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Joined 01-14-10, id: 2217008, Profile Updated: 10-25-13
Author has written 18 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Radio Dramas, and Once Upon a Time.

10/25/13

Q: What am I writing now?

A: Spinner!Rum. Stay tuned.


9/20/2013: I'm posting more on AO3 than here. If you want to find me and my more current work, I'm under the same penname. :)

http://archiveofourown.org/users/sfiddy/pseuds/sfiddy

I have a twitter account. I sometimes even use it. http://twitter.com/sfiddyfic or just @sfiddyfic

I'm a scientist, do sciency things, and use fic as an outlet for the other forms of imagination/creative thinking I do. I'm multifandom, and never start a story without knowing how I will end it.

Sublimation was lovingly beta'd by the magnificent (chef) Diamondheart (author of Moonshadow and creator of the Bella and Jacob Chronicles on Twilighted), for whom I do not have enough superlatives.

As for Harry Potter stuff, I like Severus Snape. No apologies.

Don't get me started on Sherlock... I won't be able to shut up. I write casefic-style stories that emphasize the funny, the touching, and the science.

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The Science of Friendship by Pickwick12 reviews
Sherlock's friends force him to write. What will the results be? Non-Slash. Includes the perspectives of other characters as well.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 61 - Words: 22,207 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Sealed With a Kiss by beeeinyourbonnet reviews
With a kingdom ravaged by war, Belle finds solace in anonymous letters-until she's ripped from her homeland by a beast. Or: The one where Belle and Rumpelstiltskin are secret penpals before he deals for her.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
Queen to Bishop 6 by ParadigmFilter reviews
Now AU: What if Regina had actually played the Belle card earlier? Speculations on the nature of the curse. Eventual Rumbelle, with much meandering. Features other characters with less air time
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 123,434 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle
Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan reviews
INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,363 - Reviews: 4863 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How to Seduce a Werewolf by leelator reviews
First Place Winner "All Time Favorite Wolf Story" JacobBlack-N-Pack Awards 2012. Years have passed since Edward left Bella in the forest. She treats her best friend, Jake, like a beloved pair of old jeans. Jake is NOT happy. When he takes matters into his own hands, Bella realizes she needs to learn how to seduce a werewolf.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 157,795 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Jacob, Bella
Never Take Chrysanthemums From Stamens by little furry cannibals reviews
Communication is the key to any good relationship; too bad no one told Jacob that applied to fatherhood as well. Join our favorite naive couple in the fine art of child-rearing! Gratuitous plants may be involved as well.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,455 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Paradigm Alteration by FireTigerSoul reviews
After a slight head injury, Penny comes to realize how much the boys care for her well-being. She also realizes a certain someone might care more than they let on...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,419 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
Hey! Wanna Play? by little furry cannibals reviews
"Jake that's not going to fit!" Virgins usually can't handle geometery without a little hands on experience. A series of one-shots by different authors. Rated M for language only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
After the Rain by WolvesCanEatMe reviews
Embry's twin sister arrives in La Push for the first time and gets more than a family reunion. After a crash course in supernatural monsters, she gets imprinted on. Can her family convince her to stay? Will she accept her new life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,376 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Jacob - Complete
Better Now by MeraNaamJoker reviews
Charlie got Bella the professional help she needed when Edward took off. Now Edward's back, and she's different. AU New Moon - after Volterra- and Eclipse. Mostly in-character, Edward's not villainized.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,186 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Bella - Complete
Enough by chef diamond heart reviews
2X WINNER in the After Your Heart Stops Beating Contest! Can love really overcome all obstacles? A fireside tale of tragic decisions, enduring love & unyielding fate. Who can say where truth ends and legend begins?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,206 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Jacob, Bella
Needs Must by Aurette reviews
How long does a thirsty man stare at a glass of water before he takes a sip? How long can a woman keep putting another first before she rebels? EWE?, SS/HG, Adultery.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,416 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Benevolent Punishment by Mother of Tears reviews
Two years after the war, a dissatisfied Muggle science teacher wonders why he has gaps in his memory. Miles away, a young woman awakes from a two year coma with no memory at all. Alternate ending to the Half Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,646 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
What was she doing? by Mrstrentreznor reviews
AU Bella is drawn to one of the pack. She can't understand why, but she acts on it none the less. Warning; some language, teen sex, some drinking
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,041 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Bella, Paul] - Complete
The Tattered Man by Aurette reviews
I was once asked to write a Marriage Law Challenge fic by someone who loves a sad tale. This short story is it. Angst, Character Death. Tissues recommended. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,832 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Caretaker by Aurette reviews
Ron saves Snape's life after the Battle of Hogwarts, invoking a new life debt, and something else... AU, EWE?, SS/HG, M for Language and Sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,137 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Moonshadow: a Twilight Bella and Jacob Story by chef diamond heart reviews
One of the very first Jacob-Bella fics! What if Edward kept his promise and Bella never heard from the Cullens again? Jacob was more than willing to console her, would she have the sense to let him? Just a nice love story - with monsters. Rated at 108 degrees. Initial story in The Moonshadow Continuum, where the love continues ...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,275 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Airlocks and the Passage of Grief by Theolyn reviews
A quiet look at Zoe's journey through grief, and her emergence on the other side.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Zoe W.
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Sanctuary reviews
Chased by clerics with evil intentions, Belle flees to an isolated village. There, an outcast and abandoned Rumplestiltskin toils under terrible obligation to support his beloved son. Two lonely candles in an ocean of darkness. A Spinner!Rum AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,028 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle
Texture reviews
Belle discovers what's under all that silk and leather. Dark Castle. Very Descriptive. PWP. No regrets.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
Distance reviews
Lacey wants some of Mr. Gold's best whiskey. He's unimpressed with her palate, but offers to make her a deal for some- She can earn it. PWP. Voyeurism.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle, Lacey - Complete
Gold Restoration reviews
Mr. Gold is a quiet shop owner and ruthless dealmaker. After getting burned on a deal, he realized he can use a pen, not a sword, and has spent 16 years trying to restore his son's fortune. Just as he was giving up hope, a newcomer to the neighborhood helps him with more than his lost holdings, something he never thought he could use again: his heart. Rating earned.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,034 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
Spun reviews
They rotate around each other like celestial bodies- influencing, orbiting, but never touching. Until they crash. Moments I imagine from both FairyTale Land as well as Storybrooke with resolution. No drama, no battle, just fun.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,895 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
The Best Cup Of Tea reviews
The Doctor drops by to visit the Ponds and over-complicates everything again. Simple rhyming poetry format, no deep knowledge of Doctor Who necessary to enjoy. Sweet, fluffy, and maybe a little touching, too.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2013 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
Family Counseling reviews
Immediate sequel to Relationship Therapy. Lestrade asks Sherlock to investigate an error at the Bank of England that may have repercussions all the way to Downing. With the help of a young protege, Sherlock and John uncover a plot that was unexpectedly complex, yet obvious from the start, and as close as their own sitting room. Written for friends and fun.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,595 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sublimation reviews
Jacob and Bella fall in love, delaying the phase, but the pack has to fight the danger lurking in shadow. Bella finds the strength to grow, and mends the damage done to her relationship with Charlie. Wolf-centric, Cullen friendly. Rated for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 211,660 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
No Place for a Toblerone reviews
Cabin Pressure: Arthur Schappey thinks Toblerones ought to be everywhere. Russell Brand suggests otherwise, and what follows is your typical odd, funny, and completely nutty episode on the airdot.
Radio Dramas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Cabin Pressure - Complete
The Grateful Flesh reviews
"Because," the Doctor began, pointing his finger and directing them to enter the room, "You two are sentient beings. You're alive, you react, feel pain, joy and I'm not blipping you into goo just because you're inconvenient." The Amy and Doctor Gangers get a second chance. Limited time offer, only. Moderately AU. 11th Doctor/Amy, 11th Doctor Ganger/Amy Ganger
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/7/2012 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
The Adventure of the Fob Watch reviews
A new client's concern for his eccentric lodger turns into an improbable adventure for Sherlock Holmes and John Watson. But improbable does not equal impossible, and the boys of Baker Street get wrapped in the strange events surrounding the odd repairman with the unlikely name. A Chameleon Arch Wholock mashup inspired by a single tweet from Audreyii fic.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,530 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2012 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Relationship Therapy reviews
Dr. John Watson took Mycroft's advice and fired his therapist and got a new one, as required by his Army discharge. This one has a different focus: relationships. Unsurprisingly, things get a little pear-shaped, especially when a case gets involved. A little ridiculous, angst-free, and a respite from the Reichenfeels.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,243 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Triumph of logic reviews
Clever Bella Swan worked out a way to choose her date. Too bad things don't work the way she planned. Just a reminder to treat people right, no matter how smart you think you are. AH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Bella - Complete
Arbor Day reviews
Entry for Pavarti's Teabagging Twilight contest. Yep...that's it. M only for subject matter and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Jacob - Complete
The End reviews
Flashes of memory are little filaments of silver in a makeshift pensieve. Severus Snape eases his own way. A sad loveletter to HP fic-dom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Edward Cory reviews
Not much news makes it down the slime line, but what does is disturbing for Jacob Black. Rated M for language only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Etude reviews
Entry for the "Two Is Better Than One" contest. Set aside by his one love, Edward is forced to re-enter the world on new terms. Slash. By sfiddy with Bragi151
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,099 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Edward - Complete
Bacon reviews
Darksper. Things go very wrong at Bella's birthday party, but nothing is what you think it is.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Jasper - Complete