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 Author has written 14 stories for Death Note, and Ouran High School Host Club. When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate Ha, Lemons, it's funny.(Lemon on your salad!) =) ╔╦╗╔╗╔═╗╔═╗ ... ╔╦╦╦╗Post this ╔══╗ You Say Pink ／l、 I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. MiKKie: I've always wondered that too! paper would get smashed like crazy!!!!! Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Aiko Enomoto, Ierinna, Slashers R Us, Scarlettsfuneral If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile. If you've ever had a crush on an anime character copy and repost this onto your profile MiKKie senpai's results: Disorder Rating Information Paranoid:High more info | forum Schizoid:Moderate more info | forum Schizotypal:High more info | forum Antisocial:High more info | forum Borderline:Low more info | forum Histrionic:High more info | forum Narcissistic:Very High more info | forum Avoidant:High more info | forum Dependent:Low more info | forum Obsessive-Compulsive:Moderatemore info | forum These are the results I got from the personality disorder test! Didn't know I was so narcissistic! And where'd antisocial come from?! I am too social! I just like to be left alone at home! And I'm only avoident at home! Paranoid! I can't explain this one... Man! Obsessive should be way up there!!!! Oh, if you want to take, just go to http:///misc/personality_disorder_. It's really fun! L-Chan's results: Disorder Rating Information Paranoid:High more info | forum Schizoid:Moderate more info | forum Schizotypal:High more info | forum Antisocial:Low more info | forum Borderline:High more info | forum Histrionic:Very High more info | forum Narcissistic:High more info | forum Avoidant:Low more info | forum Dependent:Low more info | forum Obsessive-Compulsive:Moderate more info | forum O.o MiKKie, we are TOO much alike with this! lol this describes me perfectly. ... I'm scared. Mikkie: Yeah, but I do think I'm very narcissistic...(ashamed...) Heys, I'm gonna make a story bout the dream I had the other night that messed me up!(Kyoya knockin up Haruhi...)(Scary!) So good news!!!! Mikkie is posting another story for the first time in a while! Its a D. Gray Man one, I hope everyone likes it!! Please read and review. Updates to all you Red Wings fans, the Red Wings won against Pheonix Coyotes 6-1! Datsyuk and Lidstrom scored twice, Bertuzzi scored 1, Stuart scored on a break away from the box! This all happened on 4/27/10, go to yahoo for highlights(Such a heart stopping game, need to watch it!). Next we play The San Jose Sharks, but I still have a good feeling about this, just need to stay out of the box, keep posession of the puck, keep the shots coming and Howard needs to stay hot! (But he's already hot! Tee Hee Hee!) Mikkie, you're staying true to wanting to be a broadcaster, aren't you? "OMGOMGOMGOMG THERE HE IS LOOK HIM! God he's hot..." LOL JK ^-^ Mikkie:I'm so mad we lost to San hose, a lot of the penalties we got were such bull crap calls! And yes I will be a commentator for the Red Wings! I will meet my mans Howard, Ericsson, Filpula, Eaves, and Zetterberg! I will! Mikkie:Guess what! I went to formal in a dress! That doesn't happen! Ever! The dress was black of course, but it was a dress. the room was filled with a whole bunch of guys with snazzy(word of the week, I know I'm such a nerd right now) dress clothes and they looked so hot! I hate CW for being there and being all good lookin in dress clothes with another chick! Jacob looked so cute in his clothes, and his little brother was there when he got picked up. I'm stealing your little brother Jacob! Well anyways, the dance was fun, but I didn't dance, I just ran around bear footed and screamed alot. Aaron and Julie slow danced! It was so cute, we took pics of it!^-^Omg! I told Natalie that CW was goin to formal with Shelby, and she was like"You better get your man line! You don't know where she's been!" It was funny, but I'm ok.(Yeah, I don't want to say that dudes name, so he forever stays initials only. But I did just put the search down to maybe 25% of the guy population. Whatever!) Ally, you should have crashed the dance and been all tipsy with me! Ha Ha, I wasn't even drunk, I didn't even have any alcohol! Ally: Exactly! We prolly would've ended up tipsy, alcohol or not! Nah, I'll just come over and crash a day at your school ;D Get me the green light for it! Mikkie: Oh Ally, you're so obsessed with death note. But it's ok, i'm obsessed with Ouran High School Host Club and Chibi vampire! Mori is so mine! My favs form OHSHC are numbered from first being fav and last being least fav. Mori, Hunny, Haruhi and Tamaki and the Twins, Kyoya. Ren is so hot from Chibi vampire!!!!! Mello is mine!!!! Ally: Yes.Yes I am obessed with Death Note. I'm also obsessed with Ouran High School Host Club, so you're not alone! L IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!! MWA-HA-HA! Ha... sorry... The twins, Hunny, Tamaki, Mori, Kyoya, and then Haruhi. That's how it goes. I bet these people love our ongoing conversation on here. Mikkie: I have a horrible sunburn!!!! I'm dying!!!!!!! Oh yeah, I went on and made an account for the heck of it and I got like 24 matches! To bad I will never talk to them in my life!!!!! Mikkie: I finally wrote a story! well, me and ally wrote it, but I took part in the ideas and typing of the wonderful story that was written at like 3:oo am! Check it out under ouran highschool host club! please and thankyou! Mikkie: Ally chan! a friend of yours messaged us! I didn't want her to wait long, so I messaged back! her profile name was m chocolate. message her asap! be a good friend! Mikkie: Dude, hav u noticed that u leave reveiws for other stories alot! I went down to the very bottom of the reveiw history and realized how OBSESSED u r with death note. aside from one review about 2 weeks ago, I've only left like less than 10 reveiws. For a while there, my inbox for my email was getting into the 50's, over HALF were from FANFICTION!!!!!! I'm mad now!!! JK!!!!!!!!!! I couldn't be mad at you!!! I'm so happy!!!! I went to the mall and got 2 pairs of jeans 2 shirts a purse/bag Idk what to call it, a new ds game and more books, now I have up to volume 9 in ouran host club, and volume 5 in black cat!!!! And I'm sportin a new paira vans( which look amazin on me!) and new vans socks!!! Guess what!! I got some swim shorts, and they're PINK!!!! Hope you're havin an awesome summa! cause I am!!! Hey, can u post somthin, I feel alone and kinda like a loser posting without an answer... Ally: PINK?!?!?! wow... okay, and yeah, i review a lot! And I love Death Note! Got a problem with it? Huh? Huh? JK! I'm at volume 5 in Black Cat, and like, four in ouran. Yay! And you need to respond to this! Cuz "I feel alone and kinda like a loser posting without an answer...", and that's also why this isn't on my email! lol jk... Mikkie:OMG!!!!! I think I'm crazy!!!! I've been daydreaming bout Mori for the past week!!!! Is it strange to want to date/marry/other fantasies I have( which are at this point probably too perverted to mention[You probably know wat they are, {just in case, I'll call and tell u! lucky u!!!}]) an anime character, but he is so freakin sexy!!!!!!!!! (don't judge me!) oh yeah! wen u get 2 volume 8 in ouran, u can't tell me u don't think that's sexy!!!! (i wish I was next 2 him!! "Blush" "giggle"(Like any fan girl would)hmm (daydreaming some more bout Mori...) MiKKie: Hey Ally Chan, the beta thing you sent to DarkAngel2828, they replied, can u answer back? IDK what to say. Ally: KK I'll get it thank you. MiKKie: A new month! Our top 3 stories are still top 3!!!!! My story only got 1 visitor, but it's only been 2 days!!!!!!!!!!! A crack filled day at the host club got 2 visitors!!!!! And anger manament got 1!!!!!! Yays!!!! (Guess wat! Preseason 4 field hockey starts the 14! I'm so excited! Gonna practice with brittany!!!!!!!!!!!) Ally: It still amuses me that we have an ongoing conversation on here, and it's not annoying people. Oh well! And yeah, our stories are doing great. Thank you, readers! Thank you very much! MiKKie: I HURT!!!!!!! It feels like my legs gonna split right up the middle!!!!!!! oww, my head hurts now... Ally: OMG you're overworking yourself! But you will refuse to stop playing hockey, so... lol I'm sorry you're in pain _. MiKKie: Holy SHIT!!!!!! I ran 2 miles in 20 minutes!!!! That means I shortened my mile by a minute and 18 seconds!!!!!!!! I'm sooooooo hyper!!!!!! We play Laplata this Wednesday!!!! I will redeem myself from last game!!!!!!! Ally: Awesomeness! I can run a mile in like 11 minutes... 8P i'm slow. MiKKie: I just got some copic markers!!! (The kind that the manga artist use!!) MiKKie: Wow, I haven't been on here in like... a really long time!!!! haha, man, so much has happened since then, I never got to tell you guys about Ricky, my last crush. Well, hes difficult and Im pretty sure hes gay for BJ. Well, Military Balls this friday and its spirit week!!! haha, o an tops back!!!!! ( Name: Ally, L-Chan, Chibi (cuz I'm short, and loud. I'm 5' :P I'm not short. Don't call me short. I bite.) Chibi Matt-Chan, or Kaoru-Chan since that's what most people seem to call me. Loves: L, Anime/ Manga, Naruto, Death Note, Bleach, Ouran high School Host Club, Hetalia, Vocaloid, there are too many other ones to list XD, animated violence, comedy, laughing, reading Fanfiction, writing Fanfiction, writing, reading, drawing, music, Aeropostal, Hollister, Delias, Hot Topic, Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Fall Out Boy, Hollywood Undead, cake, strawberries, shoes, shopping, shoe shopping, the XD and ^-^ emoticons, people who gossip, sarcasm, texting, soda, and shiny things... like jewelry... Hates: writers block, artist's block, Takada (from Death Note (and ok, yeah, this is more of a burning hatred. Her and Miley Cyrus.)), subtitles, school, MATH. Location: In this chair. you know, that one that's in that one place, stalker. State: You have a 1 in 50 chance of guessing correctly, Stalker! Age: 14 Gender: Uh, if you can't already tell, I'm a girl. XD Species: Vampire-Ninja-Kemdopomorphic Irken. Deal with it. Random: I own over 400 books, have brown hair with blonde streaks, am completely random, extremely talkative, have way too many friends to count, a group of them call each other by Death Note names with 'Chan' on the end because we're all fangirls (hence why I'm L-Chan/ Chibi Matt-Chan/and Mikayla is Mello-Chan)! You are a Chibi Seme Mischievous, loyal, and intelligent, the Chibi Seme always seems to have a quiet energy whispering around them, suggesting that there is much more to them then what there first appears to be. Laid-back, and not one to call a lot of attention to themselves, they tend to guard their creative, forceful, (and somewhat manipulative) inner self behind an easygoing and playful exterior shell, which makes it impossible for most to truly know them. It takes a special Uke personality to see into the Chibi Seme's deep hidden self and release their sensual side, but once the Chibi Seme has let in that one special person, they will be forever loyal, loving, and protective. A Chibi Seme will never be completely happy with just the ordinary. Setting themselves somewhat apart from the rest of the world, they need someone like-minded to keep them challenged intellectually and spiritually - a partner to inspire their dark naughty adventures and give them the motivation to take control. The Chibi Seme personality best (but not always) corresponds with these associations: Japanese Element: Wind Chinese Zodiac: Dog Color: Camouflage Fruit: Kiwi (damn, hoping it would be cherry!) Dessert: Cheesecake Theme Song: MH by Kra A Great Thing In The World: When Waiters ask if everyone at your table all want lemon in their drinks, and proceeds to say that he'll bring out a bowl full of lemon! :DAnd when they ask if you'd like lemon on your salad!XD Name: MiKayla, Mik, Mikkie,Mikaykster, Mikayler, Mello-Chan, pinkie!Callie!(stripper name!) Likes:Any manga or anime that has action or violence. They can have a bit of romance, but mostly violence and comedy. I love anything from older rock to heavy metal. My fav store is Hot topic and I love Suncoast and F.Y.E. I have a punk rock style that I live by and I'm in love with it.( I'm also in love with jared leto and jeremy depoyster!)(if you don't know them, look im up!) I can't live without HOCKEY!!!!!! My fav team is the Red Wings!!!!! (If you didn't already notice...) Dislikes:I hate miley cyrus and anything disney. I can't stand the sluts at my school and how my best buddy left my math class. "Bye Aaron!!" And I hate it when I get confused so easily and people just stare at me like I'm an idiot. I hate, hate, hate school so much! And now I'm failing almost all my classes! And I hate having a crush on someone, it messes up my mind so bad! It's even worse when they know you like them and they don't like you! And when their best friend makes fun of you! Just kill me now! Please!! Hates with a great passion: I hate sidney crosby!! He can't even grow a beard at 22, what a fag!If crosby didn't score that goal in over time for the gold in the winter olympics, I might hate him less and he wouldn't be called a hockey hero!! But he just had to be on the canadian team! Penguins suck! The Red wings are beast!! Poor Ryan Miller, they didn't even show him getting the MVP!! He deserved it, now he's my favorite goalie for the NHL! I love him so much! I'm still pissed they didn't show that sexy man(Ryan Miller) getting that sexy MVP! Oops, sorry, I'm just really into hockey and I'm really competitive. Oh, and I have big problems cussing and hate any team that keeps the team I want to win(Red Wings!) the stanley cup! Oh, just for the record, crosby is a girl and her name is Sindey. She's a lesbian. Has a death wish for: SanJose Sharks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKING HATE THAT TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Random: I'm also 13, but I turn 14, 13 days earlier than L-chan does! HA HA!! If I hear the name crosby I'll scream eww, or insult him. It's like a reflex now! I can't help it, sorry! So, I'm almost 15 now, and if I insult SanJose Sharks, its because I cant stand them. WARNING: You may see a series of out burst from me, mello-chan, mostly all the stuff in "hates with a passion". Side effects from these out burst are, obsession for Ryan Miller, obsession with the Red Wings, and great hatred towards the penguins and Crosby! O, and hate comments about the San Jose Sharks!!!! And obsessivness over Jared Leto, Henrik Zetterberg, Valterri Filppula, Darren Helm, Pavel Datsyuk, and many more sexy men!!!!!!!!!!!! Read at your own risk! STORIES HAHAHAHA idk. We're baaaaaaaaaacccccccckkkkkkkkkk... REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! 7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. (Reason I joined) WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason! I have already called dibs on Japan so IT IS MINE! ()() BUNNIES KICK BUTT! You know you're obsessed with Anime when... 1. You own a shiny metal object of doom. 2. You and your friends have anime nicknames. 3. You know your favourite character’s birthday; favourite colour, food, and animal, blood type, and you can’t even remember your sibling’s birthday. 4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!). 5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favourite anime or can’t buy the newest manga. 6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet. 7. You have dressed up as you favourite character on Halloween, or just for fun! 8. You have a picture of your favourite character in your wallet or purse. 9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords. 10. You write a story about your favourite character for English class. 11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls. 12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it. 13. you want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will. 14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you". 15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs. 16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny. can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own. 18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake. 19. You where a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel. 20. You waist countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "Goku" look. 21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language. L-Chan: 1. Who is your favorite Death Note character(s)? L and Matt 2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? Matt/Mello, L/Light, Mello/Near 3. Are you a Death Note yaoi or hentai fan? YAOI!! If you would wear a button that says "Fuck off, I'm reading Yaoi" with pride, copy and paste this to your profile. 4. Ever cosplayed Death Note characters? If so, who, where and how many times? sadly no... but hopfully soon 5. List your collection of Death Note junk and merchandise, if any: all the books 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Death Note character? yep... L!! 7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near? if it has to be between those, Mello/Near. Idk neither are really good. 8. Light/Misa or L/Misa? Light/Misa. L IS MINE! Hell NO! 24 shots... huddle's in corner 10. Why did you think Mello helped Near in the end? He just wanted to catch Kira. 11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the Death Note and killing off the bad people? Sure, if you can pull it off, they're just going to die anyway... 12. Your favorite Wammy kid? Beyond Birthday 13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira? Anti-Kira 14. Have you seen all Death Note episodes so far? Yep Yep 16. Do you believe Misa has ADD? Hell yeah! Girl's as high-pitched as a dog whistle. 17. Sub or dub? DUB ALL THE WAY! 18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa? Pro-Misa if we can throw some duct tape into this deal 19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's? Neither. She just wanted to catch Kira 20. Do you even know who BB is? Duh, he's the best serial killer EVER! 21. L = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? HE IS THE FUCKIN SEXYIEST BEAST EVER!! EVER!! AND HE'S MINE! 22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? Mello (Don't hit me Mello! -.-") I MEAN COME ON! HE ALREADY LOOKS LIKE A GIRL! 23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome? WEIRD CREEPY GAY STALKER!! He's totally after Light. 24. Which character would be the best OOC? Matt. I mean, we never know what he's like in the first place with his whole whopping 1:42 seconds of screen time, most of which he was being SHOT. Him or A... 25. Do you like Death Note fanfics? Of course, IF NOT WHY THE HELL AM I ON HERE WITH AN ACCOUNT?! 26. Do you write Death Note fanfics? Of course if not, WHY WOULD I BE ON HERE?! 27. Do you like lemons? uh, not really... O.o I have read a few though. 28. Do your parents know about the Death Note characters? only what i ramble on about. They're probably pretty confused XD 29. Have you watched the Death Note Abridged Series? YES lol 30. Have you seen The Death Note fanflashes? one or two... 31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Death Note? LOTS OF PEOPLE 32. Have you ever been drawing Death Note in school and has someone recognized it? YEP I was doodling in advisory 33. Have you ever been in class drawing Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' luckily no 34. Has Death Note affected your school life and grades? not my grades, but my school life will never be the same! SO MANY OTHER PEOPLE... 35. Are you broke thanks to Death Note? I was broke to begin with, SO YEA DEATH NOTE HELPED THAT CAUSE 36. Do you want to own a Death Note? YES!! OMG I'LL BE A GOD! or, you know, just get rid of all of the people I don't like... yeah that could fill up the Death Note... 37. Do you wish the series had ended differently? What was the point of killing off L and Matt?! LET THEM LIVE! AND BE REAL! 38. Do you draw Death Note fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery? no and what gallery? 39. Is Mello still sexy even though half of his face is scarred by burns? He was to begin with?! Sorry Mello-Chan 40. Do you have a Death Note OC? No I HATE OCs except for two of them, I like them 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Death Note has taken over your life? Pretty much, yeah. -The Big Death Note Fan Survey- -Characters- Who is your favorite male character and why? L!! He's just fucking amazing... Who is your favorite female character and why? Wedy. She's a professional thief. Who is your favorite Shinigami (God of Death) and why? Ryuk. God, he's funny. -Death Note- If you were given the Death Note, would you use it for good or bad? Nah, I'd probably just knock out the people I don't like, or who don't like me. again, could fill up the Death Note with people I don't like... Do you believe "Light Yagami" used the Death Note for good or bad? Umm... Good? Bad? I'll just agree with L, Near, Mello and Matt... Bad? Do you wish the Death Note could really exist? YES! Bring the hot anime characters to life! Which Death Note looked better, "Light's" or "Misa's"? Light's. Do you believe that Shinigami and Death Notes really exist? ...Yes. I do. And I want one.Finds a Death Note on the ground and picks it up Hey! Now where's Ryuk? Are you for or against Kira and why? Again, IDk... -General- Have you watched the Death Note Anime and Movies? Yeah! I have watched both. What did you enjoy the most, the Anime, Books or Movies? The anime... hearing L's sarcasm was beast... Have you read all 13 books of Death Note including the Novel? All of them! and it's novels Who do you think is the most Intelligent, "Light" or "L"? L...duh. LIGHT CAN GO TO HELL WHERE HE BELONGS! The most funniest character? I really have to choose?! The most well dressed character? Matt. Yeah...he looks hot in those goggles... The best in the Kira Investigation Team? L!! the team would be lost and suck without him!! The most worst character? KIYOMI TAKADA Light xYour intelligence is superior in comparison with another person’s. Total: 3 L 1/2 xYou don’t care about how you look. Total: 5 1/2 Misa Total: 1 Mello Total: 3 Matt You wear streaky shirts. Total: 1 Near You are patient to the limit. Total: 3 Mikami Total: 2 Ryuk Total: 4 Matsuda You talk about a love life that you don’t have. You do stupid things that sometimes are good to the ones around you. Total: 1 Vwa la! I am L! hey the nickname works then... XD List twelve of your favourite characters from books/animes, in no particular order. 1. L (Death Note) 2. Ikuto (Shugo Chara) 3. Kaoru (OHSHC) 4. Hikaru (OHSHC) 5. Hunny (OHSHC) 6. Yuuta (Zombie Loan) 7. Edward (Full Metal Alchemist) 8. Neji (Naruto) 9. Itachi (Naruto) 10. Toshiro (Bleach) 11. Matt (Death Note) 12. Tamaki (OHSHC) 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Yuuta and Matt? No, but when I think about it, they would actually be a cute yaoi couple... but i've never seen the crossover. 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? As hot as Kaoru XD 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? If Tamaki got Neji pregnant? O.o I'm positively terrified. Please NEVER say anything like that ever again. I'm mentally scared for life. 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Yeah, there have been some good ones. Mostly tragedy and/or horror. Heart Itachi 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? No, just, NO! Ikuto and Yuuta do NOT go together. 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Er, five/ten I guess? Hunny and Itachi would never work; Hunny would be absolutely terrified. Hunny and Toshiro... they're both short... 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sx? Poor little Edward's head would explode, and we wouldn't want that, now would we? Goes to throw up at metal image of scenario 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Toshiro's actually having a good day, until he meets Kaoru and his twin, Hikaru, who are plotting to make his life miserable! 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? L/Neji fluff? I don't think so, and if there is, I don't want to read it. 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. IDK, "Dreams Realized". Yeah, we'll go with that. 11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Yep, B-Chan 12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? B-Chan again! 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? NO. 14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Good question. I'll get back to you on that... 15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning: Your brain might explode from reading this, and everything you know about crossover yaoi will be a lie. 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Um, the other day. 17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "L and Edward are in a happy relationship until Edward runs off with Hikaru. L is broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Matt and a brief unhappy affair with Tamaki, then follows the wise advice of Hunny and finds true love with Kaoru." I am falling over dead with laughter right about now! XD XD XD XD XD cuz omg, they each end up with a twin! 18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? HIDE ME. PLEASE, HIDE ME. XD 12 Best Death Note Characters, in any order: 1)Matt 2)Mello 3)Beyond Birthday 4)L 5)Near 6)Light 7)Misa 8)A 9)Ryuk 10) Matsuda 11)Rem 12)Naomi Misora Have you read a five/seven fic before? yea it was weird. Do you think three is hot? How hot? As hot as L XD What would happen if six got one pregnant? I'm questioning how that's possible and not thinking that I really should be XD yea, Mello would brutally murder Light and get with Matt. Do you recall any good fics about four? HELL YES, LIKE ALL OF THE ONES I READ!! Would seven and two make a good couple? Not really... well, they're both blonde... Four/eight or four/six? 4/6! PICK 4/6!! OHMYGAWD, 4/6~! What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? I like A and B together, and if Misa knew, she'd be like, "Who are you?" with a really clueless look on her face. XD Is there such a thing as a four/two romantic fluff story? people write them, but I have never read one, nor do i want to. What kind of plot would you use for a three/one fic? ummm... I wouldn't write one in the first place! XD If you wrote a songfic about number five, what song would you chose? Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... POKERFACE! LOLOLOLOL! XD If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be? warning: Murder and violence by Kira, a serial killer, and a guy in the Mafia! What pick-up line might eight use on five? I have no idea XD What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Four having sex? She would either run away screaming, be too dense to know what was going on, or show the side of a yaoi fangirl and grab a video camera XD Does anyone on your friends list write or draw six? Only if it's LxLight yaoi, or we're planning on burning it later. Would you write Two/Four/Five? Not as a yaoi... What might seven scream at a moment of great passion? ummmm I don't think he would scream XD When was the last time you read a fic about Five? a few days ago What is Six's super-secret kink? He is secretly... really smart! Would eight shag one? Drunk or sober? no... never... If Three and eight get together, who tops? B!! Because he's a top... a dominant top XD If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile Mello-Chan: 1. Who is your favorite Death Note character(s)? Mello 2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? Light and Misa. the only pairing. 3. Are you a Death Note yaoi or hentai fan? UM...IDK? 4. Ever cosplayed Death Note characters? If so, who, where and how many times? UH...WHAT? 5. List your collection of Death Note junk and merchandise, if any: BOOKS AND SHIT LIKE THAT. 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Death Note character? HELL YEAH BITCH!! 7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near? MELLO!! 8. Light/Misa or L/Misa? L!! NOT L/MISA! HE GOT LIKE 2 MINUTES! OF COURSE IT WAS UNFAIR! 10. Why did you think Mello helped Near in the end? I DON'T THINK MELLO HELPED NEAR. IT JUST HAPPENED THAT WAY. 11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the Death Note and killing off the bad people? UM...I...UH...DON'T...KNOW...? 12. Your favorite Wammy kid? MELLO! OF COURSE! 13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira? IN BETWEEN 14. Have you seen all Death Note episodes so far? HELL YEAH I HAVE!! SHIT! WHY WOULD I BE ANSWERING THIS QUIZ IF I DIDN'T!! 16. Do you believe Misa has ADD? WHAT?! 17. Sub or dub? DUB!! 18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa? MISA ALL THE WAY!! 19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's? MOSTLY NEAR'S. 20. Do you even know who BB is? UH, YEAH I DO! 21. L = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? SEXY FUCKIN BEAST!! 22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? LIGHT, HE DOES KNOW HOW TA SEW. 23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome? WEIRD! HE WAS CRAZY. 24. Which character would be the best OOC? WHAT AGAIN?! 25. Do you like Death Note fanfics? THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD IF YOU DON'T MAKE OBVIOUS GAYS SOUND MORE GAY. IT SHOULD BE THE IMPOSSIBLE GAY PEOPLE THAT SHOULD BE WRITTEN AS GAY. 26. Do you write Death Note fanfics? HAVEN'T REALLY THOUGHT BOUT IT. BUT I'LL BE GLAD TO WRITE A BLEACH ONE. I'M EVEN IN THE MIDDLE OF ONE TOO. 27. Do you like lemons? I'M NOT ANSWERING THAT!! 28. Do your parents know about the Death Note characters? HELL NO!! 29. Have you watched the Death Note Abridged Series? ABRIDGED WHAT! 30. Have you seen The Death Note fanflashes? WHAT! 31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Death Note? OH YEAH!! I GOT ALLYSON AND SKYE HOOKED ON IT!! 32. Have you ever been drawing Death Note in school and has someone recognized it? NO, BUT I TALK ABOUT IT WITH AARON AND TAYLOR SOMETIMES. 33. Have you ever been in class drawing Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' UH...NO. AND IF THEY DID, I'D SAY IT'S THE SMARTEST PERSON YOU'LL EVER SEEN DRAWN.(I'D DRAW L!)AND PLEASE, I DON'T APPRECIATE YOUR PROFANITY. 34. Has Death Note affected your school life and grades? UM, NO. MY GRADES JUST SUCK. 35. Are you broke thanks to Death Note? YES!! 36. Do you want to own a Death Note? IDK, MAYBE. IT'D BE NICE TO GET RID OF THE BITCHES AT SCHOOL THAT I HATE!! 37. Do you wish the series had ended differently? MAYBE, BUT I WISH TAKADA WOULD'VE DIED SOONER AND MORE PATHETICALLY AND MORE BRUTALLY. I WOULD HAVE TIED HER UP AND CUT HER A HUNDRED TIMES AND HEAR HER SCREAMS.(DON'T THINK I'M A PSYCHO, I'M JUST CRAZY ON CRACK RIGHT NOW!! HA HA!) 38. Do you draw Death Note fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery? NO, DON'T HAVE THE PATIENCE. 39. Is Mello still sexy even though half of his face is scarred by burns? HE LOOKS A WHOLE HELL'VE A LOT BETTER WITH THE SCAR, THE TRUE SIGN OF A HOT MAN!! 40. Do you have a Death Note OC? I...D...K? NO 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Death Note has taken over your life? NO, BUT BLEACH HAS AND SO HAS GUYS AT SCHOOL!! And so has hockey! Mostly just hating Crosby, and loving Miller and loving the Red Wings!! FUCK THEM ALL TO HELL! QUOTES!! -"If I give you this strawberry, will you keep this a secret?" - L -"College is fun, as long as you don't die." - L -Everybody says that I have ADD. But they don't underst- Hey look, a chicken! -They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled "BANG" I don't think you'd kill many people. just like L -There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives. -It is not enough to succeed; others must fail as well. -I would have given you all cookies but the damn cookie won't go into the internet and makes a mess on the screen. now I'm giving people virus cookies! yay! -Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. -You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. -If you really want something, you won't let 'impossible' get in your way. -'Impossible' is just another way of saying 'I'm too lazy.' -There's nothing to fear but fear itself... and spiders. -If you wanna help me, go die in a ditch. -When I said 'death' before 'dishonor', I meant alphabetically. -Putting the laughter back into manslaughter. -I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. -A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. -I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere. -Without me, it's just aweso. -When life gives you lemons, cut them in half and squirt life in the eye! -Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried to slam a revolving door... -A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" -Dib:Then, and only then, will I stop talking to myself! -Zim: You DARE tell me what I already KNOW? -Gir:There's a sammich in my head! -Gir: No, wait! Come back! I need stuff! -Zim: Dumb like a moose, Dib! Dumb like a moose! -Zim: Ok, Gir, get out the tracking locator chip. Gir:Uh, I left that at home. Zim: You left what at home? Gir: The chippy... thingie. Zim: Why the heck did you do that?! Gir: To make room for the cupcake! Gir: TAQUITOS!! -Warning: Trespassers will be shot. -"No, I won't go to hell! I've got a restraining order." -Silence is golden, but duct tape is SILVER... -I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly. -If two wrongs don't make a right, then try three and see if that works. -Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice'? -You shouldn't talk. It makes you sound stupid. -I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. -I have multiple personalities, and none of them like you. -Even if the voices AREN'T real, they have some damn good ideas... -"Some people learn when they're taught, and a few learn by observation. And then there are people like me who actually have to touch the electric fence for themselves." -It's not denial. I'm just selective about the realities I accept. -"Don't make me throw a possum at your face." -"In the beginning, there was nothing and it exploded." ~ Terry Pratchett -The Vending Machine Theory: "Stuff tastes better when it falls". -Flying is simple. Yo just throw yourself at the ground and miss. -Stealing from one thing is plagiarism. Stealing many is research. -A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. -With sufficient thrusts, pigs fly just fine. -F.E.A.R. = Fuck Everything And Run -There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives. -I used to have superpowers, but then my therapist took them away. -Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now. Haikus are easy When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! and then go read them like the lemon-obsessed fangirl you are ^-^ How to Tell if You're a Writer -If your hand acts as a portable notepad so often that you can't see the skin. -If you talk to yourself. COPY AND PASTE SECTION! Join the "Save the Pavement" foundation, and help preserve slabs of concrete everywhere from bodies that fall from great heights! Copy and Paste this into your Profile if you want to save the pavement as well!If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces put this on your profile.If you have ever bawled over your favorite character dying in a movie, video game, or book, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever seen a movie (or show or song) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. "Darkness imprisoning me, All that I see, Absolute horror, I cannot live, I cannot die, Trapped in myself, Body my holding cell!" see what I mean? 21 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Dont use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital, And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. Loving the Red Wings and loving Ryan Miller! Also hating Crosby! 21. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ... Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile! 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... A Guide to Proper Elevator Behavior 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, how's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" - THEN ENFORCE IT! 6 Things That Shouldn't Explode, But Did Anyway - Check out for major hilarity! Michael Bay is right: Somewhere, right now, something is exploding. And we're not talking bombs and tankers either. As it turns out, there are objects all over the place that will suddenly explode the shit out of themselves for absolutely no reason at all, and often when you least expect it. It's all true, people. 1. Office Chairs 2. Frogs 3. Fruit 4. Milk 5. iPods 6. A Lake You Know You're Obsessed With Death Note When You: 1. Put your own Death Note and a real Shinigami on the top of your Christmas list. Good advice: not introduce self as role playing character in public. not talk to fictional characters in public. not answer fictional characters in public. 4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public 5. Do not go out in public. 6. Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4. 7.Note expressions. 8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you. 9.Floor is slippery when wet. 10.Lake is slippery when dry. 11.Only talk to strangers you know. 12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all. 13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note. 14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you. 15.Kill them for security purposes. 16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings. 17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible. 18.The men in white coats are not your friends. 19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects. 20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket. 21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning. 22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. 23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age. 24.Always remember, um... um... Damn. 25.Train an army of flying monkeys. 26.Goldfish don't like milk. not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits. 28.Find out who invented the word "pianoist". 29.People are staring at you. act insane. 31.People are weird, but not as weird as me. not taunt animals at a zoo. They have feelings... And teeth. 33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people. 34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do this as much as possible. 'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding. 36.Never pet a burning dog. 37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka. 38.Naked men dig parkas. 39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka. know what would look good on you? 41.Immolated cockroaches. 42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug. 43.The size of Danny DeVito. 44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this. O~O 45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers. 46.Stalking is fun. Do it more. 47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!" matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world. 49.That way is rum. 50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t. cannot kill the snow. 53.The snow can kill you. 54.Grass can also kill you. 55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms... 56.Catch and castrate leprechaun. 57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say. 58.Staple paper in the middle of the page. case of blank looks, laugh maniacally. are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that. 61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs. not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon. 63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway? 64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork. 65.Remember to kill HIM... 66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood. 67.Note reactions. Avoid parents. 68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory. 69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice. 70.Hide the bodies, otherwise people ask embarrassing questions. the evidence. 72.But not if it's broken glass. 73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run. not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids. 75.Disregard last note. 76.Note reactions. 77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year. 78.Stock up on ball point pens. 79.Learn to fly. Tell no one. 80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. not stick fingers into blender. 82.Blender... Bad... Ouch. 83.Blood loss is bad. 84.Find way to re-attach fingers. 85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM. 86.Answer every question with a question. 87.Ask people what gender they are. 88.Note reactions. 89.Refer to people as "mortal". 90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me. 91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible. 92.Start by drowning them in fire ants. 93.Find the creators of pop-up messages. 94.Kill them. 95.Brutally. 96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination. 97.Dunk head in boiling water. 98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7. 99. Voice # 7 tells you to commit suicide. Voice # 8 tells you to commit homicide. 100. Always listen to voice # 8. ha ha we have a long profile of crap... XD |
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