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Author has written 4 stories for Guys and Dolls, King's Speech, Hellboy, and Captain America.

Allow me to introduce myself...

Allow me to formally introduce myself. My name is Jasper Quentin Blood, but Jasper will suffice. I like to maintain an air of informality with any acquaintances I make. I am roughly twenty years old, although that is subject to change as each year passes, and I am a female of particularly petite stature. I'd like to say that I speak with a suave British accent, but I do not. More of a flat, uninteresting American accent, but - this is, after all, a site devoted to fiction. Thus, I like to take liberties and portray myself as a decidedly more fashionable Victorian-era writer with a mysterious pseudonym. Shall we say, like Lemony Snickett and Nancy Drew. Yes, exactly like that. Except, considerably more posh.


A nazi agent with a deformed red skull for a face, a darling and delightful yet sadistically villainous Ravkan by the title of Darkling, the brilliant Stephen Hawing, the hilariously bloodthirsty Hans Landa, a certain canabalistic Mads Mikkelsen by the name of Hannibal, a fawlty Basil residing in a tower, a slightly off-kilter billionaire with a fetish for the color green by the name of Norman Osborn, a straight-razor wielding Barber hailing from Fleet Street, a suit-clad Frenchman by the name of Merovingian, a gas-mask-wearing, trench-coat-sporting silent ninja, a psychotic faerie by the name of Reth, a nazi agent with a deformed red skull for a face, Daniel Craig, or should I say, Daniel Craig's abs, a dead composer by the title of Gershwin, several Rhapsodies all colored in blue, an overture from Cuba, an American in Paris, a nazi agent with a deformed red skull for a face, A phantom by the name of Crawford, the mafia, generalized, Russians, generalized, a few poets, one German actor, the first avenger, a nazi agent with a deformed red skull for a face,

Did I mention a nazi agent with a deformed red skull for a face? Better double-check. A nazi agent with a deformed red skull for a face.

His name is Johann Schmidt by the way.

And... a nazi agent with a deformed red skull for a face.

Favorite Characters

Ok, this should be pretty obvious.

A nazi agent with a deformed red skull for a face AKA Johann Schmidt AKA The Red Skull AKA Hugo Weaving - Captain America: The First Avenger

Agent Smith - Matrix Trilogy (also Hugo Weaving...)

Elrond - Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit (also Hugo Weaving...)

Anyone played by Hugo Weaving (can you tell I'm a fan?)

Pope Pius XIII - The Young Pope

Kylo Ren - Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Basil Fawlty - Fawlty Towers

Hans Landa - Inglourious Basterds

Aldo Rein - Inglourious Basterds

Hunson Abadeer - Adventure Time

The Green Goblin played by Willem Dafoe or the Spectacular Spiderman Animated version...

Rodrigo Borgia played by Jeremy Irons

The Darkling - the Grisha Trilogy by Leigh Bardugo

Father Rhun Korza - The Order of the Sanguines Series by James Rollins and Rebecca Cantrell

The Merovingian AKA Lambert Wilson

Sweeney Todd AKA Johnny Depp

Hannibal Lecter AKA Mads Mikkelsen (For those Silence of the Lambs fans, yes, I do appreciate Anthony Hopkins portrayal. I just find Mads to be much more... visually appealing...)

Karl Ruprecht Kroenen - Hellboy

Gentleman Ghost- Batman Brave and the Bold

Richard Roxburgh's Dracula- Van Helsing

Daniel Craig's James Bond- Casino Royale, Quantum of Solace, Skyfall (Just saying, Skyfall was AMAZING. Did anyone else see it, because seriously, isn't it awesome??)

Hannes Messemer's Kommandant Von Luger- The Great Escape, 1963

Reth, a psychotic faerie- The Parananormalcy Series by Kiersten White

Yassen Gregorovich, a Russian Assassin- Alex Rider Series by Anthony Horowitz

The Phantom- Original Broadway Production of the Phantom of The Opera

Will Herondale - Infernal Devices Trilogy by Cassandra Clare

Jem Carstairs - See Above

Tessa Gray - See Above

Camille Belcourt - See Above

Magnus Bane - See Above

Favorite Actors

Hugo Weaving

Jude Law

John Cleese

Michael Palin

Colin Firth

Eric Idle

Christoph Waltz

Jeremy Irons

Eddie Redmayne

Willem Dafoe

Mads Mikkelsen

Lambert Wilson

Daniel Craig

Anthony Hopkins

Richard Roxburgh

Desi Arnaz

Fred Astaire

Gene Kelly

Donald O'Connor

Bing Crosby

Danny Kaye

Marlon Brando

Tommy Lee Jones

Hannes Messemer

Harrison Ford

David McCallum

Michael Crawford

Favorite Actresses

Audrey Hepburn

Felicity Jones

Judy Garland

Rosemary Clooney


Leslie Caron

Eva Green

Lucille Ball

Debbie Reynolds

Julie Andrews

Favorite Quotes

"Tomorrow, HYDRA shall stand master of the world, born to victory on the wings of the valkyrie. Our enemies' weapons will be powerless against us. If they shoot down one plane, hundreds more shall rain fire upon them. Cut off one head, two more shall take its place... Hail HYDRA!" - Johann Schmidt AKA The Red Skull, portrayed by Hugo Weaving in the film Captain America: The First Avenger

"Captain America, how exciting! I am a great fan of your films!" - Johann Schmidt AKA The Red Skull

"Not a scratch, Doctor, not a scratch." - Johann Schmidt AKA The Red Skull

"No matter what lies Erskine told you, you see, I was his greatest success!" - Johann Schmidt AKA The Red Skull

"Arrogance is not a uniquely American trait, but I must say you do it better than anyone." - Johann Schmidt AKA The Red Skull

"Stompin' on ants, suckin' their souls, Stompin' on ants - souls, souls, souls..." - Hunson Abadeer, Adventure Time

"The itsy-bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the goblin and took the spider out." - Norman Osborn AKA the Green Goblin

"M.J. and I, we're gonna have a hell of a time." - Norman Osborn AKA the Green Goblin

"The problem with wanting is that it makes us weak." - The Darkling, The Grisha Trilogy by Leigh Bardugo

"Fine, make me your villain." - The Darkling, The Grisha Trilogy by Leigh Bardugo

"What is the reason? Soon the why and the reason are gone and all that matters is the feeling. This is the nature of the universe. We struggle against it, we fight to deny it; but it is of course a lie. Beneath our poised appearance we are completely out of control." - The Merovingian, The Matrix: Reloaded

"Oh and Senator, just one more thing - love your suit." - Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs

"At last, my arm is complete again." - Sweeney Todd, Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

"Sing for me angel of afterlife, calming me down; chaos inside my nebula; And make the wrong turn to right in a celestial light, forgive my sacrimony." - Sacrimony by Kamelot; Album: Silverthorn

"Tell me once upon a time, I close my eyes and see myself reborn - righting the wrong. I won't stay to stand in line or wait for God to shine all over me. I wait for the storm." Once Upon a Time by Kamelot; Album: Poetry for the Poisoned

"I need a way but worlds unwind; Lovers in blood, now divided in heart." Prodigal Son by Kamelot; Album: Silverthorn

"No, my friend. Revenge is the fire that keeps me warm in the eternal cold of the grave." - Gentleman Ghost, Batman: The Brave and the Bold

"Ah, my old necktie. Some things never go out of fashion." - Gentleman Ghost

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you, Van Helsing!" - Count Dracula in Van Helsing

"Memento Mori, Remember we Must Die" - Flyleaf Album

"Once upon a midnight dreary, I pondered weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore - while I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door." - The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe

"You fancy me mad. Madmen know nothing." - The Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allan Poe

"While the stars that oversprinkle, all the heavens seem to twinkle with a crystalline delight; keeping time, time, time in a sort of rhunic rhyme, to the tintinnabulation that so musically wells from the bells, bells, bells, bells, bells, bells, bells..." - The Bells by Edgar Allan Poe

"One kiss, my bony sweetheart, I'm after a prize tonight, and I shall be back with the yellow gold, before the morning's light." - The Highwayman by Alfred Noyes

"It looks, after all, as if you will see Berlin before I do." - Kommandant Von Luger, portrayed by Hannes Messemer in the Great Escape, 1963

"You're like paris, in april and may, you're New York on a silvery day. You're all places that leave me breathless, and no wonder you're all the world to me!" - Fred Astaire in the Royal Wedding

Bands and/or Composers that Inspire my Writing

Star One - Victims of the Modern Age, Digital Rain, The Eye of Ra

Dream Theater - Panic Attack, Forsaken

MaYaN - Bite the Bullet

Leaves' Eyes: Symphony of the Night, Hell to the Heavens, Spirits' Masquerade

Serenity: Wings of Madness

Sirenia - Seven Widows Weep, The Path to Decay, The Other Side, Darkling, Funeral March

Lacuna Coil - Trip the Darkness, Our Truth, Heaven's a Lie

Stratovarius - Halcyon Days, Unbreakable, Deep Unknown, Stand My Ground, Abandon

Revamp - The Anatomy of a Nervous Breakdown: Neurasthenia (w. Devin Townsend), Precibus, Misery is no Crime, Sins, Distorted Lullabies, Here's My Hell, Head up High, Kill Me with Silence

Symphony X - Nevermore, Without You,The End of Innocence, Reign in Madness, Oculus Ex Inferni, Set the World On Fire

Tim Burton and Stephen Sondheim's Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street film sound-track

Devin Townsend Project - Lucky Animals, Juular, Pandemic, Awake, Cry Forever, Angel

Delain - Your Body is a Battleground, Here Come the Vultures, Stardust, April Rain, Collars and Suits, Mother Machine, We are the Others

Avantasia - Spectres, The Watchmaker's Dream, Where Clock Hands Freeze, Dying for an Angel, The Wicked Symphony

After Forever - Beautiful Emptiness, Follow In the Cry, Monlith of Doubt, Cry with a Smile, Withering Time, Transitory, Discord, Energize Me, De-Energized, Sins of Idealism

Xandria - A Prophecy of World's To Fall, Valentine

Rammstein - Engel, Asche zu Asche

Nightwish - (FLOOR JANSEN IS AMAZING JUST SAYING) Shutter Before the Beautiful, Weak Fantasy, The Greatest Show On Earth, Song of Myself, Bless the Child, Dark Chest of Wonders, Ghost Love Score, I want my Tears Back, Everdream, Storytime, Bye Bye Beautiful, Amaranth, The Escapist, Wish I had an Angel, Nemo, Wishmaster

Epica - The Essence of Silence, The Phantom Agony, Cry for the Moon, Death of A Dream, Resign to Surrender, Unleashed, Never Enough, Storm the Sorrow, Monoply on Truth, Avalanche, Internal Warfare

Florence and The Machine - Breath of Life, Shake it Out, Spectrum

Kamelot - Revolution, Insomnia, Citizen Zero, Veil of Elysium, Ashes to Ashes, Falling Like the Fahrenheit, Prodigal Son, Sacrimony, Forever, Hunter's Season, Poetry for the Poisoned Parts 1 - 4, Ghost Opera, The Human Stain, Love you to Death, Rule the World, March of Mephisto, When the Lights Go Down, Serenade, The Haunting (Somewhere in Time)

Welicoruss - Silence of Eternity

Tarja - I feel Immortal, The Crying Moon, Until My Last Breath, Die Alive

Flyleaf - Arise, Again, Beautiful Bride, Chasm, The Kind, In the Dark, I'm so Sick, Fully Alive, Cassie, All Around Me

AFI - Medicate, Miss Murder, Prelude 12/21, I'm Trying Very Hard to Be Here, Beautiful Theives, 37 mm, Girl's Not Grey, Bleed Black, The Leaving Song Part. II

Leonard Bernstein - The Entire West Side Story Original Motion Picture Sountrack, The Overture to Candide

Andrew Lloyd Webber - The entire Original Broadway Production of The Phantom of the Opera, Jesus Christ Superstar

George Gershwin - Everything. My all-time favorite modern classical composer.

Igor Stravinsky - The Firebird Suite, particularly the segment featured in Fantasia 2000 (I don't know why, but I can see Schmidt listening to this in his lab all alone with a glass of schnapps and a cigarette...)

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov - Sheherazade

Franz Liszt - Totentanz

Alan Silvestri - The entire Captain America: The First Avenger Motion Picture Soundtrack (Uh... do I even need to bother with this one?)

Sergei Rachmaninoff - Isle of the Dead

Dmitri Shostakovitch - Pretty much everything ever

The Who - I can See For Miles, The Song is Over, Won't Get Fooled Again

Led Zeppelin - Dazed and Confused, Whole Lotta Love, What is and What Should Never Be, Kashmir, Your Time is Gonna Come, Babe I'm Gonna Leave You, Immigrant Song, Friends, Ramble On, Good Times Bad Times

Simon and Garfunkel - Bridge over Troubled Water, The Boxer, Cecilia, Got to Keep the Customer Satisfied, Baby Driver

The Fifth Dimension - Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In, Love's Lines, Angles and Rhymes

The Killers - All These Things That I've Done, Sam's Town, Mr. Brightside, Smile Like You Mean It, Somebody Told Me, Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine

The Beatles - Dear Prudence, Magical Mystery Tour, Strawberry Fields Forever, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

The Moody Blues - Nights in White Satin, Are You Sitting Comfortably, I'm Just A Singer (In a Rock n' Roll Band), The Question, The Voice, Ride My See-Saw, Story in Your Eyes

Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars

Yes - Starship Trooper, Roundabout, Wondrous Stories, Cinema, It Can Happen, I've Seen All Good People

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Of Apiaries and Eggplant by Kepouros reviews
Hannibal is restless. What knocks on his door may well prove the cure. What he fails to foresee is the lingering, steadily growing effects of such a carelessly undertaken project. As the garden grows, so does his hunger... but is it for the gardener's metaphorical heart, or her still-beating, gushing one? Hannibal/OC
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,589 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 9/15 - Published: 5/23/2013
Plight of Persephone by Agent of Teal reviews
After the Titan 'incident' Hades is outcast and alone, he comes across Persephone who is also lonely and something sparks. Can they really make it work, or will the many obsticles threatening to break them apart succeed... Rated T as it gets a little dark
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,594 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Hollow by Zaerith Vrinn reviews
Pre-movie by many years. Before she was Trinity she was Christine Edwards, and she was contacted by men who called themselves Agents asking for help tracking a terrorist but what happens when their relationship gets more personal? Smith/Trinity
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,985 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Smith, A., Trinity
Out of the Shadows by WinterLifeAmerica
What if the Red Skull didn't die? What if he somehow survived and came back right when S.H.I.E.L.D was most distracted. Now he waits in the shadows to return Hydra to its former ruthlessness. (Rated M just to be safe for violence and evil Hydra activity this story is more likely teen but I'm gonna play it safe due to potential violence.)
Captain America - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2015 - Bucky B./Winter Soldier, J. Schmidt/Red Skull, OC
The Owl and the Sparrow by meggieeb reviews
In the wake of the Copycat Murders, Hannibal Lecter is burdened with the task of taking a young girl under his wing. Ophelia Ford, a dance student with a dangerous past, has committed mass murder, but remembers nothing of it. Doctor Lecter, with the help of the Baltimore FBI team, must uncover her dark secret, all while keeping her from a gruesome fate.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 87,610 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Hannibal L., OC
Doveryat' by Sunahu reviews
AU. What if Alina had never believed Baghra? What if she had never run off and found Mal? What happens when trust is tested time and time again. Can you forgive those who break such a sacred bond, could such a betrayal ever be justified? Mostly Darklina, with hints of Malina here and there.
Grisha Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,336 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Alina S., The Darkling
Empty frames by potterpaws reviews
Dr.Lecter welcomes a new patient in which he takes no particular interest in. However when she stays silent about why she came, he feels his duty to free her from terrifying visions. - Hannibal/OC -Rated M just in case for future chapters.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,910 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Hannibal L., Will G.
Walking on Hells Edge by ThatCrazyShipperLady reviews
There was such much Johann Schmidt had. Before Captain America, and just at the start of HYDRA...he was many things in the War but above all he was a husband. And she was right there to help him Conquer the World. Set Pre-Captain America. Johann Schmidt/OFC Rated M for Language, bits of Blood, Sex and war like torture.
Captain America - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - J. Schmidt/Red Skull, Dr. Erskine, OC
The Violinist by The Cowgirl Bookworm reviews
Hans Landa has stumbled upon a woman that he cannot figure out. She's obviously not French, but neither is she Jewish. Her house is a mix of opposites, and she keeps her secrets close to her. But if there's one thing Landa loves, it's a mystery.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,851 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [H. Landa, OC]
Evermore by dragonkeeper19600 reviews
I lived during a time when the world was going to end. In love, I had odd luck. I was on the threshold of the last dregs of humanity. But in the end, I was able to hold onto her, my daughter, my star, my Marceline. My name is Eva, and I'm complicated.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,932 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Betty, Hunson Abadeer, Marceline A., OC
The First of Many by prettytimemachine reviews
Heinz Kruger receives a mysterious letter about his father. After meeting with his correspondence he finds out much more than he bargained for. Information of experiments on a 'super soldier serum' will lead him down a path that will test his loyalty to his friends and his country. Takes place before the events of Captain America. (Work in progress/Unfinished)
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 10/3/2013 - J. Schmidt/Red Skull, H. Kruger
Pointless Agent Insanity! by benignmilitancy reviews
Smith, Jones, and Brown get bored... dun dun dunnnnnnnn!
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,113 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Smith, A.
That's my girl by Loverofanime713 reviews
Hannibal's daughter, Kaitlyn, is pushing the line as far as she can, testing her father. Will Hannibal be able to control a hormonal, angry teenager? Find out ;) WARNING: This fic contains cursing, violence, and disciplinary otk spanking. If you don't like any of those things, please don't read.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,835 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013
A Plague I Call Heartbeat by WheresUrMoose reviews
Still unsure as to where this story will go yet, plus, I'm not good at summaries. Setting: early on in the war, Germany and Poland. Main character: Hans Landa. Pairing: Landa and an OC. Please leave me reviews.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,831 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - H. Landa
Devour by Miss Savvy reviews
"Compassion and cruelty can live side-by-side in one heart." Rated for some darker themes. Eventual Hannibal/OC & subtle hints at hannigram. (ON HIATUS)
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,546 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Hannibal L.
Petit Agneau by x.Lady.Midnight.x reviews
A young woman is desperate to prove her father's innocence. She decides that paying a late night unscheduled visit to his psychiatrist, is the way to do it. Silly little lamb, why would you break into the lion's den?
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Hannibal L. - Complete
Digitus Cibum by missBENNETT reviews
"I am, and I have been for quite some time. Are you upset with me?" A series of Hannibal ficlets and drabbles. Hannigail, Hannibloom, Hannigram, and other assorted characters. Various Ratings.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L., Alana B., Abigail H.
The Devil is in the Details by Sam Winchesters Sideburns reviews
Dr. Hannibal Lecter receives a new patient, 20-something Madeline Malinski. As he dwells into the demons haunting her mind she begins to discover the ones hiding in his. Will she be the next course of his meal or will she be the downfall he's be avoiding. The devil is in the details right?
Hannibal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,162 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Hannibal L.
Déjà Vu by yoitspaige reviews
Will Graham was the common denominator between them; both knew where they stood. She was planted firmly beside of him; he had his foot planted firmly at his throat.
Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Hannibal L., Alana B., Will G.
5 Reasons Hannibal Doesn't Kill Molly Foster by Beguile reviews
Because it's not like she wouldn't taste delicious.
Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L., J. Crawford - Complete
I Won't Say It by Melora Maxwell reviews
After the little incident with Hercules, Hades has been repaid on the scales of cosmic justice by finding Persephone, goddess of rebirth and woman of his dreams. Part 50: 'Hey, bonds of blood are for wimps. Bonds of puke – longer-lasting and more memorable.'
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 141,819 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Hades, Persephone
Plasma And Grilled Cheese by Atrophy-Conception reviews
What with three daughters, his developing relationship with Ady and his career in villainy, Gru has enough to worry about. It doesn't help when a certain orange jumpsuit wearing punk and his dad make plans to destroy Gru. Sequel to The Worst of You.
Despicable Me - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,671 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011
A pill for the plague by marine-admiral-Aokiji-fan reviews
Alexandra, former agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. Torn between loyalty and family, she soon learns how it is to have a war criminal as grandfather. Fearsome creatures start to appear, torn up bodies. Somebody is messing between three giant war teams. Can Alex and her new found friends safe the earth from WW3? warning, character death, M rated for gore and adult themes
Captain America - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,621 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - J. Schmidt/Red Skull, Steve R./Capt. America
More Tales of Phantom Hysterics by Songbird of Night reviews
I was always told raising a family is hard work. What I didn't know is that I would have one so soon...and that it would consist of a naive teenage girl, her foppy husband, & a crazy, masked Phantom! This is me, my best friend & our awesome POTO comedy!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,582 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Erik, Christine
A New Purpose by Kukapetal reviews
When Captain America and the Red Skull clash once again over the Cosmic Cube, things take a tragic turn. How do you go on when you've lost everything that gave your life meaning? Later chapters will contain slash.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,481 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - J. Schmidt/Red Skull
Alternate Ending to Paranormalcy Trilogy by hannahstrawberry reviews
This story takes place in the second to last chapter of Endlessly by Kiersten White, and the first line is an excerpt from the book telling you where it picks up on. Things don't go well with Lend, but luckily Evie has someone else left behind to comfort her. Reth/Evie ship!
Paranormalcy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Evie, Reth - Complete
Melt the Ice by Spawn of Madness reviews
One look was all it took to giver her hope and to tear it away. One look was all it took to melt her ice. Is this kindness? I cannot tell. Schmidt Oc Red Skull Oc etc. Genre is more action
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,379 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - J. Schmidt/Red Skull
The Rise of Dracula by aleera-mistressofallevil reviews
This is my idea of how Dracula became, well Dracula, and how he met each of his brides. Rated T just to be safe.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 70,736 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Dracula - Complete
Ascension by 5M1TH reviews
"Face it, Smith. They are keeping us all occupied with this stupid war, while secretly planning a whole new world. Neither Matrix nor Zion were meant to be a permanent solution."
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Smith, A., Trinity
If you Want Me by Zaerith Vrinn reviews
Slight AU Trinity is running from pursuing Agents, but before she can escape she runs into another. But why is he letting her go? Very light SmithxTrinity based on a video I made
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Smith, A., Trinity
The Right Partner by rockofmarduk reviews
During a raid at a Hydra base, Captain America is captured and held prisoner by the Red Skull who plans on converting him to his side. But things don't work out as planned. You can't control everything, not even who you fall in love with.
Captain America - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 64,234 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Steve R./Capt. America, J. Schmidt/Red Skull - Complete
My Lullaby by Willow Tree Of Harmony reviews
In the comic books, Red Skull, uses a washerwoman to carry his heir. Since the movie is different from the comics, this is my version to have it somehow tie in with the 2011 movie Captain America.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,611 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - J. Schmidt/Red Skull
The Meaning of Loyalty by Kukapetal reviews
When the Red Skull is rendered weak and helpless, Crossbones must face a side of his boss he's never seen before...and perhaps discover something about himself in the process.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,473 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - J. Schmidt/Red Skull, B. Rulmow/Crossbones
The King's Drabbles by Dickensian812 reviews
A series of drabbles based on "The King's Speech."
King's Speech - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 3/2/2011
Waltz by palomino333 reviews
Very slight AU. A slip-up on the battlefield causes Steve Rogers' compass to fall into Johann Schmidt's possession.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Steve R./Capt. America, J. Schmidt/Red Skull - Complete
Starlit questions by TinySlippers reviews
At the start of the musical Nathan and Adelaide have been married for fourteen years. This is set fourteen years before the play opens. Before Sky and Sarah met. Before Brannigan made a mess of Nathan's game.
Guys and Dolls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Nathan D., Adelaide - Complete
Aurora by GigiHudson reviews
Aurora cant help herself. He's gorgeous and he wants her. But when she realizes he's a faerie, she cant help but wonder why she still wants him. Reth doesnt know why he cant take his eyes off her. All he knows is that he's never felt like this before.
Paranormalcy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Reth
Broken and Beyond by Ghostly Melody reviews
Sequel to "This Twisted Choice". Christine is forced back into a difficult life with Raoul, yet still finds her thoughts flooded with Erik. When she learns of his existence somewhere unknown, she seeks help from Mdm. Giry, and sets out to find him.R&R!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Erik, Christine
This Twisted Choice by Ghostly Melody reviews
What if Christine had said yes? Not because she loved Erik, but because she pitied him and wanted to save Raoul's life.This is about Christine and Erik, and how they cope with their new future together and learn to love. Not one shot. Please R&R ;
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,269 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Erik, Christine
The Worst Of You by Atrophy-Conception reviews
A villainess goes to Gru with a plan that will get them both the respect they deserve. However in order to pull it off Gru must hire someone to watch his kids, a task which proves difficult, particularly when the girl he hires starts getting in the way.
Despicable Me - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 146,570 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
Midnight Abduction by Ghostly Melody reviews
Christine has been living happily with Raoul for over a year. But, when Erik changes his mind about letting them free, he finds her and abducts her. Stopped.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Christine, Erik
This Devilish Device by Dickensian812 reviews
Bertie tries to come to terms with the microphone.
King's Speech - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Complete
The Scottish Cook by ingrid-matthews reviews
The King and Mrs. Simpson are invited to dinner at the Yorks.
King's Speech - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Bertie/George VI, Queen Elizabeth - Complete
A Spouse for Luck by Rurple101 reviews
Bertie and Elizabeth are still King&Queen of the United Kingdom and it's just the simple life form now on won't allow Bertie to die like he did in real life! I am changing it, my plot. Not stealing history so please dont blame me!
King's Speech - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Bertie/George VI, Queen Elizabeth - Complete
Someday I'll Talk About It by Lacrymosa243 reviews
Jaime and Christine died and the girls were sent to Miss. Hatties. But Jaime is not the birth father. Gru is about to get the most unexpected thing of his life.
Despicable Me - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011
The King's Speech: The Abridged Script by somedayangeline reviews
Because parody is the highest form of flattery. Or something.
King's Speech - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Complete
the darkened light by SilverCloud234 reviews
ryou is abandoned by yami bakura. ontop of that ryou's sent to the shadow realm. where a certian yami mariku/yami marik finds him. yaoi deathshipping and other shippings.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Yami Marik, R. Bakura
Quitting The Hot Box by showtunediva reviews
A Nathan and Adelaide epilouge
Guys and Dolls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Nathan D., Adelaide - Complete
Megara's Soul by GabyGabri reviews
When Megara's love is dying, what will she do to try and save him? Will her decision save him or ultimately send her to her death?
Hercules - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Meg, Hades
Clowns and Jokers, Left and Right by saidthedemon reviews
A one-shot with Hades, Pain and Panic: A rare "me-time" gets interrupted.
Hercules - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Hades, Pain - Complete
green bella by SilverCloud234 reviews
Bella loves the environment and animals. Edward never told her he eats animals. Major bella bashing. if your looking for something very weird and crazy you came to the right place.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Bella - Complete
The Gazebo by moviechick9620 reviews
This is my take on how Lucy and Ricky met. Just my imagination. Last chapter will be set after they are married.
I Love Lucy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Complete
Sounds in the Dark by Quirk'd reviews
Movieverse: Hades/Meg. Small distinctions, like the ones between love and hate, are blurred in moments like these.
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Meg, Hades
Eternal Lullaby At The End of The Sabre by Ngoc Chau reviews
Set before Hellboy. The year is 1908. Karl Ruprecht Kroenen is the toast of Europe for opera. He was a normal boy... and it'll all change when he meets a mysterious woman named Evangeline. Kroenen/OC PLease read and review. There's a kissing scene. 1 of 4
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,021 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2009 - K. Kroenen - Complete
Sweet, sweet Serenity by Coke head reviews
Have you ever wondered what Gentleman Ghost does during his free time in the afterlife?
Batman: The Brave and the Bold - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009
Yassen Gregorovich Survival Guide by Dragon Rider of Alagaesia reviews
This is what we ALL want to know: How to survive Yassen. What to do and what not to do around our fav assassin.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,475 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008
Human Nature by 5M1TH reviews
She was never dishonest with Neo, but she knew that some stories must be left untold and some doors must remain unopened.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Smith, A., Trinity - Complete
Indy reflects on how he got into using bullwhips, and the life lessons he learned from them. Now, he's ready to pass those lessons on to Mutt.
Indiana Jones - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2008
The Vogel Monologue by VirginiaSnap reviews
[Colonel Vogel] Everyone thought he had been killed, but by some stroke of luck he survived. Now he wishes that he had been granted the gift of death.
Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,553 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007
I'm a Mailman, Going on Nazi by VirginiaSnap reviews
[Song Fic] Rolf tells it how it is
Sound of Music - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
A Little Child Shall Lead Him by Matrix Refugee reviews
Post-"Revolutions": Wandering through the rebooted Matrix, the Merovingian encounters Sati, the last Exile, who changes his world despite all he does to resist...IN PROGRESS
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,138 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/7/2004 - Published: 9/20/2004 - Merovingian, Oracle
Inertia by Notus Lethe reviews
Sometimes, the good guys don't win. (MP, NT, death, Post-Revolutions-no spoilers)
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Merovingian, Persephone
Marry the Courtesan by Drucilla reviews
The courtship of Merovingian and Persephone (rough draft) complete
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,089 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2003 - Merovingian, Persephone - Complete
Nothing's on TV! ARGH! by jeti reviews
Yami no Bakura is home sick watching daytime television. Namely, soap operas and pre-schooler shows. Oh, joy. Rated for LANGUAGE and LOTS OF IT.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2003
Truth or Dare by caradhwen reviews
Her whole life was a lie...as of 17 Dec the last two chapters are now here.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,028 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/17/2002 - Published: 12/10/2002 - Trinity, Smith, A.
Snape's Walmart Adventure! by klc926 reviews
Because who doesn't go to Walmart?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Fire and Ice by Rebecca Hb reviews
Love can destroy just as well as hate. Sequel to Illusion of Love
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/30/2002 - Smith, A., Trinity - Complete
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Athena reviews
When the orphaned niece of Johann Schmidt discovers the American forces, her unique, serum-induced strength and tesseract-spawned abilites are enlisted to defeat the infamous Red Skull. But when secrets are unfurled, she's torn between justice and family.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 218,306 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 1/3/2012 - J. Schmidt/Red Skull, OC
When Worlds Touch reviews
Erika was destined to be a tool of the occult. The niece of the head of the Thule; caught in a freak storm, leaving her with supernatural abilities, a robotic prosthetic arm; she could end the world or save it.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - K. Kroenen - Complete
Let Your Voice Be Heard reviews
A sort of poem/prose drabble type thing I started on another website, based on the real King George VI, but it goes for the movie too.
King's Speech - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Bertie/George VI
The Right Cards reviews
Nathan and Sky have been getting on pretty well after the crap game but the lack of excitement is beginning to bore them. Prepared to tell the girls they're going back to cards, they're surprised to find that they have an announcement of their own.
Guys and Dolls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,857 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Nathan D., Sky M. - Complete
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