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Joined 01-12-10, id: 2214902, Profile Updated: 11-28-12
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter.

Bout time I post something, yeah?

I'm not a writer. I do this for fun and only when it's fun. :)

You can read nearly every fanfic I've written over at LJ. Follow the link above to my homepage.

LJ is like a dumping ground for my blahh stories. Ha!

You can also find me at Insane Journal, Dreamwidth, The Silver Snitch and Adultfanfiction[dot]net under my penname: thepretender501 There will be several fics with varying degrees of success. From horrific to hmm that was pretty decent so...

Have fun!

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My Sweet Prince by heymrstone reviews
It’s been four years since the Battle of Hogwarts, and Draco Malfoy has resided to a quiet, lonely life in muggle London. Of course, Harry Potter is bound to come around and stir things up… HP/DM, EWE. Slash - don't like, don't read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,626 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Experience by SnippyandSnarky reviews
UPDATED AT LAST! Re-edited, reposted and a brand new chapter. Virginal Hermione wants some experience, but Draco and Harry are fighting over who's going to give it to her. Who will win?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,649 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P.
A Scar Away From Falling Apart by ElaineMalfoy88 reviews
This Dramione is inspired by some of the epics, a tad satiric. badboy/sexgod/slut/slightlyemo draco suddenly becomes very interested in Hermione as his new "conquest." will she give in and get in over her head? rating for lang, smut, violence dot dot dot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,696 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Louisa's Vday story by ElaineMalfoy88 reviews
This is a one shot, smut story my 1st one I wrote for Alabaster Princess. It's also been britpicked and edited by her! After a long potions class Professor Snape and his favourite Slytherin head girl let loose.smut naturally
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Experience by angeldevotee reviews
HP/HG/DM love triangle. Hermione decides to let Draco seduce her. Harry gets involved and sparks begin to fly between them as well. Who will Hermione choose?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,750 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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A Whisper and a Kiss reviews
In which Harry and Ron spend Christmas Eve in Ron's attic bedroom...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Looking Through The Glass reviews
Harry is delighted to receive a gift from Draco, but let's not forget Draco is a Slytherin. Warnings: EWE, Slash, language, sexy situations, drabble 500 words
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
More Than Just an Option reviews
It's Draco's turn to plan Secret Santa for the Auror Department. Harry of course, isn't very happy about it. Warnings: slashy, hint of bondage, EWE, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sunrise At Dusk reviews
Harry is inexplicably more attractive with each passing year and Draco isn't exactly sure how he feels about this phenomenon. Warnings- slash, AU, fluff, gay sex, shameless political propaganda, Americans
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
So Scared of Breaking It reviews
-just a little more then. He knew he shouldn't but he twirled the satin strings around his fingers and pulled tighter. Warnings: INCEST, gay sex semi explicit , breathplay, kinkiness, possibly underage I mean how long does Regulus live anyway?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Breathe Out, So I Can Breathe You In reviews
It's the hottest day of the year and even though he should be complaining, Ron finds there's something perfect in it. Warinings: Fluff and slashy sex stuff and slightly Auish
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
One of Those Nights reviews
In which Harry is very lucky and possibly an alcoholic and Draco is- well, Draco is beautiful in more ways than one .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Passion Playground reviews
Draco has almost convinced himself he's straight...that is until he's introduced to Passion Alley, the gay wizards' playground. Guess who he finds there... **Warnings** slut!Harry and virgin!Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,515 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Everything I Can't Have reviews
Severus Snape finds out firsthand, that the prettiest people do the ugliest things. Lucius/Draco, Severus/Draco *Warnings* INCEST! M/M, Angst, UST, Exhib, Voy, Angst, and most importantly INCEST, don't say you were not warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Thunderstorm reviews
Harry is not a big fan of thunder and lightning. Flufftastic!Harry. *Warnings* underage 17 , slash, takes place during DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete