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Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Psychonauts, Team Fortress 2, X-Men: The Movie, and StarTrek: The Original Series.
Hi everybody! My name is Substandard Producer (as you can undoubtedly see from the big ol' name up there). I like writing and drawing! Obviously! Uhhh... yeah.
I can also be found on deviantART under the name substandardproducer. I'm in the process of transferring my stories oer to ffn from dA, but I won't take them down from dA. Yeah!
I have nothing else to say at the moment, but expect my profile to get better once I think of things to say.
~My Personal Creed (one of many, actually):~
If it's not fun, altruistic, or lucrative, why do it?
Lawyer guy: This is a third-rate show on a fourth-rate network.
Dan Rydell: Yeah, but that's all gonna change when I grow a goatee.
Casey McCall: He's just crazy enough to do it, too.
Watson: Get that out of my face.
Holmes: It's not in your face, it's in my hand.
Watson: Get what's in your hand out of my face.
Sherlock Holmes (2009 movie)
Shego: NO TOUCHIE MY MONKEY!
Toby Ziegler: There is literally nobody in the world I don't hate right now.
~The West Wing
Homer: Son, I know how you feel. When I was a kid, I really wanted a baseball glove, but my dad wouldn't get me one. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor said I might have brain damage.
Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?
Homer: I like stories.
Turk: I GOT HIS HEART! I GOT HIS HEART! I! GOT! HIS! HEAAAARRRRTTT!!!
Harry: When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you want the rest of your life to start right now.
~When Harry Met Sally
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