Cairistona
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Joined 01-15-10, id: 2217550, Profile Updated: 02-06-14
Author has written 17 stories for Scarlet Pimpernel, White Collar, Transformers, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Transformers/Beast Wars, Revolution, and Emma.

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Let's see... what shall I tell? I'm twenty-three, and I'm a college senior, majoring in English. I also like to draw a little in my spare time. I have a deviantArt page, , where I mostly just have Transformers drawings and some car photos.

My Favorite TV Shows: G1 Transformers series (except for season 3), Transformers Prime, The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, White Collar (only the first couple seasons), Burn Notice (only the first four seasons), Revolution (only the first season).

My Favorite Books: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Adam Douglas;The Scarlet Pimpernel, Baroness Orczy; C.S. Forrester’s Horatio Hornblower series; Shakespeare's Othello

My Favorite Transformers: Optimus Prime is the ultimate Autobot, of course, but I love Ironhide and adore Bumblebee, and Prowl's pretty high on the list, too. And seriously, the femme-bots rock. They should have gotten way more screentime. Soundwave is the coolest Decepticon. (I love to laugh at Starscream, though.) And I like Thundercracker, as well. And TFP Knockout... :)

I never, ever write slash.

You can "like" me on facebook, https://www.facebook.com/pages/Cairistona/283198991745833

And my OC Auri can be "liked" on facebook, too, https://www.facebook.com/pages/Aurion-Blaze/324993674208430

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Turning Points by Alathea2 reviews
He was created to be one of the greatest tacticians Cybertron has ever seen. He was destined to become Second in Command of the Autobots; a friend, tactical advisor and confidant to Optimus Prime. Every story, every life, is made up of a series of turning points that set the course for the future. Prowl's journey from Lead Decepticon Tactician to Autobot SIC is no different.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 59 - Words: 476,982 - Reviews: 1690 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 11/3/2012
Consequences by Alathea2 reviews
Even the best of mechs make mistakes, especially when anger temporarily clouds their judgment. Only good mechs try to make things right. After Prowl is fragmented following a false accusation because of a disastrous mission, Jazz and Ratchet face the consequences of their actions and try to make up for the wrong done to an innocent mech. A "Turning Points" story; alternate POVs.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,546 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 1/3 - Jazz, Prowl, Ratchet - Complete
Shadow Games by Alathea2 reviews
Much happens in war, things that are best left in the shadows, to be lost to history. That is especially true for those Spec-Ops operatives who oversee the darker side of war. Among those operatives, Jazz is arguably the best. But when Jazz runs into unexpected trouble on a mission in friendly territory, it is up to Prowl to get him home. A "Turning Points" story.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,698 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Don't Panic by Sparky Dorian reviews
In which Steve doesn't leave any tenacity for the rest of the world, Sam is a vault of secrets, and Bucky's new mission isn't the one that he expected. The road to tomorrow can be a long one, but at least they're on it.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,476 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B., Sam Wilson/Falcon
Field Trip by Alathea2 reviews
Bumblebee, recently upgraded with basic language packs, daydreams about the orn when he will become an Autobot scout. When studying alien planets with Bluestreak, his best friend, the younglings find a way to make the worlds in their imaginations more real. Part of the Turning Points universe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,767 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Bluestreak, Bumblebee, Ironhide, Prowl - Complete
Through the Years by Sparky Dorian reviews
How Jim Kirk discovers that the family you're born with is important, but isn't the only one you can have. Kirk-centric. Two-shot, gen.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,491 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - J. Kirk
Sparklingsitting by Lunar Mist reviews
This is a side story from "Through a Cybercat's Optics". Optimus prime didn't expect sparkling-sitting to be difficult. Besides, it wasn't like he was going to be using skills like these in his future as Prime.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,200 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Lost and Found by Bee4ever reviews
Will Optimus be able to save his beloved Elita 1 from the Decepticons? Or will it be true love lost?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,208 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Optimus Prime, Elita One - Complete
Three's a Crowd by Lunar Mist reviews
They were only hatchlings. How were they supposed to know how important both factions of the war viewed them? Well, if they get energon every night and a good cuddle, then they'll be happy. Well, a stable caretaker would be nice, too.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,943 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Ratchet, Starscream
A Little Burst of Sunlight by Lunar Mist reviews
Sunburst was used to her mommy always being there, so what will she do when her mommy passed to the Matrix and leaves her with all these strangers even if they are Autobots ? Where is Daddy when you need him? Post-RoTF rated for cybertronian swears.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,839 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Jazz - Complete
Sweet, Little, Beautiful by Lunar Mist reviews
Song-fic: Jazz/OC Basic fluffy mech meets femme and falls in love. Super cute, guys. Oneshot. Enjoy.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Jazz, Ironhide - Complete
The Scarlet Pimpernel and The 21st Century by Baroness Emma reviews
A mysterious event lands Sir Percy Blakeney in the 21st Century, and only one girl believes him and his story. Is Sir Percy ready for 2009? Is 2009 ready for Sir Percy?
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,822 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 2/6/2009
If an Autobot do NOT do the following 2 by hummergrey reviews
Rules to survive, rules to laugh over, cry over and ignore when you want. Add the differences of two races, femmes, sparklings and human teens. What's an Autobot Second in Command to do? Roll with it. STORY ARC: Prime is the result, this is their journey.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 149,582 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Optimus Prime, Annabelle L.
Elita's Revenge by hummergrey reviews
Elita wanted time alone, instead she got Decepticons, fuel problems and Prime hunting her. Ch 25 Five femmes return home with hangovers. Add a two color sparkling, Prowl glitching, and three stone eggs. Rated T for battles, love scenes, and robot swearing
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,849 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet
Eat Your Cake by Sparky Dorian reviews
...and have it, too. Neal is exhausted from a long case, and he may have forgotten an important date. Happy birthday to Mr Matt Bomer!
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Frozen Out by Sparky Dorian reviews
Our favorite White Collar Crime Unit takes on a normal, boring embezzlement fraud case. But with Neal Caffrey involved, it won't stay boring for long. No slash.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,434 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Komekh by Baroness Emma reviews
Mthama. Ko-mekh. Winona. Màthair. Ma'am. However they say it, to the crew of the Enterprise, the word "Mother" always has an important meaning. Written in honor of Mother's Day.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,104 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Spock, Amanda G.
If an Autobot, do NOT do the following by hummergrey reviews
Humans and Transformers have a lot to learn to coexist. These are the fun times and cultural differences of two worlds. Prank pulling twins, Annabelle, Wheelie, Autobot femmes, a ninja Bumblebee and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 225,531 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
In Jail with the Scarlet Pimpernel by SherlockianGirl reviews
Chauvelin has been arrested and sent to the Temple Prison where he gets a most unexpected cellmate...
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Complete
Tinman by Fire Redhead reviews
2007 Movieverse. Ironhide adjusts to his new role as the Lennox family guardian.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,997 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
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My Family, My Home reviews
Prowl finds life complicated, but it gets even more so when his spark starts getting melted by a young femme, Auri. Worse, Soundwave gets shot down and ends up in ends up in Autobot hands. Add an ex-Decepticon Praxian refugee to the mix, along with Auri's upgrade completion, restive twins, and Prowl's conflict with logic and emotion, and it gets even more fun.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 62 - Words: 541,697 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 4/2/2013 - [Chromia, Ironhide] Soundwave, Elita-1
The Lai of Dreadwing reviews
An alternate story of how Dreadwing left Megatron's service on the Nemisis. (I.e., instead of getting shot through the spark). -Based off a Medieval tale of a mistreated knight and a fairy queen.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 9/10/2014
Collision Construction reviews
Prowl has only one friend at Golden Elite Iacon University, and he thinks that having just one friend there is enough. When two mechs (Sunstreaker and Sideswipe) ram into him during lunch break, however, an incident follows that leads him to change his mind and forge a new friendship.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,334 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/22
I'm Coming After You! reviews
one-shot. Prowl has half a day off work, and Auri proposes a game of cops-n-robbers. A little chase ensues with fun and clues. Super fluffy. A little ProwlxOC.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,645 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Complete
A Dance Partner reviews
Emma Approved universe. Super short one-shot. Harriet is at the party, escorted by Alex, and he asks her to dance. X)
Emma - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Mr. Knightley, Harriet S. - Complete
The Awesome EightyFour Fiction Challenge reviews
A challenge fic for everybody! Write a TF drabble exactly 84 words long, PM it to me, & I'll post it here! See first chapter for rules & details. It's awesome fun! Help me compile 84 awesome fics! Over 3/4ths of the way done!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 76 - Words: 13,656 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Ironhide, Sideswipe
You Have Found a Home reviews
When Auri came to earth, she didn't expect Cons, rules or liaisons, or how different life would be, but neither did she expect the friends she would find, the fun she would have, & the family she'd gain.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 88 - Words: 397,919 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Ironhide, Chromia, Elita-1, Optimus Prime - Complete
A Sticky Situation reviews
Ironhide gets into a predicament after transforming with candy in his cab. Gum isn't easily removed. There's a solution, but Hide's less than cooperative. Prime & Chromia come to help Ratchet, but nothing's ever as easy as it sounds, and the twins are up to trouble. IHxChromia, OPxElita. Ch 24, The twins borrow soap from the femmes with disastrous results.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,251 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Ironhide, Chromia
His First Helicopter reviews
Spoiler for season one finale. Quick one-shot. Danny's point of view when he sees the helicopter...
Revolution - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Danny M.
Indignation reviews
Set between 'Tunnel Vision' and 'Triage,' this fic takes a look at Knockout's thoughts and actions as he returns to the ship after his run-in with the subway train and deals with facing the other Decepticons.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Knock Out
Closing Time reviews
One-shot. An abandoned lonely little femme is sad & wishes for a better life, one with a family. Contemplations as she leaves the pub & heads to her "home" and Prime's message help her find the courage to leave Cybertron and join the other Bots on earth.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Optimus Prime
Thankful reviews
Aurion-Blaze, a new bot to earth, isn't sure what this strange "Thanksgiving" holiday is, and Prowl, whom she asks about it, doesn't grasp the concept of the holiday. Research and explanations follow, and both learn its meaning. Fluff.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/24/2011
There IS a Robin reviews
So there was no Robin in Batman Begins. Christian Bale gets a vistor one evening who staunchly declares that there IS indeed a Robin.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Complete
Neal Caffrey's World reviews
Neal likes perfect things... How about a perfect car? Can he even legally obtain a perfect car? no slash
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Neal C.
Scarlet Jelly Beans reviews
Chauvelin attempts to carry out a mission, but Sir Percy comes along with a box full of Jelly Beans to impede his progress.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Complete
There Once Was A Frenchie reviews
Limericks on Chaubertin..er, pardon, Chauvelin.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Taken for a Ride reviews
M. Chauvelkin has car trouble and SP takes him for a ride, quite literally. AU with cars.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Complete