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Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Not much to say, I like to read more than i like to write, as you can see from my lack of fics. I enjoy a variety of different animes, not limited to just Naruto. Now I may not agree with what kishimoto is doing with Naruto, but it is his so if he felt like it he could end it today with out a reason so I'm not going to complain. CoughJirayaCough...

I do not own anything pertaining to the lyrics/songs of Manowar Nor do i own Naruto. So now at least if someone sues me i can laugh at them.

Alright! time for my ideas! reading the manga and watching episodes of Naruto has lead me to have a few theories about some of the jutsu that are used. WARNING! Spoilers ahead! don't complain to me after you've read them. I warned you.

1). Kage bunshin no Jutsu: A.K.A. Shadow Clone Jutsu:

This one is extremely interesting. after seeing the elemental training Naruto did with Kakashi and Yamato I came up with this. When using the Kage bun. it takes the chakra of a person and divides it up between however many clones were made. its the only logical reason for the kyuubi randomly taking over the clones during training. My theory is that it takes the users whole body and divides it among the clones. thus making every clone the "real" person. which is also the reason Neji's eyes were fooled. However I also believe there is a key clone, which is more "real" than the others. this also has other applications. it could be used as a teleportation jutsu. making one clone, sending it somewhere then dispelling yourself making the clone the original. the smoke is another useful application. instead of smoke i've read stories where is was poison or acid of some form. this is an extremely good idea kudos to you who used it.

2). The Harishin (sp?) A.K.A. The Flying Thunder God Tech.:

Also interesting. looking at the jutsu I believe Minato found a way to break his body down on a molecular level using lightning based elemental chakra. This also explains why he needed the special kunai, them being a lightning rod of sorts, Allowing for some form of control over the jutsu. However this also leads me to wonder. what would happen if someone managed to rip the seal tag as he was using the jutsu? would he be able to reform? Many writers use the excuse of Minato having some sort of bloodline to explain other people not being able to use this tech. I do not believe this to be true. if it were Jiraya would not be able to use the Rasengan, thus Naruto would not be able to learn it.

3). Iruka:

Oh c'mon! do you honestly think a ninja village would trust a mere chunnin with the job of teaching the new recruits? I don't think so. What if the academy were to be attacked? I think Iruka is ANBU lvl at the very least. it doesn't make sense otherwise. srsly, its a military village. would you leave the teaching of new recruits to a newbie?

Original tech. ideas (ask permission to use.)

4). Futon: Rasenbakudan A.K.A. Wind Release: Spiraling Sphere bomb: (S-rank kinjutsu, best used with the element of surprise)

One of my original tech.s. Naruto makes an exploding clone and two shadow clones. the shadow clones makes a rasengan in each hand, the exploding clone attaches itself to the opponent halting mobility. the shadow clones then rush them, slamming a double rasengan into their chest. as the person is repelled by the force of the duel rasengan the clone on their back explodes. extremely hard to pull off, but if Naruto manages it your pretty much screwed. however if you know its coming it wouldn't be that hard to avoid.

5). Taijutsu style: Sho-ro Rei A.K.A fighting style: The Weeping Soul

another of mine, this style focuses on forcing wind elemental chakra out of the fist at the point of impact. shredding muscles & organs, but leaving the skin intact. this is a combination of tsunade's strength tech. and the gentle fist style. powerful punches with internal destruction. this style, while extremely powerful is dangerous to use. constant amounts of wind chakra need to make the style effective causes the muscles in the hands to rip in several places. normally this would cause a buildup of scar tissue in the hands causing massive arthritis eventually causing the user to lose all use of their hands., but thanks to Naruto's little secret, the wounds don't develop scar tissue, but the longer he uses the style the more it hurts, and it takes more time for kyuubi to heal him. ((the person who teaches the style to naruto doesn't use wind chakra for the style thus no muscle damage.))

DON'T READ IF YOU DONT LIKE SWEARING. By reading the following you agree you are of legal age and absolve the author of all blame. (srsly if you cant control your own kids while they are online consider the fact that at least they aren't watching porn. Yet...)

OK! Rant time!!

People, its called spell check. Fucking use it. I can understand people occasionally misspell a word that the program wont catch because its a different word or it won't be in the programs dictionary so it will show up as a bad word, but c'mon people Google exists for a fucking reason!

Another thing. there are two U's in alot of the names in Naruto. 2! count with me 1. 2.! see? not fucking hard. Hyuuga. Kyuubi. its not fucking difficult. if your going to write a fan fic for something do some fucking research first. At least KNOW about the fucking show.

Also, don't try to write japanese into your fic unless its a jutsu, or you can speak the language fluently. Seriously, it just looks fucking retarded.

And another thing, If your going to write a lemon into your fic read some porn for Christ's sake! nothing turns me off from a story faster than a shitty lemon. Practice it first. Also stop making naruto's dick like 10 feet long. It just gets annoying after a while.

If your not going to be writing for a while let us know! How fucking hard is it to say your not gonna be here for a period of time?! the only excuse if you suddenly lose your internet and have no way to get on. (Hiatus exists for a fucking reason!)

Ok i wanna stress this fact with Hinata. she stutters around Naruto cause she likes him. she does not stutter all the time! she is a soft spoken person, and she has confidence issues. but the only person she stutters around is Naruto. stop making it seem like she has a speech problem, jeeze!

Srsly fucktards stop using the whole "my kits were killed by orochi. please avenge them for me and i'll love you and fuck you and blah blah blah." its srsly starting to piss me off. It has been revealed that Madara, using his Sharingan, pushed the kyuubi into a blind rage somehow in order to get rid of the fourth Hokage because he wasn't strong enough to kill him himself. ((all I can say is Valhalla help him if Naruto finds out.)) now go back to chapter one or whatever chapter you bitches wrote that trash on and change it. And I swear to god if one more person makes the Kyuubi call Naruto "Kit" I'm gonna kill someone.

And last but certainly not least, DONT SNEAK LITTLE "AN:" OR (BLAH BLAH BLAH) IN YOUR STORY. WAIT TILL THE FUCKING END! HOLY FUCKING ZOMBIE CHRIST YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH IT PISSES ME OFF WHEN I'M READING A PERFECTLY GOOD FIC AND YOU FUCKING GHEY DICK-WEEDS SNEAK A LITTLE STUPID FUCKING COMMENTs IN IT. STOP IT!

Rant end. Phew! i feel alot better...

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Jiraiya's Last Student by zentary reviews
After coming back from one of his missions, Jiraiya finds his 10 year old godson not being taken care of, Jiraiya decides to take Naruto away and train him. How will everything change? NaruHina strong Naruto AU. A little Sasuke and Sakura bashing in the beginning but none later on. The story was made before the foxes name got revealed deal with it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 150,328 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 2,268 - Follows: 2,245 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Howl by A Darker Heaven reviews
Kurt Hummel is a young werewolf just trying to survive high school. As the son of the pack leader and a gifted male capable of bearing children, he is coveted by the other werewolf boys. However, it is the human, Puck, who is there in his time of need.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,170 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
One In Four by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
When Blaine finds out that Kurt's not being entirely honest with him about who he is, things go to hell in a handbasket pretty damn quickly. Things in Kurt's head were never as simple as they seemed. TRIGGER HEAVY. NOW COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 96 - Words: 254,333 - Reviews: 2047 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 201,420 - Reviews: 4039 - Favs: 5,373 - Follows: 3,761 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,234 - Reviews: 3778 - Favs: 3,451 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Freedom has a Price by Bleedndreamz reviews
Naruto had a problem. He had no one to train him for the chunin exams, but more importantly, he had no one in life there for him that would also judge him. So naturally he was desperate. Yet you know what they say... "Desperation only attracts vultures."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 175,346 - Reviews: 2630 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 2,226 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T.
The Seldom Seen Kid by Lazycatgirl reviews
What would have happened if Naruto had a different childhood. Instead of taking after his mother in personality what if he not only looked like his dad but had a similar personality too. As well as being supported by the Sarutobi clan. Smartish Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 228,972 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 2,327 - Follows: 2,459 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Naruto U.
Witchborn: Stiles Revenge by LLN reviews
Stiles is out of the woods but the memories of that night changed everything. With the power of the Witchborn...Whatever Stiles wants? Stiles gets! And what Stiles desires most is...Revenge! The die is cast...Beware the touch of the Witchborn
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,836 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Stiles, Derek H., Peter H., OC - Complete
When You're the Best of Friends by xLessxThanx3x reviews
AU. Puck and Kurt hold hands, cuddle, know each other's biggest secrets, and make the other a priority...but they've just been best friends for years. Based on a Puckurt meme prompt. Multi-chapter. Prompt inside. Eventual Puckurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 158,624 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7713 - Favs: 8,098 - Follows: 7,672 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Replaceable by StarSwathi reviews
Kurt's life spirals out of his control but he finds help in the unlikeliest people.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 181,669 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Guardian Angel by Night Shade 1427 reviews
What if Naruto hadn't really been alone? With the spirit of his father and the Kyuubi by his side, things will turn out differently for Naruto as he goes on the path to becoming the Hokage and reclaiming his rightful name... MinafemKyuu;KakaIru;ShikaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 158,737 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 2,553 - Follows: 2,494 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Minato N.
Naruto Uzumaki: the Orange Beast of Konoha by supremebandit reviews
My take on a Naruto trained with Gai story
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,226 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Naruto U., Gai M.
Collar by Silent Magi reviews
In Konoha there is only one rule that you have to know... Dominate or be dominated. Naruto Uzumaki is a young master starting out on his journey into a world where a collar and leash are stronger than any jutsu. Rated for content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,823 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Naruto U.
The Epic True Impending Love Story by SKurtHEvans reviews
The Epic True Impending Love Story of Fishlips and Ladyface-After moving to Lima, Ohio, Sam Evans was prepared to hate his new life, but with the fierce countertenor, Kurt Hummel, at his side, he found the good and fell in love along the way.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 31,764 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Sex Slave by Brunette Chic reviews
People are born with specific roles in life;housewife,businessman,army person, singers, etc. Kurt was born with a role...sex slave. AU Puckurt Read and Review!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,809 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
Puck's Master by NastifaceX reviews
Sorry for the sucky title, y'all! Puck knows he's a badass, but he still can't help wishing Kurt Hummel,of all people, would order him around...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Lay You Down by Raijahn reviews
"You've been watching him closely all day, waiting for the slightest indication that his façade is about to crack." Contains spoilers for S3 finale.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Daddies by GirlFromTheWest reviews
Kurt and Blaine celebrate their 7th wedding anniversary by deciding to begin a family. What follows are their adventures, from deciding to become parents to their son's 18th birthday. Join us, won't you? Our favorite boys are going to be amazing parents!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,716 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ravenclaw Rebels by Silent Magi reviews
Book 1: It's the first year for young Harry, and things just don't seem to be shaping up for him at all. But there is hope, as his first friend arrives like a shining beacon of hope in a sea of turmoil... Sadly that light only leads to chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,031 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
What Brings Us Closer Together by CrazedLunatic reviews
When Kurt is attacked, Blaine instantly leaves college to take care of him. With one decision, their entire relationship is changed and their futures reshaped. It also makes everyone around them realize just how close they really are. AU.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 409,852 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I Feel The Chemicals Kicking In by Pyrofrickenmaniac reviews
Kurt gets a "little problem" whenever he's around his boyfriend, Blaine. Finn tries to help, Kurt in a skirt, public handjob, 69, blowjobs, shower sex, first times, soreness, the nervous Game, pool parties, car sex, and love! Fluff Slash Klaine M
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,823 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Troubles of a Genderly Confused Teen by Lanky Nathan reviews
Naruto awakes to find that he cannot control when or where his sexy jutsu will activate. The only thing he can say for sure is that his day thoroughly sucks. Naruto/Naruko friendship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,525 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Tales from Facebook by Rae2themax reviews
Facebook fic. Facebook is a wonderful thing... Kurt/Blaine or Klaine. Due to all the positive feedback I've gotten from just one chapter, I'm turning this into a series! Updating whenever I can!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,109 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Mind Games by 50whiskey reviews
Puck wants a war, his Focus is Kurt. Kurt hates Puck and Vows to destroy him. Puck likes a challenge. Let the games begin! AU Slash
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 49,641 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Puck, Kurt H.
Naruto no Enton by Abel Sephaos reviews
Five years after the sealing of the Kyuubi, Naruto asks Hiruzen to tell him a story. The elderly man explains to Naruto the 'will of fire', and being only five years old, takes it quite literally as fire.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,874 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Naruto U., Haku
Priorities by Loony4moony816 reviews
Dead or in jail or both by 2030. Puck truly believed it. If it wasn't sooner that that, at least. This is a continuation of the post-Michael fic I posted last week. This is a series of post-ep fics that I call the "Rectifying Canon" series.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
You Give Me the Wings to Fly by JustCallMeObsessed reviews
Kurt didn't know if this boy was straight or gay, how old he was or even his name, but there was something about this boy that made Kurt's heart skip a beat and his brain turn into nothing but incoherent sentences...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 136,206 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Kiss by foraworldundeserving reviews
While the kiss in Original Song was oh-so-beautiful, there's millions of ways those two boys could have shared their first kiss. PROMPT FIC. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 234 - Words: 626,952 - Reviews: 12245 - Favs: 1,985 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Haute Couture by LPBekka reviews
In the year 1889 a young fashion designer by the name of Blaine Anderson is about to meet the love of his life, the most beautiful woman in Paris only to discover that she is not all she seems. Klaine, Warning: Lemon, Cross Dressing, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,140 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Uzumaki Tag Company by Alastor Maelgwyn reviews
Genesis. The beginning of a new era, built upon the foundations of old. The future is uncertain, but an enlightened mind feels no fear. Pure creation. Pure destruction. Such is the new path of Team Seven. Team-Centric, Fuuinjutsu Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,640 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter Flirting 101 by Anime Girl23 reviews
In which Puck and Kurt are nerds and flirt with each other using Harry Potter references. Puck/Kurt slash
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
I'm Not Gonna Teach Him How to Dance With You by littlemusings reviews
Blaine Anderson absolutely couldn't believe it. His gaze lingered on the front cover of Vogue's latest issue, the bright-red embossed words sticking out to him like a sore thumb. Fashion's best, Kurt Hummel, is getting married, and not to him. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,161 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
If You'll Have Me by NotSoSavage reviews
After Kurt and Blaine's breakup, Kurt finds comfort in someone he wouldn't have expected. M for later chapters. Eventual SLASH.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,812 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Taking Different Directions by JoshuaHisbert reviews
What would happen if Blaine had been the one that needed Kurt for help? Blaine's the new kid at McKinley, and Kurt's the only one there who seems to be interested in finding out more about this silent boy.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,877 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Offensive Innocence by Whatsername Lambert reviews
After they both survive a vicious homophobic attack, Blaine is left without his memory and Kurt is left trying to figure out why some people can't tolerate love. / Klaine, obviously.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 150,474 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I'll Be the One to Protect You by JooseBoxx reviews
Kurt's been unaware of the attention he's gotten from two men, but they have a gift to present to him. It's not the type of gift anyone really asks for. DARK content. Rated for abuse, torture and violence. Mentioned rape. Mild Puckurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,929 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Puck, Kurt H.
Goodbye by xSlythStratasfaction reviews
In that dark, desolate stairwell, the place that started it all and would now be the end of everything, Kurt Hummel has to say goodbye to the one thing he promised he'd never let go of.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
My Boyfriend's Back by IceQueenRia reviews
While Puck's in juvie, Karofsky tries his luck with Kurt, spreading vicious rumours and bullying the Gleeks worse than ever when Kurt refuses his advances. But with Puck getting released early, Karofsky better start a running. PucKurt-estab relationship
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,063 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - [Kurt H., Puck] D. Karofsky - Complete
Let Me Go by Raijahn reviews
Written after the video for SOWK was released but before BTW aired. My take on Kurt telling Blaine he's going back to McKinley. First Glee fic, be nice. Reviews LOVE
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Murderous Pair by HeartsHungBehind reviews
canni!Blaine and serial killer!Kurt, don't like don't read. All of Kurt's life, he has endured crushing silence. Blaine shows him a way that he can fill it. Prompt fill for Twenty Words, moved due to M rating from violence, language, and sexual themes
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Oh Dang! by AllenWalker4ever reviews
A.K.A. How Teenage Boys Get Rid of Severe Cases of Blue Ball Syndrome. Puck and Kurt never thought they'd have the same problem, nor that they were the solution to each other's problem. Klaine and Puck/Lauren. Oneshot. Rated M to be safe.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Birthday Spree by T. A. Aberforth reviews
Blaine gets Kurt the best birthday present he's ever had. Blaine gets to share the fun. CanniBlaine/Kurt, SerialKiller!Klaine, and rated M for a very good reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Can't be sexy? by You're killing me now reviews
"Kurt had turned him into a living, breathing teenage hormone." After 2x15, 'Sexy', Kurt visits Blaine and vows this time, he WILL be sexy. And Blaine WILL want more. Klaine, rated T for sexual references.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,147 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Yes, Sir by moonshoesangel reviews
Blaine comes home to find a note from Kurt...oh, tonight is gonna be good. dom!Kurt, sub!Blaine. orgasm denial, spanking, rough sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Sting by xonthefloor reviews
Without even planning it, Puck and Kurt find out that they actually get along when no one is watching. But after sudden twist of events, they'll realize that getting along may not be enough for the two of them.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 293,844 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
GaiSensei by lightning king reviews
What if Kakashi was never a part of Team 7 when they first became genin? Instead their sensei is Might Gai. This surprisingly has many consequences especially concerning one knucklehead ninja. Watch as a new taijutsu/ninjutsu hybrid appears in Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,673 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Naruto U.
There's More to You Than What You're Showing by kml8990 reviews
There's more to Puck than the person he wants everyone to believe he is and Kurt's determine to figure out just what that is. SLASH, Eventual Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,460 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
Gifted by julesmonster reviews
Vampires aren't real, everyone knows that. But if that's true, then why is Kurt suddenly allergic to sunlight and garlic? And why is he almost overwhelmed by the urge to bite Puck? Slash Puck/Kurt; Mild BDSM
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,720 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - [Kurt H., Puck] Finn H., Burt H. - Complete
No thank you, Sam by Angel-with-a-Flower reviews
A spoof on "Green Eggs and Ham", Glee style. Includes my GleeOC Tommy.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Brittany P., Sam E. - Complete
Overheard at Dalton by Miss Carmilla reviews
An unsuspecting Warbler stops by Blaine's dorm room and overhears something he was never meant to overhear. Silly one-shot. Now updated to a two-shot!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Let's Make a Bet by HannahHavoc90 reviews
'Kurt calls Blaine out for being an attention whore', and bets are made. Who will win and what goes to the victor? post Regional's. Klaine. Smut in later chapter. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,260 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Pride by xBleedingBlackRosex reviews
Kurt wants to show his pride...His pride for his sexuality, his boyfriend, and himself. He finally gets his chance, but when an unexpected guest stops by for a visit, Blaine has to remind Kurt of who he is as a person. Sequel to 'Steps to Sexy'. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,326 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Fight Club by julesmonster reviews
Kurt stumbles across a fight club while out wandering late at night. Slash. Puck/Kurt. Rating for language. The amazing cover art by novembertree.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,409 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Master Puck by SilentxWriter reviews
Noah Puckerman is straight. Kurt knows this. So why does he keep imagining being tied up by him? BDSM. slut!Kurt. bisexual!Puck. Full warning inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,089 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
I Bet You My Heart by Kristen36 reviews
Mercedes believes Puck has a crush on Kurt, and makes a bet with him. Kurt Hummel is on a mission to make Puck his boyfriend, no matter what the cost. But as time passes, will the cost become too high for Kurt?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,884 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Don't Tell me What to Do by Kristen36 reviews
Puck always knew he was a badass, but grudgingly admitted there was someone who was even more badass than himself. After taking the advice of the Queen of Badasses herself, Puck begins to realize he shouldn't be ashamed of who he is. Eventual Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,536 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Puck, Kurt H.
Of Fists and Toes by IceQueenRia reviews
When Kurt transfers back to McKinley, Puck offers to teach the boy self-defence perhaps having an ulterior motive initially reluctant, Kurt finds himself accepting the offer when Puck agrees to let him paint his toenails. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Rebels by Sweet Clementine reviews
Sometimes Kurt and Blaine feel rebellious. They want to have sex and don't care who sees them or says they can't. Fluffy times, Smutty times, and Smuffy times. You can tell by my warnings/rating which one is smuff or smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,997 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
URPWAK by Ultraviolet-Ink reviews
Request response - History appears to be repeating itself as the Klaine children decide to throw a party. David and Wes intend to make the children learn from their own mistakes - how do they do this? Through writing, of course.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2011 - David, Wes - Complete
Sometimes You Need More Than Courage by xSlythStratasfaction reviews
After having another one of his terrible recurring nightmares, Kurt is consoled by Blaine. It is during this consolation that Kurt realizes that he really knows absolutely nothing about Mr. Blaine Anderson. So, what's the backstory behind this dreamboat?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,227 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Klaine, As Told By David and Wes by Ultraviolet-Ink reviews
When David and Wes do something, they don't do it by halves. So when David suggests they document 'Klaine' in all of its entirety, it's not going to be some half-arsed job - they're pulling out all the stops.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,769 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Starvation Sucks by PteraWaters reviews
Kurt's condition has never been a problem before, but Blaine's gone for the summer and Kurt gets hungry. Who could he possibly go to for help? Puck/Kurt and Blaine/Kurt slash.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,351 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Just Like in Fairy Tales by emquin reviews
Little Mermaid inspired. Klaine AU mid-NBK. Blaine is looking for love. Kurt is tired of being bullied. An incident, and an opportunity with heavy consequences brings them together, but have they found what they've been looking for?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,634 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Can You Feel the Love Tonight by Chidney reviews
A fluffy little Klaine Oneshot. The Warblers are in New York for Nationals, and Blaine and Kurt shares a room, watching the Lion King at the Hotel.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Guy Talk by Jaddy Smith reviews
What do Puck and the guys from Glee really talk about in the locker rooms? ONESHOT! Purtness - Kurt/Puck. Rated R. Xoxo
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Naruto: The God of Fuinjutsu by beast keeper 9 reviews
What would've happened if Naruto was given a book of Fuinjutsu. Well the outcome is quite simple He becomes The God of Fuinjutsu. NaruXHina, Sasuke bashing, but not until sometime later in the story. Based on what Kushina said about the Uzumaki clan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 44 - Words: 175,706 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Bubblegum Kliss by CassidySmith15 reviews
Blaine comes over to hang out with Kurt. What happens when he has a random bubblegum craving? Set after 'original song.' 3 KLAINE 3 *includes Kliss!* I suck at summaries PLEASE READ!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Of Teddy Bears and Clues by Kaeru Basho reviews
In which Blaine is a total romantic-wannabe dork even when popping up the question. "Come on, Kurt. Marry meeeeeee " FUTURE!KLAINE, CUTE & LOTSA FLUFF.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Operation Éclair by My Dearest Sally Sparrow reviews
When Klaine breaks up, Facebook users hears all about it. When St. Hummel happens, Facebook hears about. And thus, New Directions and the Warblers team up to form Operation Éclair: save Kurt Hummel from the devil. T for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Troid A Bhuachtaint To Win A Fight by PreviouslyDead reviews
Because Blaine is nothing, if not a Knight In Shining Armour. Based on what I thought should happen with the promo of Blaine shoving Karofsky. May become MultiChap.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dirty, sexy: Corruption, Lies, and Secrets by MaddenedByMercury reviews
After the Gap fiasco, with Kurt as best his freind, Blaine wants life to stay the same. But he changes his mind when Kurt starts dating someone, and its not just anybody. Its the same boy who used and manipulated Blaine. post Silly Love Songs
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,970 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Take a Bite of My Heart Tonight by xLessxThanx3x reviews
Puck and Kurt have been secretly dating for a while and everything is going well, except for one little thing. The problem? Kurt's a biter and the Glee club is convinced that those marks on Puck's chest mean Puck's in trouble. Oops. Puckurt. Explicit sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Bat Out Of Hell by IceQueenRia reviews
Kurt needs a ride home; the only near-friendly face he can find is Puck. He follows Puck to his… motorbike. Damn, his dad was going to kill him if he straddled that bike, or the boy who owned it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,303 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Mine by Azara-Rayne18 reviews
The New Directions boys can't believe that Blaine finds Kurt attractive. Blaine explains why he has the hottest boyfriend in existence. Klaine fluff, slash. I thought of this cute little one shot, and figured it would be a good break from all the angst.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Memorial Day Weekend by Blurtitoutalready reviews
Oh Hey - it's Memorial Day Weekend for real. Why not celebrate with my little story? I think you'll like it! Kurt and Blaine spend Memorial Day weekend together. Fluffy and Smutty with minor bits of plot. See Sequel "Blaine's Bad Day"!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,217 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Scent by Faith Harris reviews
*NEW Chapter 8* Werewolves have always been in Lima, OH, and most people know to stay indoors on full moon nights. Most people aren't Noah Puckerman, who'd be fine with the results, if Kurt's scent doesn't kill him first. Kurt/Puck, spoilers up to 2x05
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,153 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Puck, Kurt H.
Little Star by GeniaTheParadox reviews
AU in which Kurt is a porn star. Kurt/Basically Everyone, and Rated M for obvious reasons.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,580 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Kurt Hummel's Facebook by Punkeddrama reviews
Kurt has always loved his facebook. But now Facebook might be connecting him with his bully, even in Dalton Academy, and maybe even his... Love? Maybe not.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Kurt and the Bisexuals by ihatepeeps reviews
Kurt tells the horrid tale about how a strong case of bisexuality broke out amongst New Directions. Crack. Featuring an extra snippy Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,833 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Up Against A Wall by WithDemonWings reviews
On his way to his locker, Puck was suddenly slammed up against the wall. Kurt Hummel had much more upper body strength than Puck would have ever given him credit for. Dirty talk.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Don't People Knock? Part Three by herecomesthesun7 reviews
Part Three to Don't People Knock? Where Sue Sylvester sees Kurt and Blaine in Kurt's car, and all of New Directions hear Kurt and Blaine over the phone. Warning, very smutty.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Flexible is My Middle Name by LoveTheLemon reviews
Blaine accompanies his little cousin to gymnastics class, and finds himself face to face with none other than his two week boyfriend, Kurt Hummel. And Kurt is wearing some very tight spandex. M for lemon. Sweet, sweet lemon.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kurt's Forbidden Word by cchummerson reviews
In which Kurt is permanently scarred from his Sex-Ed class and Blaine is determined to make him even more so. Short Klaine drabble which takes place over cyber chat. Rated T for sexual references that the youngin's shouldn't be exposed to.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
On His Own by Summer Tea reviews
"Blaine, come on. I was doing fine. I just wanted to play with him a little." Kurt grinned and looked at Andrew, who felt his blood turn icy. "We would have had so much fun, Andrew. Seriously." ONE-SHOT
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Calling In Gay by Caseyrocksmore reviews
"Tell Principal Figgins I'm sorry, but I can't come to school today. Oh, you know, I'm horribly ill— don't worry; I'll come back as soon as I cure the queer." Eventual Kurt/Sam, ensemble.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,263 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E.
Caught The Last Train To Martyrdom Around 2 AM by emo-geek-87 reviews
Kurt getting hurt leads to the entire world meeting a new version of Noah Puckerman.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
10 Reasons by IceQueenRia reviews
: "I love you." Puck told him. "You shouldn't." Kurt replied. "Give me ten reasons." Puck challenged.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,460 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Where Does It Say You've Gotta Live And Die Here? by xiexiegirl reviews
There's a reason Dalton is so insistent on conformity. If every student is the same, no one notices if a student or two or twelve goes missing.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
You Sent Me Flying by whereJIJisalive reviews
When Kurt falls out of his bed, who is better to pick him up and tuck him back in than Blaine? Now also includes the morning after this nightly incident.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt just wants to teach Blaine how to bake. Blaine just wants Kurt to stop licking the cake batter out of the bowl. The teasing is too much. Is this revenge for all of his eyesex? Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Loose Lips by Summer Tea reviews
Kurt is still groggy after a trip to the dentist, and is WAY too open with his father.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Who the Puck Are You? by IceQueenRia reviews
Kurt and Puck are in a secret relationship. After promising not to break one another's hearts and admitting their love, they prepare to tell their friends. But when tragedy strikes, a heart may be broken after all.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 108,412 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - [Puck, Kurt H.] - Complete
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2139 - Favs: 3,709 - Follows: 3,595 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Here Comes Kurty Claus by gleefulmusings reviews
Kurt comes home for Christmas. Quinn decides he needs a boyfriend - specifically, her boyfriend. But then there's Blaine to consider. Hevans fic with Klaine and Puckurt undertones. Lots and lots of Kurt/Girls epicsauce. Shameless fluff.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,768 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E.
Initiation by Aelora reviews
Ummm, cracktastic? Normally I write long, plotty fic with angst. Here you get tackle hugs, streaking and penis-shaped cookies. IDEK. I blame Dalton Academy, quite honestly…
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
MUHHHUMPH is not really much of an answer by AllHandsLinked reviews
Blaine is trying to have a serious conversation. Kurt is trying not to cum.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sam Evans vs The Universe by Howling1 reviews
Based off of "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World". In order to date Kurt, Sam must first defeat the League of Evil Exes. Considering Kurt has never had a boyfriend, Sam finds this a little confusing. Written for a prompt on the glee crack meme. Please R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,427 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sam E., Kurt H. - Complete
Sugarplum Priorities by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt doesn't remember why his father insists on taking him to see the Nutcracker every Christmas. Burt remembers, perhaps a little too clearly, that it was his first step his wife made him take towards accepting his unusual little boy. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
Puck Rhymes With by Cannibal Incorporated reviews
Finn had always assumed Kurt was the good-boy type. Of course, that was before he caught him sneaking through his bedroom window at four in the morning with a bag of weed in one hand, and wearing what a appeared to be Noah Puckerman's letterman jacket.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,937 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
How To Make Me Swoon, By Kurt Hummel by jesuisamber reviews
Kurt's lost something important that could end badly if it falls into the wrong hands - oh look! It's fallen into the wrong hands. Of course. Puck/Kurt. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,435 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Halfbreed Hummel, A Papa Bear Story by Fearful Little Thing reviews
AU in which Burt Hummel is literally a bear. When you're half-bear like Kurt Hummel not everything is easy, especially not getting a boyfriend. And that goes double for keeping him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Kiss With A Fist by emo-geek-87 reviews
When Puck manhandles one of the football players for messing with his boyfriend, Kurt is forced to confess all the kinks he's been hiding.- Please read the detailed AN inside. SLASH
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,694 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
WhiteOut by CharmingKarma reviews
Sarutobi shook his head, only Naruto could drive someone insane with White-Out.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
The Hokage's Will by Airheaded dude reviews
The aftermath of Pain’s attack left Tsunade in comatose, Danzo's plot of becoming Hokage is thwarted by Naruto himself. With the doubts that the Lord of Fire has placed on Danzo, Naruto is suddenly left inheriting the mantle of Hokage before the Summit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 122,798 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 3,737 - Follows: 3,205 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Naruto U.
Hate by lil-miss-chocolate reviews
Kurt hates Puck and decides to give him a lesson. Graphic slash D/S. Fill for two prompts on the Glee Kink Meme.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Would You? by The Telepathic Hawk reviews
Kurt Hummel is killed in a tragic accident and Puck, of all people, has the opportunity to change his fate. But, is he strong enough to do so when he can't even admit his love for Kurt? Established closeted relationship. Kurt/Puck
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,730 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Living Wind: A True Legend by Theteacher reviews
It has been ten years since Naruto has been seen and his legend is all but forgotten to the new generation of Konoha. Now a father Shikamaru takes the responsibility on himself to search for Naruto's whereabouts and is joined by somme unlikely companions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,157 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
The Tenten Days of Christmas by Silent Magi reviews
Based on the song the Twelve Days of Christmas, someone wants Tenten's attention, and goes about it in a big way. With the help of Naruto, can she figure out who is the gift giver, and why they sign only as 'My True Love?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,301 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Tenten, Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto no Zatoichi reviews
Challenge by Pudgypudge. Blind sense birth Naruto will rise to the top, his sword cutting the way. Follow our hero as he proves to the world you don't need eyes to see. smart/strong Naruto no parings yet Rated M to be safe. Beta needed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 96 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Naruto U.