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Joined 01-12-10, id: 2214603, Profile Updated: 07-28-10
Author has written 6 stories for Zombieland, Misc. Movies, and Supernatural.

i like to write slash fanfiction because it makes me smile.

my current obsession is Supernatural. i am new to the fandom so please be kind in reviewing my stories because IMMA NEWBIE LAWLZ.

i ship Dean/Castiel hardcore. but my story Deo Gratias is strictly friendship. perhaps i will write a Destiel in the future but at the moment, no buttsecks.

i do not like Wincest. hey, if you like it, all the power to ya, but i don't write it and i don't like it. brotherly fluff only please.

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SHE IS HILARIOUS. It's making fun of Pokemon. Nuff said.

Feel free to visit me at my livejournal under the name poodilywoots. I am always up to chat!

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Will Not Call You by Sladin5Ever reviews
Either he's stubborn or just plain stupid, Robin will not, no matter what happens to him, call Slade 'master', even if it means losing his life. Inspired by Small Print (story was deleted last year :c) POSSIBLE SEQUEL IN THE FUTURE! DEPENDS ON MY MOTIVATION!
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,139 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 2/26/2010 - [Robin, Slade] Terra - Complete
A Wretched Battle of Wills by VictorianChik reviews
When Robin is captured by Slade, the young hero must train under the twisted master and his henchmen in order to survive. But Robin will not be broken easily or without a fight. Warning: Dark fic and punishment, see warnings in first chapter.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,175 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Robin, Slade
Second Chances by Mara Rome reviews
A mentor fic: When Snape discovers Harry is abused by the Dursley's, he is forced to teach Harry for the summer after the tri-wizard tournament. Will they eventually find the family they never had? No slash and Harry will never be Snape's biological son.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 226,813 - Reviews: 2854 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 2,442 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.
Seventh Circle by Tenebrielle reviews
Featuring Kirk, Spock, Bones, and Chekov. An away mission gone horribly wrong lands Kirk and the team in a mysterious prison. Can Kirk figure out how to save them all before it is too late? Rated T, full warnings inside.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,925 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Tensions by zephtastic reviews
SLASH: Tallahassee/Columbus. Basically details the ups and downs of their merry band of misfits as Tallahassee and Columbus' relationship takes a new turn.
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,962 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Columbus, Tallahassee
Morphine by Tashilover reviews
The more McCoy tried to fight it, the more he wanted to help the stupid kid. A McCoy/Kirk friendship fic. Hurt!Jim. Angry!McCoy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,581 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/14/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
That Would Be Illogical by Peachly reviews
K/S Series of lighthearted, sexy fluff. "Of course this is not the first illogical action I have ever participated in because of James Tiberius Kirk. I doubt it will be the last."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,826 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
iSwear by Nialon reviews
Castiel has a bit of a problem. One-shot. Rated for language.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
A Very Foul Mouthed Recap: SHERLOCK HOLMES by The Recapper of Badassery reviews
A recap of Sherlock Holmes. Is it accurate? BARELY. Is it fun? I HOPE SO. Is it safe-for-work? NOT UNLESS YOU'RE A SAILOR. Will it kill about an hour of your time? PROBABLY. Do you have that kind of time to waste? YES.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,125 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010
Just Kiss the Guy by Peachly reviews
They only needed a little very simple advice: Just kiss the guy. KS pre-slash. First time.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
As Constant As A Northern Star by Rabid Angel reviews
Five times that Spock defended Nyota Uhura.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,462 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Spock, N. Uhura
How to Romance a Human by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 2,119 - Follows: 182 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Importance of Bathing by Leista reviews
Tallahassee decides it's time for a bath. Tallahassee/Columbus slash. **Re-edited**
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Columbus, Tallahassee - Complete
txt msg by Daria234 reviews
Humor one-shot about Dean/Cas. Originally written for a prompt on comment fic on livejournal, "For a guy who never talks you sure send some racy text messages." Set while angels and demons are looking for Dean since he is supposed to be a vessel,Season 5
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
For You by geekischic reviews
Every time I let him do this, I scream in my head that it’s for you. It’s always been for you. Slade/Robin rape fic, based on Korn's song 4U. Maybe implied Robin/Starfire if you squint.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Robin, Slade - Complete
35 Sentences by Shadow Silver Fang reviews
35 Sentences, using the Rules as prompts. Warning: Contains some SLASH. M/M. Do not read if you do not like. Columbus/Tallahassee, Wichita, Little Rock.
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Columbus, Tallahassee - Complete
Chin Up, Chekov by Incoming Grapefruit reviews
Chekov is the youngest ensign in Starfleet history. And sometimes, the crew treat him accordingly. Struggling to boost his self-esteem, will a late night conversation with the captain help bring him to the realisation that he's not as alone as he thinks?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,522 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - P. Chekov, J. Kirk - Complete
Past Demons by pathera reviews
While on shore-leave, an encounter with the man who made his childhood a nightmare ends with Jim running from his memories. It's a good thing that Bones isn't about to let him wander off and wallow on his own. One-shot, slash, Jim/Bones.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/7/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Fistbump is NonOptional by The Croc Shop reviews
Post-film, gen. "Dude," Kirk said, hefting his fist. "Fistbump."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Silence by bambers2 reviews
Sam has a dark secret that is twisting and tearing him up inside. But how can Dean ever even hope to help him if Sam refuses to trust in him. A survivor's story.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,496 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Sam W., Dean W.
Déjà vu by d8rkmessngr reviews
The aliens just got the wrong secrets. Kirk/McCoy Pre-S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,189 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/2/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Speech Therapy by TarynWanderer reviews
Spock is annoyed, in a very Vulcan way, by Chekov's inability to pronounce the world 'Vulcan'. He takes it upon himself to fix this. Slashy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Spock, P. Chekov
Unicorn! by TarynWanderer reviews
Chekov meets a unicorn. Kirk is jealous. Total crack! Slashy. M for repeated f-bombs, no sexiness, not even kissing.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Roman Centurions by Sandshrew777 reviews
Chekov needed to be healed. He goes to the best person on the ship for the job, and the doctor finds that he can't turn him away. In fact, he never could.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2009 - P. Chekov, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Tear Drops On A Rose by Soot reviews
Chekov/Sulu slash . When the Enterprise is thrown into chaos and assailants are sent specifically after certain crew members to kill them, of which Chekov is one, will Sulu be able to get to the ensign in time to save him?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
Dating the Captain by twistyguru reviews
Pavel Chekov worries too much. WARNING: M/M SLASH! Kirk/Chekov, implied Spock/Uhura. No spoilers, just a silly little piece of romantic fluff from the POV of a certain neurotic young Russian ensign who's in love with his Captain. One-Shot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/5/2009 - P. Chekov, J. Kirk - Complete
Through the Wall by nine miles to go reviews
When Kirk's brother pays an unexpected visit Spock discovers more about his captain's past than he bargained for.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,982 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Peace Contract by Wynja reviews
Sounds like a lovely story, right? Wrong. Not when Slade is involved. The man has finally found something that will bring the Titans to their knees, starting with their defiant leader. For more, read the introduction inside. Slash.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 262,001 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Robin, Slade - Complete
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An Everyday Hero reviews
. . . I've been bitten. /Columbus POV/No Pairings/Rated for language/Warning: Character Death/
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Columbus, Tallahassee - Complete
Deo Gratias reviews
Honestly Cas doesn't know how he's going to pull this one off. First, he has to convince cynical Dean Winchester there's demons that are out to get his brother. Second, he has to befriend them to aid Heaven. God help us all. AU.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Castiel, Dean W.
I Prefer Bones Over Kirk reviews
Eight drabbles of the Tallahassee/Columbus sort. SLASH. Includes talk of Buck and Star Trek. Columbus always will be, and always has been, a nerd. Rated for language and a scene of sexuality.
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Columbus, Tallahassee - Complete
Wake Up Call reviews
Run Fat Boy Run. Gordon is fed up with Dennis's ways and is going to set him straight with a little help from a certain spatula. Gordon/Dennis. Spanking.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Complete
A Man In The Making reviews
This is my first time getting drunk and I guess I do stupid things while under the influence. Flirting with Tallahassee is one of them. Columbus/Tallahassee.
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Columbus, Tallahassee - Complete
Rule Number Thirty Nine reviews
Rule #39 in Z-land: Don't get in a separate car with Tallahassee. I learned this the hard way while traveling in a car with just him and I. Tallahassee/Columbus
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Columbus, Tallahassee - Complete
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