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Joined 01-14-10, id: 2216554, Profile Updated: 09-27-11
Author has written 4 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Name: Mello

Age: 92

Gender: Female

Obsessed with: Hell of a lot of things.

Listens to: Vocaloids and and otherness.

Lives in: Your closet.

Am I a good writer?: I am not! No matter what everyone else says I SUCK. D: Same with drawing.

Do I have any self confidence in my artistic skills?: Hell naw. >:o

Do we all live in a giant vagina?: Yes. Yes we do.

One with Russia: да

Oh, btw, I usually don't fix mistakes until after I post a damn fanfic...'cause I'm G like that.

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The Catalyst by Miss Trouillefou reviews
1. A substance that increases the rate of a chemical reaction without itself undergoing any change. 2. Somebody or something that makes a change or brings about an event. Shizaya. Language and sexual content.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,057 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Inertia Creeps by Cennis reviews
If everyone but you believes you're mad, who is wrong? Ciel Phantomhive, patient D18, is not mad. Sebastian Michaelis, new orderly at St. Victoria's Asylum, agrees.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 252,256 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
You Can't Take the Sky from Me by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,083 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 2,125 - Follows: 1,915 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
Phantom High School Host Club by kmlo2 reviews
AU. At the end of the corridor of the East Wing in the main building of Stoneleigh Park Academy, there is a door. Open that door, and you will see that blinding light, and hear those sweetly-spoken words; 'Welcome, Princess...'
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,094 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Wants and Needs by Reyuna Yukimura reviews
In which there is sex pollen, Tony is needy and horny, and Steve is more than happy to be ridden like a fucking bronco. Except, it takes a while because Steve's got Morals and Scruples.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,020 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 95 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Linguistic Propensities of Sherlock Holmes by dcfg21 reviews
or How John Learned to Love the Oxford Dictionary . John is turned on by the sound of Sherlock's voice and his penchant for large words. Sherlock finds out.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
All For You by TheAlmightyPrussia reviews
Pru/Au: Gilbert's presence has become even more threatening to Roderich's sanity lately, but will some interesting information from Ludwig be the perfect blackmail material? Or, will Roderich realize the real reason for Gilbert's motives?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,636 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
L What If Parody by Ratt9 reviews
What if L wanted to become a two headed monster? What if L has identity crisis? What if L discoveres the wonders of Vegas? What if L watches James Bond? What if L goes skydiving with Light and Misa? Find out that and others! Crackfic. O.O.C. Slightly A/U
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,967 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - L
Drop Dead, Gorgeous by Uphill Both Ways reviews
AU, Shizaya. Both well-known stars in the porn industry, Shizuo and Izaya's agents decide to bring the two together for possibly their biggest production yet. What they didn't count on, was the roller-coaster of trying to get the two to cooperate.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,327 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
BFFF by CryHOg reviews
Let's face it. We all have that certain coworker we can't stand and wish they would just die. Harsh,yes. But that's how we feel sometimes. But after a few beers will you become friends? Or Lovers? No? How 'bout married? No? Then-oh...OH!...oh? AmerEngld
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,957 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - America, England/Britain
We All Have Our Kinks by deecherrywolf reviews
Just my fills from the Kink meme, because I'm too lazy to post them separately and they aren't long enough for that anyways. Will update slowly, as I need to edit a lot of them. I'll probably still miss things, like always OTL
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 95,953 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Cinderella by M-iikado reviews
Once upon a time there was a little boy called Len, who had stopped talking to protetc his sister Rin. What would happen when he meets Kaito, school's most popular student and leader of the music band Type H ? Yaoi, Lemon and Craziness ! R&R, free cookie!
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,620 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Len K., Kaito S. - Complete
Mildly Offensive Story About People We Know by missmesmerizingstrange reviews
Canada's "mean." Russia is black. Alfred and Arthur are love-struck with each other's fem selves. Guest starring Michael Jackson. Epic sex within!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2011 - America, England/Britain
Of Perverse Siblings by Xanaischemical reviews
CRACK ONESHOT LOL: Rin walks upstairs to hear something she has hoped for all along... Oh wait, what! Rated M for severe adult themes and yaoi and fangirls and nosebleeds. Heheheh...
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Kaito S., Len K. - Complete
Vital Lollipops by Hate Me-I Dare You reviews
A trip to the Eiffel Tower turns into something... well... something that may cause the almighty France to need a change of underwear. Who knew 'vital regions' would make such good candy moldings?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Canada, France - Complete
Tengoku ni Ochiru by Gosangoku reviews
It's hypocritical. It's wrong. But it's so damn addictive. Arthur Kirkland's a therapist with a dark past, and Alfred F. Jones is a young man with high aspirations and big problems. Can they help each other? — US/UK. More pairings inside!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 108,720 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - America, England/Britain
Plans by Drosselmeyer's Ancestor reviews
Izaya never lets himself do a half-assed job when it comes down to Shizuo. So when he makes a plan to get Shizuo off his back...Drabble, and a bit of making out...
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
We Are Kings and Queens by DeviantSlashGod reviews
My Lord is rather affectionate this morning, isn't he?" Kyouya x Tamaki, eventual yaoi. The twins decide that enough is enough, and they will sort out this sexual frustration one way or another, even if it meant locking them in a closet.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 63,855 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Secrets and Lies by Little Miss Julia reviews
Ever since Haruhi came into the picture, Tamaki has seemed to abandon Kyoya. What will happen when the jealousy becomes too much for the Shadow King? Find out how the two friends deal with their rocky relationship. Rated M for later content. YAOI!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,256 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O.
It All Started With A Shot of Tequila by piqueprincess reviews
Arthur was sulking after catching his wife cheating again, and gets totally wasted. But fate has it that he gets picked up by a the son of a powerful CEO, Alfred. They quickly go from strangers to friends to... lovers? T for now, but rating may change.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,655 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - America, England/Britain
Second Chance by ArixaBell reviews
It's twenty years after the devastating end of the third world war, when many countries were destroyed. The surviving nations are surprised to discover those that were lost, reborn as humans. USUK main, Spamano, mentions of various other pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,031 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The WineFreak and Who? by royalsprinkles reviews
MOAR smut! :D It switches between country and human names, just so ya know.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2010 - France, Canada - Complete
This Dance by Sunny Day in February reviews
Antonio wants Lovino to be his dancepartner at Austria's ball. Lovino, struggling with his growing feelings of love and affection for everyone's favorite tomato-bastard as always, agrees. Now, there could be worse things, right? Spain/Romano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,394 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Gilbert Makes Elizaveta's Story Awesomer by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
After barging into Elizaveta and Roderich's empty bedroom and finding an unfinished story, Gilbert decides to make it go from suckish to awesome. T for Gilbert's language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Don't You Know Which Clothes Even Fit Me? by CarbonBlack reviews
When America is coerced into retrieving England from one of the last places in the world he expected to find the Brit, he sets out on a mission to experience and expose this interesting and strangely un-lame side of his former brother.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,843 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - America, England/Britain
The Act of Viewing Music by TwinKoi reviews
Hungary thought is was a normal day, going about doing her normal chores, till a certain red eyed knight disturbed the music. PrussiaXAustria. Uses country names.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
An Unwanted Link by ChangeofHeart reviews
When one of the Italy brother's haircurl is pulled, BOTH of them feel it. This leads for some remarkably awkward situations. Main focus Spamano, with a secondary Gerita. A response to a request on the KinkMeme!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/23/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Of Seamen and Landlubbers by Canadino reviews
America, a new admiral for the Allies of Hetalia, must protect the seas with justice! Will he foil England's pirate plans, or will he have everything stolen from underneath him, including his heart? USUK, S/R, F/C, G/J, G/I
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,045 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - America, England/Britain
Hide and Seek by Redawilo reviews
America's idea of "fun" does not match up with England's. And sadly, it does not match up with a lot of other nation's ideas, either.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
In Which Francis has a Brilliant Idea by FlightAngel reviews
Antonio does not have a hot piece of ass. And Lovino certainly does not want it. Spain/Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/31/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Separated by a Common Language, Indeed by ai-08 reviews
In which America gives England a condom and England is properly mortified. If by mortified you mean extremely interested. Based on the "rubber" comic. UKxUS, and pretty much the rest of the world as well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,272 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Duties of an Austrian Maid by Hazel-Beka reviews
Roderich makes the bad decision of going out drinking with Gilbert, Arthur and co. He makes another bad decision when he accepts Gilbert's challenge of a drinking competition. If he loses? Well Gilbert did once say that he wanted Roderich to be his maid..
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,038 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Peep by icypinkpop reviews
Advice from a little yellow bird? Nah. That could never cause something like this. PrussiaXAustria. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,312 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Of Murder and Magic by Dark Fairy of Chaos reviews
Gakuen Hetalia AU. When a student is found murdered, and Arthur is named the next victim. Arthur takes it upon himself to solve the mystery. But will it take his life to solve it? USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,389 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Project Pandora's Box by Sora Blade707 reviews
Arthur, Matthew, and Francis are the best agents in their countries. What happens when they get transferred over to a top secret branch somewhere in America? They begin to doubt their ability. USxUK, FraCan, and others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,021 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - America, England/Britain
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My Bribe reviews
If you read anyone of my other fanfics then you know what to expect. If you haven't then CRACK, and pure nonsense, and naughty words, and yaoi mentioned. I bribed my friend, this is the bribe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
ROAD TRIP reviews
Spain and Romano go on a road trip to a magical place. Freakiest road trip eva! CRACK! T for Romano's bad words!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Magical Dreams reviews
When I dream Hetalia characters start doing some pretty naughty stuff. CRACK! AmericaxCanada USUK Franada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
WHOOSH reviews
Magical hair curls, ninja Spain, pants on Mars, 'volcanoes', and wonderful times on France's lawn. Oh my...Summary phail!. Just read it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete