hi all! im shell...new to the fanfiction world, but soaking up every loving, angsty, romantic story of the winchester brothers that i can find! and once i got started reading, i was inspired to write, so i did, and once my best friend read my first chapter and said 'hell yeah' i posted! i am loving the feedback, cuz im a needy needy bitch and ego stroking does it for me like sam and dean!! update: not so new anymore...been reading like they are gonna take it away from me for over a year now, and i still cant get enough!!!!

so, im out there looking for, and enjoying, all you great writers, and have quite a few favorites already and i hope you will give my writing a try as well! as always, thanks for sharing! =

oh, and speaking as someone who often has to skip to the end of a story to make sure it has a happy ending before she can read...rest assured, fanficdom, i will NEVER write you a story with anything but a happy pair of boys loving each other through it all...

Zachariah: You know Sam and Dean Winchester are psychotically, irrationally, erotically codependent on each other, right? (we did!!! about time someone on the show admitted it!)

Dean: You all right, Sammy?
Sam: Yeah, I'm fine.
Gordon: Well, lighten up a little, Sammy.
Sam: He's the only one who gets to call me that.
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Dean: There’s Sam girls and Dean girls. And what’s a slash fan?
Sam: As in….Sam slash Dean. Together.
Dean: Like…together together?
Sam: Yeah.

Dean: Of course, the most troubling question is, why do these people assume we're gay?
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Dean: Your half-caf, double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis.
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Con Manager: Welcome to the first annual Supernatural convention. Uh, at 3:45 in the Magnolia Room we have the panel "Frightened Little Boy the Secret Life of Dean." And at 4:30, there's the "Homoerotic Subtext of Supernatural." And of course, the big hunt starts at 7 p.m. sharp.
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Sam: …Your disgusting food in the fridge.
Dean: What’s wrong with my food?
Sam: It’s not food anymore, Dean! It’s Darwinism!
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Sam: Dean, this is a very serious investigation. We don’t have time for any of your blah blah blah blah…blah blah blah blah…blah…blah blah blah blah.
Sam: Right, cuz that’s how it happened. I don’t sound like that Dean.
Dean: That’s what you sound like to me.

Dean: (to Sam) You get online, check old obits, freak accidents, that sort of thing. See if she’s whacked anybody before.
Sam: Right.
Dean: Don’t go surfing porn, that’s not the kind of whacking I mean.

Sam: You remember Cinderella? The pumpkin that turns into a coach and the mice that become horses?
Dean: Dude! Could you be more gay? Don't answer that.

Dean: Dude, you were making some serious happy noises. Who are you dreaming about? Angelina Jolie?

Sam: No...
Dean: Brad Pitt?
Sam: No. No!

Sam: I’m just gonna go through some files. You can go ahead and get goin.
Dean: Sorry?
Sam: Go ahead, unleash the Kraken.

Dean / Sam: You think you're being funny but you're being really really childish... Sam Winchester wears make-up... Sam Winchester cries his way through sex... Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by his bed and every morning when he wakes up he... OK ENOUGH!!

Dean: That fabric softener teddy bear... Oh want to hunt that little bitch down

~deansgirl369