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Author has written 11 stories for Van Helsing, Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Phantom of the Opera, Guys and Dolls, King's Speech, Hellboy, Captain America, and Paranormalcy.
Guten Abend. Or Guten Morgen or Guten Tag, wherever you are.
I felt it necessary to start out with a clean slate and otherwise de-clutter my formerly very cluttered profile page. And of course, just about everything on it was old and out-of-date so...
Please note the bolded headings divide topics.
Allow me to introduce myself...
My name is Jasper Blood, and I am a 500-year-old vampire that by absolutely no means SPARKLES. Ms. Meyers, I would appreciate it if next time you dein to write a vampire novel, you actually write it about VAMPIRES. Pay attention to Bram Stoker, you'd be surprised what would happen. And if you prefer not to pay attention, go out into your neighborhood forest and chain yourself to a narnia-esque stone table and put up a billboard saying 'Stefanie Meyers Wants to Get Bitten'. You'd be surprised how many members of the Twilight Hater Occult would be lining up with not just their teeth but maces, clubs, and fancy corvettes with which to run you over.
Alas, in the words of Agent Smith: 'You hear that, Ms. Meyers? That is the sound of inevitability, that is the sound of your death.'
Ahem, and on that sour note, allow me to more formally re-introduce myself. I am Jasper Blood, on this website. Outside of this website, unfortunately I cannot divulge more than the fact that I am a female, of seventeen years, and that I am obsessed with...
A nazi agent with a deformed red skull for a face, a darling and delightful yet sadistically villainous Ravkan by the title of Darkling, a certain canabalistic Mads Mikkelsen by the name of Hannibal, a corrupt Catholic Jeremy Irons by the name of Rodrigo Borgia, a slightly off-kilter billionaire with a fetish for the color green by the name of Norman Osborn, a straight-razor wielding Barber hailing from Fleet Street, a suit-clad Frenchman by the name of Merovingian, a gas-mask-wearing, trench-coat-sporting silent ninja, a psychotic faerie by the name of Reth, a nazi agent with a deformed red skull for a face, Daniel Craig, or should I say, Daniel Craig's abs, a dead composer by the title of Gershwin, several Rhapsodies all colored in blue, an overture from Cuba, an American in Paris, a nazi agent with a deformed red skull for a face, A phantom by the name of Crawford, the mafia, generalized, Russians, generalized, a few poets, one German actor, the first avenger, a nazi agent with a deformed red skull for a face,
Did I mention a nazi agent with a deformed red skull for a face? Better double-check. A nazi agent with a deformed red skull for a face.
His name is Johann Schmidt by the way.
And... a nazi agent with a deformed red skull for a face.
Fan-Girl-Ism. It is a noted disorder, my friends. Beware.
Ok, this should be pretty obvious.
A nazi agent with a deformed red skull for a face AKA Johann Schmidt AKA The Red Skull AKA Hugo Weaving - Captain America: The First Avenger
Agent Smith - Matrix Trilogy (also Hugo Weaving...)
Elrond - Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit (also Hugo Weaving...)
Anyone played by Hugo Weaving (can you tell I'm a fan?)
The Green Goblin played by Willem Dafoe
Rodrigo Borgia played by Jeremy Irons
The Darkling - the Grisha Trilogy by Leigh Bardugo
Father Rhun Korza - The Order of the Sanguines Series by James Rollins and Rebecca Cantrell
The Merovingian AKA Lambert Wilson
Sweeney Todd AKA Johnny Depp
Hannibal Lecter AKA Mads Mikkelsen (For those Silence of the Lambs fans, yes, I do appreciate Anthony Hopkins portrayal. I just find Mads to be much more... visually appealing...)
Karl Ruprecht Kroenen - Hellboy
Gentleman Ghost- Batman Brave and the Bold
Richard Roxburgh's Dracula- Van Helsing
Daniel Craig's James Bond- Casino Royale, Quantum of Solace, Skyfall (Just saying, Skyfall was AMAZING. Did anyone else see it, because seriously, isn't it awesome??)
Hannes Messemer's Kommandant Von Luger- The Great Escape, 1963
Reth, a psychotic faerie- The Parananormalcy Series by Kiersten White
Yassen Gregorovich, a Russian Assassin- Alex Rider Series by Anthony Horowitz
The Phantom- Original Broadway Production of the Phantom of The Opera
Will Herondale - Infernal Devices Trilogy by Cassandra Clare
Jem Carstairs - See Above
Tessa Gray - See Above
Camille Belcourt - See Above
Magnus Bane - See Above
Tommy Lee Jones
"Tomorrow, HYDRA shall stand master of the world, born to victory on the wings of the valkyrie. Our enemies' weapons will be powerless against us. If they shoot down one plane, hundreds more shall rain fire upon them. Cut off one head, two more shall take its place... Hail HYDRA!" - Johann Schmidt AKA The Red Skull, portrayed by Hugo Weaving in the film Captain America: The First Avenger
"Captain America, how exciting! I am a great fan of your films!" - Johann Schmidt AKA The Red Skull
"Not a scratch, Doctor, not a scratch." - Johann Schmidt AKA The Red Skull
"No matter what lies Erskine told you, you see, I was his greatest success!" - Johann Schmidt AKA The Red Skull
"Arrogance is not a uniquely American trait, but I must say you do it better than anyone." - Johann Schmidt AKA The Red Skull
"The itsy-bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the goblin and took the spider out." - Norman Osborn AKA the Green Goblin
"M.J. and I, we're gonna have a hell of a time." - Norman Osborn AKA the Green Goblin
"The problem with wanting is that it makes us weak." - The Darkling, The Grisha Trilogy by Leigh Bardugo
"Fine, make me your villain." - The Darkling, The Grisha Trilogy by Leigh Bardugo
"What is the reason? Soon the why and the reason are gone and all that matters is the feeling. This is the nature of the universe. We struggle against it, we fight to deny it; but it is of course a lie. Beneath our poised appearance we are completely out of control." - The Merovingian, The Matrix: Reloaded
"Oh and Senator, just one more thing - love your suit." - Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs
"At last, my arm is complete again." - Sweeney Todd, Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
"Sing for me angel of afterlife, calming me down; chaos inside my nebula; And make the wrong turn to right in a celestial light, forgive my sacrimony." - Sacrimony by Kamelot; Album: Silverthorn
"I need a way but worlds unwind; Lovers in blood, now divided in heart." Prodigal Son by Kamelot; Album: Silverthorn
"No, my friend. Revenge is the fire that keeps me warm in the eternal cold of the grave." - Gentleman Ghost, Batman: The Brave and the Bold
"Ah, my old necktie. Some things never go out of fashion." - Gentleman Ghost
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you, Van Helsing!" - Count Dracula in Van Helsing
"Memento Mori, Remember we Must Die" - Flyleaf Album
"Once upon a midnight dreary, I pondered weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore - while I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door." - The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe
"You fancy me mad. Madmen know nothing." - The Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allan Poe
"While the stars that oversprinkle, all the heavens seem to twinkle with a crystalline delight; keeping time, time, time in a sort of rhunic rhyme, to the tintinnabulation that so musically wells from the bells, bells, bells, bells, bells, bells, bells..." - The Bells by Edgar Allan Poe
"One kiss, my bony sweetheart, I'm after a prize tonight, and I shall be back with the yellow gold, before the morning's light." - The Highwayman by Alfred Noyes
"It looks, after all, as if you will see Berlin before I do." - Kommandant Von Luger, portrayed by Hannes Messemer in the Great Escape, 1963
"You're like paris, in april and may, you're New York on a silvery day. You're all places that leave me breathless, and no wonder you're all the world to me!" - Fred Astaire in the Royal Wedding
Bands and/or Composers that Inspire my Writing
MaYaN - Bite the Bullet
Leaves' Eyes: Symphony of the Night, Hell to the Heavens, Spirits' Masquerade
Serenity: Wings of Madness, When the Canvas Starts to Burn...
Sirenia - Seven Widows Weep, The Path to Decay, The Other Side, Darkling, Funeral March
Deftones - Passenger
Lacuna Coil - Trip the Darkness, Our Truth, Heaven's a Lie
Stratovarius - Halcyon Days, Unbreakable, Deep Unknown, Stand My Ground, Abandon
Revamp - The Anatomy of a Nervous Breakdown: Neurasthenia (w. Devin Townsend), Precibus, Misery is no Crime, Sins, Distorted Lullabies, Here's My Hell, Head up High, Kill Me with Silence
Symphony X - The End of Innocence, Reign in Madness, Oculus Ex Inferni, Set the World On Fire
Tim Burton and Stephen Sondheim's Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street film sound-track
Devin Townsend Project - Lucky Animals, Juular, Pandemic, Awake, Cry Forever, Angel
Delain - April Rain, Collars and Suits, Mother Machine, We are the Others
Avantasia - Spectres, The Watchmaker's Dream, Where Clock Hands Freeze, Dying for an Angel, The Wicked Symphony
After Forever - Monlith of Doubt, Cry with a Smile, Withering Time, Transitory, Discord, Energize Me, De-Energized, Sins of Idealism
Xandria - A Prophecy of World's To Fall, Valentine
Rammstein - Engel, Asche zu Asche
Nightwish - Ghost Love Score, Storytime, Bye Bye Beautiful, Amaranth, The Escapist, Wish I had an Angel, Nemo, Wishmaster
Epica - The Phantom Agony, Cry for the Moon, Death of A Dream, Resign to Surrender, Unleashed, Never Enough, Storm the Sorrow, Monoply on Truth, Avalanche, Internal Warfare
Florence and The Machine - Breath of Life, Shake it Out, Spectrum
Kamelot - Ashes to Ashes, Falling Like the Fahrenheit, Prodigal Son, Sacrimony, Forever, Hunter's Season, Poetry for the Poisoned Parts 1 - 4, Ghost Opera, The Human Stain, Love you to Death, Rule the World, March of Mephisto, When the Lights Go Down, Serenade, The Haunting (Somwhere in Time)
Welicoruss - Silence of Eternity
Tarja - I feel Immortal, The Crying Moon, Until My Last Breath (Definitely my go-to songs for When World's Touch... which I will finish writing someday... sorry... I got hooked on Schmidt because I can use quotes from the movie and... well... Karl wasn't so talkative...)
Flyleaf - Arise, Again, Beautiful Bride, Chasm, The Kind, In the Dark, I'm so Sick, Fully Alive, Cassie, All Around Me
Secret and Whisper - Spider Besider
Coldplay - Paradise
AFI - Medicate, Miss Murder, Prelude 12/21, I'm Trying Very Hard to Be Here, Beautiful Theives, 37 mm, Girl's Not Grey, Bleed Black, The Leaving Song Part. II
Leonard Bernstein - The Entire West Side Story Original Motion Picture Sountrack, The Overture to Candide
Andrew Lloyd Webber - The entire Original Broadway Production of The Phantom of the Opera, Jesus Christ Superstar
George Gershwin - Everything. My all-time favorite modern classical composer.
Igor Stravinsky - The Firebird Suite, particularly the segment featured in Fantasia 2000 (I don't know why, but I can see Schmidt listening to this in his lab all alone with a glass of schnapps and a cigarette...)
Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov - Sheherazade
Alan Silvestri - The entire Captain America: The First Avenger Motion Picture Soundtrack (Uh... do I even need to bother with this one?)
Charlotte Church - Dream a Dream (For some reason this got stuck as my theme song for my Reth/OC pairing in For Shame and Seduction)
Three Days Grace - Break, The Good Life, Animal I've Become (All the way for the Killer and his Contract)
The Who - I can See For Miles, The Song is Over, Won't Get Fooled Again
Led Zeppelin - Dazed and Confused, Whole Lotta Love, What is and What Should Never Be, Kashmir, Your Time is Gonna Come, Babe I'm Gonna Leave You, Immigrant Song, Friends, Ramble On
Simon and Garfunkel - Bridge over Troubled Water, The Boxer, Cecilia, Got to Keep the Customer Satisfied, Baby Driver
The Fifth Dimension - Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In, Love's Lines, Angles and Rhymes
The Killers - All These Things That I've Done, Sam's Town, Mr. Brightside, Smile Like You Mean It, Somebody Told Me, Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine
The Beatles - Dear Prudence, Magical Mystery Tour, Strawberry Fields Forever, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
The Moody Blues - Nights in White Satin, Are You Sitting Comfortably, I'm Just A Singer (In a Rock n' Roll Band), The Question, The Voice, Ride My See-Saw
Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars
Yes - Starship Trooper, Wonderous Stories, Cinema, It Can Happen, I've Seen All Good People
Overview of my Fics' Status as of present...
Athena - My first and foremost priorty as of present - my most current obsession that has lasted for over... a year WOW!!!
Breaking the Bonds - Is now deleted, as you can see, because it sucked.
The Killer and His Contract - will EVENTUALLY (And that's a big a* Eventually) finish it for my own peace of mind but since traffic stats have dwindled down to nothing...
And I will Last Forever, Unaging, Undying - ugh, I'm at war with myself on this one. I'm not willing to kill Van Helsing and I'm most DEFINITELY not willing to kill Dracula so... a little help here guys?
Angel of Death - More of a short comic-verse, TV episode-esque deal - not a whole lot of plot, just a whole lot of ghostly chaos... which everybody loves right? Alas... I'll get to it eventually...
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hardcover - One-shot, unless I get an urgent request from Baka12, for whom I wrote the fic...
The Right Cards - Alas, I'll have to re-rent the movie and become re-obsessed to re-kindle my love for the plot... will get to it eventually...
When Worlds Touch - Oh Karl, although you do seduce me, my heart currently belongs to Johann Schmidt. But someday... maybe...
For Shame and Seduction - Ok, Ok, my heart was also stolen by Reth...
Let Your Voice Be Heard - One-shot until I update it on Figment, in which case I'll update it on here...
Redemption - Have a plot, but no motivation... sorry guys...
Life in Itself is a Masquerade - oh I do love you so Michael Crawford but... still no motivation... ugh...
And... I think that covers it...
Well, you know all you'd need to about my music passions and obsessions and non-existant lovers so... I guess you could go and read some of my fics now?? And perhaps leave a review, if you're really-super nice?? Pretty please? Free Hugo Weavings and Caps Lock for everyone!!! Everyone wants that right?? -_- Right?
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