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Joined 01-16-10, id: 2219127, Profile Updated: 12-04-10
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT!!!!! MY STORY, TOGETHER IN STUPIDITY , IS HORRIBLE AND I PLAN ON EDITING IT IN THE FUTURE! PLEASE DO NOT READ IT IN FAVOR OF MY OTHER STORIES!

Updates! (Stuff I will put on at random)

"Those who wander are not always lost."

Guess wha-at? I will put you on author favorites if you publish over 100 Harry Potter fics! They must be GOOD, not ugly little one-shots that are two paragraphs with no meaning. PM me if you think you can do it!

Me haz forum! MarySue World!

Up! Harry's Bundle of Rags.

Fun fact: Ernie McMillan, Millicent Bulstrode, Vincent Crabbe, Draco Malfoy, Barty Crouch, Neville Longbottom, Yaxley, and Harry Potter are all related!

"Happy happy boom boom swamp swamp swamp!" Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, by Less Wrong.

About Me

Name: Jeweltheif500, Bandit, or Bookworm! (like you'd expect me to put my real name up)

Age: No comment.

Intrests: Writing, reading HP Fanfic, computer, my BFF's, and I just love to compete in almost anything (and win).

Amortenia: My grandmother, coffee beans, chocolate chip cookies in the process of baking. Tomato vines.

Story Ideas:

Possible parody on Independent!Harry?

Got Ideas? Please PM me! If you have an idea, it would be great if you could beta! But it's okay if you can't.

Stories:

Hermione Granger: Girl Who Lived The title describes it quite well!

Harry's Bundle of Rags Random fics.

Together in Stupidity Just a really random conversation starring Ron and Grawp. Very canon! Rated: K CLOSED INDEFINITELY FOR CONSTRUCTION.

Challenges:

Repeat: What if James Sirius Potter had the same fate as his father? C'mon, check it out! Please! Virtually no limits! link: http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/44309/26671527/1/#26825766

Forums:

MarySue World! Here is a place to make an overly cheesy Mary-Sue and bash her with whatever! 

Happy happy boom boom swamp swamp swamp!

So, just scroll down and see what I have!

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Vixen by SLovingLecter reviews
After her parent's deaths Hermione is bound and trapped in her Animagus form, first for her own safety, then to ensure the safety of others during the war. Who is she bound to? Severus Snape, of course..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 101,386 - Reviews: 2297 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4784 - Favs: 10,126 - Follows: 11,643 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
A Friendlier Past by CeliaEquus reviews
Hermione has made a mistake... or has she? I mean, sure: she erased 20 years of the past. But it really worked out for the best, didn't it? Well, read and find out! Disclaimer: Don't own Harry Potter, making no money from this. HGRL, SBSS, JPLE, PPMM.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,469 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/25/2010 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] [Severus S., Sirius B.] - Complete
Purity by CeliaEquus reviews
Hermione receives a shock in Potions class one day, when she discovers her true parentage. It changes her life forever... but for the worse? Disclaimer: I own nothing that you recognise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 52,981 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Unexpected RunIn by ihadafeelingthatibelonged reviews
Its been years since Vernon and Petunia last heard from their nephew, Harry Potter, although Dudley keeps in contact from him. And that's the way both the Potter's and Dursley's want it. So, what happens when they so inconveniently meet in muggle London?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Marriage, Babies and Hatred by anonymous23.19 reviews
It is six months after the Final Battle, Voldemort has been defeated but wizard kind is encountering a new problem - extinction. Enter a new law - a compulsory Marriage Law...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 127 - Words: 251,867 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009
The Time Meddlers by witowsmp reviews
After things have gone terribly in the war, Harry and Hermione decide to travel back in time to stop the war from happening. Things go well at first, until...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 118,030 - Reviews: 2761 - Favs: 3,166 - Follows: 2,236 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hogwarts to the Rescue by CeliaEquus reviews
Hogwarts sends Hermione back in time to save the future from itself... and she falls in love along the way. Problem is, she can't go back to the 90s. Or is that such a problem? Mid-quel to "A Note of Regret". Don't need to have read it to read this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 83,926 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Last Enemy that Shall Be Destroyed is Death by deadbattery88 reviews
Follows each of the Marauders, Lily and Snape as they reach the afterlife. See them discover themselves, their friends and the fate of the people they left behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,980 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Delusions by CeliaEquus reviews
Voldemort deluded himself into thinking that he was too strong to be affected by a love potion. How wrong he was... Usual disclaimers apply. A challenge fic, so no flaming for lack of realism! OOC and non-canon. Mild slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,864 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - [Harry P., Voldemort] [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Low Ceiling, James by karabell-karaboo723 reviews
A short, cute little drabble about baby Harry being tossed in the air. Poor little thing. Includes all the Marauders, except Peter. Read and Review, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
DVD Delights by CeliaEquus reviews
A collection of stories based on a movie that I own on DVD. There will be one movie for each letter of the alphabet. Various pairings, but mainly HG/SS. Various genres. Unashamedly AU. Usual disclaimers apply.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,674 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Same Beginning, Different End: Book 1 by SiriusMarauderFan reviews
Harry and Ginny Potter have died, leaving three year old James orphaned and to become the new BWL, with his siblings in tow. But who killed them, and why? Who can James trust when he starts school? Written for jeweltheif500's Repeat challenge in the HPFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,168 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - James S. P., Albus S. P.
Moon Fire by Snapegirlkmf reviews
A guilt-stricken Harry finds solace with a mysterious black stallion, never dreaming it's the Animagus form of Severus Snape. But Harry has a dark secret, one that could mean his death unless Snape discovers it in time. AU, no slash! Angsty!Harry HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 227,535 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
To Kill A Riddle with Style by Senorita Sassybuns reviews
Slightly AU, but ultimately my twist on the seventh book. FIrst story so, please, not too harsh. It's a revision from an old story thrown in a closet for years. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,220 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lord of the Wind by teddylonglong reviews
By chance, Harry discovers his Animagus abilities. At the age of nine, he flashes himself to Hogwarts in his phoenix form, hoping for a better life. Will he succeed? AU, partly OOC, abuse!Dursleys, adoption, de-aged!Minerva, An Animagus story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 235,424 - Reviews: 5720 - Favs: 2,075 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Prisoner Unleashed by potato4 reviews
Hermione is Draco's new slave. Draco, a faithful Death Eater, wants nothing more that to take Voldemort down. And she may be the only key to being able to do just that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,448 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Death Eaters' Disney World Trip by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Crack fic. Voldemort receives word of a strange Muggle contraption located in America. He and his Death Eaters set out for Disney World, Muggle-style...and end up getting more than they bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,480 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Voldemort, Severus S. - Complete
Idiots Guide to Making your Dark Lord twitch… by Spoon10488 reviews
Idiots Guide to making your Dark Lord twitch… 2nd Edition Author: H.J.Potter - Summary: Self help guide to reigniting the hatred in your and your Dark Lord's relationship. 000-Because every author needs a crack fic-000
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Breakfast In New York by Radaslab reviews
Hermione left to find her parents and was never seen nor heard from again until years later when an old friend stumbled into her at a hotel in New York. They would both learn things about each other neither had expected and found a life neither had.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 213,229 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Grass Is Always Greener by therecordwontstopskipping reviews
Harry's lived two lives. In the first one, he was an orphan and hailed as the Boy-Who-Lived. In the second one, he lived with his very much alive family, the Potters. My take on the "waking up in a new universe" cliches. HarryxGinny, eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Carnival of Dark and Dangerous Creatures by DragonDi reviews
Four years ago, Remus Lupin lost his friends to death and betrayal. Now he finds himself betrayed once more, and in a place where death may very well be preferred. Winner of the 2009 Hourglass Awards Admin's Choice Award for Drama at The Unknowable Room
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 173,547 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 3,307 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Oregon Trail by heyjupiter reviews
The Time Turner goes awry, forcing Hermione, Ron, Harry, and Neville to travel the Oregon Trail.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Hermione G.
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Harry's Bundle of Rags reviews
Yup, I'm joining the bandwagon! A whole lotta Random Fics. Stuff I just think of but I'm too lazy to write a whole story about. Homework From Hogwarts Online , too! Not Beta'd! Chapter Six: JK's Story! Disclaimert: I own nobody and nothing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010
Hermione Granger, Girl Who Lived reviews
New Year's Eve, 1981. A small child played with a small stuffed toy, a cat named Crooky. Her mother watched while her father read the paper in the next room. The family's domestic bliss was suddenly interrupted by none other than Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Hermione G.
Together in Stupidity reviews
Just an extremely short, random conversation between Ron and Grawp. Canon end of DH. I just made a story for the weirdest and most original pairing. This was it! One-shot. Suitable for ALL ages! ON HOLD FOR REPAIRS!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Ron W.