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S'up.

My name's Mel, and this is my profile.

Things You Might Want to Know About Me:

-I'm a closet perv

-I live for UST (sexual tension seriously makes my fucking day)

-I write Twilight fanfiction

-I live in Toronto

-I LOVE smut *gigglesnort*

That pretty much sums me up. I'm going to keep this as short as possible before you realize what a loser I am.

But really. Drop me a line. I won't bite.

Unless you steal the last piece of garlic bread.

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The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19574 - Favs: 6,536 - Follows: 4,470 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Selkie Wife by Lissa Bryan reviews
Set during the reign of "Bloody Mary" Tudor. Bella is captured by Edward to raise his daughter. He promises to release her one day, but will he? Court intrigues and danger around every corner. Can they, and their new-found love, survive? Rated M/OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 193,424 - Reviews: 3793 - Favs: 3,113 - Follows: 1,672 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Viewer 258 by wuogkat reviews
Twilight Fanfic. Special Agent Edward Cullen is assigned to train his former girlfriend, Bella, to mentally jump thru space and time, and collect intelligence for the US government. Science Fiction meets angst. Full Summary in Prologue. AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 143,448 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 3/24/2011
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20110 - Favs: 12,956 - Follows: 5,407 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Words with Strangers by Nolebucgrl reviews
EPOV Companion Piece to Words with Friends. Movie star Edward Cullen is done with women and focused on his career. A stranger reaches out to him via Words with Friends. Will her words change his mind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 306,499 - Reviews: 13452 - Favs: 4,371 - Follows: 3,398 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19295 - Favs: 8,394 - Follows: 6,611 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12206 - Favs: 7,439 - Follows: 6,170 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 14867 - Favs: 9,200 - Follows: 5,306 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inside Man by ooza reviews
With his parole fast approaching, inmate Edward Masen is looking for a friend. College student Bella Swan stumbles across his profile on a prison pen-pal website. Their friendship is formed over written words, but will it last once he rejoins her world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,972 - Reviews: 12540 - Favs: 6,121 - Follows: 5,974 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7767 - Favs: 8,435 - Follows: 3,512 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Better Angels of Our Nature by Lissa Bryan reviews
Bella is a powerful telekinetic, escaped from a government research facility. With her is Edward, her guardian angel, sent to earth to protect her. Can they find safety? Can Bella love this extraordinary creature? OOC/AU, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 184,527 - Reviews: 3053 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Strange Brew by Magnolia822 reviews
Soon-to-be college senior Bella Swan needs a summer job. Edward Cullen needs a worker for his new tasting room at Cullen Creek Brewery. She doesn't know much about beer, but she knows how to push his buttons. Romance/Humor, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,831 - Reviews: 5460 - Favs: 5,561 - Follows: 2,995 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5446 - Favs: 6,482 - Follows: 5,187 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
An Acquired Taste: Extras by Magnolia822 reviews
You will find the epilogue and outtakes here. Read AAT first.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 529 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Bella, Edward
Compulsion by Lissa Bryan reviews
Bella rescues Emmett at the lowest point of his life and meets Edward soon after. Love triangles can be messy. Sometimes, they can even cause a war. Rated M, AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,343 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
An Acquired Taste by Magnolia822 reviews
Arrogant British celebrity chef Edward Cullen made an impression on NYC caterer Bella Swan long before either one of them became a success. Now, armed with her cat and a devious practical joke, Bella's plan may turn up the heat for both of them. ExB OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,903 - Reviews: 5221 - Favs: 3,905 - Follows: 2,731 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Quiet Fire: Outtakes by Magnolia822 reviews
Please read A Quiet Fire first. :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,617 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011
Covert Casanova by ddpjclaf reviews
She's the artsy, outcast daughter of a rich, crooked lawyer. He's the self-absorbed undercover agent assigned to do whatever it takes to get the goods on daddy-even if that means making a play for his feisty daughter. AU/AH/OOC Fluffy. Lemonade.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 239,836 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 2,339 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Beyond Time: Of Diaries and Destiny by TKegl reviews
An alternate ending to Beyond Time, written for Fandoms Fight the Floods.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,519 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 121 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullen Sutras by Magnolia822 reviews
After a difficult breakup with her longtime boyfriend, Bella meets a sexy, but enigmatic, yoga instructor whose dedication to the art masks a hidden sorrow. Further complicating matters is his loyalty to the yogic practice of brahmacharya, celibacy! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 186,863 - Reviews: 2987 - Favs: 2,386 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Quiet Fire by Magnolia822 reviews
"But true love is a durable fire, In the mind ever burning, never sick, never old, never dead, From itself never turning." Ten years after a tragedy parted them, childhood friends Edward and Bella meet again. Can what was lost be recovered? E/B Some OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,175 - Reviews: 8277 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 2,862 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Longest Summer by lexiecullen17 reviews
Bella wants Edward...the only problem is, he's a counselor at her summer camp. And although Bella has always been one of Edward's favorite campers, that's all she'll ever be to him...right? When Bella returns as a counselor, can she change his mind? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 255,530 - Reviews: 4236 - Favs: 3,751 - Follows: 2,408 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sacrificial Lamb by Nolebucgrl reviews
Redo on the end of Eclipse and replacing BD; when Jacob kisses Bella in the woods after threatening to kill himself. Bella does not have any love for Jacob other than friendship. She embarks on her life with Edward. Canon/AU you decide. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,142 - Reviews: 3211 - Favs: 2,023 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Hate You, Kiss Me by BittenBee reviews
Bella has given up on dating, but she has a one-night stand with a mystery man named Edward. Both are surprised when he gets a job at her law firm! Coworkers Alice and Jasper, best bud Emmett, and sultry boss Rosalie play a role in Bella's love life. Humor, UST. Rated M. Nominated twice for The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,228 - Reviews: 3039 - Favs: 4,498 - Follows: 2,743 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
3, 2, 1 by hdink reviews
Bella moves to New York & somehow things go from better to worse as she is left pregnant & alone. Her saviors come in many shapes & sizes with one thing in common. 3 pregnancies, 2 weddings, 1 happy family. Warning*drug use & smut ahead. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,719 - Reviews: 2309 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 1,289 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4476 - Favs: 5,476 - Follows: 2,024 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5348 - Favs: 6,835 - Follows: 3,314 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Let Your Mercy Fall on Me by Robicorn reviews
What happens when bad girl Bella is forced to attend church when her newly saved mother forces her to go? What happens when the handsome Youth Pastor, Edward, catches Bella's eye? She puts into effect Operation Seduce Mr. Innocent. Will Edward fall from
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 153,890 - Reviews: 3929 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Off Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,739 - Reviews: 2696 - Favs: 3,809 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 5997 - Favs: 8,756 - Follows: 5,209 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Private Tutor by creampuffsteph reviews
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,248 - Reviews: 5411 - Favs: 5,281 - Follows: 2,635 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Prints Charming by crimsonmarie reviews
Written for the Write What You Know Contest. Both aspiring photographers, Bella and Edward had quickly become best friends. She fell in love with him. He didn't feel the same... at the time.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,174 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 178 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Virtual Intimacy by theladyingrey42 reviews
Bella is too shy to approach the pierced, tatted boy at the back of the lecture hall. But when she begins chatting with a classmate with an unusual screen-name, she lets a bolder side of her personality through. Lemon-shot Christmas present for antiaol.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,704 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 395 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Temptations of the Unloved by BittenBee reviews
Surrendering himself to a rare, exquisite beauty, Edward Masen trades in his bloodlust to dance on the edge of sexual temptation with another lonely soul. 1st Place Winner in the Bridal Style Anonymous One-Shot Contest. AU, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,180 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5739 - Favs: 9,346 - Follows: 3,124 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Settling by theladyingrey42 reviews
Bella settled for Emmett. Then his best friend Edward came into her life, along with his wife and daughter. What will she do when she realizes the only thing she wants is all that she can never have? O/S for Ninapolitan's DILFward. AH/OOC, BxE eventually
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,374 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 141 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4374 - Favs: 5,055 - Follows: 3,115 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Confessional by Insane Bliss reviews
What happens when Popeward meets Nunella? Entry for the Age of Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,862 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Mirrors by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4061 - Favs: 3,820 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Exceptions by IncessantOblivion reviews
Interlude 1: How much experience do you have?"...Tenten thought she knew all there was that needed knowing when it came to being a reliable kunoichi...but when she is handed a mission she never thought she'd get, she finds out that she was so wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 112,767 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5598 - Favs: 8,109 - Follows: 2,946 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5454 - Favs: 7,842 - Follows: 2,167 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Among the Stacks by acirelemagne reviews
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,842 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 2,577 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Happy Birthday To Me by cdunbar reviews
All Bella wants for her birthday is to commemorate becoming a legal adult with her family physician. ...an OOC Carlisle/Bella one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 125 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4858 - Favs: 3,057 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
White Carpet and Wall Sconces by off-the-deep-end reviews
Entry for Jayeliwood's SEXY EDWARD contest. Bella finds herself bored and in need of some quiet time at a house party. What she finds definitely cures the boredom, but is far from quiet. M FOR LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5106 - Favs: 2,972 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Something to Behold by trainlindz reviews
Life was glorious to her and he felt terrible being a source of imperfection in her world of beauty Jasper/Alice
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Third Time is a Charm by LaraWinner reviews
Still, his golden eyes grow impossibly wide for now there is no mistaking the direction of my thoughts or the purpose of my indecent attire. I’m positive that if Edward could blush his face would be as red as mine…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
What Bella Wants by Twilight Fan Gal reviews
A prequel of sorts to What Edward Wants. Bella is thinking of Edward and decides to takes matters into her own hands. Explicit imagery.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Complete
Chasing Madam Cloud Splendor by Illyana Lian-hua Wendybyrd reviews
By popular request, a continuation of Wendybrd's "Sweet Water." Take note of the rating, this is our evocative version of Mulan.
Mulan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,200 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/25/2001
Ass Grass reviews
Bella's a student at Columbia and is still trying to come into her own. It kind of sucks when you have a messed up family, and even more messed up friends. Not to mention the campus hottie is an asshole. Rated M for smutty goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,300 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Bella, Edward