. Make an amusing facial expression, like this...
45. Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.
46. Stalking is fun. Do it more.
47. Make a large sign saying, "Look at me! I'm a Gummut Tree!"
48. No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.
49. That way is Rum.
50. Constipated people don't give a sh-t
51. You cannot kill the snow.
52. The snow can kill you.
53. Grass can also kill you.
54. The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...
55. Catch and castrate leprechaun.
56. HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.
57. Staple paper in the middle of the page.
58. In the case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.
59. You are not 'haxxor1337' or an ubber-hacker or anything like that.
60. Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.
61. Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.
62. Disregard last note.
63. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway.
64. Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.
65. Remember to kill HIM...
66. Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.
67. Note reactions. Avoid parents.
68. The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez... Test theory.
69. Scream. The doctors don't like it and they'll give you a shot of something nice.
70. Hide the bodies, otherwise people ask embarrassing questions.
71. Eat the evidence.
72. But not if it's broken glass.
73. When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look a distraction!". Then run.
74. Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.
75. Disregard last note.
76. Note Reactions.
77. On average, one hundred people choke to death on ball point pens every year.
78. Stock up on ball point pens.
79. Learn to fly. Tell no one.
80. The secret to flying is throwing oneself at the ground and missing.
81. Do not stick fingers into blender.
82. Blender... Bad... Ouch.
83. Blood loss is bad.
84. Find way to reattach fingers.
85. Scream as much as humanly possible at two in the morning.
86. Answer every question with a question.
87. Ask people what gender they are.
88. Note reactions.
89. Refer to people as "mortal".
90. The Seagull from Hell is out to get me.
91. Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.
92. Start by drowning them in fire ants.
93. Find the creators of pop-up messages.
94. Kill them.
96. Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.
97. Dunk head in boiling water.
98. Disregard last note. Was written by voice #7.
99. Castrate voice #7. Then run.
100. Gullible IS written on the ceiling!
ok here are the rules grab your ipod, cd player, mp3,mp4, or whatever kind of peice of technology you own and place it on shuffle and answer these questions with the name of the song no matter how dumb it sounds.
HANDS HELD HIGH
1. what is your motto
i will not bow (so true)
2. what do your friends think of you
whacked out conspiracy (SO TRUE! (:)
3. what do you think about very often
Then I did (umm... what?)
4. what is 22
Forever and always
5. what do you think of your best friend
Where you are (shes at camp.)
6. what do you think about the person you like
Just like you (not true!)
7. what is your life story
break away (maybe...)
8. what do you want to be when you grow up
Money honey (hell no!)
9. what do you think when you see the person you like
fight for all the wrong reasons (no)
10. what do your parents think of you
Me & My gang (they do sometimes)
11. what will you dance to at your wedding
Speechless (frickin perfect!)
12. what will they play at your funeral
13. what is your hobby/interest
runaway (ummm, no)
14. what is your biggest secret
the way i loved you (uhhh... no comment)
15. what do your friends think of you
Waking up in Vegas (...i will have a word with my friends)
16. what is the worst thing that could happen
17. how will you die
Starstruck ( i see no reason to this)
18. what is the one thing you will regret
what hurts the most (oookkk...)
19.what makes you laugh?
funhouse (that song does make me laugh... EVIL CLOWNS!)
20. will you ever get married
my wish (does that mean i will?)
21. what kind of car will you have
could've had everything (i can totally see the ferrari in this!)
22. what scares you the most
When the sand runs out (yes, im afraid of dying)
23. does anyone like you
If everyone cared (i dont get it!)
24. what hurts right now
25. if you could go back in time what would you change
26. what will you repost this as
hands held high (see no point in that)
1- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS?
2- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?
stare at them wondering if it was a dream and yell 'holy shit!'
3- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER DO IF HE/SHE MET YOU?
they would wonder why i'm just staring at them. then start twitching when i yell
4- WHAT MUSIC DOES HE/SHE LISTEN TO?
i can so imagine Wheeljack listening to pop!
5- DO YOU HAVE AN OC?
in my head, yes.
6- WHAT WOULD YOUR OC DO IF HE/SHE MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?
not be surprised
7- WHO IS YOU FAVORITE AUTOBOT?
8- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?
9- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE DECEPTICON?
10- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?
paint himself orange and being the Giant Dorito of Doom!
11- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT AND DECEPTICON DO IF THEY MET EACH OTHER?
blow something up trying to kill each other
12- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE AUTOBOT?
13- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE DECEPTICON?
14- IF YOU COULD MARRY YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER, HOW MANY KIDS WOULD YOU HAVE?
ask me that later
15- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS PAIRING?
Ratchet/Wheeljack, Megatron/Starscream, etc
16- HAVE YOU EVER CALLED A TRANSFORMER HOT?
yes... don't ask how many times
17- IF YOU COULD TRANSFORM INTO A CAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
i can imagine myself as a black 2010 ferrari scuderia spider with purple flames
18- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE AUTOBOT?
19- WHAT SIDE WOULD YOU JOIN?
AUTOBOTS of course i have a policy about not helping robots who want to destroy my species.
I am the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am thekid that people look through when I say something. I am the kid that spends most of there free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a bf/gf to complete him/her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the kids who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, Volleyballgurl09, Radr180, Linzerj,LionLover190, CaMaRoFaN14, Bulletproofmarshmellow11
If you laugh whenever you hurt yourself, because it's more fun than crying, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been hit with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie & Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this onto your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off!
If you wished you were a fighter on either the Autobots or Decepticons, copy & paste this to your profile and state whether you're on the Autobots or Decepticons after it in capital letters. AUTOBOTS!!!
If you stare at a car whenever one passes until you can't see it anymore and it's a car from any from the '07 or '09 transformers movies, copy & paste this to your profile.
If you absolutely positively COMPLETELY HATE Hannah Montana, copy this into your profile.
If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.
"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Rabbit the Trix copy this into your profile. (Poor Rabbit...)
If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.
If you hate pink and love black copy this to your profile.
If you have a friend that is seriouslly hyper all the time,annoys you,thinks wrong,and every time your around her you wonder how you guys became friends, copy this into your profile.
YOUR REAL NAME: Sydney
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Sydizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Violet Leopard
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): T Wards
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Wojsyhom (weird...)
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Red Mountain Dew
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Yjtoey (whaat?)
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Marie
Fave T-shirt saying:
"Keep smoking, I want you to die."
"The beatings will continue until morale improves."
"Some people are like slinkys. Not really good for anything but you just have to smile when one tumbles down the stairs."
" I like you. When the world is mine your death will quick and painless."
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be misquoted and used against you in the court of law."
" Are you stalking me? Because that would be super!"
Fave Keychain Phrase:
"I go from zero to bitch in 3.5."
"You say psyco like it's a bad thing."
"A lack of preparation on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."
"Join the Army. Meet new, interesting people and kill them."
Gibbs: Rule number three; Don't believe what you're told. Always double check.
Kate: I earned my jock strap.
Tony: Gibbs? Pilot won’t take off until the secret service chick gives her thumbs up.
Kate: I can't give him Air Force One's floor plans, they're top secret!
Abby: This guy was on organic freak. I mean, he probably whizzed green. -NCIS
Tony: What's your reserve chute number?
[the Twins, in ice cream truck mode, enter a NEST warehouse]
Agent Simmons: [positioned under Devastator on the pyramid to give a position for the rail gun, two wrecking balls are hanging from Devastator's crotch area] I am directly below enemy scrotum. -Transformers 2
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: [the pilot calls for a bailout due to "engine failure". Lennox is prepping Galloway and moves him toward the rear of the plane]
Ironhide: [to a captured Demolishor] Punk-ass Decepticon! -Transformers 2
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
PEACE, LOVE, AND BULLETPROOF MARSHMALLOWS DUDE!