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Joined 05-30-02, id: 221520
Author has written 14 stories for Good Morning Miami, and M*A*S*H.

Jerry: You're crazy.
Kramer: Am I? Or am I so sane you just blew your mind?

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Blue by MizzMarvel reviews
Sixteen year old Jeff Schafer returns to Stoneybrook under less than happy circumstances, and discovers a few things about himself. SLASH if you don't like it, don't read, don't review. Newly Updated, Chapter 13.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,895 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 5/23/2004
All's Fair by moosemaster reviews
Commencing Project 'Out Hawkeye'... is he or isn't he? B.J. and Charles are determined to find out. [slash AND het]
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 12/26/2004
Amsterdam! Amsterdam! by Celica60 reviews
The BSC accompanies the Kilbournes to Amsterdam. Stacey discovers an underage brothel, Claudia eats magic brownies, Jessi goes rastafarian, and Mallory is a dork. COMPLETE.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,637 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/18/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
Caludia Keeshi: Middel Skol Mamma by Celica60 reviews
After ten years in the eighth grade, will Claudia finally graduate? COMPLETE.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,316 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/18/2004 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Complete
Closure by moosemaster reviews
Sparked by the letters of a broken Hawkeye, BJ starts to feel what he never felt all those years ago, while being tortured by guilt and memories of what could have been, what is, and what might come to be... (slight slash: BJHawkeye)
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,463 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 1/27/2004
What If There's No Tomorrow? by Skymouth reviews
Radar wrestles with his feelings towards a certain cross-dressing gyspsy. My first MASHslash KlingerRadar
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Radar O., M. Klinger - Complete
Drenching Contrast by TakenHawkeye reviews
After the war, a brief meeting between BJ and Hawkeye. People change, in ways you never dare imagine. Will review those who review me.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2004
Napoleon Complex by campylobacter reviews
Frohike makes sweet love to a pastry.
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Frohike, Byers - Complete
Persimmon by Meredith Bronwen Mallory reviews
After her disasterous marriage to Donald, Margaret has the pleasure of falling in love again.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,531 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2003
Offer Up Your Last Defense by Meredith Bronwen Mallory reviews
The bonds created at the 4077th may extend beyond what the personel consider 'reality'.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,906 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/21/2002 - Published: 12/12/2002
Transformation by DarkChilde2 reviews
SLASH, Hawkeye/BJ, How easily, life is changed.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2002
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love is a place reviews
A spring day away. BJxHawkeye
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Hawkeye P., BJ H. - Complete
Unless First A Dream reviews
When he dreams of BJ, it's a jarring albeit welcome escape from his frequent nightmares. BJxHawkeye
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Hawkeye P., BJ H. - Complete
Araneidae reviews
Colonel Potter was always taught to leave the spider webs alone. Implied BJxHawkeye slash.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2007 - BJ H., Hawkeye P. - Complete
Fire and Ice reviews
What if Hawkeye, and not Trapper, had been the one to leave? TrapperxBJ slash
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,417 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 5/16/2005 - BJ H., Trapper M.
Moonlight Sonata reviews
Dusk and Beethoven in the background, three swamp rats muse and reflect. No slash! I can't believe it.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/19/2005
Correlation reviews
Hawkeye uses synonyms to wax his own version of poetic about BJ. Beware cheese, fluff, and suckitude.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Hawkeye P., BJ H. - Complete
Monsoon Season reviews
Is playing in the rain worth catching cold? BJxHawkeye
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Hawkeye P., BJ H. - Complete
Follow Through reviews
Post-Welcome To Korea. HawkeyeBJ fluff-in which Hawkeye tells BJ a little story.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2004
Careful reviews
Be careful or you'll hurt yourself...mild slash.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Hawkeye P., BJ H.
The Trouble With Love Is reviews
P/J. A whiff of humor? I swore I'd never love again/I swore my heart would never mend/Said love wasn't worth the pain/But then I hear him call my name.
Good Morning Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2003
Espérances Abaissées reviews
Expectations were all she had left. If she let her guard down long enough, they fell to the floor, leaving her to stare dumbly at him, not expecting him to do anything but stare dumbly back, shifting his gaze more than once to the leggy redhead behind him
Good Morning Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/9/2003
The Night Is For Stargazing reviews
P/J sappy fluff. You know I couldn't stay Penny/Gavin for long! Just a little Penny/Jake Vignette. Follows nothing, precedes nothing. Just a bit of an attempt at sappy AU fun.
Good Morning Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/27/2003
Burning Flames reviews
Penny/Gavin *ducks* Hey, read before you criticize! There is a missing scene from the season finale (aka One Flu Over The Cuckold's Nest.) So I think I'm going to do that.
Good Morning Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2003
The Significance Of A Rose reviews
P/J. Primarily sappy sloppy Angsty crap. Post "Mutt and Jake". "It's just a flower, Jake. You can't solve everything by sending me flowers." "But it's a rose." "So?"
Good Morning Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/6/2003