Author has written 22 stories for Evangelion, Love Hina, Naruto, and Harry Potter.
Emergency Warnings: Still aliiiiiiiiiive. . .and you're all fucked.
-The Man: Jack T. Cynical: fanfiction's drunken, angry, cyborg uncle who loves you very much. Yes, you! All of you. Especially you, you know who you are.
-The Plan: Update every Friday of the first full weekend of the new month.
-The Reason: Let's face it folks, updating authors who are worth a damn are hard to come by, not to say that I'm worth a damn. I write this stuff to entertain myself and quiet the voices in my head. Quite of few of you seem to dig it too. I'm not out to change the world, just to mock it and have fun till I decide to step off. So, wanna play along till then?
-The Motivation: A wild imagination, booze, and my own amusement. Lots of booze. And temporarily. . .DRUGS!