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Joined 01-12-10, id: 2214520, Profile Updated: 04-08-13

Hi. I don't get on here much, but I can still be found occasionally at Aero.

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Serious by Zerbinetta reviews
When Misa gets dumped by Light because he wants someone "serious" to pursue a law career at To-Oh, the perky model decides to swap her Lolita outfits for law books and prove to her love that she is more than serious enough. DN/Legally Blonde, 2011-rewrite
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,777 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Misa A., L
Taking Responsibility by Somewei reviews
-PPG Movie AU- For eleven years, Earth has been under the oppressing thumb of Mojo and the Rowdyruff Boys, but when three super-powered girls enter the picture, it becomes a game of espionage, deception, and seduction.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 148,754 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
Valor, Valeria by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
Gale sells and Finnick is sold, and there is no honor in Panem.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,221 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Finnick O., Gale H. - Complete
How Rue Became the Mockingjay by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
She's teamed up with the little girl instead of the boy who loves her. Katniss Everdeen and the girl from Eleven are ruining their best-laid plans. So, "Caesar," they say, "Announce the change." -This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games.-
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 111 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Rue, Thresh - Complete
Keeping the 'Virgin' Part of the Oracle of Delphi by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
"The Five Worst Ways to Keep the Virgin Part of the Oracle of Delphi." Percy just wants to feel Rachel Elizabeth Dare.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Percy J., Rachel D. - Complete
Forty One Times Dead by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 333 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
AB Type by Kingfishers reviews
The Greatest Story Ever Told, by the Greatest Historian of the World. Aro has lived, figuratively speaking, for three thousand years. Have you ever wondered what he has seen and done? -PENULTIMATE CHAPTER UP-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,909 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Aro
The Life and Times of Thalia, The Immortal by icy roses reviews
Having spent nearly four years as a tree, Thalia thought she'd be used to watching the world pass her by. She isn't. Spoilers for TLO. Future Fic. Percy/Annabeth, mild Luke/Thalia
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,847 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Thalia G., Annabeth C. - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
A Very Harry Awkward Date Scenario by Schnickledooger reviews
Companion piece to A Very Harry Grocery Scenario. AU.Harry is on his first date ever and everything is going perfectly. Except for the paranoid stalking of his overprotective father and his two partners in crime, Sirius and Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,554 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Cumulatively Uncomfortable Conversations by MichiRini reviews
The Midnighters have made a pathetic attempt to get past airport security, but now they must face the long arm of the law. Rated for mild language. Oneshot. Done in an interview style, as heard by one poor, innocent tape recorder....
Midnighters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
A Very Harry Grocery Scenario by Schnickledooger reviews
Gift to krazi little aus. AU. James survived that tragic night and is very overprotective of his only son. Not to mention obsessive, compulsive and extremely paranoid. Poor Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Rubbish by Sohara von Salienta reviews
Of Harry stupid Potter, Parvati stupid Patil, the Yule stupid Ball, a most disgruntled Ginevra Weasley, broken feet, erected towers, magazines for witches, double meanings of flashes of green light, and complete loads of rubbish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Half of Dueling Range by neutral reviews
[Of Western Stars verse] In which twelve year old Harry stumbles upon the facts of life. In which an overprotective godfather crashes some last minute plans to salvage his godson’s innocence. In which a potions master reads a very strange essay.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/8/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.