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Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
After a mortifying first meeting, fan-fic writer, Bella, finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor, Edward. She thinks he's a player. He thinks she's crazy. But don't judge a book by its cover. There's more there than meets the eye. And Bella might just faint when she discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. EDIT & RE-POST IN PROGRESS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 383,640 - Reviews: 24562 - Favs: 6,380 - Follows: 6,475 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
Playing Cops and Vloggers by LyricalKris reviews
So you're standing in line for coffee, minding your own business, when a sexy cop with nerdy tattoos walks into your life. Soon, you have yourself a sexy, nerdy cop boyfriend who rocks your world. Cops can't be seen on social media, did you know that? Bella didn't. That was going to be a challenge considering she made her living as a vlogger who documented her so-called nerdy life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,938 - Reviews: 1631 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 2,044 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 3/14 - Bella, Edward
Emma Matthews by Anton M reviews
Isabella has been cooperating with the DEA under her father's nose. A video footage reveals her involvement, her brother murders their father, and she agrees to be a key witness in federal criminal cases against an ex-judge, a congressman, and an array of criminals, including her brother. Olderward, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 112,669 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 9/16/2015 - Edward, Bella
Drinking Problems by badjujube reviews
"How can you teach a vampire to abstain from humans?" I asked Carlisle. "Starve them and take them to the zoo?" He shook his head at me and smiled. "Rehab," he said. Rehab for vampires. It was the worst idea I'd ever heard.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,558 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Edward, Bella
Alaska by Anton M reviews
Complete. For two years, Bella's had a cotton candy romance going on with her taciturn best friend. In her head. So after catching bits and pieces of Edward's unusual upbringing, Bella pays a visit to Alaska. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 104,192 - Reviews: 3837 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 1,750 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Snowfall Kind of Love by TheFicChick reviews
There's one thing on my grown-up Christmas list, and while it includes a number of specifics in varying degrees of dirtiness, it really all boils to the one thing I've wanted for a year and a half: a do-gooder with unruly hair and a Mister Rogers sweater, and a lifetime of nights that would land me squarely on the naughty list.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,622 - Reviews: 1960 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 12/1/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Something Beautiful Remains by Bethesda Gray reviews
"When your child has died, your last task as their mother is to grieve them." Bella returns to Forks with empty arms and an aching heart. In her past is a lost child, a broken marriage, and a beloved parent gone. In her future is Edward Cullen and his strange family. What do they want from her? Can a heart thrice broken bear the risk of making a new start? Vampire AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,622 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 3/5/2015
No Amount of Sound by bicyclesarecool reviews
Head of promotions at a small Seattle radio station, Edward Cullen hesitates to think that he'd much rather just be dead-until his new intern, Bella Swan, makes him second guess himself. Learning to move on, learning to breathe, and maybe a little bit of falling in love. au/ah/ooc. m for language. one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,216 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/22/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mosaic of a Broken Heart by NewTwilightFan reviews
Bella doesn't let people in easily. When she does, she commits absolutely - to family, to friends, to love. With a blossoming career and a fiance she adores, there isn't much more she expects out of life. Then, a crushing revelation derails her dreams and fractures her sense of self. Gluing the pieces back together isn't easy when you can't find them all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 85,811 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Bella, Edward
Little Green and Easybella by BettiGefecht reviews
She only remembers a silent kid, he doesn't remember her at all. When they meet again years later, they feel a connection that isn't of this world - - - ExB; AH; Rated M. Autism; age gap; unconditional love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 144,297 - Reviews: 5784 - Favs: 3,225 - Follows: 3,563 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
Incredibly Weird World of IMSwan by staceleo reviews
Being a teenager is annoying enough. Add in your new town being overrun by vampires and you have nothing but trouble. This is the story of the incredibly weird world of Isabella Swan. Just another reimagining of Twilight in the fan fiction world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,457 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When the Moon Fell in Love with the Sun by Mejhiren reviews
"It's something out of an old tale: a golden young man in a white bearskin, striking strange bargains with desperate souls on the cruelest night of winter." AU fic, based on the fairy tale "East of the Sun & West of the Moon." Peeta Mellark, winner of the 74th Hunger Games, returns from his Victory Tour to make the starving Everdeens an offer they can't refuse.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 296,837 - Reviews: 3202 - Favs: 3,391 - Follows: 4,248 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 8/17/2012 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.]
Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,217 - Reviews: 4993 - Favs: 5,269 - Follows: 6,582 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
Impact by nise7465 reviews
Please note- On June 1, 2014, Impact was removed from this site. Thank you for your love and support during the run of this story. Tragedy strikes neurologist and paraplegic Edward, but instead of finding only pain in the hospital, he meets a beauty from his past who has suffered just as much. Sometimes hurting and healing walk hand in hand, and the impact continues. : AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,648 - Reviews: 4064 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Opposite Effect by staceleo reviews
Bella Swan didn't believe that opposites attract, until Edward Cullen and his awful hair came into her orbit. A comedy about finding love in the most unlikely of places.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,848 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Masen Manor by drotuno reviews
Masen Manor, home to a prestigious boarding school, Masen Academy. An immortal hiding from the world has his faith tested by a hundred-year-old fortune and a broken, silent girl. AU…E/B…Slightly OOC…Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 279,091 - Reviews: 8011 - Favs: 3,109 - Follows: 2,549 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Broken Hearts Club by TheFicChick reviews
"I'm not ready for this." She looks apologetic and scared and tiny, and he wants to give her a hug, even as she's speaking the truth of his own heart. (A Valentine's Day one-shot.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,908 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 195 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nirvana Next Door by Boom-Boom Jones reviews
"I am going to make myself known to Bella Swan and rock her sexy little world." Edward Masen is seventeen, restricted to four walls, and hormonally stimulated. What else is there besides Bella Swan, the new star of his nightly dreams? -Entry for the Make Me Laugh Contest. AH, Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,534 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4262 - Favs: 4,015 - Follows: 3,213 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Prism by Anna Faze reviews
A father and daughter, bound by blood and torn apart by secrets. There are a hundred versions of the truth, it all depends which way the light shines. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,848 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
Antiques Roadshow by aerobee82 reviews
I took an antique in for appraisal, only to find a much rarer treasure. I met Bella Swan on Antiques Roadshow, and PBS would never want for funds again. Canon couples, Vamps/Humans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,260 - Reviews: 1599 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10670 - Favs: 11,902 - Follows: 12,524 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Failure to Thrive by Julesnerd reviews
Bella is sexually unfulfilled after four horrible encounters. She meets Edward Masen, and things begin to change. Edward is sexally insatiable and Bella has been told she's frigid. B/E/AH/AU/OOC. Rated M for a reason! Lemons to follow. Humor/Sarcasm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 195,999 - Reviews: 2432 - Favs: 3,579 - Follows: 2,618 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella: The Vampire Slayer by Voldivoice reviews
Bella is one of the new slayers called in the finale of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Enter her world, fresh out of the academy, as she encounters a new form of vampire in her home town of Forks. Weapon proof bronze-haired vampires were not in the handbook!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,856 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Bella, Edward
She Gives Me Religion by Liz Lemon Bennett reviews
A foul-mouth seminarian meets a just widowed bride in the brink of despair. A late in life coming of age story, Bella and Edward learn to have faith in themselves and each other. Started as a Cherry Exchange o/s, now full length.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,539 - Reviews: 4359 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 2,011 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Edward, Bella
For Whom The Bell Tolls by CyraBear reviews
There's a dusty old bookstore in Seattle where the proprietor keeps odd hours and knows the location of every book in his stock. What surprises hide in its stacks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 130,447 - Reviews: 4452 - Favs: 2,701 - Follows: 2,524 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe by joss859 reviews
Edward is an actor adored for his role as Jack Lion. Bella is a wardrobe manager dreaming of her perfect Edward.Will he fall under her spell? Join the Lion,the Witch & the Wardrobe on a four-day movie shoot filled with endless misunderstandings & passion.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 101,836 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Edward, Bella
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14495 - Favs: 7,632 - Follows: 5,350 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3784 - Favs: 3,837 - Follows: 3,254 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Handbook for Vampires by MeilleurCafe reviews
When all else fails, read the instruction manual, right? Bella finds a book on Carlisle's shelf that intrigues her. Even though it's old and outdated, she and Edward find it's not exactly useless. Playful, lemony O/S. All vamp; post-BD; no Renesmee.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,624 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4276 - Favs: 4,183 - Follows: 4,695 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Don't Believe You by Virginia May reviews
Written for the Scene Stealers Contest-2010. Edward didn't believe Bella's reasons for going through with their wedding plans so easily. Can Bella convince him that waiting to do things properly is what she really wants? BPOV; AU Eclipse-Chapter 27.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,173 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Way the Cookie Crumbles by Lovin In The Oven Contest reviews
Every baker has a little magic inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,479 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Disciplined Breakdown by ahealthyaddiction reviews
Bella Swan is smart and capable, beautiful and determined: the picture of success. The truth? It's only her mask that's flawless, and she's desperate to stay hidden. He threatens her resolve; he might help save her. Can she let him? AU, all human, lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 131,951 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5270 - Favs: 4,802 - Follows: 4,125 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How Dirty Boys Get Clean by luvcali76 reviews
EB. It's two days before the wedding and Bella has a plan. A two-parter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,886 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete