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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.
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Little Green and Easybella by BettiGefecht reviews
She only remembers a silent kid, he doesn't remember her at all. When they meet again years later, they feel a connection that isn't of this world - - - ExB; AH; Rated M. Autism; age gap; unconditional love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 144,297 - Reviews: 5798 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 3,621 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10386 - Favs: 2,831 - Follows: 2,374 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12862 - Favs: 5,910 - Follows: 5,280 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14971 - Favs: 7,916 - Follows: 7,032 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Merman by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella's willpower is tested by the young hottie at the pool. Older and wiser she makes a move that will change their lives forever. E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,953 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19581 - Favs: 6,464 - Follows: 4,419 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20371 - Favs: 13,735 - Follows: 5,610 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Bring On The Wonder by Bronzehyperion reviews
Bella works the streets of Seattle as a prostitute. Edward is waiting to be ordained as a Catholic priest. Is there anything they have to offer each other? Or are there just sacrifices they both have to make… All human. Rated M for a reason. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 494,166 - Reviews: 3309 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19557 - Favs: 9,372 - Follows: 6,761 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fall to Ruin One Day by sleepyvalentina reviews
He wanted to be the most powerful man on earth. As far as she was concerned, he already was. Love. Longing. A decade of regret. Time changes nothing...or does it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 108,885 - Reviews: 9091 - Favs: 5,065 - Follows: 3,799 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
Where I Belong by DreamQuill reviews
Edward Cullen is a top country music star. He has groupies on every continent and all the Jack Daniels he can drink. When he returns home to Tennessee to face his past, he realizes he left more behind than his first love, Bella. Canon, AH, Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,470 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Shock to the System by BilliCullen reviews
Edward and Bella meet on a blind date. It's hate at first sight. Can unforeseen circumstances show them what they missed?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,150 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7597 - Favs: 11,157 - Follows: 5,998 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons: Eat Them by DreamersDaze reviews
When a family member's health scare makes her question her own lifestyle, Bella begins a journey to find common ground between outer beauty, inner beauty, health and peace. Will she able to find love, in others and within herself? All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,030 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Bella, Edward
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8387 - Favs: 6,009 - Follows: 4,287 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ready for Love? by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
It seemed like such a good idea at the time... Now seniors Bella and Edward are faced with a life-changing event. Really, they should have just used a condom. A lesson learned. Right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 106,106 - Reviews: 2478 - Favs: 2,547 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Firefly in Summer by primarycolors reviews
Edward finds himself back in the little beach town of his childhood when he inherits the local bar from his uncle. The elusive, pretty girl next door has killer legs, a sketchbook and secrets that are slowly eating her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 188,377 - Reviews: 9904 - Favs: 7,031 - Follows: 4,458 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12948 - Favs: 8,293 - Follows: 6,298 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Giofógach by ltlerthqak reviews
I didn't know anything was missing from my life until I met him at the carnival. Were my gypsy lifestyle and unbelievable gift too much for him to accept? And was there something bigger we should have been watching for? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 214,395 - Reviews: 2489 - Favs: 1,887 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Unaccompanied Soul by JMCullen09 reviews
An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, WA sits untouched, yet it's the focus of many tales, including one of a young man who resides there. He's believed to be either ghost or murderer. But it's all just tales, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,637 - Reviews: 6100 - Favs: 4,498 - Follows: 4,403 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
It Isn't Stalking if You Don't Get Caught by JustForkIt reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper travel across the border to meet starlets Bella, Alice and Rosalie at a fan convention. What antics will these fanboys come up with as they prepare to meet the girls of their dreams? Collab. btw. JustForkIt & Little Miss Whitlock
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,581 - Reviews: 2066 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
There is a Light by belladonnacullen reviews
This was 1987; before the Internet, before Twitter, before Facebook – this was back when it was still possible for people not to know about things: big things - like bands, and little things - like G-spots. AH, ExB, with some other parings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,350 - Reviews: 5275 - Favs: 4,024 - Follows: 2,528 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Set Fire to the Rain by One Brave Lamb reviews
After Edward left, Bella was broken. She wallowed in misery, until a startling revelation changed everything. "He left me. He lied. He broke my heart and acted as if he simply didn't care. But, simply stated, I let him." New Moon, Alternate Universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,934 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Bella, Edward
Stolen Souls by Nayaritism reviews
-"In our world salvation only comes in a coffin."-Longer summary & disclaimer inside/Multiple POV & central characters-pairings/VERY DARK/MA/AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 162,762 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - [Bella, Edward] [Alice, Jasper]
The Mysterious Case of the Blackbird Rorschach by johnnyboy7 reviews
After finding himself under arrest and in the worst of situations, Edward Masen's life suddenly spirals out of order. He is sentenced to spend his time at Windemere where nothing is as it seems.OCC, rated M for content, language, graphic scenes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 149,763 - Reviews: 2614 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Edward, Bella
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23086 - Favs: 15,216 - Follows: 10,817 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7311 - Favs: 5,573 - Follows: 3,370 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6659 - Favs: 6,147 - Follows: 3,623 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Comfortable by aidanmomma reviews
"Until you let yourself be truly uncomfortable, you can't reap the joys of being truly comfortable."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,261 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by Annetteskitty reviews
Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,406 - Reviews: 4540 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella
Amazing by sheviking reviews
Birthday one-shot for my beta, Melanie. Twenty-something, plus sized Bella is curvy and confident. Enter Edward, her high school crush, who she only ever loved from afar. A second chance for something amazing. Rated M for the usual reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,917 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 505 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8585 - Favs: 7,569 - Follows: 3,024 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Altered Ego by stillwaters72 reviews
Edward Cullen, movie star isolated by his own fame. Bella Swan, small-town home-maker seeking self-expression. Both find freedom to be themselves in an online fandom. What happens when their RL worlds collide? Rated M: adult lang/content/themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,102 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Edward, Bella
The Load by The Load reviews
So many authors, one delicate story. The rules are simple-Bella and Edward can't die and they must be human. We will combine our imaginations and take you for a ride you won't forget. Welcome to The Load.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,924 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Slip of the Tongue by SueBee0619 reviews
A chance meeting on an airplane and a slip of the tongue. Who knew saying something so wrong could make everything so right? 1st Place Judge's Choice for the Awkward Turtle Contest. Because an awkward Bella is, well, awkward. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,483 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 92 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Devil on the Run by busymommy reviews
Jasper's fiancee takes off after cleaning out his bank account and stealing his car. What happens when he follows her, picking up a hitchhiker on the way? AH/ rated M for language & lemons. 1st place Public Vote in 100Monkeys O/S Contest by Team FireandIce.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,079 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14566 - Favs: 7,880 - Follows: 5,409 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Portrait of A Girl by Zors reviews
Edward, smartest student at St. Bart's School for Boys, always thought he was straight. That is, until he met new student Ben Cheney. But what happens when Edward discovers that Ben is actually a girl who goes by the name of Bella Swan? AH AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,559 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 1,887 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 5/14/2009
Bella's Hymen Theory by SwanCullen12 reviews
Bella theorizes her hymen is connected with heartbreak so she asked housemate and buddy Edward to help her get rid of it. Edward's reply? Hell no!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,257 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Tunes with Tony Masen by Just4ALE reviews
Our late night calls were fascinating. His attitude in person was frustrating. Stupid radio host with the velvety, seductive voice. Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde? Will the real Tony Masen please stand up? AH. Drama/Mystery/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,409 - Reviews: 3715 - Favs: 2,841 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Harder They Fall by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Outtakes from "The Bigger They Are" from different POVs. Won't make much sense without reading Bigger. Bella is a military widow with four sons, Edward is a confirmed bachelor and career soldier. He only does casual, but she's got lots of baggage.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 121,585 - Reviews: 2754 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
Don't Fear the Reaper by DoUFlanMe reviews
Edward tells Bella she's dead, and it sounds plausible. Also, he's really hot. Knights sometimes ride in on white hearses. A twisted tale of a mortician and the woman he loves. An undertaking between DoUTrustMe and BellaFlan. AH, OOC, Dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,113 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dark Temptation: on potentially permanent HIATUS by Minnakoda reviews
After the Cullens abandoned Bella and Jasper following her disastrous birthday, they find their lives taking unexpected turns. Drifting through his days, Jasper decides to use his power to have some fun at the grocery store, and it could change everything
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,834 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17746 - Favs: 11,223 - Follows: 5,746 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All Over Me by Mrs.Robward reviews
"I want you... all over me." There's skinny dipping, dancing, and more. An Edward & Bella o/s wrote for and published on Southern Fanfiction Review Blog for Tantalizing Tuesday. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,266 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8905 - Favs: 5,813 - Follows: 3,918 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Bigger They Are by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 304,177 - Reviews: 9787 - Favs: 5,864 - Follows: 2,825 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Twilight Bride by AQuad reviews
Epicness begets epicness, or so we are told. In a story that combines Twilight and the classic tale of Princess Bride, follow Wesward and Bellacup as they overcome pillaging pirates and greedy royalty.
Crossover - Princess Bride & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,918 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Edward
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4311 - Favs: 4,226 - Follows: 4,734 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18548 - Favs: 7,733 - Follows: 3,731 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Giofógach Outtakes by ltlerthqak reviews
Missing scenes and alternate POV pieces from Giofógach. Almost as good as a fruit smoothie and some funnel cake.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,575 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
Danza Mania by MzBionic reviews
**RATED M FOR MASSIVELY RIDICULOUS** What happens when two snarky females go on the internetz? Well they come up with this crackfic that's what! Must give credit where it's due: THIS ENTIRE CRACKFIC RESTS ON THE LINE OF A F*CKTABULOUS CHICKY- Minna Koda
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Emmett, Edward
Encore by Leelan Oleander reviews
Edward pulls a Forrest Gump and runs at a most inappropriate time. When he and Bella reconnect five years later, can Bella forgive him enough to give him a chance or is it too late? Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 270,936 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4215 - Favs: 3,682 - Follows: 2,466 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Volition by Rochelle Allison reviews
It's Belfast, N.Ireland and the year is 1972. Bella's worried about her brother and his best friend, Edward, and their dangerous involvement in the Irish Republican Army. Is it really wise to fall in love with a rebel? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,667 - Reviews: 4820 - Favs: 4,325 - Follows: 1,570 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Goodnight, Noises Everywhere by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Bella is the only survivor of a virus which has killed off the human race. Is there anyone-anything-still alive on this dying planet? Entry for the Twilight 25 Challenge. Post-apocalyptic good times. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,043 - Reviews: 3004 - Favs: 2,318 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Hints of Me by 22blue reviews
Continuation of my one shot One Weekend. Bella and Edward have decided that one weekend wasn't enough for them, but certain rules apply. Rated M for multiple lemons and language. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,753 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 1,733 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bella Brings It Home by frantic-daydreamer reviews
Continuation of one-shot "Because He Asked." Our favorite Twilight characters transplanted to Washington DC and the West Wing. The last thing Bella wants is to get involved with one of her tenants. Can Edward Cullen change her mind? AH/AU canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,406 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12643 - Favs: 7,355 - Follows: 3,533 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9073 - Favs: 15,941 - Follows: 3,433 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Stalking is as Stalking Does reviews
Stalked & stalker, obsessed over & obsessor. Two high school kids with tunnel vision so bad they can't see what's right in front of their face - that the object of their affection is just as enamored as they are. *LYRICS&LEMONS JUDGES CHOICE AWARD*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,969 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Gonorrhea Always Ends With a HEA reviews
Edward's night of random hookups leaves him with a telltale burning and itching. A trip to the student clinic provides him the relief he needs & Nurse Bella Swan just may cure him of his manwhore ways. Be warned: this is not your average cocktale.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,499 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Edward, Bella
Elementary Education reviews
New Principal Bella Swan's life is turned upside down when she meets Edward, a sweet sexy first grade teacher.Can she handle a not so elementary education?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Edward, Bella
Deck the Balls A Tale of Holiday Lovin' reviews
A flight home for Christmas turns into Edward Masen's worst nightmare when he gets stuck seated next to Bella Swan. Will their passion to piss each other off end in lumps of coal or lemons in their stockings? O/S written for SFFR 25 days of Christmas
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,295 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Perhaps reviews
Bella an up and coming music journalist is to interview the famous Edward Masen and his band. Will she resist his bad boy charms and get the job done, when others before her have failed, or will she put her career on the line for one night of pleasure?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,804 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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