Author has written 15 stories for Saint Beast/セイント・ビースト, Gravitation, Yami no Matsuei, Night Head Genesis/ナイトヘッドジェネシス, Gakuen Heaven, 07-Ghost, and Zombie-Loan.
UPDATE: Well, your favorite crazy cat lady is back on the scene! I know I've been gone a while--and the "why" factor is long and not to be told here--but I am back! Don't get super excited though: updates will still be a while, especially with my chapter-ed fics. I'll be doing some general editing and revising first, but then I will get back to finishing my stories. Until then, thank you for your patience and understanding. You people really are the best!
Hello Peoples! My name is Kuro Neko Shoujo (Black Cat Girl), but my friends (and some people who probably would be happier if I fell off a particularly high cliff) call me Neko-chan. I'm told that this is the area where I give you all useless trivia about myself, so for those who care, here's some random information about yours truly.
Names: Neko-chan, Tsuki-chan, Rayne, the Lizard (long story...)
Gender: female (in case the name Black Cat Girl didn't give it away)
Age: You do not have the correct level of security clearance to access this information.
Occupation: Secret Hitman for the Yakuza/Mafia (Shh, don't tell...it's a secret)
Personality: If you have a pet cat, you already know enough about me to survive our encounter. If you don't, best of luck to you. You're going to need it.
I also have a Youtube account. Here's the link if you want to check it out:
I also share a deviantArt account with NinthFeather. I only have a few dragon sketches up right now (I'm a bit of a dragon obsessor) but NinthFeather has some awesome fanart up which you should totally check out!!
I have another fanfiction account on AO3. Most of the fics are the same, but there are a few there that aren't here, and vice versa. My username is RiverRayne.
Hobbies: Reading, Sketching, Writing, Geeking out about pretty much everything.
About My Fics: Ok, so for those of you who haven't figured it out yet, I write yaoi (or slash, as it is also known). This means that most, if not all of the couples in my stories will be male/male.
I'll make this as clear as I can. You don't like/approve of what I write? Fine, don't read it. I don't care. But please, keep your flames to yourself. I love reviews. In fact, I am known by some as the review junkie. I love compliments, constructive criticism, suggestions for improvement, plot ideas/predictions, etc., but I will not tolerate flames. Frankly, my bullshit tolerance is quite low, so please, don't test me. You will not enjoy the outcome.
Special Message: By the way, for all of you who've ever been to NinthFeather's profile, I would like to say that yes, this person is my close childhood friend (I'm not even going to try to spell the incredibly long Japanese word she used) and someone I care about more than anything, but everything else about me on her profile is ALL LIES!!
...Ok, so maybe some of it's true
...Ok, ok, so all of it's true! But I am going to go sky diving, bunjie jumping, and cliff diving! And I will get a motorcycle and there's nothing NinthFeather can do to stop me, dammit! (Ha! Take that NinthFeather!)
Another Special Message: My incredibly awesome BFF NinthFeather opted to draw my villain from "Worth" and "Strength" (Stheno) for me. XD Here's her version of him:
Your result for The Sorting Hat: A Comprehensive Harry Potter Personality Assessment
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means
To achieve their ends.
Slytherin's cardinal traits are ambition, cunning and determination. Like the Gryffindor House, Slytherins are emotionally volatile. In contrast, however, Slytherins are much less dominant and assertive, and less extraverted in general. Rather than expressing these emotions outwardly, Slytherins direct them inward or act in a passive aggressive manner. Both Gryffindor and Slytherin are much more driven to succeed than the other two houses: Gryffindor out of pride and Slytherin out of ambition.
Slytherins are also much more pragmatic than the other houses and more adept at manipulating people. A key trait would be a low level of agreeableness: Slytherins are more pessimistic, more distrustful than most, and more likely to attribute negative motivations to people. So although Slytherins experience a wide range of emotions, due to their distrustful views of people and skeptical worldview, they are less expressive and more likely to appear cold or distant unless provoked.
A Slytherin's ambitious nature comes out in different ways depending on what is important to the individual person. It could lead them to try to achieve top marks (if intellect and schooling is important to them) but it could also be directed at social settings or towards athletic endeavors.
The following are completely random quotes that I find to be both hilarious and true
The shinbone: A device used for finding furniture in a dark room.
People who say anything is possible, haven't tried to slam a revolving door
Telling people what they want to hear is often very boring (Oh, so true.)
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you
When life gives to lemons, throw them back at life and demand BIGGER lemons
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives. (Hey, it's always worked for me)
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel... of course, it's usually the oncoming train
Some people are like slinkies, they're good for nothing, but they sure make you laugh when you push 'em down a flight of stairs
That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast. (very, very fast...)
A true friend is someone who's been with you long enough to know almost eveything about you...and still hasn't killed you yet.
Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls...and off the occasional cliff (Damn gravity...TT_TT)
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Personally, I never knew sexy was gone... (It left when they cast Robert Pattinson as Edward in "Twilight")
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing!
There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you lose the argument that it becomes weird. (But the voices in my head are such good debaters!! I can never win!! T-T)
Well behaved women never make history. (Again, very true.)
Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and your friends and enemies as far the hell away from each other as possible or they'll team up to kill you!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. (Personally, I prefer grenades. They keep the doctor away for much longer...)
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people." ...Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG alot, I don't think you'd kill too many people. (Yes, I have found that, when trying to kill someone, actually having a gun does indeed help...though it's not absolutely necessary...)
Everyone has a wild side, I just prefer to make mine public. (Really, I just haven't discovered my own off switch yet...)
Insomnia is a writer's best friend (I honestly cannot remember the last time I wrote a story before 12:00 am)
The cops never find it as funny as you do...
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. (Why give your muscles any more work than necessary?)
I'm not late, I'm just not as obsessively punctual as most people
You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! (A truer statement has never been said.)
It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.
Never go to bed mad, stay awake and plot horrible REVENGE!
Only two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former
When all else fails, use duct tape.
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
Therapy is expensive, but bubble wrap is free.
There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over. (Surprisingly, this is actually very true...)
Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. (I never run out of places to hide the bodies.)
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites.'
I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law. (There is a difference! A difference, I say!)
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs built the ark, Professionals built the Titanic.
"I have a high pain threshold. Actually, it's less of a threshold and more of a tastefully decorated foyer." (from Mortal Instruments)
"Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. (...I can honestly say I never thought of it that way before...)
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up. (My parents gave up on telling me to shut up and sit down a long time ago. Now they just use duct tape.)
Whomever said words don't hurt has obviously never been hit by a dictionary. (That hurts. Trust me.)
I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.
Good morning is an oxymoron.
I am worse than evil... I am the author!! (Those who have read my stories know this to be all too true...)
Sometimes it's best not to question your friend. Just help them dump the bodybag into the river.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. (Really, it makes perfect sense...)
All the good guys are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books. (Let's face it, ladies, we all know this is true...)
Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?
Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
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