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Incredibly Weird World of IMSwan by staceleo reviews
Being a teenager is annoying enough. Add in your new town being overrun by vampires and you have nothing but trouble. This is the story of the incredibly weird world of Isabella Swan. Just another reimagining of Twilight in the fan fiction world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,564 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 1/1 - Bella, Edward
Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,217 - Reviews: 4910 - Favs: 4,926 - Follows: 6,276 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
Impact by nise7465 reviews
Please note- On June 1, 2014, Impact was removed from this site. Thank you for your love and support during the run of this story. Tragedy strikes neurologist and paraplegic Edward, but instead of finding only pain in the hospital, he meets a beauty from his past who has suffered just as much. Sometimes hurting and healing walk hand in hand, and the impact continues. : AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,648 - Reviews: 4060 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Opposite Effect by staceleo reviews
Bella Swan didn't believe that opposites attract, until Edward Cullen and his awful hair came into her orbit. A comedy about finding love in the most unlikely of places.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,848 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Masen Manor by drotuno reviews
Masen Manor, home to a prestigious boarding school, Masen Academy. An immortal hiding from the world has his faith tested by a hundred-year-old fortune and a broken, silent girl. AU…E/B…Slightly OOC…Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 279,091 - Reviews: 7711 - Favs: 2,657 - Follows: 2,470 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
*NOW WITH A FINAL EPILOGUE* After a mortifying first meeting, teacher/fanfiction writer, Bella, finds fic-inspiration in distracting, hot-headed, player-of-a-neighbor, Edward. But she really shouldn't judge a book by its cover. And she just might faint when she discovers who's reading her new fic. Art imitates life imitates art. A fic in a fic. AH/Canon Couples/UST/Humor/Love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 535,961 - Reviews: 21689 - Favs: 5,764 - Follows: 5,816 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Broken Hearts Club by TheFicChick reviews
"I'm not ready for this." She looks apologetic and scared and tiny, and he wants to give her a hug, even as she's speaking the truth of his own heart. (A Valentine's Day one-shot.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,908 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 168 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Little Green and Easybella by BettiGefecht reviews
She only remembers a silent kid, he doesn't remember her at all. When they meet again years later, they feel a connection that isn't of this world - - - ExB; AH; Rated M. Autism; age gap; unconditional love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 137,423 - Reviews: 5567 - Favs: 2,988 - Follows: 3,325 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4223 - Favs: 3,717 - Follows: 3,183 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Antiques Roadshow by aerobee82 reviews
I took an antique in for appraisal, only to find a much rarer treasure. I met Bella Swan on Antiques Roadshow, and PBS would never want for funds again. Canon couples, Vamps/Humans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,260 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10606 - Favs: 11,684 - Follows: 12,375 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Failure to Thrive by Julesnerd reviews
Bella is sexually unfulfilled after four horrible encounters. She meets Edward Masen, and things begin to change. Edward is sexally insatiable and Bella has been told she's frigid. B/E/AH/AU/OOC. Rated M for a reason! Lemons to follow. Humor/Sarcasm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 195,999 - Reviews: 2420 - Favs: 3,458 - Follows: 2,613 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella: The Vampire Slayer by Voldivoice reviews
Bella is one of the new slayers called in the finale of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Enter her world, fresh out of the academy, as she encounters a new form of vampire in her home town of Forks. Weapon proof bronze-haired vampires were not in the handbook!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,856 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Bella, Edward
She Gives Me Religion by Liz Lemon Bennett reviews
A foul-mouth seminarian meets a just widowed bride in the brink of despair. A late in life coming of age story, Bella and Edward learn to have faith in themselves and each other. Started as a Cherry Exchange o/s, now full length.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,539 - Reviews: 4358 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 2,003 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Edward, Bella
For Whom The Bell Tolls by CyraBear reviews
There's a dusty old bookstore in Seattle where the proprietor keeps odd hours and knows the location of every book in his stock. What surprises hide in its stacks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 130,447 - Reviews: 4337 - Favs: 2,606 - Follows: 2,497 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe by joss859 reviews
Edward is an actor adored for his role as Jack Lion. Bella is a wardrobe manager dreaming of her perfect Edward.Will he fall under her spell? Join the Lion,the Witch & the Wardrobe on a four-day movie shoot filled with endless misunderstandings & passion.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 101,836 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Edward, Bella
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14409 - Favs: 7,369 - Follows: 5,301 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3777 - Favs: 3,770 - Follows: 3,263 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Handbook for Vampires by MeilleurCafe reviews
When all else fails, read the instruction manual, right? Bella finds a book on Carlisle's shelf that intrigues her. Even though it's old and outdated, she and Edward find it's not exactly useless. Playful, lemony O/S. All vamp; post-BD; no Renesmee.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,624 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4253 - Favs: 4,117 - Follows: 4,666 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Don't Believe You by Virginia May reviews
Written for the Scene Stealers Contest-2010. Edward didn't believe Bella's reasons for going through with their wedding plans so easily. Can Bella convince him that waiting to do things properly is what she really wants? BPOV; AU Eclipse-Chapter 27.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,173 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Way the Cookie Crumbles by Lovin In The Oven Contest reviews
Every baker has a little magic inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,479 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Disciplined Breakdown by ahealthyaddiction reviews
Bella Swan is smart and capable, beautiful and determined: the picture of success. The truth? It's only her mask that's flawless, and she's desperate to stay hidden. He threatens her resolve; he might help save her. Can she let him? AU, all human, lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 131,951 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5252 - Favs: 4,718 - Follows: 4,117 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How Dirty Boys Get Clean by luvcali76 reviews
EB. It's two days before the wedding and Bella has a plan. A two-parter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,886 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete