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Joined 01-15-10, id: 2218126, Profile Updated: 12-22-11
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, Maximum Ride, Fullmetal Alchemist, and House of Night.

Hello, magical person who just click on my profile! I'm theWingedWolfAlchemist, or you can call me Sapphire, or Luna, or even Red Tail (my real life nickname my friends like to call me is America, like from the anime Hetalia. They think I'm most like him, and I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or an insult...haha XD) I was previously known as Winged-Wolf-At-Heart (I'M STILL HERE, PEOPLE!), but I decided to change my name because, well, I like it better! Not much of a change...but meh. It acquires my love for both Fullmetal Alchemist and Maximum Ride :3

Somethings about me:

Age: 16

Location: Somewhere between the Atlantic Ocean and the Pacific Ocean. Take a guess.

My Favorite Books(Ultimate favs are bolded): Maximum Ride series, The Dark Guardians, The Host, The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner, House of Night, Vampire Kisses, Vampire Academy, Night World, The Sookie Stackhouse novels, Harry Potter series, The Dangerous days of Daniel X, Witch and Wizard, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod, The Immortals series, Uglies series, The Midnighters, The Underland Cronicles, The Hunger Games Trilogy, Warriors series, His Dark Materials, Wake Trilogy, Wings series, a Series of Unfortunate Events, Thirst series, Virals, I am Number Four, and maybe a few more I can't name at the moment...

Favorite Anime/Manga(And My favorite characters, and ultimate Favs are bolded):Bleach (Toshiro Hitsugaya), Fruits Basket (Momiji Sohma and Hatsuharu Sohma), Inu-Yasha (Shippo), Fullmetal Alchemist (Col. Roy Mustang), Kekkaishi (Those demon dogs are hilarious XD), Wolf's Rain (Toboe), Kasumi (Ryuuki Hasegawa), The Maximum Ride Manga series (Iggy), Death Note (Not far enough to choose a favorite...), Vampire Knight (ZERO!!! XD), Code Gease (No fav yet), D-Gray man (maybe Kanda...but only because Travis plays him XD), Ouran High School Host Club (Hikaru and Kaoru.), the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (Yuki Nagato), Hetalia: Axis Powers (Both England and America. And the pairing XD), and Black Buter (Sebastian!!!).

Favorite Movies: Transformers, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Alice in Wonderland, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Golden Compass, All of the Harry Potter movies, Bleach: Memories of Nobody, Bleach: the Diamond Dust Rebellion, and Fullmetal Alchemist and the Conquer of Shamballa. Yeah, I don't watch movies very often...

Music:Linkin Park, Paramore, Muse, AFI, The All-American Rejects, Owl City, Daughtry, Carrie Underwood, Lady Antebellum, Tim Mcgraw, Shania Twain, Anime Theme Music, Vic Mignogna (and not just his anime themed music, either =P), and plus the many more that I cannot name right at this moment...What can I say? I like variety ;D.

Other things: I freakin' LOVE reviews! so please don't be lazy and review my stories, hiatus, completed, or not!

My number one favorite anime has to be...Fullmetal Alchemist. It's one of the best story-lines that I have ever come across, and it never fails to draw me in again and again. I have one thing to say about it...COLONEL MUSTANG IS DEAD SEXY! (in a miniskirt) *is shot* Kesesesese~ XD

I love the pairing ROYAI (Roy/Riza). I think they're so awesome together, and even wrote a songfic about them! (See the story, The Man who Can be Moved).

I now officially love yaoi (thanks to our France at school...ironically XD), and my favorite pairings are HikaruXKarou, USUK(America/England), (I HATE FRUK (France/England) Xl), and AmeriCan (America/Canada). This list might grow...but I will NEVER like RoyEd (Roy Mustang and Edward Elric). Blech. Xl

Also...I love my POCKY! pocky, pocky, pocky, pocky...POCKY!!!!! XD it's so yummy!!!! Oh, and Resses Peanut butter cups are freakin' awesome, too!!!!!! ^_^ (Kesesesese~)


My Stories Update(The section where I tell you how far I am on a story of mine or whether it's on hiatus or not)

Silver Wings: A Maximum Ride/House of Night Crossover: Currently on Chapter 4. Not completely done with it, and it's gunna be a while because...*sighs*...It's going on temporary hiatus. I know, this sucks, but I really need to reread HoN because I've nearly forgotten what happens. And it's really not helping since it mostly takes place at the House of Night. So sorry guys. But I'vegot 14 reviews! Please keep telling me what you think of the story so far! And I'm totally open for suggestions on how to improve my writing and making the story better! So R&R please!

Two Sides Apposed: Twilight Song-Fics: Completed. Currently not planning on making it more than a two-shot. But I do appreciate reviews!

The Man Who Can't Be Moved: FMA songfic:Second attempt at a songfic. I did this one different than the last time, and actually did a story, rather than just change the lyrics. This one is Royai, because I just freakin' love it! Currently have no reviews, but I know people have view it, so please! Take the time to review! They make me so happy! ^_^


Story Ideas/Future Stories:

Moonlit Wings: a Maximum Ride and Dark Guardians crossover

((Insert Name of Story Here XD)): a Maximum Ride and Bleach crossover

((Insert Name of Story Here XD)): a Maximum Ride and Heroes crossover:I still can't believe they're not going to continue Heroes! Grrrr...

Our very own Flock((Name is subject to change)): a Maximum Ride spin-off: As you probably know(or not), I have a role play forum for Maximum Ride. It has the sixth most posts of all the Maximum Ride forums on this site! So now...I'm going to write a story about it. This might take a long (and when I say long, it means a few months or more) time to post it. Not that it will take awhile to go through all the posts(It might, but that's not what I mean). Lot's of things have happen between the first post and the most recent one that's been posted. People have left, story lines changed, new characters have been added, and unsuspected twists have been added in. There will be lots of editing and explainations. I might even add THEflock later on( but this one is becoming very unlikely, though they did appear at some point...). If anyone (preferably those that have roleplayed on the forum) wish to help me on this story, feel free to send a PM. Lazerwolf314 and TokikoHyuugais already helping me, and I also promise that I'll give you the credit ^^. Right now, if I'm very honest, I've probably madenext to zero progress on this. I'm not lazy! When I get a story idea, I usually play withthe idea for a while, then I'll get bored with it and not write it for a while. But I promise, no, I SWEAR, that I will get started on this story soon. even if I have to force myself to work on it, I will. So sorry that I haven't been working on it. IT. WILL. BE. ON. HERE. SOON. Thanks for your patience!

That's it for now!


My Forums:

Our very own Flock: Its a Maximum Ride roleplaying forum. Need Players! We really need someone to play Fang...Hey, who wouldn't pass that one up! XD and we have other flock members and non-members available. But you would probably have you read all those posts first...

the Resistance: The first and only Witch and Wizard RP forum on the site! I just got the RP going, and there's not very many people, so please feel free to come on over and RP with us!


Now please enjoy the rest of my epically-long-and-pointless profile!


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DON'T LET ROBERT PATTINSON AND KRISTEN STEWART BE FANG AND MAX IN THE MOVIE!!!!!

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Quotes:

"Do I dazzle you?"-Edward to Bella in Twilight

Alice: "I know-I'll play you for it...Rock, paper, scissors"
Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"
Alice: "I do. Excellent."- Breaking Dawn

"I'm betting on Alice." Bella to Edward in Twilight

"Speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole from there, you still owe me a Porsche."- Alice in Eclipse

Bella: "Did you know, you're sort of beautiful?"
Jacob: "You hit your head pretty hard, didn't you?"
Bella: "I'm serious."
Jacob: "Well, then, thanks. Sort of."
Bella: "You're sort of welcome."-New Moon

"Read Twilight. Or I'll provoke the Volturi and blame you."- www.thetwilightsaga.com

"Twilight made me realize( I wish my boyfriend was Jacob Black!)"-again from thetwilightsaga.com

"Ugh! EverytimeI try and steal Jasper from his house, Alice is always there with a bat in her hand waiting for me! It's like she knew I was coming for him! How does she...? Oh wait...never mind."- Icon from i dunno where.

"I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!"-the Gasman in STWAOES

"You...Are...a...fridge...with...wings.We're...freaking...ballet...dancers!"-Fang in SOF

Katniss:"Poor finnick. Is this the first time in your life you haven't looked pretty?"

Finnick: "It must be. The sensation is completly new. How have you manage it all these years?"

Katniss: "Just avoid mirrors. You'll forget all about it."

Finnick: "Not if I keep looking at you" -Catching Fire

"It's Spring Break! (Ding) you are now free to act like a complete idiot for an entire week."-the radio

"Duct tape is like 'the Force'. It has a dark side, and a light side, and it holds the universe together"- Adam Savage from Mythbusters

"How important does someone have to be when they are assainated, instead of just murdered?"- a question that still has me wondering

"What's the speed of dark?"- another question to keep me up at night...

"That doesn't look right"- my friends

"And thats what she/he said" - my friends

"That sounded naughty" - my friends(If you havn't figured it out, my friends and I can get really perverted at times. And that's most of the time...)

"Repeat the good, and the bad. Do it all, and pile on the years," Kyoko Honda, Fruits Basket

Al: "So what's your strategy, Big Brother?"

Ed: "I TOLD YOU, A FIST IN HIS FACE!" - Fullmetal Alchemist

"HOW DO YOU LIKE MY FLAMES NOW, YOU BASTARD!" Roy Mustang, first episode of Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

Roy: "Hey, Hawkeye, what the hell did you do that for?"

Riza: "You and I both know that you're useless in the rain. Just stand back." - 5th episode of FMA:B

"Don't call me small! I'll break your legs and stick them on your head!" - do I really need to say?

"It takes an idiot to do cool things, that why it cool!" -I'm not sure the name of the character, but I heard it on the anime Fooly Cooly on [adult swim, and I lol'd my socks off XD

THE REST ARE RANDOM SAYINGS FROM FANFICTION!

"What you call dog with no legs?Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come."

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."

"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."

"Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over. "

"Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity."

"I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to."

"Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!" - hehe...I just saw that on a FMA picture of Roy...

"I smile because I have no idea what's going on!"

"I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!"-thats twilight

"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."

"Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?"

"Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu. I think it's Colin."

"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!"

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."

"Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up."

"Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it."

"364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?"

"My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and it’s gone."

"Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go."

"You say I’m not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I’m not cold, I’m hot. I know I’m hot. Thanks for embracing it."

"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much."

"Don’t follow me, I’m lost too."

"One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."

"I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do? Kill me?"

"I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter."

"When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate."

"It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with."

"Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch when you push them down the stairs."

"I ran with scissors, and lived!"

"When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide."

"I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love."

"Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?"

"Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later."

"I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers."

"The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you."

“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.”

“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

“If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.”

"A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy?"

"I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

“Shut it, voices, or I’ll poke you with a spork"

"The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!"

"A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with sporks"

"Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder."

"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it."

"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me."

"Out of my mind, be back in 5 minutes"

"If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse."

"The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on."

"Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt."

"Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

"Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them."

"Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas."

"Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back."

"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."

"Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter."

"There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

"There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves."

"They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people..."

"Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking."

"If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed."

"Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
If you fight, I got your back,
If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,
If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!"

"Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its OK to use a handicapped toilet?"

"In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?"

"Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?"

"Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?"

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

"Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?"

"You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it."

The Copy and Paste Section:

If have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If your one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy and paste into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

A True Boyfriend =
When she walks away from you mad
Follow her
When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignore's you
Give her your attention
When she pull's away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay
When she look'sat you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands
Hold her'sand play with her fingers
When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does
When she misses you
she's hurting inside
When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away
When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok dont believeit, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you

A good or best friend!

A friend will be there to comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up to him and ask, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "You have seven days..." HHAHAHAHA!

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb asss"

A friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, run!"

A friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you.

A friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away.

A friend will help me up when I fall down. A best friend will point and laugh because she tripped me.

A friend will bail me out of jail. Best Friend will be sitting beside me saying, "Dang, we screwed up.”

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me

A friend calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." A best friend calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad".

A friend asks me for my number. A best friend asks me for her number

A friend will hide me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

A friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends Fade. Best Friends Are 4 Ever

Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. (not true!)
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter yourpassword on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a imvu or facebook

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) To tell your friend or sibling something, you text or IM them even though they are sitting right across the room.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Idiots!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie?

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ (see below, mind the language):

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, 'oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.'"

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to havethe time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alotof things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, Stormcat313, theWingedWolfAlchemist

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!) orochimarusbadgirl(... Orochimaru-sama, Mello, Edward Cullen, Hinata, Misa-Misa-chan, and...i hate to admit, sasuke uchiha.),xNatexRiverx(Kiba,Yuki,Tobi,Deidara,Near,L.) xMihaelxJeevasx(Matt,Mello,L,BB,Sabastian,Pein,Gaara,Itachi,Sasuke,Hayate), Shinka-chan (Gaara-kun, Wrath, Envy, Lee, Chopper, Sesshoumaru, L and gasp Sasuke) xPrincessKagurax(Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, Byakuya, Itachi, Sasori, Deidara, Pain, Gaara, Neji, Nuriko(current crush), Hotohori, Sasuke(i hate him now), Ryou, Malik, Yami, Jaden, Syrus, Abidos, Eiji, Mashiro, Takagi)Otaku1995(Ichimaru Gin, Asakura Hao, Tao Ren, Uryuu Ishida, Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, and Uchiha Itachi), shiro-otaku10(Hitsugaya Toshiro, Hisagi Shuhei(not anymore), Bankotsu, Abarai Renji, Ed Elric(not anymore), Sasuke (NOT now, i HATE him)), TeenageNeko (Gaara of the dessert, Ulquiorra Cifer), Fear the Silly People (Gaara, Zetsu, Hidan, Kisame, Kakuzu, Waluigi (Don't ask...), and King Boo), infamousplot (Envy, Suigetsu, Hidan, Uryu, Hanataro, Wallace (Scott Pilrgrim vs. the world), Naruto (just a little), Axel, Alphonse Elric (tin cans are adorable) Envy, Envy, ENVY(Me wanna rape you!!! XD), theWingedWolfAlchemist, (Um...Toushirou Hitsugaya, Ichigo Kurosaki, Roy Mustang, Edward Elric, Fang, Iggy, Kyo Sohma, Hatsuharu Sohma, Stark, Dimitri Belikov, and Jacob Black X3)

If you have ever dreamed that you met anime/manga characters, copy this into your profile.

If facebookwent down, 99.99% of the American population would go into depression and/or kill themselves. If you are one of the .01% who would take a sip of coffee and go on with your life like nothing had even happened, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a friend that thinks Twilight is stupid, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now ever your parents are afraid of you because of the results, copy this onto your profile

If you wish Anime Guys existed in the real world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are planning on mobbing Stephenie Meyer’s publisher because you want Midnight Sun NOW, copy this onto your profile and get your pitchforks

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile

If you love anti-heroes and villains, copy this into your profile

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune

If you are a loner/goth/emo/freak/punk/weird person, then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck fanfiction doesn't have color for profiles, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you support the 'Don't kill Fang!' club, then copy this into your profile

If you cried while reading FANG, copy and paste this onto your profile :'(

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge!If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you can't stop puttting these things on your profile,copy and paste this to your profile!

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you get excited over books, then copy this into your profile.

If you force your friends to read books you like, then copy and paste this.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing that is Iggy, post this in your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because Jesus says in the Bible, "if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies!)

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-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessivecompulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you havemultiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and yourcall will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If youhavea nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Things to do while in Wal-mart

1. Throw skittles at people and say, "Taste the freakin' rainbow!"

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. When you see stuff in those cage-things, Yell "NOOO!! YOU'VE KILLED IT!"

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Touch an electrical cord and pretend that you are getting shocked.

20. Hide in the giant snowman blowup and when people walk by say, " I am the abominable snowman! Fear me! I will eat you!"

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that guy/girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

25. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

26. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

27. Turn the pharmacy counter into a Charlie the Unicorn convention.

O lny srmat poelpe can raed this.

cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on !!

EMOS- *Are not cry babies

*Do not always wear black

*Can be very nice people

*Don't always cut themselves

*Are not always depressed

*Can be happy too

*Are normal people just like you

(Put this on your profile if you agree with this.)


Now the serious part of my profile...

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.

Don't be one of those people.

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism.

Scary-a.. thing..
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucilla

Seriouly! Don't read this!!

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Dude that really freaked me out

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him and asked, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied, ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly, leaving the little boy still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this, but he continued, "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said, "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy, "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"Okay," he said. "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing, and then we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy closed his eyes and said, "Thank you, God, for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. That was when I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl had died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would probably not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself; I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

The Quizzes:

1) Favorite object in my room?

My phone, though it’s not in my room right at this moment…

2) What flavor Slurpee do you get?

DR. PEPPER! I used to get Mt. Dew flavored, but the 7-eleven down the street quit carrying it, so I resolve to the second best thing.

3) Do you get nervous before doctors appointments?

Who doesn’t?

4) Favorite song?

Umm…right now it’s News from the Front by Bad Religion (Also known as Ichigo Kurosaki’s theme song).

5) What do you think of hotdogs?

They’re good.

6) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

Chocolate Milk!

7) Can you do pushups?

Possibly…but doubt it...

8) Can you do chin ups?

Hell no.

9) What’s you favorite piece of jewelry?

A little black band that has a metal disc thing attached and a magnetic little bottle cap that says Twilight. Bought it at a water park.

10) Do you like blue cheese?

No, I don’t like cheese, unless it’s on pizza or in pasta.

11) Ever been in a car crash?

Nope and I’d like to keep it that way.

12) What's one thing you hate about your self?

My super-straight hair.(Actually, now I like it!)

13) Middle name?

Lace.

14) 3 things going through your head right now?

1. I need to check my Gaia page real soon…

2. Who ever created this survey had waaaaaaayyy too much time on their hands

3. Mmm, that pizza smells good (we’re baking homemade pizza)

15) Three things you bought yesterday?

Uhh…a bag of chips, a Mt. Dew, and…that’s it

16) 3 things you drink regularly?

Dr. Pepper, Water, and Mt. Dew.

17) 3 things you eat regularly?

Chicken, pasta, and hamburgers.

18) Current worry?

High School.

19) Current hate?

Hmm…Blockbuster. Because they don’t carry anything Anime.

20) Do you spend christmas with your extended worry?

Nope.

21) How do you bring in the new year?

Playing video games!

22) Where would you like to be right now?

Does the place have to be real?

23) Do you own slippers?

Yurp. There on my feet right now.

24) What shirt are you wearing?

My favorite tee that has shiny wings on the back.

25) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?

I don’t know…I’ve never had satin sheets…

26) Can you whistle?

Sadly, no.

27) Which hand do you write with?

Mr. Righty XD.

28) Favorite girls name?

(the name of my roleplay character) Luna and Tsukiko.

29) Favorite boys name?

(the name of my other roleplay character) Quinn.

30) Whats in your pocket?

Me Ipod.

31) Last person to make you laugh?

Umm…actually, it’s not a person. I was reading some motivational posters…those things always make me crack up…

32) Worst injury you've ever had?

I had 168 stitches, all on my face, when I was around three. Please don't ask...It's a really bad memory, one I'd like to forget

33) Do you lovewhere you live?

Sorta…it’s ok, I guess.

34) How many TV's do you have at home?

Let me count…one, two, three, four…four T.V.s.

35) Who is your loudest friend?

That’s my BFF Rose.

36) How many dogs do you have?

All of them? Four. Ones a Labrador mix, two are Australian Shepherds mix, and the other one is a Chihuahua (He’s mostly an inside dog XD)

37) What is your favorite candy?

RESSES!!!!!!!

38) Where is the next place you want to travel to?

Umm…I don’t know.

39) What were you doing at midnight last night?

Reading volume ten of Fruits Basket.

40) What was the first thing you thought this morning when you woke up?

Damn, why is the sun shining in my face?(The only window in my room is right behind my bed, and slightly to the right)

41) What song is stuck in your head right now?

Uprising by Muse (it was just on the radio, FREAKING AWESOME SONG!!!).

42) What was the last thing that you ate?

Homemade Pizza.

43) What was the last TV show that you watched/finished?

Umm…I can’t remember, I think it was Wipeout.

44) Are you a nerd?

AND PROUD OF IT!!!!!

45) How many people do you think have actually read this whole quiz?

Honestly? I think they clicked out of my profile before they even read the first question.

Oh, and by the way. If you HAVE read this entire thing or see this question...

You have just lost. THE GAME.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *grins like a madman* XD


Because I'm now obsessed with Hetalia...

Which Hetalia character are you?

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[x]You were bullied a lot in your childhood. [x]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit. [ ]You're very happy-go-lucky. [x]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies. [ ]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up. [x]You're a good artist. (Sometimes...) [x]You can be clumsy at times. [ ]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something. [ ]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" [ ]You would surrender in a war situation. (5/10)

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[ ]You're very stoic and serious. [ ]Sausages are your favourite foods. [ ]You like to walk your dog. [x]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case. [ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T. [ ]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules. [x]You work very hard. [x]Your alone time is your 'happy time'. [ ]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people. [ ]You've had issues with money once or twice . (3/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[x]You're very mature (When not around my anime friends) [ ]You think everything over before saying it. [x]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one. [ ]You isolated yourself during childhood. [ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time. [x]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world. (Just a little...) [x]You can seem cold/aloof to other people. (More aloof than anything) [ ]You're good at practical tasks. [x] You need time to adjust to new people . (5/10)

The Allied Forces

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[x]You love hamburgers. [x]You think you're awesome. [ ]You love to invent things. [x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films. [x]You can seem to be very brash to other people. (I'm very loud around anime and/or hyper peoples) [x]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business. [ ]You're terrified of ghosts. [ ]You know aliens exist. [x]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time. (maybe not a bomber...but I do wear a jacket... :3) [x]You wear glasses. (Do my nerd ones I got from the 3D movies count?) (7/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[ ]You like tea. [ ]You were quite tough as a kid. [ ]You're very sarcastic and cynical. [ ]Your cooking is awful. [x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... [x]...But you refuse to believe in aliens. [ ]You have tried doing black magic before. [ ]You get drunk quite easily. [ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy. [ ]You're good at embroidery. (2/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[ ]You're very affectionate. [ ]You think you have a great fashion sense. (Pfffft. Yeah right. XD) [ ]You like wine. [ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears. [x]You love red roses. [ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women. [x]You're very proud of yourself. [x]You love culture and the arts. [x]You're very flamboyant. (Oh yes. Anime-mode, anyone?) [ ]You say you're a gourmet . (4/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[ ]You had a very sad childhood. (I wouldn't say sad...) [ ]You're very tall. (Laugh at my height and I will pull an Edward Elric on you (i.e. rant extremely loud) -.-) [x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities. (Between shy and intelligent to hyper, loud and spazzy) [ ]You wear a scarf all the time. [x]You love sunflowers. (They're pretty~) [ ]You love vodka. [ ]You can seem intimidating to other people. [ ]You're very strong. [ ]You have a big nose. [ ]You have a strange laugh that can scare people. (2/10)

China (Wang Yao)

[x]You're very mature. (When not in anime-mode) [ ]You're very superstitious. [ ]You're very religious. [x]You love pandas. [ ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes. [ ]You love Hello Kitty. [x]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously. (My brother just loves to ignore me...or annoy the hell outta me) [x]You work hard. [x]You're good at drawing. (sometimes...) [x]You like sweets . (6/10)

So far, I'm most like America. WHOOT WHOOT!!! XD

And now for some other country people!!

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[x]You are very well-raised. [x]You're polite. (At school and/or around strangers) [ ]You love classical music. [x]You like cake. [ ]You have a mole on your face. [x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away. (I work hard when I feel like it) [ ]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument. (Though I can play the violin) [ ]You've composed music before. " [x]You tend to call people 'morons'. (morons, idiots, etc. take your pick) [x]You wear glasses (See previous statement above) . (6/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[x]You're often ignored by people. (In class cause I’m so quiet) [x]You look younger than you actually are. (People say I look 12 years old...curse my lack of height U_U) [ ]You love hockey. [x]You love polar bears. [x]You hate fighting. [ ]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy. [ ]You often get mistaken for someone else. [x]You feel under-appreciated. [x]You're bilingual. (English and Sign Lauguage...wait, does that count as a language? I think so..) [ ]You always carry a bear with you. (6/10) (huh...I got more for Canada than I expected...)

Cuba

[ ]You smoke. [ ]You're very physically strong. [ ]You've won a lot of fist-fights. [ ]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other. [ ]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics. [ ]You like hot weather. (Blech. I like cooler weather. Maybe it has to do with being born in December...(there was a foot and a half of snow on the ground when I was born...and that's a lot for where I live.)) [x]You can be very friendly from time to time. [ ]You look very tough on the outside. [ ]You make a very nice role-model. [ ]You don't let people get a word in edgeways. (1/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

[x]You have a potty-mouth. (In anime-mode when not around adults) [ ]You like to wear flowers in your hair. [ ]You used to be a very tough kid. [x]You're very reliable. [x]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy. [x]You're very faithful. [x]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike. [ ]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese. [x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next. [x]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. (Only when it's cosplay...thanks to Hetalia XD) (7/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x]You're very loyal. [ ]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together. [ ]You're very serious. (No...) [ ]You have a lot of patience. (What is this 'patience' you speak of?) [ ]You think too much about philosophical stuff. [ ]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc... [x]You're not very confident. (But getting better at it!) [ ]You were quite rebellious as a child. [ ]People tend to walk all over you. [x]You're a born worrier. (3/10)

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

[x]You're very flamboyant. (Like, again, Anime-mode anyone? XD) [x]You're quite hyperactive. (Anime-mode) [x]You can be quite goofy. [ ]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix. [x]You're very wary of strangers. (*Doesn't trust real life peoples*) [ ]It takes you ages to come out of your shell. [x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty. [x]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions. [ ]You love pansies and corn-poppies. [ ]You get up to lots of crazy antics . (6/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

[x]You're quite mean-spirited. (Depends on who it is) [ ]You're a bit of a hooligan. [x]You're very loyal. [x]You're very good at tactics. (Occasionally...) [ ]You hate Russia. [ ]You love to fight people. [x]You can avoid marriages quite well. [ ]You're not always taken seriously. [ ]You like drinking. [x]You want to become stronger. (5/10) (Wow...that was...surprising O_o)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[x]You are clueless about things around you. [ ]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes. [ ]You're very responsible. (I've gone through so may phones...) [ ]You tend to dramatize over things a lot. [ ]You love churros. [x]You help people in crisis. [x]You are quite random. [ ]Somehow, you like bananas. [ ]You often offer food to people. [ ]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers. (3/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[x]You tend to overreact a lot. [ ]You like to order people around. [ ]You're a scaredy-cat. [x]You curse a lot. (When I'm super pissed.) [ ]You go drama depressed when people ignore you. [x]You tend to blush easily. [x]You are lazy like hell. (I have my days...) [ ]You love tomatoes a lot. [x]You fix yourself on stupid matters. [x]You get defensive at the slightest comment. (Don't call me short *glares*) (6/10)

Damn...I'm like a bunch of nations...America and Hungary first, then China, Austria, Canada, Poland, South Italy...Wow, that's awesome XD

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333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 34,281 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Sailor Moon Meets the Cullens by suzu enma reviews
Serena moves to forks, she thought she was only going there to get more learning but soon it comes apparent that she was in for something more.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,863 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Edward
What Lies Beyond the Veil by mayanpaw reviews
He's rude, crude, mystereous and all of the girls love him. But there is something more to him than meets the eye. Meet Professor Elric. HPxFMA crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,707 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Edward E.
Stereotypes by Mackie Jackson reviews
One chapter stories about the States based off 50 State Stereotypes in 2 minutes video.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 10,312 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 11/7/2011
Like It or Not by Celestial Clusters reviews
AU. Eventual UKxUS. Unpopular, overweight, nerdy, and bullied, high school junior Alfred F. Jones is slowly reaching the end of his rope. Arthur Kirkland, a senior, has nearly everything his heart desires...except a love life. When the spark is lit, Arthur is determined to make Alfred his. After all, he always gets what he wants. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,006 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 9/12/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Alchemist on Deck by JessTalksAlot reviews
2003 ANIME; When Edward goes through the gate to bring back Alphonse's lost body after his younger brother sacrificed it to save him, Ed finds himself in a completely different world - not in Germany or London, but in the middle of the sea, where he is picked up by the S.S.Tipton. The insanity that ensues is both comical and tragic. Finished.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,018 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
The YOLO Chronicles by iTorchic reviews
"It all began one day when America logged onto his Facebook." After discovering about his citizen's newest memes, America is filled with inspiration and decided that he needs to complete amazing feats of creativity and bravery in order to make his life worthwhile. With Prussia, Denmark, and England by his side, America is out to show the world how he lives his life. Rated T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - America - Complete
Holding Hearts by iTorchic reviews
With Tamaki's body in a coma, and Ed's still missing after the attack on HQ, it's up to the girls now! With the switching of Haruhi and Winry, can they manage to find out what actually happened to Ed and Tamaki? Rated T. Sequel to 'Soul Swap'. Adopted by PrussiaRox.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Winry R., Haruhi F. - Complete
Manual in the Making by iTorchic reviews
"What I didn't know was how my so called 'weirdness' could get even more corrupted with the odd insanity that would park itself on my doorstep one fateful day after arriving home from school in the middle of February."Rated T. Based off of Lolli's manuals
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,210 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Germany - Complete
Hell to Pay by jmp22895 reviews
Alfred is a demon, on earth to kill a guardian angel and wreck as much havoc as possible. Arthur is the angel that has to kill him first. With both of them disguised as high school students, whoever gets found out first, dies. Unless they happen to fall for each other first.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,812 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - England/Britain, America
Substitute Teachers by EmilySamara reviews
Okay... title kinda sucks but makes sense. The Big 8 have been assigned a special mission: to become temporary substitute teachers at an American high school! With "normal" names and knowledge to rival a computer, what could possibly... go... wrong...?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,943 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 11/11/2011
Bodyswap by Shiva491 reviews
England and America bodyswap in the middle of the night. Neither knows why. Then they wake up, and things go downhill from there. Rated T for England's language and limited violence. Comedy, but mostly not crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 60,970 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 5/7/2011 - America, England/Britain
Reform by IncomprehensibleSparks reviews
The Nations were too much trouble, so their bosses got rid of them. But a Nation can never die so long as its inhabitants remain loyal. And when a group of confused teenagers recover centuries' worth of memories... GerIta, Spamano, others. AWKWARD PAGE BREAKS FIXED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,605 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 9/29/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Spain
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4132 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Supplemental Rules and Regulations by Sekhem reviews
It all began after Hawkeye got her dog, and spiraled downward from there. A chronicle of the day-to-day chaos of Eastern HQ, and the supplemental rules that grew out of it. Surprisingly, Ed and Alphonse are not the main culprits. Rated T, for safety.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,626 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2009
Hetalia Bomber Girl! by Intentus Full Metallum reviews
Amestris, Aerugo, Creta, Drachma, and Xing join the Hetalia gang! What sort of Mayhem will serious Amestris, shy Aerugo, and Brash Drachma get up to? And what about the Promised Day?
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011
Dark Wood's Series by Iggyloid reviews
After waking up imprisoned inside a castle, Arthur Kirkland is sentenced to a tragic fate; to a life full of strife and struggles. The only thing is, he won't go down without a fight. USUK, SpaMano, PruCan. Based on VOCALOID's 'Dark Wood's Series'.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - England/Britain, Miku H.
Wings of Alchemy by FlamingFlyingFoxOfDoom reviews
Edward knew he and his brother been through Hell. But he never thought he'd meet some who live'd it. He questions himself yet again, the same one he always asks himself... 'Will he be able to do this' T for language
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,537 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Edward E., Max
Why the Hero Rebelled by Bri Nara reviews
A crack summary of the time right before the American Revolution, when English and American tensions were rising.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Maximum Crossover by artfan reviews
Max meets with the President to discuss Itex's latest plans and bum budumdum Alfred joins them
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,123 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - America
Barely Human by skamusic4 reviews
Mel, Jared, Wanda, Ian, Doc and Jamie set out to meet another group of humans, who live in Antarctica. Only, not all of them are human...or souls. Six of them happen to be avian-humans, and Jamie takes interest in one in particular. Even if she hates him.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Host - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,221 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Nudge, James S./Jamie - Complete
Mishearings by IrisTheFlower reviews
This is what happens when Kiku reads too much FMA. Crack. Mentions of colour police.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Japan - Complete
Shinjitsu no ō by sama-chan reviews
He had fallen so far. He was lost in a new world. But he had vowed to grow stronger too. He was awake now from his afterlife slumber. They had no idea what was coming, and he liked it that way. The choice was his. Which side was he on? EdWin. IchiRuki.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,536 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Edward E.
Hetalia Music Oneshots by malachitejellyfish reviews
Exactly what the title says! Also, READER INSERT! Feel free to request! But ONLY vocaloid songs! oh yeah, there can be multiple chapters for the same country. And please keep it under T. Not that it would go over, probably. [DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE]
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/27/2012
Take Us Back by liondancer17 reviews
"Who are you trying to save?" "My only friend, you?" "Everyone." In a place between timelines, Homura Akemi and Italy Veneziano meet.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/20/2012 - N. Italy, Homura A. - Complete
Presidential Initiation by Car reviews
The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,845 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - America - Complete
Hetalia Carols for the Christmas Season by iTorchic reviews
Tired of the same old Christmas carols every single year? Well, here's some new songs such as "Mother Russia's Coming to Town", "Hit the Bars", "Oh Germany", "I saw Sweden Kissing Santa Claus", and much more. Updated everyday till Christmas. Rated T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 4,736 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Complete
Thirteen Things They Won't Tell You by Izu3039 reviews
Compilation of random lists of what the nations want you and the others to know, but refuse to say it out loud.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/6/2011
PSHHT! WHO NEEDS MANUALS! by burgersANDscones reviews
Based off of lollidictators manual fics. please R&R : T for cursing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,970 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - America, England/Britain
Oh God, Get Me Out! by Triangular Prism reviews
Okay, so, an Englishman, a Japanese, a Prussian, a Russian, and an Italian all walk into an elevator…
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,351 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - England/Britain, Prussia
NineEleven by HipsterMustache reviews
A tribute to 9/11, and to those who lost their lives and loved ones. May they rest in peace.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
FMA and Facebook really don't mix by Snoring Tiger reviews
After a military order, all military personnel have to make facebook accounts. Edward has trouble making his. This is what happens when the FMA charcters have facebook accounts.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,562 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Edward E.
Dispatches From the Eastern Front by Sekhem reviews
The stories behind the rules. Chapter Thirteen: What Goes Up... Rated T, for a little bit of language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,309 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010
The Most Annoying Thing About Travel by Bri Nara reviews
Each nation sharing what bugs them the most while they travel to each meeting. Series of one-shots. Crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011
THERE ARE FIFTY OF THEM by Royal Puppet Master reviews
It was around midnight when it had happened. By it England meant some lunatic banging on his door. You know, America. "My states gained personification. T-T"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,321 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
At any cost by Akasha Rose reviews
What happens when four students from St. Vladimir's leave and wind up in Amestris? What is truly on Akasha's mind about becoming a State Alchemist? Who will find out about their secrets? Read to find out. Please R&R. Might change rating later
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,203 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010
The Great Curl Debacle by Triangular Prism reviews
What's this? The Bad Touch Trio have made their most daring dangerous plan yet… A worldwide rampage pulling every gravity-defying curl of hair they can find!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Prussia, France
Bird Kids in the NEST by AdInventum reviews
Maximum Ride was created to save the world. Now she must learn to trust a military group that fights alien robots. Lots of Max-humor, wisecracks, and big bots! thanks for all the great reviews, people! :D
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,723 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Max, Optimus Prime
Arthur and Sebastian by Lawliet Kazuma reviews
England is trying to summon a demon to crush America when he finds a certain butler that's lost...
Crossover - Kuroshitsuji & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sebastian M., England/Britain - Complete
Soul Swap by iTorchic reviews
Edward is having his annual assessment; Tamaki and the host club are cosplaying FMA! What happens when Tamaki and Edward accidentlly swap bodies! How will they get back! Rated T. Tama/Haru, possible Ed/Win. Ouran/FMA Crossover. Mistake put it on FMA board
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,872 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Edward E., Tamaki S. - Complete
This Aint A Scene, Its An Arms Race by Applegirl3223 reviews
"Who are you guys?" Ichigo asked. A blond haired woman stepped forward. "Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye. All four of you will need to come with me". Not exactly what you want to hear when you've just landed in another world. FMA & Bleach xover
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,005 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Ichigo K.
Ed and the Shrinkray by iWantTheWholeWorld reviews
When Ed finds an unsual book with a strange title, he starts to get certain evil ideas . . . which involve Roy Mustang and shrink-rays . . .
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,129 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
How Pirates vs Ninja started by Bri Nara reviews
It all started with the nations having a movie night...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/12/2011 - England/Britain, Japan - Complete
The Gentleman's Way by PwnedByPineapple reviews
When on a field trip in Paris, Tamaki learns how to charm women from the master.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Tamaki S., France - Complete
The Prank War by Karalora reviews
At least it's better than the real wars they used to have all the time, right? At least no one's going to die from this, right? Right…? Rating for language and sexual references—nothing you shouldn't be prepared for if you're a fan of the comic!
Scandinavia and the World - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,365 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Complete
Edward's Babysitting Service by UndyingSins reviews
Edward's called to East on an important assignment, but he finds that he's in for a huge surprise on what the assignment entails-taking care of the Vargas Siblings. A job made all the tougher by the Homunculi. Rated T for Romano and Edward.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,535 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Edward E., N. Italy - Complete
Black Birds by XXForrestStarXX reviews
Trapped in the 1800's, the flock is still on the run. Ciel Phantomhive grows suspicious of this new group of people. Will they become friends or enemies? (Psst, this story is up for adoption! PM me for more details c:)
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,439 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Max, Ciel P.
England Visits Japan by 2awesome4you reviews
A short one-shot I made with Hetalia and Bleach. My first story so please rate and review!
Crossover - Bleach & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ by iTorchic reviews
Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 1788 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Hunger Games: Birdseed by Fangalicous08 reviews
What happens when the flock gets put in the country of Panem and all their memories are wiped out and replaced with new ones? Would they survive the Hunger Games? Read and find out.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 11/29/2009
A Night School for an Avian Hybrid by wingedvampire4ever reviews
Max is marked and now she has to go to the House of Night. Alone. When she's there she meets Zoey Redbird and her friends, the Voice tells her who it is and she has to save the world from Nefret. sorry. this summary sucks. FAX in later chapters.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & House of Night - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Max, Zoey R.
Maxamorphosis by ironyheartsap reviews
Max learns surprising secrets regarding her DNA; it is partly composed of Vampire DNA. Soon it's mutating out of control, and Max is slowly changing into a vampire. Will the Cullens be able to help? & what about the Volturi? Better/full summary inside.FAX
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,540 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/9/2009
Wings of the World by daydreamingartist16 reviews
When America's president introduces him to a girl by the name of Maximum Ride, he had no idea of the fight he was getting himself into. Itex is a large company after all! And what is England hiding? How did Max and her group know him and Sealand!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Max, America
Death the Kid's International Incident by PwnedByPineapple reviews
Several nations of the world arrive at Shibusen for some friendly negotiations with Lord Death. Too bad no one thought to tell Kid about it.
Crossover - Soul Eater & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Complete
Things i am not allowed to do at Hogwarts by rahsax reviews
yeah i know this is an overused thing to do... but i just couldn't help myself... minor slash just me teasing characters about it, no actually pairing hints, i don't think ... some swearing... and... i think thats it! one of my first fics so be nice
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010
Nation by Orsenna reviews
A story for anyone whoever wished that Nation People existed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Canada
World of Changes by PhoenixRayne44 reviews
Max and the flock are on a mission in Japan. When they start going to the same school as 4 members of the Sohma family and Tohru, what will happen? I will come up with a better summary later. Please R&R.
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010
The Absolute Truth by DXmaryoOD reviews
Captain Hitsugaya, in anguish at the death of his friend Momo, unknowingly does alchemy. In a new world, He struggles with this new pending war as well as his own. As these worlds merge so do their wars and lives. Ichigo and everyone else will appear latr
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,213 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010
Cerberus by Triangular Prism reviews
Who exactly was that Greek man who sold Hagrid a three-headed dog in a pub? In truth, a harassed entity trying to get a Cerberus pup off his hands…
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Rubeus H., Greece - Complete
Shinigami and Vampires by MonkeysGoMoo reviews
Ichigo Rukia Kisuke and Yuroichi come to Forks to investigate "strange" murders in Seattle and end up going to the same school as the Cullens.
Crossover - Bleach & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,842 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/30/2010
Taking Over Fang's Blog by nudge-wanna-be reviews
Fang is very naughty, so the flock takes over his Blog! First Chapter Explains it. 2nd Fanfic. Praise for Fangalicous08! Pre:FANG The flock are living with Dr. M. And Ella.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Fang
Alphonse, the Suit of Armor by Laora reviews
Various Christmas carols, Fullmetal-ified!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Complete
Vampires,Werewolves, Avian Hybrids by first-2-fall-last-2-know reviews
Max tucked her wings in and balled up in pain she dropped like a rock she was having a brain attack. “Fang!” Angel said urgently...I flew the clearing and set Max down... “Someone’s coming” Iggy said his blind eyes were pointed to the clearing FAX.ENJOY
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,215 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Max
A Bird's Night Flight by VampireFairy13 reviews
Max gets marked a goes to the House of Night after the world has been saved from Itex but what other forces may be putting it at risk again? Along the way, Max learns a few things about herself and those she knows. After Untamed and Max. Fax later. Read!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & House of Night - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,604 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Max, Nyx
You know your obsessed with FMA when by AuroratheFallenAngel reviews
The title says it all. I do not own FMA in any way shape or form.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Complete
Clipped Wings by Stormcat313 reviews
I cannot continue this story, I'm giving it away.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,873 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Max, Edward
Twelve Days of Christmas with Drunk Hetalians by Bri Nara reviews
Nations throw a Christmas party, with alcohol, and start singing the 12 days of Christmas, madness ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Complete
A Fledgling with Wings by A Wingless Angel reviews
Max gets marked. But the Flock doesn't. What will happen when Max joins Zoey and her friends? Is this how Max is supposed to save the world? The Flock's in it. First Fanfic. Read and Review
Crossover - Maximum Ride & House of Night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,410 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010
Nations, Mutant Bird Freaks, and Itex, oh my! by manga enthusiast reviews
What happens when Iggy bombs a World Meeting? How will the nations react to the Flock? How will the Flock react to the nations! Country names used except for Arthur! and this story takes place before Max, for Maximum Ride.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010
How Much? by Hoprabbit reviews
AU Mangaverse. Royai. Riza sits at the same bar, every day. So does Roy, but he doesn't notice until his friend isn't there to distract him from her anymore. FINALLY FINI AT CHAPTER 21! With chapter 22 Epilogue
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,442 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Hetalia Axis Powers Alice of Human Sacrifice by HetaliaEnglandX3 reviews
Hetalia meets the awesome song Alice of Human Sacrifice. Based off of the song and voice dramas. I do not own VOCALOID or Hetalia. Enjoy!
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist: Christmas special by Steffii reviews
Edward hopes he gets the present he has always wanted for Christmas. However, it doesn't go as he planned.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Epic Paint Battle! by Dificult Simplicity reviews
Ed goes to Roy for some extra money and is told to paint his house. After getting distracted a battle between friends ensues! But instead of blood, paint is being spilled. Oneshot and slight OCCness with alot of characters
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Ground Rules by Kristen Sharpe reviews
Twelve year olds are impressionable, vulnerable and, most of all, volatile. That in mind, Mustang decides to lay down a few rules before Ed meets his team.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Edward E.
Guitars, Flames, and Miniskirts by xoxoEdward Elricxoxo reviews
See what happens when Mustang introduces Guitar Hero to Central HQ.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
The Shinigami Alchemist by Allen the Musician reviews
It was a stupid way to die and yet here he was. Chaos abounds as Ed finds himself in a strange new world once again as a result of a car crash. Will the inhabitants of the Seireitei ever be the same? Read to find out. FMA/Bleach crossover. R&R
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,925 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Edward E., T. Hitsugaya
Bleach Ride by Lexisrush reviews
I'll do this later. DO NOT READ, I'LL CONTINUE THIS STORY ONCE I FINISH THE OTHERS.
Crossover - Bleach & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010
Ed's 15th Birthday by NotShortYourJustFreakishlyTall reviews
Ed's 15th Birthday has an interesting start...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Edward E.
Dreamscape by Triangular Prism reviews
The land of dreams is a strange one at times, where nothing can be as expected… and when chance meetings are something meant to be.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Edward E., Germany - Complete
Rosettes by shotelle reviews
Following an incident at an abandoned lab, Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye undergo some frightening and unusual changes. Royai. Chimera!Roy & Chimera!Riza.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Roy M., Riza H.
Fly By Twilight: The Pack by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Sequel to Fly By Twilight: The Coven. A Maximum Ride/Twilight crossover. Fang and the Flock are finally reunited! But what new insanity are they being subjected to? What's up with Iggy? And...Love is in the air?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,643 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang - Complete
Colonel's Revenge by August08 reviews
Sequel to Mini Skirt Colonel. Obviously, Roy wouldn't let Ed get away with such a prank, now would he?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Hello Earth! by KuroiWing reviews
Ed has been chosen to represent Ametris. What kind of chaos will ensue when contries meet the fullmetal alvhemist? Another FMA APH crossover, but this time it's multichapter.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,084 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Edward E.
Arguments and Agreements by Kyrandis reviews
The only thing scarier than an explosive argument between the Flame and Fullmetal is the two actually agreeing on something, as Roy's subordinates learn. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Lightening Wings by LittleDarkG reviews
Jeb has been gone for 2 years before their lives get turned upside down by just 6 pieces of parchment. Harry's 4th year, FAX in later chapters possible trio/flock in future chapters - start of angel experiment : rated T coz im awesome like that
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,652 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009
Mini Skirt Colonel by August08 reviews
Ed says just what he thinks about Roy Mustang. Based from Vic Mignogna's famous mini skirt line. No slash.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Metal and Wings Work by colerfulldarkness666 reviews
okay so Max and the Flock meet with the guys from transformers animated and some other people and things start getting out of hand. It was going to be a one shot but i quit it. FAXY and Iggy might be falling for a robot girl and not sure about nuzzy.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010
The new Kekkaishi by honohime reviews
Before they could capture the Ayakashi, someone else did and shocked them, then did it again by letting it live. This girl gets dropped into their lives, and becomes an ally, and a homeless complication.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Kekkaishi - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Kagome H.
Flight by the status is not quo reviews
Told through the eyes of Angel and Max as they face the challenges and dangers of Pandora. Pre-and-During Movie. Rated T for Language and Violence
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,835 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Angel, Grace A.
Brand New Eyes by Loving Lucy reviews
Max and her flock wakes up to find that their wings on their backs are gone. Later on, their powers are gone, too. How would they cope with their new selves? What happens when Max and her flock confront with another flock.. with their powers and wings?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Max
Sleep Walking, A Twilight Short Story by Peepers reviews
“Who can forget… The long cool shadows floating on the campus.” -Dartmouth Undying. This story takes place nine months after the end of Breaking Dawn. Bella has continued with her journey, but there is trouble amiss... Please review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,986 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella, Alice
Sit Boy! by SpyNya-Chan007 reviews
Max gets a new power? Fang starts growing ears and a tail? It's all madness! This is my first crossover, hope you guys love it! Fail story is fail. :P COMPLETE! R&R please!
Crossover - Inuyasha & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Fang - Complete
Who's The Alchemist? by Bookwrm389 reviews
Mustang plays mind games during a briefing. Edward is not amused. Based on the 1940s comedy sketch "Who's on first?" Moderate swearing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Just One Small Complication by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After giving it some thought one night while half asleep, I thought of a reason why Fang must return to the Flock. Random, short oneshot. Rated T for mild stuff. Mild Fax and Dylan pisssed-offness.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Fang, Max
A Little Problem by RandomCheeses reviews
Inspired by Kristen Sharpe's wonderful drawing of the ever popular Chimera!Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
finding you by flygirl101 reviews
the world has been taken over, by the souls...and now Maximum Ride has been caught. but we all know max. and when has she ever given up? now she must fight to save the ones she loves, from inside...
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,793 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Max
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8203 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Soul Ride by Torishi Satori reviews
**Hiatus**Ichigo is captured, and is changed. He meets the flock and hopes that one day, he'll learn more about himself... And of his destiny.
Crossover - Bleach & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/18/2010
Save the Earth, and me by purplecatgirl reviews
Maxride and APH crosover... i don't really know what it is about. Max goes to speak about global warming at a World Conference and is swept into the world of Hetalia. Post MAX
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Max, America
The Favor adopted from HollyIsShort by iclemyerlover reviews
When Nyx tries to do the Cullens a favor by sending them to the House of Night dimension, where vampyres are a part of society,will it backfire because of the differences between the Vampyres and Vampires? The discontinued story by HollyIsShort.
Crossover - Twilight & House of Night - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,920 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010
Trust by emotionalpoemgirl reviews
Cathy is, strange. She has wings. So when 6 kids visit her yard and leave feathers, she must find out who they are. But is she different even from them? She can talk to water... Sounds weird but I think pretty good. Focus on Flock in later chapters.Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2010
H2O: Just Add Maximum Ride by JesusFreakft reviews
Max and the flock thought they were the only surviving mutants from the School. Cleo, Emma, and Rikki thought they were magical mermaids. How do these two groups of friends fit together? (Incomplete.)
Crossover - Maximum Ride & H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,244 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Max
iSoar Grawrawr by Alexandyne reviews
title has no real meaning - Nudge's arm is injured and they meet the iCarly group... but what happens when the wrong kids fall in love? And, of course, when Carly falls from a 20 story window that isn't good either.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & iCarly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009
Lullaby by lalalatala reviews
Royai songfic to Lullaby by the Dixie Chicks
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Magical Mayhem by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
What happens when Max and her flock meet Harry Potter and his gang? Will the mayhem cease to exist or will things just get worse? You're about to find out! Better than it sounds I swear! R&R please! Old and new pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,812 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Max - Complete
Gloves, Marshmallows, and Revenge by Snippy-the-Sniper reviews
Ed and Havoc decided to pull a prank on Roy. rated T for language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
There's No Place Like School by Bex Baxter reviews
A Gallagher Girls/Maximum Ride crossover.When Max and her Flock land on the manicured lawns of Gallagher Academy, the last thing expect is a group of highschool girls with unusual skills to find them.Bad summary, better story.Please read!Cam and Max POV
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Max, Cammie M.
Wizards Discover The Game by MonkeysGoMoo reviews
Title says all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Complete
Everybody Has A Secret by Atlantima reviews
Set after the HDM books and right after the original FMA anime. Lyra and Will meet up with Ed on their travels. Can they learn to trust each other?
Crossover - His Dark Materials & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Lyra B./S./Lizzy B., Will P., Edward E.
A period of pain by Kame-tan reviews
Ed broke his automail arm. Bad. Winry's on her period. Worse. Rated T for language and Ed-bashing. Literally. COMPLETE!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Wizards and BirdKids of Waverly Place by the status is not quo reviews
Alex Russo, her family, and Harper encounter some very unique, non-magical beings. Not the best summary. Please read. Told through the eyes of Alex and Max Ride.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Max, Alex R.
Welcome to Central by Moonrise31 reviews
On his way back to Central, Ed comes across a very rude sign. Freaking out ensues. Revenge is imminent.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Co Ed Shopping by bluewingedkitty reviews
“What? There’s nothing left. I want to go,” Iggy whined."What else could there be?" “Feminine hygiene,” Max informed him. Iggy stopped dead. Shopping with Max can be traumatizing. Poor Iggy never saw it coming. Participant in Day of Anti-Hardwicke.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Iggy, Max - Complete
Fly By Twilight: The Coven by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Maximum Ride/Twilight Crossover. After Fang is captured from the Flock, he's taken to an Institute whose Director isn't quite human. And she's decided it's time Fang live up to his name. Is Fang completely doomed? Not if the Cullens have their say...
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,544 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Fang, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Fullmetal Voice Mail by Devil Seifer reviews
This is the voice messages and mail of the FMA characters, I did the same concept for Gundam Wing I hope you will enjoy it. Envy and Lust are up!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006
You're a Soldier by The Mr. Clean Alchemist reviews
Angsty, MovieSpoilerish songfic for Bryan Adams' 'Sound the Bugle'. Royai. You might want to bring a kleenex.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Riza H., Roy M.
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The Man Who Can't Be Moved reviews
"What else can I do?" he thought to himself, "How can I move on when I'm still in love with you?" - Royai songfic based off the song 'the Man Who Can't Be Moved' by the Script. R&R?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,149 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Silver Wings reviews
"I shook open my wings to let them stretch. I looked into the mirror and barely managed to stifle a shriek. My wings...were now shinning a bright, silvery color...the exact color of my Mark." Post MAX, pre Untamed. Full summary inside.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & House of Night - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,074 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Max, Zoey R.
Two Sides Apposed reviews
Story used to be called She Belongs With Me. A couple Twilight Songfics I wrote out of bordom. One of them is pretty funny, or so one of my reviewers tell me. R&R?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
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