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Author has written 3 stories for Star Wars.

Hey this is a great way to get stuff published for people who care to read!! Do me a favor and read my stuff :)

Come to the Dark Side we have Hayden Christiansen!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out more than five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever wished you can go into a book and strangle some of the charecters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this on your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was cool not to breath. Copy and paste this if you would be the 8 percent laughing their butts off!

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

If you wish fictional charecters are real, copy and paste this on your profile. (Who said they weren't real? They're just hiding from me!)

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you are madly in love with a fictional character copy this onto your profile

If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like accents, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

When ever you here the word Star Wars you stop what you are doing, perk up, and eavesdrop, copy and paste this on your profile (I never fail to do that...)

If when your friends/family tell you that Star Wars isn't real and you spazz out copy and paste

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

I ran with scissors, and lived!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

98 percent of the world's population believe that they're bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that never lost theirs. (LOL JUST KIDDING!)

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burst into a fit of laughter for no apparent reason (other than some inside joke that no one else in the universe would find funny) copy this onto your profile.

If you sometimes absolutely have to write something, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever SQUEE!ed involuntarily after seeing you favorite actor/actress/movie/book character, copy and paste this into your profile...

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.


Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies!

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Sometimes you make me so mad I want to throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you.

You know you're an author if...

You talk to yourself alot. (Alot meaning all the time...) "I honestly can't help it.."

You'll check your e-mail every day off the week.

You constantly start talking in third person, past or present tense. "On accident i swear!"

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason.

Why America has problems...

1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

3. Only in America do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries and diet coke.

4. Only in America do banks leave both doors open but chain the pens to the counters.

5. Only in America there are people who leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put useless junk in the garage.

A few things to do in Wal-mart...

1. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

2. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

3. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

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Heart Already Won reviews
Ferrus has been taken over to the Sith who greatly value his intelligence. Siri and Obi-wan, and Padmé and Anakin have been split apart and tensions arise as they struggle with distances and being discovered. Does the connection between Padmé and the assassination attempts also involve the mysterious and unknown Dark Lord of the Sith? P/A Obi/Siri CW AU ACTION & ROMANCE R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,852 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
Valentine's Day reviews
Post 'Duchess of Mandalore'. One-shot! Some fluff. Rated K. Padme/Anakin. The couple get a few good minutes of alone time in Padme's office. Read and Review!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Light in the scandal reviews
Padmé's is reunited with her childhood friend.... with plenty of things to hide herself... what happens when she walks in on Padmé's biggest secret?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,843 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala