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Joined 01-13-10, id: 2215440, Profile Updated: 07-22-10
Author has written 5 stories for Inheritance Cycle, and Spyro the Dragon.

Sup everyone! I am fifteen years old (please do not judge me based on my age) and i am a really big fan of the inheritance cycle, but not a big fan of the movie (Who is Right?) and i think i speak for everyone here when i say that there were way to many things in the movie that were either
a) left out
b) changed
or c) just didnt follow, the book at all
secondly my favorite characters are the dragons in the inheritance series and i will focus my writing around saphira, thorn, shruiken, and possibly any other oc that i may think of

Thanx to fanfiction.net i now have an unhealthy obsession with dragons and have created a new story for Spyro the Dragon, "Sixpence" don't ask about the name. just read

-If you have any suggestion for future story's or how my current story should go please PM me. i will think about it. there are a few rules though 1)NO LEMONS!! and 2) if you do suggest lemos i will hunt you down

Gender: Male (duh!)

Height: 5'7" (last i checked)

Hair Color:Very, Very, Very, Very, Dark Brown (only noticable in sunlight)

Eye Color: Hazel (I think)

Theme Song (original right?): Indestructable-Disturbed

Favorite Songs:

"Given Up" by Linkin Park

"Nobody's Listening" by Linkin Park

"Pure Hatred" by Chimaira

"Resurrection" by Chimaira

"Pleasure in Pain" by Chimaira

"Ten Thousand Fists" by Disturbed

"The Beast and the Harlot" by Avenged Sevenfold

"Slave Labor" by Fear Factory

"Archtype" by Fear Factory

"Edgecrusher" by Fear Factory

"The Mirror's Truth" by In Flames

"My Curse" by Killswitch Engage

"Washington is Next" by Megadeth

"Symphony of Destruction" by Megadeth

countless songs by Metallica which will take up way too much space so i'm not putting them down

"Just to get High" by Nickelback

"How You Remind Me" by Nickelback

"Re-education (Through Labor)" by Rise Against

"Hero of War" by Rise Against

"Still I Rise" by Shadow's Fall

Comatose album + Alive album by Skillet

"Psychosocial" by Slipknot

"Spit it Out" by Slipknot

"Before I Forget" by Slipknot

"30/30-150" by Stone Sour

"Animal I Have Become" by Three Days Grace

"Time of Dying" by Three Days Grace

"Wasteland" by Trapt

"Headstrong" by Trapt

"Dying in Your Arms" by Trivium

"Becoming the Dragon" by Trivium

Top 3 TV shows: 3)Spongebob (Couldn't resist) 2)Untamed and Uncut 1)Mythbusters

Top 3 Book Series: 3)Harry Potter 2)Caretaker Trilogy (Firestorm; Whirlwind; Timelock) 1)Inheritance Cycle

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. (2 rulz)

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. (METAL!!)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (POKE-POKE-POKE-POKE)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (dude this can be funny as hell to watch/ SHUT UP!!)

15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goths, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile (Screw popularity)

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. (what were we talking about?)

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (PUDDING!!)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Copy, Paste, Repeat)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (uh...)

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (i need to tell you some-, wait i forgot)

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your profile (CRACK KILLS!!)

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. (do i put this here? or here?)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile (mosquitoes should just go die!!)

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. (take off the leather jacket, you nerd)

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net or quizilla.com with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think the top 5 greatest inventions ever are 1. Electricity, 2. TV, 3. Video Games, 4. Spyro, and 5. Books copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that darkness does NOT represent evil, copy this on your profile (darkness is my main element for a lot of my OCs, so Screw stereotypes)

If you constantly have deja vu (reliving events), copy this on your profile

If you constantly have deja vu (reliving events), copy this on your profile

If you copy and paste more then one thing at a time from profiles, copy this and at least three other things.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, An-Jelly-Ca, VMsuperfan, SVUlover, daisy617, Pillsbury Dopegirl10, Yaoifangirl42, Animefreak469, ChibiUlquiorra, Blacksand1, ArktonDartorix, Darthdragon, cloethedragoness, Ixen Vurthrae, Dragonloverss, Alec the Dark Angel, xX0Shruiken0Xx,

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that people should not flame but offer constructive criticism, copy and paste this in your profile (Flames suck)

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you dream in color, copy this into your profile. (oooooooooooo...technicolor)

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenguinYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, M-Warrior, BTM707, Dreamnorn, Doragon Eichi, Alec the Dark Angel, xX0Shruiken0Xx

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this into your profile. (i play the cello, i play the drums (rock drums), and i never leave home without my ipod)

If you often fall out of your bed or wake up upside down (with... your head at the end where the feet should be...), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with any television series, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you often do your homework, work stuff etc. after midnight, copy and paste this into your profile. (Homework is not supposed to be done at home)

If you've ever lost someone (dogs and hamsters count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. (lost my dog a few years ago)

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"When you have kids i hope they turn out just like you"

26. My mother taught me how to EAT RIGHT
"If you don't close that hole in your chin, I'm gonna tape your mouth shut!"

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. This is part of my "post this on your profile" section.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you (Amen to that)

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. (i have been on HIATUS for over a month because of it)

you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move. Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reasong for hating the world, Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane. Crazy is when you tell someone to 'not talk to you' and they don't, but yell at them for talking to you anyway, Crazy is when you go up to a twenty-year old with 10 of your friends from high school and say "Mommy can we buy some ice cream?" If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

That same 98 would probably turn suicidal if Myspace was down for 48 hours. If you're part of the 2 that would laugh their asses off at their pain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Random quotes i have found on this site:

Peace through superior firepower,

When life gives you lemons, Chuck even more back at life.

When life gives you lemons, Throw them back at life and say "I demand chocolate!"

When life gives you lemons, Demand to know where the lemons came from.

X-men Origins: Wolverine

Victor: "Do you even know how to kill me?

Logan: "I'm going to cut your head off, see if that works."

Logan: "YOU show up, and the next day she's DEAD. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME IT WAS VICTOR!"

Striker: "I-I didn't know."

Are you sure a punch to the noggin in that fight didn't scramble your brains? ~Gisco~Caretaker Trilogy: Firestorm

Stuff i found on this site

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he/she rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince/princess.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him/her and brings him/her to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl/DUDE drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: people who you can call in the middle of the night with any question

BEST FRIENDS: people you can call in the middle of the night to help you bury a body

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost on their profile and add to the hilartity

This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!Paste this to your profile if you can read this!

Ninety-five of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Sabaku no Hasame (Gaara's Desert Rose)gaara1306 aka foamy the sguirrel, Matts-Awesome-Too (I like pie! Meeps!), Raykura-Kura(I WILL DESTOY YOU!!), XT-421 (The kid who thinks he is an extraterrestrial), NUTCASE71733(No one's crazier than me!), The-Blue-Zephyr (A blue wind... is that odd?), Bakuda (Godling of Hope...), Makito Namikaze (Konoha's Black Flash), xX0Shruiken0Xx (Inheritance Cycle RULZ!!)

You know you were born in the 21st century if...

1.) You accidentally enter you password on a microwave

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the buttons on the T.V.

6.) You're boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, even though i didn't

334 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart

1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!! You're ALIVE!! It's a MIRACLE!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _
6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!"
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"
10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME"
11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men
13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them
14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice
15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts
16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens
18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department
19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap
20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor
21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"
23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation
24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."
25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool...
26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it
27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind."
28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin' USA theme song
29. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?"
30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!" Then run out of the store screaming
31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names?
32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles
33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them
34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out
35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, "I like to move it, move it! Or say "You got chicken legs!"
36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room
38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food"
39. TP as much of the store as possible
40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! Then get back up & act normal
41. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely."
42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke
43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one... I know I know... hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off
44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day
45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell random customers that they can come in if they bring a pillow from the bedding department
46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom
47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!"
48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens
49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in people’s carts
50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners
51. Run through the store and jump on random peoples carts singing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!!
52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night
53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the security cameras
54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand
55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face
56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by
57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."
58. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a Mcchicken
59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better"
60. Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, "A clue a clue!"
61. Go to a clerk and tell them u lost your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask u his name make up a ridiculous name
62. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters
63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans
64. Take all the CD's put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again
65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you
66. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!
67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing
68. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!"
69. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head
70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say "your wish is granted"
71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!"
72. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that.
73. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there."
74. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman.
75. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song
76. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store
77. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead
78. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then got to a manager and tell him that they stole 20 dollars from you
79. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles
80. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, "Yup, that stuff's not poisonous."
81. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down
82. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham
83. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags
84. Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle
85. Act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions
86. Swing on the half price banners
87. Go up to a random person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask what and walk off like you're annoyed
88. Burp and say mmmm, tasty
89. Hold Barbie for ransom
90. Run around with a country music cd and sing Queen's "We Will Rock You"
91. Throw random items over into the next aisle and see if you can score into someone's cart
92. Ride around in a Barbie jeep with Barbie in the front seat and act like you're talking to her by saying "Let's bust this joint!"
93. Wrap a hose around you and shout, "AAH! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!"
94. Do your own radio show over the intercom
95. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say "Luke, I am your father" and make breathing noises in your Darth Vader mask
96. Glue pennies on the floor 'heads' side up
97. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming 'EARTHQUAKE! EVERYON RUN!
98. Find a pair of walkie talkies and have a conversation with your self when everyone is watching you
99. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices
100. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over
101. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund
102. Get a cardboard box, go in the store and pop out of the box and give out candy to passerby
103. Find the fish section and when someone walks by begin to pet the fish tank and say, "I know how you feel..."
104. Spill water on the floor, and run around claiming that the store is flooded
105. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items
106. Scream really loudly and when someone tells you to be quiet scream, "I will not be silenced!!"
107. Hold a bag of frozen veggies over your head and yell "Fear me and my evil army of frozen carrots!!"
108. Hug someone randomly and say, "I love u mommy!"
109. Go in the undergarments section and ask random people if they think this will fit
110. Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!"
111. Start yelling at the stuffed animals when there are people around
112. Grab some pampers Pull-Ups and while buying them yell at the clerk "Mommy, guess what? I'm a big kid now!!"
113. Go into the bedding department and with cookies in your hand lie on a bed then pretend ur having a nightmare about cookies and yell “COOKIE!! COOKIE!! NOOOOOO!!" Then start rolling around
114. Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, "I'm the little girl from the well... I've been waiting..."
115. Go to the cafeteria area and buy fries. Then stand by the door and when people walk through throw the fries above their head like there getting married
116. Look at old people with wide eyes saying, "I see dead people!"
117. Get a tent (With holes preferably) and tell people to come in your lair. When they do chuck popcorn at them and ask them who invited them in
118. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture.
119. Chase your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.
120. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if you on a horse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying.
121. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend.
122. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.
123. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of French fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Wal-Mart
124. Get popcorn and throw at customers, sneaking up on them in an un stealth-like way, while yelling random things
125. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too.
126. When your alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents.
127. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure.
128. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.
129. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can.
130. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.
131. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink every time it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.
132. Light a match under a sprinkler
133. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun". Then walk away.
134. Buy something that is like 5 and give the cashier all pennies.
135. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!! I haven't seen you in so long!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy.
136. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get paid enough to do this"
137. Stare at the ceiling. See how many people look up.
138. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.
139. start hitting on the mannequins.
140. Super-glue a quarter to the floor and count how many people try to pick it up.
141. Switch the price tags with something expensive and something really cheap.
142. Put women's clothes into men's carts.
143. Put preppy stuff, like short skirts and whatnot, into old men's carts when they aren't looking.
144. Run around in front of a mirror screaming "COPYCAT!"
145. Bring a friend and a stopwatch. Get carts and race around. every time you nock something over, subtract a second from your time. You usually get kicked out before you figure out who won.
146. Find a couple. Run up to the one who is an opposite gender from you, slap them, and say "WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!"
147. Go up to an assistant and ask for mayonnaise. When they say they don't have it, start crying and scream, "Now how am I supposed to paint my toenails?!"
148. Lay on the floor and do a ground angel
149. Steal their ketchup, go on the counter, smear ketchup all over you and say HELP ME HELP ME! OMG! THE HOTDOG KILLED ME!
150. Start jumping on one of their beds or attempt to fall asleep until one guy tells you to get off. Then yell 'HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET AWAY FROM MY BED!!"
151. Run around switching all of the open signs on the cash registers to closed and all of the closed signs to open. Watch the customers get confused.
152. Ask for Goat Milk
153. Make sure somebody's in the same aisle, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say "AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!" Until someone asks if you're alright. When they do, get up and say, "Yes, I'm fine, why?" And then walk away calmly like nothing happened.
154. Dress up as an emo kid, then scream at people, "WHY HAVE YOU COME TO WORSEN MY MISERY?!"
155. Dress up as a ninja and go around the store karate chopping people
156. Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull you around the store on a skateboard while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
157. Turn a cart over and put towels over it so they can't see in. when someone starts to open it, start yelling "Hey, I'm Using the Bathroom in here!!"
158. Buy a chocolate bar, go to the bathroom, smear chocolate on your hand, reach under the next stall and ask, "Can I have some toilet paper?"
159. Take a fishing pole, tie it to a dollar, and go fishing for humans!
160. Climb up to one of the really high shelves and start singing Christmas carols at the top of your lungs. Works better around summer.
161. Get a mirror and put it on top of a cart so it lay across it. Get on top and have someone push you down an isle, and Sing "Surfin' USA"
162. When the intercom comes on, fall on your knees and scream in tears of joy, "God has spoken!!"
163. Get on a bike and ride around and crash into everything and everyone who gets in your way.
164. Pour a bunch of lemonade from the entrance to the bathroom and come out saying someone should have told me where the bathroom was quicker!
165. Have a friend stack a pyramid of shoe boxes at the end of an aisle. Push a cart into it. Yell "Team Rocket's blasting off again!" and run.
166. Get an umbrella and have someone in a cart (or just a tall person) pour water on it while you sing Raindrops Are Fallin' On My Head.
167. Call the front desk and when they answer the phone say I'm sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. Then call and say I'm sorry, I will have to put you on hold. Can you call back? I'm busy on isle 3.
168. Go into one of those employees only doors and go behind some food shelves. when people reach out to grab food, grab their arm and start to pull on it.
169. eat all the ice cream boxes and then blame it on a worker with ice cream all over your face
170. Pour carrots on the floor so the employees have to pick it up. Continue doing it for a long period of time.
171. Skate around on a skateboard, then fall over and pretend to break your leg.
172. Start playing the violin.
173. Stare at a blank T.V, for an hour and when somebody asks what your doing, answer, "Shh, this is my favorite show!"
174. Stand on the conveyor belt at the check out with a barcode on your forehead.
175. Start saying stuff like argetrargrehargenstartgen to everyone who walks in.
176. walk around in dirty cloths and eat all the produce like a bum
177. Poke people and run away screaming, "Don't touch me!!"
178. Stare at people for a minute and then smile at them happily
179. Beat your chest and run around screaming like Tarzan.
180. Throw stuff on the floor and start yelling at an imaginary friend.
181. Shoot spitwads at people and then fall on the ground laughing hysterically
182. Go into a bathroom that is of the opposite gender of yourself and open the stalls saying, "Ooh la la!"
183. Walk up to random people, give them a hug, and say, "I love you!"
184. Dress up as an old man and start stealing stuff
185. Start a fire, then sit around it with your friends in Indian clothes.
186. Walk around in a court jester costume
187. Run at people with a pitch fork
188. Pretend that you're having a heart attack
189. Throw tomatoes at people and then tackle them
190. Get on the intercom and calmly say, "Attention shoppers. I would like to inform you that the world is about to end, and that there's a sale on isle two."
191. Buy a carton of vanilla ice cream, run up to the cash register, tell the cashier you forgot your money, then start dancing like Napoleon Dynamite, screaming, "Where's my chap stick?!"
192. Pretend to be Spiderman by running up walls and trying to save people
193. Claim isle three as your 'Secret Lair'
194. Run around the store singing the My Little Pony theme song as loud as you can.
195. Get a giant Christmas stocking and hop around in it like it's a potato sack on field day
196. Build a wall out of stuffed animals
197. Put on a cape and run around singing the Phantom of the Opera
198. Yell curse words at people
199. Knock down as many displays as you can
200. Go up to a random old guy with white hair and say, "I want Bratz for Christmas! Thank you Santa!" and then give him a hug and run away.
201. Dress up in a super villain costume and then go around the store yelling, "MARRY ME!" to random people
202. Go up to a tough looking guy and push him and say you wanna fight? And when he pushes back start to cry and run away
203. Point to a cash register and ask the cashier, "How much is that?"
204. Get a tent and campout with the Barbie dolls in the toy isle
205. Chew gum loudly in people's faces
206. Throw a poke-ball at someone and yell, "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!"
207. Turn on all the flashlights, hang them from the ceiling, stand under them, scatter confetti at your feet, and start singing, using a Barbie as a microphone.
208. Play baseball in the middle of the store, then score a home run and run around the store screaming.
209. Flirt with someone, plan a date, and then break up with them, all in 10 minutes.
210. Get a cart and pile it high with items. When the cashier tells you the price, exclaim, "What a rip off!" And walk out of the store.
211. Start singing, "Tinkle, tinkle, little star! In a toilet that's real far! Up above us in the sky! It's weird to learn that pee does fly! Make sure it does never land! In my, my, my, my, my hand!"
212. Find all the beans you can and put them in your cart, and then tell random people that it's your breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next couple years.
213. Pay for your stuff with all pennies, and then come up one too short.
214. Scream, "Look! Someone's stealing an old lady's purse!" and when they look away, take all the stuff in their cart and throw it around the store shouting "I'm a terrorist!"
215. Run out of the dressing room screaming, "Michael Jackson has my dad!"
216. Go to the pet isle. Point to a fish and say, "I'll have that one. And that one. And that one..." Keep going until you've pointed to every fish they have in stock
217. Tap dance through the store
218. Change the music on the intercom to Mexican
219. Rip open every package you see
220. Get on a bike and have your friend chase you. Pretend you are going to run over somebody and then move out the way.
221. Stand in front of the security camera and pretend to die (dramatically)
222. Scream "SECURITY!" as loud as you can. When they come up act all panicky and say "This is really important!" Then smile and say, "Hi."
223. Sing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" as loud as you can in the music section, then smile and say "Well, it's the music section so I thought you might like some live music." Then sing it again.
224. Run around with underwear on your head, screaming, "I am Captain Underpants!"
225. Follow a male security dude and ask him where the "feminine needs" are.
226. Go to the toy isle, set up the GI joe figures and yell, " Then it's WAR!!"
227. Pull down your pants next to a flower display and "water" the flowers.
228. Go to the bakery section and yell "I LOVE PIE!" to everyone you see.
229. Take all the pets out of their cages, including the fish.
230. Grab a strawberry shortcake doll and go to the bakery section. Tell the baker "I'd like to buy strawberry shortcake!" and hold the doll in their face.
231. Scream, "GET OUT OF MY YARD!" to everyone who walks by you.
232. Announce that there's a huge sale at Target
233. Throw a party in a busy isle
234. Test drive lawn mowers
235. Have a tennis tournament in the middle of the store
236. Throw all the bouncy balls in the toy section everywhere and let them bounce around
237. Get a bunch of Tag bottles and spray random customers/employees while saying "Tag! You're it!"
238. Eat a bunch of candy and refuse to pay for it
239. Go to the in store restaurant and order anything. When receiving it tell them that this was not what you wanted. Refuse to pay and go tell the manager
240. Hide in a pile of plushies and then jump out at people who walk by
241. Act like an old lady and scream, "AH! I broke my back! This wouldn't happen at Target!"
242. Pretend to be a life size Barbie. When someone wants to buy you, run away screaming that someone was trying to kidnap you.
243. Take a marker to all the happy faces. Then change the prices. That will start an uproar
244. When a clerk stops you and asks your name read their name of their id card. When they say it's not your name scream, "IDENTITY THEFT!!"
245. Throw jelly sweets at the cashiers
246. Steal a shopping cart(As in take it out of the store and put it in your car)
247. Ride on the back of the carts. (they hate it when you do that) Run into other carts yelling like a maniac.
248. Follow one person around the store. Poke them ever so often. When the snap and yell at you scream, "STALKER!!"
249. Pretend like you're a person who works there and walk around saying, "Can I help you find anything?"
250. Spill cooking oil all over the floor and then slide in it
251. Pretend like you're blind and can't find what your looking for. Go up to random people and ask, "Will you help me find some cat food for Fluffy?"
252. Bowl with bottles full of open soda
253. Run around with a bowl of cheerios yelling, "It lowered my cholesterol!"
254. Order a pizza from the cashier
255. Ask to have your pizza shaken, not stirred
256. Start a food fight
257. Go up to a fat woman and say, "Taxi?"
258. Put underwear over your shorts, get a blue shirt, yellow paint, and red paint, paint an s on the shirt, go to the material section, cut a red cape, then get an umbrella, open it, and jump off the tops of shelves.
259. Take the spray paint and paint all the people around you
260. Go up to random people and hug them while putting a 'Kick Me' sign on the back of their shirt
261. Hide in dark places with a golden ring. when people walk by, jump out at them hissing, "We wants it! You cants have it!" Then gently whisper, "it will be alright my precious"
262. Flip off the manager
263. Go to the food section, take all of the boxed items out, and stack them up to make a fort. Glue can help. And creating a 'distraction' elsewhere for the employees to handle while you work does too...
264. Drop a pen and let someone else go and pick it up for you. When they do try to pick it up yell to them, "HEY THATS MY PEN THEIF!"
265. Bring a slip n' slide blast some Music and bring some random people to it and kick their back so they slide accross the slip n' slide and scream "PARTY IN THE HIZ HOUSE!!"
266. Throw a dance party
267. Write on the floors
268. Pull all the clothes off the racks into a pile on the floor and hide under it, and when someone tries to pick the clothes up, leap out cackling madly and run down the aisles, still cackling.
269. Go up to someone and say "look over there" Then pull down their pants. And, if you're lucky, their underwear.
270. Pretend to have an asthma attack, and when someone tries to help you, bite them. Or pretend to faint.
271. Get a bag of chips and walk around the store eating them. When an employee tries to stop you or make you pay, tell them that they're your chips! Keep screaming it.
272. Spray a customer with pepper spray and scream, "Help! Help! He's a rapist!"
273. Pretend to be a rabid dog and run around growling at people. Then if someone tries to stop you, bite them.
274. Lie on the floor. Just lie there. It is guaranteed to freak people out. Either pretend to be asleep, or to have passed out.
275. Take toys and put them on the floor and take a cart. Start running over the toys screaming, "Monster Truck Mania!!"
276. Climb up the shelves/storage units, then refuse to come down.
277. Take red juice Pour it on your face make streaks or stripes then layout on the floor with a flower in your hand when a crowd of people come stand up and walk like a zombie!
278. Grab a bowl, spoon, milk, and cereal. Eat it right there and tell them you'll pay when your done.
279. Stand on the conveyer belt when your checking out and walk like its a treadmill... then ask for a speed increase
280. Wrap yourself in toilet paper rolls and pretend to be a mummy looking for your wife, Cleopatra
281. Follow a stranger around and mimic them. Continue doing this for a long period of time.
282. If you are in Target, say there is a code yellow
283. Get some candy corn form the candy aisle put two on your canine teeth and go around the store biting peoples necks
284. Flirt with the manager's wife
285. Walk calmly to the CDs, when u see one that has Hilary Duff, yell (if you're a fan) OHMIGOD! HILARY'S LATEST! OHMIGOSH, I, LIKE HAVE TO HAVE THIS! (if you're not a fan) Find a hammer, take the CD, gently put it on the floor, then mash it like a madman.
286. Run around spinning and say you're the Tasmanian devil
287. Run around in circles and yell, "I'M THE CIRCLE MAN!"
288. Announce a sock-sliding contest and take off your shoes and start sliding. It's actually really fun...
289. Go up to a employee ask for a application and where it says goals write down 'to take over Wal-Mart' and turn it in
290. Get a water gun and threaten someone with it. A cashier is usually a prime candidate. Then say in a low, dangerous voice (without collapsing into laughter) "Empty out the cash register."
291. Take a soda, shake it up, and then spray it at people.
292. Hide in the clothes so when someone comes to look you yell, "PICK ME!"
293. Request that an employee find you an imaginary product, then keep saying: "I know it's here somewhere, just keep looking!" Eventually the employee will run out of patience, so then you say: "You've been punked!" And run out screaming and laughing. (Maybe you won't get kicked out, but you'll freak an employee out...)
294. Print out a bunch of advertisements for Target, Marshalls, etc... Then calmly go around taping/gluing/stapling them to products, people, and walls. It helps to have a WHOLE lot of them.
295. Move things around. (Put frozen food in with the barbies, etc...)
296. If a fat person has a twinkies in their cart take it out and start eating it and spit it out on them and yell, "That crud is sick!"
297. Point at an old man and yell, "LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!"
298. Put a ski mask on and wear a black cape with black clothes and a fake sword and yell, "Zoro has returned!"
299. Dress up as an old lady and whack people with your purse and when employees come to stop you, pretend to faint
300. Go to Wal-Mart at 2:00 in the morning and do cartwheels around the store screaming, "I'm pregnant!"
301. Put on a long wig and claim to be Pocahontas
302. Break some glass, then accuse a flying monkey
303. Threaten a cashier with a candy bar
304. Bring in scissors and glue. If anyone asks, tell them you are fulfilling your dream of giving Wal Mart a Make Over.
305. Buy a bag of candy. Start to walk away, then ask if you can exchange them. Repeat until they get angry.
306. Go to the dairy section and protest against milking cows. Say things like, "What if the cows aren't ok with us milking them? Cows have rights too!"
307. Redecorate the Rollback Smiley Face so he is green with neon pink eyes.
308. Go up to the manager and ask where the nearest K-Mart is.
309. If you see a couple holding hands, run through their hands and scream, "RED ROVER!"
310. Grab a gnome, then hide in a clothes rack and when someone picks out a shirt or whatever jump out and yell "The gnome did it! The gnome did it!" Then throw the gnome and run.
311. Put up free sample signs all over the store and watch people leave with their "free samples."
312. Run around the store screaming, "OMG! HELP! PINTO BEANS ARE TAKING OVER COSTCO! AHHH!"
313. In Walmart, they give out free stickers. Take them and decorate your body with them.
314. Get a bunch of your friends, about 10 or more, and go up to a lady who looks like she's in her 20's. When there are lots of people around, ask, "Mommy? Can we have some ice cream?"
315. Spit in the manager's face
316. Stare at a customer for a long time while saying, "Hello, hello, hello" nonstop until they get really mad
317. Go to customer service and say, "Your fat vallet guy stole my car."
318. Put an "Out of Order" sign on the manager's butt
319. Go up to customers and whisper, "Seven Days..." and if they turn around, pelt them with Skittles
320. Melt chocolate, then scream, "Free face masks!"
321. Wear a pair of bright yellow pants on your head and run around screaming, "They Got Me!!"
322. Slap the manager and scream, "He's alive! He's ALIVE!!"
323. Put a lot of matches and gasoline in your cart, then smile at people
324. Run around the store five times, and when you are done, scream, "I WIN!" and do a victory dance
325. Let a collie lose in the store, then scream, "Lassie, come home!"
326. Make your friend that's a guy try on girl clothes and then have him run around like a crazy person.
327. Hide in a boys clothes rack, and when a boy with glasses walks by, scream, "You're a wizard, Harry!"
328. Grab lots of G.I. Joe action figures and Water Bombs and yell, "ITS WAR!!" whenever someone walks by and throw the bombs at them.
329. Put a Dora toy on the floor and when someone tries to pick it up, yell, "Swiper No Swiping!"
330. Buy a fake but expensive looking vase. (ex. a cheap glass pot.) Fill it with some ash and soot. Then take it to an employee, bump into him and drop it so it shatters. Then keep screaming at him that it was your mother and you will sue him for every thing he owns, and tell him he has to pick it up then and there or he will be cursed for 10 years.
331. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed elmo's hand and scream, "Everybody down!! Elmo's got a gun!"
332. Drive around in a kiddie car singing the batman theme song.
333. Run around with underwear on your head screaming, "I'm Blind!!
334. Get as many Axe bottles as you can, tape them down so they keep spraying, then throw them down an aisle while yelling "Fire in the hole!"

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I have GREEN SKIN so I MUST be a Wicked Witch

I'm a STAR WARS FAN so I MUST be a geek

I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR /ACTRESS so I MUST be mean

I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS SCHOOL so I MUST be boy crazy or a lesbian

I PLAY THE VIOLA so I MUST be an idiot

I READ HARRY POTTER so I MUST worship the Devil

I am a TWILIGHT FANGIRL so I MUST have no life

I WRITE FANFICTION so I MUST be a crack-addicted wash-out who can't get published

I am IN LOVE WITH MURTAGH, so I MUST not be getting any

I WRITE ABOUT LOVE so I MUST not have a boyfriend

I HATE OBAMA so i MUST be RACIST

i like going to church so i MUST be weird

i like the Inheritance Cycle so i MUST not be christan and beleive im going to Heaven.

i listen to SLIPKNOT so i MUST be a satonist.

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile. (DRAGON!!)

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

I'm a Christian and Proud of it!! If you are a Christian please copy & paste this and then add your name here: Riku's Music Lover, libithewolf, Spottedpaw13, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx writer of the north xX0Shruiken0Xx

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, UNDER GOD, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. If you thing UNDER GOD should stay in the pledge of allegiance, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Quiz/Survey Type of Things

Instructions: Put your iPod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops is the answer to each question.

1. How does the world see you?

Still I Rise: I guess so?

2. Will you have a happy life?

Feint: Nope

3. What do people really think of you?

Wasting My Hate: I have no clue how this ties in

4. Do people secretly lust after you?

Nothing Else Matters: Sure lets go with that

5. How can you make others happy?

30/30-150: What The Heck!

6. How can you make yourself happy?

Never Too Late: Hope i guess?

7. What should you do with your life?

Points of Authority: okay i like where this is going

8. Will you ever have children?

Symphony of Destruction: I don't know how to respond to that

9. What is some good advice for you?

Still Waiting: I guess so

10. What do you think your current theme song is?

Given Up: Not really what i expected

11. What does everyone else think your current theme song is?

Leper Messiah: What the?

12. What song will play at your funeral?

Ten Thousand Fists: BOO YA!! I went down Fighting

13. What type of men/women do you like?

The Unforgiven III: So, i get the non-popular chicks?

14. What is your day going to be like?

Papercut: Oh GOD!

15. Why are you here?

Embody the Invisible: Sweet i get to lead others to the light Shrug

16. What will people remember you for?

The Memory Remains: We kind of established that already

17. What song will you get stuck in your head tomorrow?

Lying From You: GO LINKIN PARK!!

18. Why are there people outside waiting to take you away?

You Shook Me All Night Long: I think you are looking for the guy next door who slept with my friend's sister (kidding)

19. What will this year be all about?

Holiday: BOO YA!! VAY-CAY-SHUN

20. If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:

THORN WITHIN!!...WHAT?!

21. The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:

Sulfur: I hope they are Slipknot fans.

22. Your message to the world:

Fuel: Fuel your talent's to the best of your ability

23. Your deepest secret:

Waiting: Aren't we all

24. Your innermost desire:

New Divide??

25. Your oldest memory makes you think:

No Life: must be because i was outside too much cough sarcasm cough

26. Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:

Nothing Remains: except for love (Cheezy but that was all i could think of)

27. When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:

Undivided: no it is usually along the lines of "I don't wanna go to school"

28. Right now, your feelings are:

Beast and the Harlot: No it's not!

29. The day you fall in love will be the day that:

Trigger: NOOOOES I DONNOT WANNA DIE

31. You’d describe you best friend as:

Rise: Sure i guess...he is pretty dang tall

32. Your friends describe you as:

Poor Twisted Me: They had better not be

33. In an elevator you are most likely to yell:

Rescue Me: CLAUSTRAPHOBIAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

34. Your philosophy in life is:

Trapped Under Ice: no it's not

35. Your farewell message to the readers of this:

Over My Head (Better off dead): NEVER!!

These are my little brother's results (FUNNY AS HELL!!) xX0Shruiken0Xx

1. How does the world see you?

Break: Epic Failure!!

2. Will you have a happy life?

Through the Never: Ha Beat that xX0Shruiken0Xx: SHUT UP!

3. What do people really think of you?

Dont Stay: I beg to dissagree: I DON'T

4. Do people secretly lust after you?

The Judas Kiss: i don't know whether to call it good or bad It's Bad CRAP!

5. How can you make others happy?

It's a long way to the top: that is not what i asked?

6. How can you make yourself happy?

Davidian: Are you gay or something? Screw the ipod

7. What should you do with your life?

Open Wounds: Become a doctor? (Cough) EMO (Cough)

8. Will you ever have children?

Papercut: i'm gonna have to say No

9. What is some good advice for you?

Lying from you: I agree

10. What do you think your current theme song is?

King of Nothing: (Silence) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

11. What does everyone else think your current theme song is?

Take This Life: Please don't You'll commit suicide if you do

12. What song will play at your funeral?

Slave Labor: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA Shut up

13. What type of men/women do you like?

Rise: on the tall side i guess That wont be too hard

14. What is your day going to be like?

Influance:??

15. Why are you here?

THe Artist of The Ambulance: (Look at #7)

16. What will people remember you for?

New Divide??

17. What song will you get stuck in your head tomorrow?

Victim: Sure, Trapt is alrigh'

18. Why are there people outside waiting to take you away?

Numb: I can't feel my arms and legs

19. What will this year be all about?

over my head (better off dead): (silence) I chose that track for his funeral

20. If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:

Life is Beautiful: HA! (cough)gaywad(cough)

21. The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:

Foreward: I demand you to move I demand you to shut up

22. Your message to the world:

Beast and the Harlot:??

23. Your deepest secret:

Kryptonite: Yes, i am secretly superman you wish

24. Your innermost desire:

I fought the la...:??

25. Your oldest memory makes you think:

Monster: HEY! I agree

26. Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:

How you remind me: (silence) No comment

27. When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:

The mirror's truth:?? it is saying you are ugly

28. Right now, your feelings are:

Something beautiful: Hey that is good because you are thinking of your boyfriend I am not gay

29. The day you fall in love will be the day that:

One Step Closer: (Silence) DUH (Use your imagination to think of what i am talking about...or not)

31. You’d describe you best friend as:

Uprising: That describes me perfectly

32. Your friends describe you as:

Poor Twisted Me: Same as xX0Shruiken0Xx YYEEEEESSSSS read his comment

33. In an elevator you are most likely to yell:

The Day That Never Comes: (in fake british accent) Such a slow elevator

34. Your philosophy in life is:

Rise above this: Beat that xX0Shruiken0Xx

35. Your farewell message to the readers of this:

The Unforgiven III: yyyeeeaahhhh sssuurree

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Unfortunately, No

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? What do you think? YEAH!

3) How many houses have you lived in? 3

4) Favorite candy bar? Reeses

5) Favorite shoes? My awesome Nike's

6) Have you ever tripped someone? one of the funniest thing's i ever did-to my brother

7) Least favorite school subject? Language Arts Blegh

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? Hell no

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? No

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Fanfiction

12) Favorite genre of music? METAL! (Slipknot; Metallica; etc.)

13) What is your zodiac sign? Capricorn

14) What time were you born? Around 1:16 am

15) Do you like beer? Hell no! >:(

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Yeah, lol that was funny

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? I don't own any embarassing CD's; thank god

18) Are you sarcastic? Hell yeah!

19) What are your favorite colors? Sapphire (Saphira rocks!), and Black (Go Shruiken/Cynder!)...oh and red (Thorn BOO YA!)...oh and purple (Spyro!)

20) How many watches do you own? one

21) Summer or winter? WINTER!!

23) Favorite color to wear? Black and Red

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Pepsi

25) What color is your cell phone? Black, and Chrome (Crappy phone though)

26) Where is your second home? Screw you!

27) Have you ever slapped someone? NO, I Punched him

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Yup, and proud of it

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? 1 (that works)

30) How many video games do you own? idk i lost count after fifty

31) What was your first pet? a cat (glad i got a dog afterwards)

32) Ever had braces? No. thank god

33) Do looks matter? no, as long as you actually wear clothes

34) Do you use chapstick? nope

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. Mr. Craig; Mrs. Nighswander; Mrs. Chapmen

37) Are you too forgiving? Unfortunatly yes

38) How many children do you want? I have no idea

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? No. I don't know what Hot Topic even is.

40) Favorite breakfast meal? GOOOOOOOO FRENCH TOOAAAST

41) Do you own a gun? do BB guns count?

42) Ever thought you were in love? I have no idea

3) When was the last time you cried? i havn't cried in years

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Published 8th chapter of "When Nightmares become more" and played PS3

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? olive garden

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? I was way too young to remember anything

47) Have you ever been in a castle? do games count?

48) Nicknames? I would rather not say

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No, thank god

50) Ever been to Kentucky? No.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? No.

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? No, unless you count someone/something from a book (Dragons)

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Nope.

55) Do you own a diamond ring? I'm not gay!

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Yeah, Life ROCKS

57) Do you dye your hair? I died it blond once

58) Does anyone like you? Friends, and you Peoples, You reviewers/readers rule=family duh!

59) What year were you born? 1995, same year Slipknot formed

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Not born yet.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No, but my mom does

62) McDonalds or Wendys? Both. I can't Choose

63) Do you like yourself? not in a narcisist kind of way.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? no idea

66) Are you afraid of the dark? No.

67) Have you ever eaten paste? Hell No.

68) Do you own a webcam? No

69) Have you ever stripped? HELL NO!!

70) Ever broke a bone? this close

72) Do you chat on AIM often? No, i chat on facebook

73) Pringles or Lays? lays.

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? no because...well...

75) Rugrats or Doug? Niether.

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? havn't met her yet

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Back when i was? yes

79) Do you have a birth mark? i think so?

80) Do you own a car? i will own a Vibe when i turn 16

81) Can you cook? sort of

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. my brother

2. my other brother

3. stupid TV shows

83) Do you text message often? don't have text

84) Money or love? Love, no duh!

85) Do you have any scars? more then i have skin

86) What do you want more than anything right now? to get sucked into Alagaesia. seams awesome

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? No. unless you count Final Destination and SAW

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationship.

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? JUICY FRUIT

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Hamburgers, pizza, hot-dogs, the whole nine yards

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? What the heck is a Rocky movie?

92) Do you own a box of crayons? No don't use crayons, I use color pencils.

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My mom

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My brother.

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? can't remember

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? myself

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Nobody i know

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? Nobody.

100) Who was the last person that called you? My mom.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos:!...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And...I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!!...)
(In reality, they are forced to do that due to people with peanut and nut allergies. If they don't...MAJOR LAWSUITS!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

YES!!! ANOTHER IPOD QUIZ!!
1. Put your iPod/iTunes on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!!!

IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?

Tears Don't Fall- Bullet for my Valentine

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

Pleasure in Pain- Chimaira

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

Opium of the People- Slipknot

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

Damaged- Fear Factory

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?

Thrashed and Scattered- Avenged Sevenfold

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Save Ourselves- Chimaira

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Begging for Mercy- Bullet for my Valentine

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?

Until it Sleeps- Metallica

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Crawling- Linkin Park

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Run to the Hills- Iron Maiden

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BESTIE?

Slave Labor- Fear Factory

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Comatose- Chimaira

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Minority- Green Day

WHAT SONG WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Eye of the Beholder- Metallica

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

30/30-150- Stone Sour

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Ember to Inferno- Trivium

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?

Critical Acclaim- Avenged Sevenfold

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Before the Damned- All that Remains

~xX0Shruiken0Xx~

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Temple Academy by O. Gallan Rager reviews
Four years after Spyro and Cynder defeat the Dark Master, they try to enjoy a peace and quiet at the temple. Soon, more young dragons come to the temple and a new challenge greater than any other presents itself, school.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 79,564 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 8/5/2009
In Heart and Spirit by GI and RDX-Unchain Your Mind reviews
Spyro and Cynder almost lost each other during the Epic battle against the Saylo tribe, but now, things are finally at peace...or are they? Sequel to GittN I'm BaaaaaacK!
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,236 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Spyro, Cynder
Cynder's Sickness by Alec the Dark Angel reviews
Cynder has fallen ill. But nobody can figure out what's wrong. What will happen if Spyro and their kids can't find out what's wrong with Cynder? And if they do, will they even be able to find a cure? Rating may change later on. Based off the story, MINTS.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,927 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Cynder, Spyro - Complete
Give in to the Night by Given-Inside reviews
DoTD spoilers...but Ignitus is in this one: After the defeat of Malefor, Cynder discovers that her destiny is not finished. Will she fall in darkness again, or can Spyro help her give in to the night with him instead? M for blood and detailed romance SxC
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 91,580 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
Sapphire Chronicles by DragonFireOKN reviews
Semi Book 3. What will Eragon do when Saphira is captured by the king and joins him? Eragon is left with the choice of his life. Kill the king, Saphira dies. Don't kill the king, Saphira lives and the Varden falls. EragonxSaphira in later chapters. R&R!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,323 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Complete
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Cynder: Everything Burns reviews
This will be a series of Songfics I've been trying to write for a while...the first song is "Everything Burns" by Anastacia...Please review.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Cynder
Sixpence reviews
it is six days after Malefor was defeated. but even now a new threat arises. can spyro stop it? while trying to get the girl of his dreams, keep his band from disbanding...again, and keeping everything a secret from the gurdians. This is gonna be tough.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,289 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Spyro
When Nightmares Become More reviews
Chapter 10 is done. Eragon is hauted by horrific nightmares. but there is more to this then even Eragon realizes ExS. Temporary HIATUS! due to worst case scenario writer's block
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,712 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Eragon S., Saphira
Bother reviews
song-fic. based on song from Stone Sour. Eragon plans on Leaving Alagaesia forever, but plans on leaving Saphira behind.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Saphira, Eragon S. - Complete
The Last Night reviews
Saphira is in a state of deep depression and is about to commit suicide. Eragon does everything he can to keep her from Killing herself. Very depressing, but becomes better in the end. Songfic by Skillet. Rated T for attempted suicide.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Saphira, Eragon S. - Complete