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Hey! I'm Nickiee and I'm just another ordinary person, just writing for the hell of it.

I am witty, honest (too honest), and extremely sarcastic and because of those qualities of mine I am always being called a smart-ass or a bitch. :)

*WARNING* My grammar can be awful and spelling isn't always amazing, but im looking for a beta at the moment, so just send me a message if your interested.

I am overly obsessed with the awesome Twilight Saga like so many others, and I am proud to be a part of that community, thank you very much. ;D

Another amazingly awesome book is House of Night. I could not put that book down!

I have a variety of interests and but I always find myself very bored.

I am unhealthily addicted to cupcakes, oranges, and the Cullen men... But I absolutely hate Ice Cream and things smothered in chocolate.(disgusting) Call me weird if you want to, I'll only agree.

I love all music. Though I'm not particularly fond of rap. Linkin Park, Three Days Grace and Paramore are my faves! :D

My Religion, is : Cullen-ism

Lessons learned from Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

Edward Cullen: Sexier than you since 1901

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Bella Swan: Luckier than you since 1987

I'm not afraid of bloody murderers. I'm not afraid of Hell. I'm not afraid of clowns trying to kill me. I'm not afraid of nightmares. I'm not afraid of unstable crazies. I'm not afraid of werewolves.'

I'm only afraid of vampires with red eyes!

Emmett's the Strongest,
Rosalie's the Prettiest,
Edward's the Smoothest,
Bella's the Clumsiest,
Alice's the Quirkiest,
But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make
everyone feel jealous.

Random Quotes:

"I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned."

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial tu'rf."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

"Now if you excuse me, the apple rang and I have to go make sure the chicken's not on fire."

"I am a fruit-loop in a world full of cheerios."

"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."

"How people treat you is their karma. How you react is yours."

"Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives." ~ William Dement

"People discuss my art and pretend to understand as if it were necessary to understand, when it's simply necessary to love." ~ Cluade Monte (painter)

"Forbidden to remember; terrified to forget. It's a hard line to walk." ~ Bella Swan

"The right thing isn't always real obvious. Sometimes the right thing for one person is the wrong thing for someone else. So...good luck firguring that out." ~ Charlie Swan

"Hell's not so bad if you get to keep an angel with you." ~ Emmett Cullen

"The woman came from the man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior. But from the side to be equal, under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."

Cheshire Cat: Oh, by the way, if you'd really like to know, he went that way.

Alice: Who did?

Cheshire Cat: The White Rabbit.

Alice: He did?

Cheshire Cat: He did what?

Alice: Went that way

Cheshire Cat: Who did?

Alice: The White Rabbit

Cheshire Cat: What rabbit?

Alice: But didn't you just say - I mean - Oh, dear.

Cheshire Cat: Can you stand on your head?

Alice: Oh!

Merryweather: It looks awful.

Flora: That's because it's on you, dear.

Timon: Who's the brains in this outfit?

Pumbaa: Uh...

Timon: My point exactly.

Elizabeth: There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing.

Jack: I love those moments... I like to wave at them as they pass by.

"nobody move! I dropped my brain." - Captain Jack Sparrow

"Can't cut it out; it grow right back! xD" - Rafiki da monkey (The Lion King)

"All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them." - Walt Disney

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The Fallout by OCDindeed reviews
March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. Try the Prologue before passing judgment. You might be surprised! NM/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,178 - Reviews: 6716 - Favs: 4,575 - Follows: 3,250 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Running for Home by ooza reviews
Edward discovers his entire past is a fabrication. On his journey to uncover the truth he meets Bella, a young woman neglecting all responsibility for the first time in her life. Road trip! ExBxVolvo BPOV/EPOV AH AU OOC M for language and future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,212 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Walking Out of the Still Life by Pbroken reviews
Bella drifts through life alone,keeping everyone at a distance.Dirty Edward breathes only for his girl,the one he can't stop dreaming about & painting.When a chance encounter forces them to stop existing & start living,will life prove to be too hard?AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 116,543 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Now That I Found You by Andi 31 reviews
Edward is volunteering at Forks Medical center when he gets stuck in the elevator with a 8 and half month pregnant Bella Swan,she goes into labor and he has to deliver her baby human/vampire Contains explicit sex scenes not suitable for children.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 65 - Words: 78,102 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
FORBIDDEN by Liese24Rob7 reviews
Bella and Edward were childhood acquaintances. When they meet again as adults sparks fly but their families are against any relationship outside of friendship. Will they comply with their family wishes or is the chemistry too much to ignore?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,266 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Longest Summer by lexiecullen17 reviews
Bella wants Edward...the only problem is, he's a counselor at her summer camp. And although Bella has always been one of Edward's favorite campers, that's all she'll ever be to him...right? When Bella returns as a counselor, can she change his mind? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 255,530 - Reviews: 4258 - Favs: 3,951 - Follows: 2,457 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautiful Nightmare by VenomInMyBlood reviews
After what happened, I never spoke again. People thought I was mute, no longer communicating with the world. The world that scarred me, breeding the evil that made me unpure. But that didn't stop him from talking to me. He would talk, I would listen. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,968 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Piano Lessons by wtvoc reviews
Continuation of the original story by Bella-of-the-Ball, with permission, of course! AH. As a special birthday gift, one of Bella's students sets her up with free piano lessons, with a hidden agenda. temporarily on hiatus; thank you for your patience!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,995 - Reviews: 1993 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 2,169 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Exactly Where We Belong by JailyForever reviews
6 years after their relationship ends; they meet again at a party. But neither knows who the other really is.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,004 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Operation Lovergirl by KimmyJCullen reviews
Can Bella Swan complete her mission to be Edward Cullen's lovergirl? Entry for NaughtyHeelsAnonymous 80's Oneshot contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19625 - Favs: 12,581 - Follows: 5,738 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Just Like Heaven by acirelemagne reviews
An 80's party brings together our two young lovers...costumes, flavored condoms, and Jell-O shots...what's not to love? Oh, did I mention John Cusack and The Cure? This is just a one shot, with lemons, smut, sexin', whatever you call it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5158 - Favs: 2,998 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
The House of Swan reviews
Bella's never been told no, she's spoiled rotten by her father who is a leading designer for The House of Swan, all it takes is a little bit of ice and her world is turned upside down! can Bella restart her life and even find love? Lemons on the way!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward