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Joined 01-13-10, id: 2215464, Profile Updated: 07-15-11
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Last Tango in Forks by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
(PULLED TO PUBLISH) Bella Swan has spent a lifetime putting everyone else's needs before her own. Could a chance encounter with a mysterious stranger begin to change all of that? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 16905 - Favs: 8,646 - Follows: 5,708 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Secret by Duessa reviews
It appears that Edward has dropped something in Bella's bedroom... What will Bella think when she finds it? A romantic comedy, Twilight-style. BxE & rated M for delicious lemons and a bit of foul language... enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 139,126 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sex Machine by SoapyMayhem reviews
O/S - In the year 2029, bio-mechanical engineer, Bella Swan, has created the perfect machine for Whitlock Robotics. Masen can be anyone or anything you desire... but who does Bella want her Masen to be? B/E M for Lemons/Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,623 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 218 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Bella - Complete
What If by twihart21 reviews
Edward is a successful defense attorney living in LA. He lives a lonely, predictable life. But one day, he wakes up in an unfamiliar house, in an unfamiliar room with Bella laying next to him. Will he ever want to wake up from this dream? AH EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 211,785 - Reviews: 2613 - Favs: 2,949 - Follows: 2,271 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Edward, Bella
Texts From Last Night by EverythingIDo reviews
Reunited for the first time since college for the week of Alice and Jasper's destination wedding, Bella and Edward are single at the same time for the first time. Once best friends, will they find more? AH, Canon Couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,489 - Reviews: 2770 - Favs: 2,758 - Follows: 1,784 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6752 - Favs: 9,590 - Follows: 2,967 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6042 - Favs: 3,703 - Follows: 2,597 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sexual Healings by MartiniBaby1 reviews
Four healing sexual encounters. A tryst in each season. Three chance encounters and two very different people with at least one thing in common: both are heartbroken and afraid to let love in once more. Edward x Bella, all human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,820 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Dark Like Chocolate by dariachenowith reviews
"I know a lot of things about you," I confided, letting my smile become more alluring. "I know where you work. Where you live. And I know tonight's the night all your dreams come true." - AU/Vamp, E/B, OOC, deliciously dark lemon. My Smut Mondays o/s
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Black Velvet by twiXlite reviews
Graduation present for Shelby. Edward is the popular guy who feels alone no matter who he's with. Can taking a chance on an anonymous letter change that? And what about the shy girl he sits next to in Bio? Can she give him the comfort and love he needs?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,677 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 84 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Naughty Secrets by A Little Distracted reviews
Bella is a school librarian leading a naughty secret life. Edward is a history teacher with a naughty obsession. If he could only see what is right in front of his face... AU/AH - Rated M for Hot LEMONS! Each chapter alternates POV's
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 146,129 - Reviews: 2320 - Favs: 2,079 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Teachers Pet by mpg reviews
Bella moved on after Edward left her and is now a teacher. When she starts at a new school, destiny intervenes to reunite them. Now she is faced with new challenges/decisions. B&E/Canon Pairs/Lemons/Violence. -COMPLETE- NB 4 EPOV see Student Liaisio
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 130,557 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If You Could Read My Mind by bella c'ella luna reviews
Bella has moved back home to Forks. It's only a matter of time until she crosses paths with Edward Cullen, her former best friend and first love. They both thought that they had moved on... full of angst. All-human, LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 143,353 - Reviews: 7073 - Favs: 5,108 - Follows: 2,803 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11386 - Favs: 11,013 - Follows: 5,775 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Risky Business One Shot by Alyssa Cullen from Twilighted reviews
After a considerably long and draining week at school and work, Bella's been through it all. She needs to blow off a little steam this weekend... AU / AH OOC. Rated M for Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Good Girl by Innocent-Youth reviews
AH/Canon/OS. Bella is upset when she finds her boyfriend Jake cheating on her. Rose and Alice insist partying and getting drunk is the way to get over it. They meet the Cullen brothers and Bella decides not the be the good girl for once. Warning: Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,374 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Belong to Me by IrishLoveForever reviews
Living in the town of Forks, Bella has a normal life, boyfriend, and best friend. Everything starts to change when people mysteriously disappear. What is happening to them? Why does she have the feeling that someone is watching her? AU/OOC Dark Cullens
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 71,329 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Rain Season by elusivetwilight reviews
After trauma of losing her parents, Bella receives a letter from old family friend Esme inviting her to come to Scotland where she and her family are currently settled. Angsty read with AH cast and perhaps Edward in a kilt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 184,578 - Reviews: 2831 - Favs: 3,361 - Follows: 1,419 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hate's An Aphrodisiac by TwiHardVixens reviews
Edward and Bella have to work together to get back Alice's wedding dress after a mix up takes place and realize just how strong of a passion hate truly is. It's a thin line between love and hate, and for these two, that line is called lust. M for LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,543 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Show and Don't Tell by Brits23 reviews
Bella meets Edward when he picks up his nephew from her Pre-K Class, and sparks fly. Are there some complications that even the strongest of hearts can't overcome? Can they resist the one thing they can't have--each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,119 - Reviews: 3342 - Favs: 4,241 - Follows: 1,838 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rare Sunny Summer by the-glory-days reviews
When Bella's grandmother passes away, she leaves her house in Forks, which is in shambles to Bella in her will. What happens when Bella hires sexy contractor Edward Cullen to fix the damages? Entry for the Summer of Smut Contest - ONE OF TWO WINNERS -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,201 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
More Than A Beautiful Mess by OliviaJane reviews
Edward and Bella have only recently confessed their love for one another. How will Edward react when the new kid in town shows up setting his sites on Bella as well? AH, OOC, ExB FLUFF. "The Project" Sequel, but can stand alone. A Past Award Nominee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,218 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Art Model by dollegirl reviews
Bella needs money. Her friend convinces her to pose nude for an art class. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 3,253 - Follows: 566 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Accidental Detrimental Elemental Stimulating Sex reviews
One pair of big, larger than normal black framed glasses. They shouldn't be a turn on, right? WRONG. Me and my 'buddy' are so not equipped to deal with this situation…A fic by Trease & Nyddi. Smut fest here we come!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,653 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
Insatiable reviews
The free spirit meets the close minded individual. It's a battle of the wills, but who'll submit to who? A new 'little' drabble fic by Trease The Smut Intern and Nyddi. Because we needed sex damn it! E x B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Edward, Bella