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Joined 01-13-10, id: 2215966, Profile Updated: 12-24-10
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

Hey pplz. :) My names Krissy or you can call me Tweet. I'm just ur normal girl who loves to write and luvs to game. Im also a Yaoi girl if you haven't figured out.

Update 12/20/10- HELP PLEASE! Hey guys I need some help. I have an idea for a story it started off as a non-magic harry potter fanfic but I really like the idea so idk if I should go ahead and write it as a fanfic or change the characters and write it as a book. So basically there are these two orphans and this guy is trying to kill them (none original I know) and they have to stay alive long enough to figure out why he wants them,kill him, and find someone to love them. Will they move on and finally start living or will they forever be haunted by this nightmare? Send me a message with ur opinion of what I should do! Thx guys and have a wonderful Christmas and New year!

Hair color: Dark brown hint of red

Eye color: Changes based on what I wear

Age: 14 :)

Residence: S.C

Favorite outfit: My dark jeans, lime green shirt, gamer gloves, and my knee high boots :)

Favorite books: The Body of Christopher Creed, Break, I don't want to be crazy, Far from You, The five people you meet in heaven. The Witch of Blackbird Pond, Alice's adventures in Wonderland, The Harry Potter series, The Diary of Ellen Rimbauer. (manga) Happy Cafe.

Favorite movies: The 13 ghost, Stay Alive, The hitcher, House of Bones, Phantom of the Opera, Alice in wonderland(both versions), Alice(sci-fi version), V is for Vendetta, The Saw series.

Favorite video games: Left 4 dead 1 and 2, Gears of war 1 and 2, COD modern warfare 2, Soul Calibur 4, Borderlands, Rainbowsix vegas 2.

Favorite bands: AFI, Alesana,Blue October,Breaking Benjamin,Bullet for my Valentine,Disturbed,Escape the Fate,Family Force 5, Foo fighters,From autumn to ashed,From first to last,Green day,Hawthorne heights, Korn, Linkin park, Mayday parade, My chemical romance, Mindless self indulgence, Senses fail, Shinedown, Skillet, Slipknot,Taking back sunday, The red jumpsuit apparatus, The used, The word alive,Three days grace.

Favorite anime: Naruto, Code Geass, Fullmetal Alchemist,Bleach, Death Note.

Favorite pairings:







Death Note:

LxLight and LightxL




Harry potter:







Update 6/9/10- I am working on a one shot right now for my first harry potter fanfic it's a funny foursome with Harry, Severus, Remus, and Sirius. Severus and Harry both like each other but they both our tired of having to be in control so they can't have sex cuz they both want to be uke so instead of taking turns they have a bright idea of getting two people who want to be seme. How this solves their problem I don't know but they sure enjoy it.

Update 6/13/10- Okay so two things I'm going out of town this week for a business trip yes a 13 year old on a business trip I'm at the end of writing a book and trying to get in published so thats why. And the book itself I'm having trouble with the last few chapters so thats taking up alot of my time. I'm going to try to maybe get a one-shot or something on here but I'm not promising anything. But have a good summer everyone :)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.(nire like manga)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

Update 6/28/10- Hey guys so a few things 1) I have finished two of my books so now i just have to get them published. I'm so excited. 2) I'm working on some more fanfics to go on here. 3) I got a livejournal account but I don't know what to put on it so if anyone has any ideas of what I should post on there let me I know. So far I have nothing posted so i could really use some help. And i think thats it so have a wonderful summer everyone. :)

Update 9/11/10- Okay so i've got alot of ideas for harry potter fanfics thats my guilty pleasure right now lol anyway there are some malexmale, femalexfemale, and malexfemale. so something for everyone. I have started school again and as much as i hate to say it my school work comes first cuz even though im only in 8th all my classes are high school credits cuz of how we changed the curriculum. So i can't slack like i did last year srry peeps. But i will try my best to keep this updated and uploading fics. Hope everyone has a good school year peace. :)

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Serpent's Persuasion by FawkesFyre reviews
Harry's life isn't where he wants it to be when he prefers the company of snakes to humans. But can his new pet convince him to find a friend where he would've never thought to look himself? And how will his housemates react to Harry's pet snake? Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,287 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Like Smoke From Fire by Myashke reviews
Gwaine helps Merlin lose something in Arthur's bed. Where he sleeps.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,619 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
Mating in the Purest Form by Assassination reviews
[title credit to C.S.] "Ugh...I hate this time of the month," he grumbled, walking through the crowd and lowering his hands with a bored look. "It's worse than girls on their damn periods." [joint effort, AU]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,251 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Dramione pointers by PigfartsPigfartsHereICome reviews
10 do's and dont's for those writing those wonderful Dramione's... Rated M just to be sure, seeing as I don't feel like being suspended today :P
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Kiss me under the Moonlight by Assassination reviews
These two creatures were never supposed to get along, a vampire wasn't supposed to want a werewolf's blood...but why does Ichigo want it? Even more than just that? /AU, IchiRen, RP/
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,074 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - [Ichigo K., Renji A.] - Complete
BondedPair: Fake Prophecy by miki230 reviews
Voldie learns that the prophecys a fake and aims to right the wrongs he has done Harry. Harry is being abused and is saved by Voldie. Now the pair are mates and have vowed to destroy AD! LV/HP Slash. Mpreg Read and Review! DarkHarry OOCVoldie! ronbashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,670 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Nice Neat Boxes by Nyx Myst reviews
Seventh-year Harry starts receiving random secret admirer notes, but from whom? *grins* A/N: I wrote it therefore it must be SLASH. Oh, and Harry is 17 for those who live where that's illegal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,277 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Triquetra by Mottlemoth reviews
Harry/Draco/Snape; complete. "Reality is how frightened people justify wasting their lives." Harry's happy but it feels like he's the only one - and with a blackmailer watching, is there any hope at all of that famous Happily Ever After? M, slashy sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,753 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - [Harry P., Severus S., Draco M.] - Complete
Of Changes and eternities by The Devil's Kin reviews
“Fine Potter! You want to know what is wrong with me?” he yelled. Looking like a wild animal going after his pray, he slowly stalked towrds me, but I did not move an inch... Leaning closer to my face, he whispered in my ear “I’m dead Potter” HP/SS Vampire
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,273 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 78 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Shadow of the Other by atypicalsnowman reviews
HP/SS Slash, slave!Snape. As a creature, Severus has long known he will need to bond with his mate or face being made a slave to the whole of wizardkind. For Harry, the news is a shock made more difficult by the awakening of uncomfortable desires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,071 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 2,944 - Follows: 466 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Broken Chains by KiyoshiMichi reviews
Narcissa runs off with some boy, and Lucius finds himself growing lonely. For the first time in his life, he visits the pens and sees emerald. LMHP Rated M for language and suggestive themes Fuff and OOCness
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
Journal OneShot PWP SSHP by CrisNoWait reviews
After the war Harry returns to school to complete his education, some things have not changed on the surface, however, Harry discovers the benefits of keep up appearances.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,434 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Help, big brother by bellaend reviews
Uchihacest oneshot. After the death of their parents, Sasuke and Itachi are sent off to an orphanage at young ages. Can they cope being alone? Or can they find a way to survive?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,242 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Remedial potions a dream come true by B2J reviews
warnings: spanking, whipping, heavy SLASH, threesome, your kind of story. Harry/Lucius/Severus. Shall I say any more?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,961 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 173 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Pierced by Katria Bloom reviews
Just when I thought you couldn’t find any other ridiculous places to drive a rod through…'HPSS SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Beautiful Music Together by StarryGazer reviews
Slash. After the war, Snape found a hobby that Harry delights in. A short one-shot Snarry written for Leianora, because she cheered me up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Expect the Unexpected by Draconis Angelicus reviews
Harry comes back to Hogwarts five years after graduation. He and Severus have a reunion of sorts. One shot. HPSS Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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Not quite but close enough reviews
This is a very weird foursome between harry,severus,remus,and sirius. Harry and sev are in love but neither want to be seme so they ask remus and sirius for help.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Good and Bad reviews
This was a request from a friend. So this is basically 10 drabbles inspired by one of my playlist. It's the ways Severus and Harry could get together or fall apart. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Tough Love reviews
Naruto and his sister Shire have moved to Konoha with their uncle. The problem is Naruto falls for a guy who reminds Shire of one of the men who killed their parents. Will Naruto get the guy? And will Shire ever be able to live a normal life?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wrong baby wrong reviews
Naruto breaks up with Sasuke and Sakura tries to get sasuke to find someone else. This is SasukexSasori not my fav pairing but I was running out of ideas so enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Sasori - Complete
Nothing 'Baby' reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are training one day when Sasuke calls Naruto baby. How will Naruto react and will he return Sasuke's implied love?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What do you see? reviews
Sasuke and Itachi are in love but Itachi knows after what he has done to Sasuke it would not be right to stay with him. He leaves a note behind when he leaves asking Sasuke was it really love or just revenge.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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