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Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Harry Potter.

i am v im'passion'd about DONUTS.

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now i dabble in le world of ~harold pooter~ but I make him a girl bc what is gender anyway?

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Petal in the Rain by pratty-prongs-princesse reviews
Entrapped in a snobbish boarding school, Lily Evans mischievously escapes for one night, fatefully encountering London's most eligible bachelor, Lord James Potter. Set in 1940 during the Battle of Britain. A story of love, war, magic and deception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 279,492 - Reviews: 4082 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 2,424 - Updated: 9/12 - Published: 12/13/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Albus Potter and the Abyssal Vortex by NoahPhantom reviews
*SERIES COMPLETE!* Book 7 of 7, sequel to "Albus Potter and the Chaos Contagion." (Read all previous installments first!) The fate of the world hangs in the balance as Albus discovers there is a very fine line between power and madness, a very blurry line between right and wrong, and no line at all between our world and the Abyssal Vortex. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 243,144 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 8/26/2016 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Teddy L., Albus S. P., Victoire W., Lucy W. - Complete
To Begin Again by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy lead a ragtag group of rebels against Lord Mort - Voldemort's new, stronger incarnation. Features Vampires,Veela,Werewolves,Dementors,Ghosts,Poltergeists,Succubi,Naga,Ancient Spells,Animal Transfiguration/Animagi,DeathlyHallows,War Violence. Post-Hogwarts A/U. Draco/Hermione, Blaise/Pansy, Neville/Penelope, Jeremy/Willemu,Snape,Theo,Viktor,Harry,etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 323,699 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 1,599 - Updated: 3/4/2016 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Albus Potter and the Chaos Contagion by NoahPhantom reviews
*SERIES COMPLETE!* Book 6/7. Sequel to "Albus Potter and the Hourglass Empire." Magical science, like Muggle technology, has progressed so rapidly that the world is destabilizing. Spells of unknown limits are now possible. Dabbling with this kind of power changes a person: the Chaos Contagion will take your mind, and nothing can get it back. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 183,642 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/7/2015 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Albus S. P., Rose W., Hugo W., Lily Luna P. - Complete
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12861 - Favs: 5,913 - Follows: 5,285 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Well Roared, Lion by treeson reviews
It seemed ironic that the one thing that could ruin the magical world, the defeat of Voldemort, and Hermione Granger's perfectly ordered life was a book. Time-travel fic. Tom/Hermione. DH-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 129,501 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 1,775 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
Albus Potter and the Hourglass Empire by NoahPhantom reviews
*SERIES COMPLETE!* Book 5/7. Anything is possible with magic... even a hidden city buried beyond discovery beneath the shifting Egyptian sands. Sequel to "Albus Potter and the Descent of Dismiusa." Hogwarts has been shaken. Scarred but intact, Albus fights to keep his mind as darkness closes in from all directions. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 200,167 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Albus S. P., Rose W., Lily Luna P., James S. P. - Complete
Chaos Theory by Tessa Crowley reviews
Chaos: when the present determines the future, but the approximate present does not approximately determine the future. One gene varies, one neuron fires, one butterfly flaps its wings, and Draco Malfoy's life is completely different. Draco has always found a certain comfort in chaos. Perhaps he shouldn't. Featuring Genius!Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 103,285 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 4/25/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Severus S. - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 14703 - Favs: 21,458 - Follows: 13,503 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Albus Potter and the Descent of Dismiusa by NoahPhantom reviews
*SERIES COMPLETE!* Book 4/7. Sequel to "Albus Potter and the Sandblood Rising." Albus is stressed. The world is in turmoil, and his family is in danger; even his own mind is acting strange. And an ancient power is awakening. Who will seize control, or will it run wild? Legends will come to life and death will be cheated in Albus's 4th year. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 217,531 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Albus S. P., Rose W., James S. P. - Complete
Death's Dare by greenconverses reviews
After an attempt on her life, Apollo decides Rachel needs a bodyguard and who best to fill that position than a certain son of Hades? Too bad they're not going to make things easy for each other, especially when it comes to their feelings. Rachel/Nico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,913 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Rachel D., Nico A.
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11155 - Favs: 10,013 - Follows: 8,859 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Albus Potter and the Sandblood Rising by NoahPhantom reviews
*SERIES COMPLETE!* Book 3/7. They call themselves Sandbloods. They're Squibs; less than Mudbloods, their magic dried up, like mud to sand. They've targeted the Potters. Unaware of this, and eager to learn to use two wands, Albus enters third year. But if he suddenly can't use even the simplest spells, how will he fight the Sandblood Rising? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 143,184 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
Albus Potter and the Lunar Eclipse by NoahPhantom reviews
*SERIES COMPLETE!* Book 2/7. Sequel to "Albus Potter and the Global Revelation." Structured like original HP books. Albus begins his second year at Hogwarts, immediately becoming immersed in the mysteries of a suspicious Lunar Eclipse festival and strange noises coming from the forest and under the castle. Longer summary inside. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 105,618 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
Albus Potter and the Global Revelation by NoahPhantom reviews
*SERIES COMPLETE!* Book 1/7. Structured like original HP books. Albus starts at Hogwarts! The world is in tumult over a vital question: in the age of technology, should Muggles be informed of magic now before they find out anyway? But there are more problems (see long summary inside). And Albus is right in the center of them all. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,469 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
The Willemina and all its Properties by the punchline reviews
"You're a liar," said Sirius with a smirk, his eyes alight with the revelation. "That kiss did redirect the Nereus Ville! You fancy me, don't you?" Staring shamefully down at her hands, Charlie grumbled, "Only sometimes."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,194 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
You want to know why? by Trace Reading reviews
Hermione has a few things to say to people who think she'd have been better off with someone else.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Witchcraft by a Picture by anyavioletta reviews
If you think that Hogwarts was squeaky clean in the 1940's, think again. Sex, drugs, violence, love, jealousy, and a bit of murder… Welcome to Hogwarts! Tom Riddle/OC, Alphard Black/OC, OC/OC. Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 231,393 - Reviews: 1839 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
The Imprinted Chronicles: Book Three by mel.wolfgirl reviews
The butterfly landed on his nose. Her palm brushed against the soft fur of his muzzle as she whispered into his mind to not be frightened, that she wouldn't be frightened if he wasn't either. They could be not scared together. Nessie/OC Child Imprint Fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 368,941 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1893 - Favs: 3,867 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Imprinted Chronicles: Book Two by mel.wolfgirl reviews
Cassie laughed, a soft breathy sound that sent the shiver right back down his spine. It was a laugh that would've caught his attention even without the imprint, and in that moment Paul didn't care if she was a lunatic or not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 383,948 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Paul - Complete
Chimaera of Judgement by Jessica-X reviews
NOVELLA. Albus Potter has dealt with bullying from bunkmates and his brother, and little else. Now he and Rose are entering year five, and he finds himself wishing for more excitement and fewer annoyances... but only the first will come true. :COMPLETE:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 54 - Words: 231,832 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - [Albus S. P., OC] Rose W. - Complete
The Imprinted Chronicles: Book One by mel.wolfgirl reviews
Series of imprint based fics, non-canon after Eclipse. Book One: "Your girl picks on kids. That's cool." Paul slapped a fourth piece of pizza on top of her third, apparently his way of showing his approval.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 238,656 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Embry - Complete
Seven Years With James by Lkay09 reviews
Companion to Seven Years With Lily but from Lily's perspective. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,098 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Eden by obsessmuch reviews
An obsession that destroys everything it touches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 265,457 - Reviews: 3403 - Favs: 1,844 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5967 - Favs: 10,078 - Follows: 3,319 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 4,882 - Follows: 1,474 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Vox Corporis by MissAnnThropic reviews
Following the events of the Goblet of Fire, Harry spends the summer with the Grangers, his relationship with Hermione deepens, and he and Hermione become animagi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 323,186 - Reviews: 4519 - Favs: 9,397 - Follows: 2,802 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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Irisana reviews
Stuck between what she sees and what they say, Amelia Potter is a little smarter and a lot stranger than the Girl Who Lived you expected. (AU, magical synesthesia.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,414 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 5/8/2016 - Published: 1/22/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
A Girl & A Boy Destined For A Curse & A Ploy reviews
Percy I'm-Such-A-Prick Jackson and Annabeth I'm-So-Effing-Ugly Chase are as unlike as two people can be. But what do you get when you put hate, lust, gods, boarding school and a journey of epic proportions togther? Easy. You get love.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,073 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Road Trip reviews
A road trip. It was just a random idea from a crappy thing that happened and yet...it turned out to be so much more. Annabeth and Percy find out so, so much more. And DO so, so much more. FLUFF-FILLED. LEMONS LATER.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 51,003 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete