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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Legend of Zelda, and Pokémon.
Name: TheBrick (obviously)
Real Name: James (I'm telling you that cause I'm pretty sure there's about two or three thousand people named James along the east coast)
Place I'm From: U.S. East Coast
Current Video Game Obsessions: Super Smash Bros. series, Fire Emblem series, Resident Evil 4, Rock Band series, Legend of Zelda series, Pokemon series, F-Zero series, Star Fox series, Castlevania series, Metroid series, various other games which I'm too lazy to stick here.
Current Favorite Movies: Pirates of the Carribbean, The Mummy trilogy, Harry Potter series
Favorite Music Types: Metal, orchistral, some alternative, some prog
Favorite Bands: Iced Earth, Iron Maiden, Blaze Bayley, Anthrax, Seven Witches, Rage, Exodus, Judas Priest, Anvil, Blind Guardian, Helloween, Megadeth, Mastodon, Testament, Pyramaze, Primal Fear, Overkill, Gamma Ray, Candlemass, Metal Church, Grave Digger, Bloodbound, Charred Walls of the Damned, Into Eternity, Metallica, Opeth, Slayer, Winters Bane
Favorite Books: House of the Scorpion, Harry Potter, It (I could go on for hours, but I'll keep it to these)
Basic Likes: Video Games, Music, Movies, Cute Girls, Sports, Reading (Not nessicerily in that order)
Basic Hates: Racism, getting ganged up on by three lvl 9 cpus in Super Smash Bros., rap, Jack Thompson, seafood, homophobia, Mary Sues (I could go on for hours)
For those of you reading this who read A Past and Future Secret, I have put that fic indefinitely on hold. I have four things going on at once (The Idiot Saga, Creator Failure, a really long oneshot I'm working on, and a revival of an old fic that I'm working on with someone else.) I simply couldn't get any time to write the fic. So, for all of you APAFS fans who eagerly await the next chapter, I apologize completely.
I am currently in the process of redoing A Past and Future secret, along with Creator Failure, so stay tuned for updates when they're complete enough for me to post them.
The Idiot Saga: make it up as I go, then maybe start on something else when it's done, like Majora's Mask or Twilight Princess.
Creator Failure: get to the first gym and still have the story be alive.
A Past and Future Secret: finish up Sorcerer's Stone, take a break, and, depending on the poll results, start on Chamber of Secrets. ON HOLD!
You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is "never try."
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.
Some people are like slinkys...pretty much useless but still fun to push down the stairs.
Sometimes I lie awake at night asking myself what I've done wrong, then the voice in my head says, " This is going to take more then one night..."
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they aren't there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again.
If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."
"Well...when we were in our first year, Harry-young, carefree, and innocent-"
"Oh Professor look! I think I found an unaspected planet! Oooh, which one's that, Professor?"
"Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night," said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. "What do you think that means?"
As though an invisible hand were writing upon it, words appeared on the smooth surface of the map.
"I've got two Neptunes here," said Harry after a while, frowning down at his piece of parchment, "that can't be right, can it?"
"I was saying that Saturn was surely in a position of power in the heavens at the moment of your birth...your dark hair...your mean stature...tragic losses so young in life...I think I am right in saying, my dear, that you were born in midwinter?"
"We need to offer him something else, something just as valuable."
"Don't talk to me. I want to fix that in my mind forever. Draco Malfoy, the Amazing Bouncing Ferret..."
"Stay away from my blades. In fact, don't touch any of my weapons without my permission."
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.
What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man?
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.
If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I am not God!
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.
All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Destiny is a pink fur ball with a sick sense of humour.
I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.
The Internet allows us to make more mistakes faster than any invention in history. With the possible exceptions of Handguns and Tequila!
"Knowledge is power. Power is currupt. Gain intelligence when given the chance, and enjoy being evil."
"No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible."
"Not only is life a bitch, but she's always having puppies."
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."
"Society is prudish and boring, always condemning stuff that doesn't concern it. ...Culture worships youth, encourages men to lust for young girls and women to lust for hot young studs, but then condemns anyone who acts upon these desires."
"Ah yes, the magic, delicious heart cookie. Eat up! You deserve it, after commiting murder."
"Now, thrust your sword! ...See, not such a piece of crap sword after all, is it?! There's lasers, fucking coming out the front! How's that for craftsmanship?! Girl scout, you need an old man to come to the rescue and put your bra back on! Put your tits away, cause I can hear 'em, flapping in the wind."
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