Fallowsthorn
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 01-15-10, id: 2218239, Profile Updated: 10-02-13

As of October 2013, I will not be publishing anything here, nor will I archive anything. I use this account solely for the "Follow Story" function; otherwise you can find me on AO3.

Find me at:

Fallowsthorn on Archive of Our Own

Inkmage on Dreamwidth

AO3 is my primary fic archive. Fics from DW are being moved over and some are being cleaned up. Hope to see you there!

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Age of Assassins by blackwingedheaven reviews
Aventus Aretino has left Dawnstar Sanctuary behind to train as a bard in Solitude. His new life brings with it new challenges and new difficulties-but also new opportunities. The Age of Assassins has begun. Set in the same continuity as Heiwako's stories including "Darkness Rises When Silence Dies" and "For the Future of Skyrim." Skyrim is copyright Bethesda. Review please!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,024 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Cicero V.
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Mondays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 240,172 - Reviews: 3581 - Favs: 2,528 - Follows: 2,943 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 5/7/2012
The Magic Of Torchwood by Bella The Strange reviews
The Torchwood team have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Set between Adam and Reset. Rated T because of Jack Harkness, swearing, mature themes, slash etc... it's Torchwood!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 140 - Words: 537,867 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 7/6/2011
Words Fail by Nea Marika reviews
Fighting a heroic battle in a room full of mysterious time pieces is not a smart thing to do. Time Travel, Slash TR/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 145,965 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 2,510 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Elements of Harmony and the Savior of Worlds by RK-Striker-JK-5 reviews
An old legend from Dream Valley returns to Equestria, but is there a place for her in this new land? Crossover between G1 and FiM. Thanks to Sun tzu for the name, too. Minor Hasbro cameos/mentions as well.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 143,989 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Twilight Sparkle
Against the Moon by Stoplight Delight reviews
The odds were stacked against him: a child from a blended home with no friends, no social skills to speak of, and a terrible secret. Yet slowly Remus Lupin began to realize there was a place for him in the world, if he could find the courage to claim it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 104 - Words: 655,312 - Reviews: 2904 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23752 - Favs: 13,394 - Follows: 12,303 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts - and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be. Spoilers for all books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 205,387 - Reviews: 2753 - Favs: 6,255 - Follows: 7,102 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 125,793 - Reviews: 2368 - Favs: 4,951 - Follows: 6,099 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P.
Another Prisoner, Another Professor by Marauder reviews
AU. In Harry's third year he must learn the many truths about the new DADA teacher, Professor Black, and an escaped convict, Remus Lupin. Eventual SBxRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 124,090 - Reviews: 1752 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Rectifier by Niger Aquila reviews
In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,878 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Albus D., Voldemort
The Connection by Out-Of-Control-Authoress reviews
There is a rule between a yami and its hikari - a connection must exist. Despite what Ryou Bakura thinks, he and the Spirit of the Ring are no exception to this rule. They just need to discover it.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,160 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura
Folie à Plusiers by CaCoPhOnY Of ScReAmS reviews
It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,454 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - America
Rumor Has It by blueink3 reviews
Nearly six months after Cuba, Charles' life is turned upside down for the second time. Though he's slowly learning to adapt to the first, he's not sure he can handle the second. Luckily for him, there are a few people out there more than willing to help.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 171,708 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
For The Sake Of Science by Nimrod The Writer reviews
Maddie and Jack stumble across yet another fight between the Wisconsin Ghost and Danny Phantom, but this one isn't quite like all the other fights. "Should we stop them?" Jack asked, giving me a bewildered expression. "I don't know." Onesided VladxDanny
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,936 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Olympus by Regardless1604 reviews
The Olympians, along with their children, are tired of being put into terrible fanfiction. Now these badfic writers and rabid fanbrats will learn their lesson—the hard way. Never will they think of fanfiction the same way. Enrollments are closed.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,171 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Dear Joker by 4ofCups reviews
What happens when Ledger's Joker decides to take a hiatus from crime, dabble in journalism and dispense his opinions to the faithful readers of Gotham's premier advice column? He's got his own ideas about tact, social graces and virtue: they're overrated.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 33,813 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Joker
The Dragon Journals by Contraltissimo reviews
Penny for a dragon's thoughts? The movie as chronicled by the beasties themselves.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,323 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010
Role Reversal by Nimrod The Writer reviews
For all of his diabolical genius, Vlad has his moments. Things don't always go according to plan, and for one who tends to bank a lot on his plans, the consequences can be dire. Danny isn't the only one who should be afraid of Jack and Maddie...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,131 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Wrong Number by Lynse reviews
The Doctor receives a phone call, and it doesn't take him long to realize that it's the wrong number. But now, of course, the Doctor's curiosity is aroused, and he just has to investigate. Initially a one-shot, now continued.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Magic School Bus - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,434 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Ghost Zone Experience by Dream Trance reviews
"I'm a weatherman, not a—Good afternoon, Amity Park! This is Lance Thunder bringing you live to what looks like a ghostly tug-a-war with our own town hero, Danny Phantom, as both the rope and opposition. Anything you'd like to add, Mr. Phantom?"
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,277 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Danny F., The Box Ghost
Impromptu Affair by GreyLiliy reviews
Good partners are hard to find - but sometimes they just drop in unexpected. And Joker's going to keep hold, whether Scarecrow & Two-Face like it or not.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,579 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 9/26/2008 - J. Crane, Joker, Harvey D.
Another Brother by AvocadoLove reviews
It was a mission of revenge. There weren't supposed to be any survivors, but Chief Hakoda couldn't bring himself to kill the Fire Nation boy. Against his better judgment, he brought him home. A Zuko joins the Water Tribe story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 198,893 - Reviews: 2759 - Favs: 3,138 - Follows: 2,861 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Zuko, Katara
For Laughs by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
If the BAU wants to catch the Joker, they'll need to profile the Batman. But will all of the team survive to close the case? Not slash. Gen fic.
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,343 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Joker, S. Reid - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he's eleven again, no one is turning out the same way, the Sorting Hat won't Sort him, the Malfoys are looking at him strangely, and - it's time for another visit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4447 - Favs: 8,813 - Follows: 10,335 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Burn the Heart Out of You by Jennistar1 reviews
SPOILERS FOR THE FINAL EPISODE, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Sherlock has not backed off. Moriarty follows through on his threat.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,917 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Object of Gossip by ZaKai reviews
Roy and Ed are sleeping together, and everyone knows it! Everyone... except for Roy and Ed. :Eventual RoyEd, Humor:
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,899 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Roy M., Edward E.
No Strings Attached by Out-Of-Control-Authoress reviews
They are not Hogwarts-bound exchange students, nor are they teachers of magical arts. They are purely prisoners of war, thrown into a dangerous new world that they didn't know existed. There are no alliances here. There are no strings attached. YGOxHP
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 160,373 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 10/12/2008 - R. Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Everything in Between by Pikeru's Angel reviews
"The final change was sudden, final and bright." There's a lot of middle ground between black and white.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Peter B. - Complete
No Other Blue by cazflibs reviews
After years away as Ace, Rimmer stumbles into the invalid reality from 'Back to Earth' and watches the episode 'Blue', including THAT famous scene. Rimmer/Lister angsty pre-slash. Commissioned by and written for Lauren Mitchell.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,313 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D. - Complete
Trials of a Seeker by Sorciere reviews
Will gets turned into a Seeker. Things really go downhill from there. Semi-serious crack-bunny, rated for a couple of later chapters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 202,590 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - W. Lennox, Ironhide - Complete
Turn to Gold by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
Albus Severus Potter and Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy hated each other. Of course they did. But what happens when Albus finds Scorpius sobbing in the bathroom? Cutting, depression, attempted suicide, abuse, some violence, language. Slash. But don't be deterred.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,690 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
And I Must Scream by starlingnight reviews
Silence has fallen, but the Doctor is screaming in the dark, immobile and imprisoned. AU from The Pandorica Opens.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/7/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Wake by Belphegor reviews
One-shot, set roughly ten years after "Wintersmith". Tiffany Aching knew that being the witch of the Chalk meant looking after the dead as well as the living. Even when the dead was a Feegle, and more importantly a friend.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,759 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Tiffany A., Rob Anybody - Complete
A Very Foul Mouthed Recap: SHERLOCK HOLMES by The Recapper of Badassery reviews
A recap of Sherlock Holmes. Is it accurate? BARELY. Is it fun? I HOPE SO. Is it safe-for-work? NOT UNLESS YOU'RE A SAILOR. Will it kill about an hour of your time? PROBABLY. Do you have that kind of time to waste? YES.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,125 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010
Adversus Adverto by Nimrod The Writer reviews
Vlad is not an irrational man. He makes plans and he follows those plans. Unless of course, Danny Fenton is involved. Then everything is tossed into the air and outcomes never thought possible are suddenly made possible. Then follow the consequences. DxV
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 122,807 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Danny F., Vlad M.
Sibling Revelry by frodogenic reviews
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
What He Loved Most by Taisi reviews
So Hiccup found himself a new designation- every day, dragons. And he was just fine with that. Sure, hobbling around the village doing this and that was rather exhausting, but- clumsy as he was- Toothless wouldn't let him fall.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Peaches and Cream by Anneka Neko reviews
ONESHOT. Ilosovic doesn't care how dull and trite the cliché is, he can feel his heart beating harder in his chest, thump-thump-thump like a drum at a dance, as soon as he spots the flames of orange-peel hair. Knave/Hatter preslash, mentions of slash.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne, Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Kissed by a Rose by SamoaPhoenix9 reviews
Mature content Beauty and the Beast. Belle comes to the castle burdened by an unspeakable secret and a deeply wounded spirit. The Beast carries betrayal in his own past. Can they still learn to love, and to trust, one another? Complete!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 100,962 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Beast/Prince, Belle - Complete
Pokémists: Pocket Alchemists by Zilo Sugarpill reviews
It’s back! What if FMA was re-made for Pokémon’s audience? Worse still, what if FMA's original plot was scrapped for Pokémon's? Will Ed and his Pokémist Al thwart Team Homo's evil plans? Will Winry get a new bike? Will Ed ever be able to swear again?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,888 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Avatar Aang: An Annotated Bibliography by The Big Rocky Eye reviews
How will the historians of the future see Aang and his friends? What books and stories will they write about them? Find out in the driest, most academic fanfic you'll ever read!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 21,028 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Aang
Broken by magic10 reviews
The Master and the Daleks break the Doctor. No spoilers. Not set at any particular time. Warning torture and abuse.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
The Snare by Regency reviews
AU. The final showdown between Neal, Peter, and Kate has more winners than losers, but no fewer casualties. Neal/Peter/Elizabeth OT3. Written for the White Collar Valentine's Day Fic Exchange. See prompt inside.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,673 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Genie's Pet by Computerfreak101 reviews
An alternate ending to Aladdin, in which Iago doesn't betray Jafar. Their story is told through snapshots, from beginning to end. Fights, partnerships, magic, takeovers, and where it all takes them.
Aladdin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Jafar, Iago - Complete
Kink by pathera reviews
There are certain things that Neal does that Peter absolutely cannot resist. One-shot, Peter/Neal slash, slightly smutty.
White Collar - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
The Game by Akanesi reviews
If anyone asks, the Doctor and the Master aren’t “together”. If anyone asks, they’re not even friends. Got it?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2010 - The Master, 10th Doctor - Complete
Pandora's Hope by Xeal II reviews
Jake finally awakens from his paralyzed slumber to a fulfillment he never expected or felt deserving of. Fleeing into the stars, the Sky People leave for their ruined home. Behind, some choose to remain, mending bridges that were burned so terribly.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,345 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Jake S., Neytiri - Complete
My Moment by failsafeparoxysm reviews
Character Study. The End of Time Spoilers: The Master's Moment of Glory. This doesn't actually have a pairing, but if you WISH to view it that way, it's Master-- Doctor if you squint.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - The Master, 10th Doctor - Complete
Go Down Easy by sutaretagaisce reviews
The Shadowman before he was even a man, but a child. And he too was taught that hard work and dreams would make his life better.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Dr. Facilier - Complete
How Prussia Stole Christmas by Hazel-Beka reviews
A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
Knock, Knock by Night Monkey reviews
Jehovah's Witnesses are spreading the word of God all over Gotham. What happens when they knock on all the wrong doors? Warning: will probably offend serious theists, as it has in the past.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,317 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Book 56: The Rebirth by DinosaurNothlit reviews
Sequel to The Difference. Ax, Jake, Marco, and Tobias have returned home, only to face an all-too-familiar enemy. A new war is on the horizon. But the past, in its varied guises, still haunts all of the Animorphs. Chapter 29 is up! Please read and review!
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,059 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008
Deadpool's Awesome Fanfiction by Emeraldjewel reviews
The merc with a mouth, in his usual awareness of the continuity, realizes that he is in a fanfiction and decides to correct some common issues with the medium.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,104 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 128 - Published: 11/24/2009
A Very Foul Mouthed Recap by The Recapper of Badassery reviews
A recap of the first Jurassic Park movie. Is it accurate? BARELY. Is it fun? I HOPE SO. Is it safe-for-work? NOT UNLESS YOU'RE A SAILOR. Will it kill about an hour of your time? PROBABLY. Do you have that kind of time to waste? YES.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,278 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Complete
Good Afternoon, Mister Adams by Gemini Star01 reviews
Based on the musical 1776, originally for the Kink Meme. Alfred Jones observes and interacts with his founding fathers in the weeks leading up to the inevitable drafting of the Declaration of Independence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,047 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
Nocturnal Habits by The Plaid Slytherin reviews
Jack and Rose need to sleep. The Doctor doesn't. Nine/Jack/Rose OT3
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2009 - 9th Doctor - Complete
The Sheriff by redrose7856 reviews
Tony Malone, aka "Sherriff Anthony", finds his dinner disturbed by guns, suits, and two very interesting kids. Movieverse.
Race to Witch Mountain - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by Hexiva reviews
The Doctor and the Master kiss under the mistletoe. Written for a prompt on the LiveJournal community best enemies
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Never Stop Running by Robin4 reviews
“You stand there, eight years old. Staring at the raw power of time and space..." Set during “The Sound of the Drums,” when the Doctor avoids really explaining his own experience at the Untempered Schism.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/24/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
The Life of a Teenaged Halfa by Nimrod The Writer reviews
Danny breaks a little as the stress of being a half ghost cracks him yet again. Oneshot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Danny F. - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Smokescreen by Nylah reviews
After a blow on the head, Danny has strange and dangerous power failures. Is he losing his ghost powers? Determined to find out what's wrong, he and his friends turn to Vlad. However, Danny has to deal with the mind shattering truth... alone. Pre PP.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,009 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Moments of Panic by boz4PM reviews
A selection of drabbles, vignettes, ficlets and one-shots related to 'Don't Panic' and 'Okay, NOW Panic' and involving characters from those two fics.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 78 - Published: 9/15/2008
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Written in the Stars by TechnicolorNina reviews
Yuugi's never been good at keeping himself out of trouble. When ancient magic gets involved, he'll learn more than a few things about himself as he tries to get home. Blindshipping/puzzleshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 202,835 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Atem, Yūgi M. - Complete
The New Students by White Angel Chan reviews
YGO/HP crossover, as promised. Yugi, Ryou, and Malik are invited to Hogwarts; however, dark forces have discovered the existance of the millennium items and plot to use them for their own means...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 207,182 - Reviews: 4602 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 11/30/2002
moves in mysterious ways by Lisse reviews
Sometimes the prey evolves, or at least learns how to issue restraining orders. Metafic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Bella - Complete
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness by Thanfiction reviews
Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 256,506 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 2,317 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5082 - Favs: 8,088 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 4,514 - Follows: 426 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
The Long Road Home by Conna Stevenson reviews
Damaged and unable to communicate with or even find his fellow Autobots, a lone survivor crashes to Earth and must locate Optimus and the others before a dangerous enemy arrives. Who can he trust, if he cannot tell friend from foe?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,622 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007
Sight the King by olesia.love reviews
After Yuugi wakes up at the scene of a crime with blood on his hands and a voice in his head, there's only one thing he can do: Run. --Yuugi x Yami Yuugi: Puzzleshipping-- --Complete--
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 21 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
Near Doctor Experience by Cartooned reviews
‘I think death has been waiting for you for a long time.’ What if she was more right then she knew? Inspired by November Prompt 27, from Time and Chips.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2007 - 9th Doctor - Complete
Diminishing Returns by ricebol reviews
Ten and Jack and their respective baggage collide in the Torchwood Hub. Sometimes you need something more real than a belief, to cling to. Neither of them is ready for it. Slash.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2007 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
I Am Also Thy Brother by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, part 7 of Sacrifices. In the wake of death and disaster, Harry struggles to be everything he is: leader, lover, son, and brother. Yet what will survive the War diminishes every day he does not find and destroy a Horcrux.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 107 - Words: 543,467 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Phantom's Sketchbook by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Mr. Lancer finds himself in an unparalleled situation, he has access to something which can give him incredable insight into the personal workings of Amity Park's local ghost teen hero, Danny Phantom. COMPLETE!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,818 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Lancer, Danny F. - Complete
A Song In Time of Revolution by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of HBP, HPDM slash. Revolution is never an easy choice—and worse when you’re trying to respect the free will of everyone, wizard and magical creature alike. Prophecy and politics and the Ministry... Harry doesn’t need any more complications.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 124 - Words: 709,580 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Akh by LeDiz reviews
An interjection between the canon and all those postcanon, solidYami and Bakura stories out there. It's the living's duty to help the dead move on, but if the dead don't think they should...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,245 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Wind That Shakes the Seas and Stars by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of OoTP, Slytherin!Harry, HPDM slash. Snape begins the year with a mistake that sets his ward against him. Now Harry is using all his own considerable cunning to ride out the multiple storms, even as the Second War goes into motion. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 125 - Words: 786,063 - Reviews: 4084 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bloodstained Diamonds by K Project reviews
Fourth in my series of video game sonnets. Four ancient kingdoms march off to war.
Solitaire - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Complete
Freedom And Not Peace by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of GoF, Slytherin!Harry. Training his brother, negotiating with former Death Eaters, juggling responsibility and duty...Harry's life is running away with him, as he struggles to balance. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 86 - Words: 500,864 - Reviews: 4752 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Comes Out of Darkness Morn by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of PoA, Slytherin!Harry. Harry struggles to rebuild himself after the shattering events of his second year. He will finally learn the truths he needs to know...but they're hardly going to be pleasant ones. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 278,941 - Reviews: 3703 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Sue's Story by Resourceful-Idiot reviews
They’re annoying. They’re parasitic. And now they’ve realised. Canon has never been in so much trouble. A full cast of Sues, Stus and triplepronged cutlery!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,893 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
No Mouth But Some Serpent's by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of CoS, Slytherin!Harry. Harry goes back to Hogwarts, determined to protect his brother Connor, the BoyWhoLived, and stay in the shadows. But last year two people learned the truth about Harry... and this year, two more will. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 169,197 - Reviews: 2443 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 1570 - Favs: 3,612 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 5,850 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Identity Crisis by jjonahjameson reviews
Spoilers for the second movie. How can you expect a trainfull of people to keep a secret?
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Complete
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
The Mushroom: Middle Earth's Finest News Source by Marauder reviews
The Middle-earth version of The Onion...somewhat OOC, PWP, slashy. Complete. My personl favorite headline: Completely Unrelated Hobbits Wed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Complete
Exit Interviews by Casira reviews
Now complete! Susan, in between jobs; a stranger, in between planes of existence; and a few lessons for the teacher-to-be....
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,905 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/21/2003 - Published: 3/13/2003 - Complete