Author has written 1 story for Pokémon, and Twilight.
I am an anime fan with a disliking for Twilight. Yet I write crack fanfiction for Twilight..Yeah, that's kinda weird...
Name: David Bowie (Not Really)
Age: ITS OVER 9000!!
Gender: Anything you want ;D...Female ._.
About me: Er, Anime Fan? Yaoi Fan perhaps? I enjoy reading and writing stories (even though people must not like them much..), the usual stuff..I'LL ADD MORE WHEN I CAN THINK OF IT, GAWSH
Favorite animes/manga: Bleach, Death Note, Code Geass, NANA, Shugo chara!, Vampire Knight, D.Gray-Man, Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, Higurashi, Pandora Hearts, Lucky Star, Chobits, The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya, Kuroshitsuji
Favorite Music: Vocaloids, Nightmare, The Pillows, Aqua Timez, Orange Range, UVERworld, Nana Mizuki, Aya Hirano, Nami Tamaki, Panic! At the disco, Fallout Boy.
Favorite Non-Anime Shows: Fresh Prince, Adventure Time, George Lopez, 18 and Counting (:D), Misadventures of Flapjack, Chowder
Favorite Movies: Sherlock Holmes, Bleach Movies, Connie and Carla, and The Last Airbender ]
"Then, Kyouya! You take on the role of a punk and pimp on Haruhi! Then make Hikaru save her!" ~Tamaki Suou
"I'm starting to wonder if Foxes are edible.." ~Edward Elric
"I'm a...Pervert?" ~L
"That’s not wrong… you fought to protect your world. Isn’t that good enough? No one really thinks of others, you will lose everything if you can’t keep up. After all, justice in this world is just a bunch of principles made by those with power to suit themselves. Only two kinds of people exist in this world: those who steal…and those who are stolen from. So then, today I just stole your future. That's all." ~Ciel Phantomhive
"You know Nana, I searched and searched, but could never find the key that unlocked the way. And now that I've stopped looking, I've finally found it. Maybe the door will open for me?" ~Nana O.
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I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (EMO IS A TYPE OF 80'S MUSIC)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f-ing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER (or people think I am) so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick (or I believe I am.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
Choose 10 of your friends:
1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
Sexy Yugoslavian Dance Party with Swedish Fish.
2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?
5: MY TURRNNN TO DO YOGAAAA.
3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?
6, cause she's closer x3x
4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?
She'd be like "OH MAH GAWSHHH" and run out.
5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
Threesome? ...Oh my, I shouldn't have said that ._.
6) 4 mugs you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?
Why would Caitlyn mug me D: but 2 I think ]
7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
Yaoi Paddles are used for Spatulas.
8) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?
Errr, either 4 or 9, cause she knows them ._. but I think it'd be 8 since she doesn't swing that way..?
9) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
10) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?
11) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
Jannah's the expert in Chariot races. Le dur.
12) Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?
Why would everyone gang up on Maggie? D: Renji would come to her rescue though
13) Everyone is invited to 2's and 10's wedding except for 8. How do they react?
Crash it XD
14) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
15) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
16) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
She was busy trying to find a good wedding present, so she comes in with a tied up L in hand
17) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
18) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?
Ian loves the zoo, doesn't he? I have no idea what they would get Ian ._.
19) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
How should I know what they're protesting? and I'd try to leave my house.
20) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
Murder HER =_= XD
21) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save herself or 1?
herself. Selfish peyton. XDD jk
22) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?
They would escape together?
23) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?
What kinda day camp? -wink wink nudge nudge-...no, just..no...Anyway, She'd probably go through with it swimmingly
24) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?
Joins in, of course~! With the Silly dance~!
25) You see 1 make out with 2, 3 make out with 4, 5 make out with 6, 7 make out with8, and 9 make out with 10. What would you do?
THIS IS MADNESS!