SweetLouise
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Joined 01-15-10, id: 2217527, Profile Updated: 08-29-10
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight.

Name: Louise

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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you love Chihuahuas, post this in your profile.

If you adore cheese, let the world know and post this in your profile.

Diamonds don't come as big as bricks. If you're short but a diamond nonetheless, post this into your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If your friends and family do not know about your secret obsession with writing fanfiction, post this on your profile.

Stereotypes

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm
(half) BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm SHORT so I MUST be dumpy.

I'm TALL so I MUST be thin.

I don't like HUGS so I MUST be anti-social.

I like ART so I MUST be a geek.

I hate STEREOTYPES, so I MUST try and use them as little as possible.

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Mermaid reviews
Serena is a mermaid. When she breaks the rules, she has no choice but to become a half-human. What will happen when the vampires find her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,570 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Aro, Alec
Pretty Girl, Ugly World reviews
A one-shot on Heidi's life as a fashion model. Contains some language and mentions of drugs and implied eating disorders.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Heidi - Complete
The Sorry Tale of Didyme Volturi reviews
Didyme's story of love and betrayal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Didyme, Aro
Gianna reviews
It was her life, but now she can burn in hell. Dark theme. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Gianna - Complete
Bree reviews
A one-shot on Diego's last thoughts as he is killed by Victoria and Riley.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Diego, Bree - Complete
Magical reviews
Angela wants to leave Forks - but there's one last thing she's got to do.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Angela, Bella - Complete
Precious reviews
On a tour of the Volterra, teased and taunted Seraphina is saved from being eaten when her potential for becoming a talented vampire is discovered. Has Seraphina finally found a place where she can belong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Aro, Heidi
Emmett's Pet reviews
Emmett gets a pet... and Bella learns why he shouldn't own animals.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete