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Joined 01-16-10, id: 2219153, Profile Updated: 06-09-15
Author has written 31 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Final Fantasy IX, Harry Potter, Twilight, Star Wars, Detective Conan/Case Closed, Hikaru no Go, Skulduggery Pleasant series, Pandora Hearts, Mortal Instruments, Jisei series, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Professor Layton, Bones, and Kingdom Hearts.

Researcher, social work assistant, and coffee enthusiast by day; musician, artist, and theatre geek by night.

Explicit Content/Language Policy: I don't swear. Not in my stories, not in real life. Normally that's not much of a problem, but with some characters (coughEdcough) it's very hard to get the dialogue right without his infamous potty mouth. I try to make up for it, rhythm-wise--I will use darnit, I think it's sort of cute--but I won't use @#*!, except for in the context of serious crack. I will refer to 'Hell', the place. I like to think that my writing is still readable without cussing, but I do understand if you disagree. No sexual content either... tl;dr nothing explicit here. However, if you're looking for fluff and obscure fandoms and fun AU's, you're in the right place.

“Wretched, ephemeral race, children of chance and tribulation, why do you force me to tell you the very thing which it would be most profitable for you not to hear? The very best thing is utterly beyond your reach: not to have been born, not to be, to be nothing. However, the second best thing for you is: to die soon.” – Aristotle

“There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.” –Calvin & Hobbes

"You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. To be or not to be." -Chuck Palahniuk

“From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.” -Winston Churchill

“In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.” –Ellen DeGeneres

"Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; Persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; Persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR." - Mark Twain, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

"All that you see or seem, is but a dream within a dream." - Edgar Allen Poe

"I feel today that my actions will be charged with symbolism." -Dinosaur Comics

"All writers are vain, selfish and lazy, and at the very bottom of their motives lies a mystery. Writing a book is a long, exhausting struggle, like a long bout of some painful illness. One would never undertake such a thing if one were not driven by some demon whom one can neither resist nor understand." George Orwell, "Why I Write"

“I mean every word I ever say, ever. Because I’m Harry Potter.” –Potter Puppet Pals


"Adventures of the Fullmeddle Alchemist" fanart of Ed in a skirt by the lovely FullmetalKeyblade-13:

Catalysis by Teh Twinnesses Presents reviews
Work in progress. "Search for the value of that which you seek, for alchemy already knows." Alchemy knew what Ed wanted when his fingertips touched that circle, but Ed did not yet understand how value differs from price, how equivalent differs from equal. The Gate calculates with one small difference, and Trisha Elric lives - but the cost may be too high for Ed to afford.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 216,929 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
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The Framing of Mrs White reviews
Bones and Booth play Clue; Bones deduces that the board game is wrong. Quick ficlet for the summer hiatus.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2015 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The FBI Agent in the Alternate Dimension reviews
Booth wakes up in an alternate dimension. That has to be it. What other explanation could there possibly be for Bones asking him out on a date? But, his job has never been for the faint of heart, what with all the scientific vocabulary. And eyeballs. - "You know," he told Bones conversationally, "we've seen a lot of horrible things together, but this is a whole new level of gross."
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,928 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/13/2015 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Long-Time-Ago-Galaxy-Far-Far-Away Land reviews
"You mean that big black humidifier dude was your DAD?" Sora yelled. "But you're a good guy, and he…well, no offense, but he totally looks like a bad guy." This is most definitely the Star Wars/Kingdom Hearts crossover you're looking for. *hand wave* Luke/Han, because kissing is always the answer in Disney. For everything. Yes, even carbon freeze. Yes, this makes perfect sense.
Crossover - Star Wars & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader, Sora - Complete
Faces reviews
Phoenix knew it wasn't exactly socially correct to chuckle while preparing your companion's imminent death, so he just grinned his bright, vaguely sheepish grin at her as he hefted Larry's statue in his hands. "Sorry, Chief." PsychoticMastermind!Phoenix; creepy, twisted sorta-ish Phoenix/Edgeworth. Alternately, "that evil Phoenix fic which spawned that great crazy stalker comic."
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/9/2015 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, Maya F., Miles E.
Peter Pan Syndrome reviews
Your run-of-the-mill investigation goes very weird very fast. Turns out ghosts don't do good things for Detective Gurski's blood pressure, Li Mei is the only one who has any idea what's going on, and it's STILL not Kangai's fault. Really.
Jisei series - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,031 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/18/2015 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Kangai/Alexander, Aki M./Haru, Li Mei
Where The Real Stinkers Get Cracked
The very professional activities of Scotland Yard's "Golden Trio." Pre-Forbodium, friendship all around, Alfendi/Hilda if you squint.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/18/2015 - Alfendi L., Hilda P., Justin L. - Complete
Honestly reviews
"Just – you're my eye of the storm. Please don't lie." Why Kangai is so truly terrible at lying, and why after three years of being on the run he still has not come up with a fake name. Written after Kansei but before Yousei, so may or may not be canon-compliant. Spoilers alert!
Jisei series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Complete
The Road to Rehabilitation reviews
Ed kept going as if Roy had never spoken. "Mind over matter," he declared stubbornly, stabbing a finger at Mustang. "I just won't eat." "Okay," said Roy, bemused. "Don't."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,718 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
City of Fallen Angels in Ten Minutes reviews
I read City of Fallen Angels so you won't have to! Join me on a wild adventure through love, lust, betrayal, robots, lederhosen, and extensive angst. Warning: Spoilers and heavy sarcasm ahead!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Complete
Wonderland reviews
When time runs out. Oz's second and final exile to the abyss.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Oz V., Alice - Complete
Adventures of the Fullmeddle Alchemist reviews
Nice little mess you've gotten yourself into this time. Full summary inside.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 20,919 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Edward E.
Disorientation reviews
Not, strangely enough, the act of becoming less similar to China. "Either Valkyrie had become incredibly adult within the past, oh, nineteen minutes or so, or she had gone deaf." Compensation gift for the ever-patient natureismagic.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Complete
Going On Seventeen: A Drabble Collection reviews
Six going on seventeen. Detective Conan drabbles from every edge of the spectrum; humor, angst, romance, and everything in between.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,742 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Complete
Royladdin and the Fullmetal Genie reviews
In which Roy gets a shock, three wishes, and an inconvenient baby-sitting job. Turns out taking care of just one brat of a genie- especially one with a price on his head- is harder than it sounds.... AU.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,956 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
scrap paper: a drabble collection reviews
Friendship, humor, angst, and romance, sprinkles of Ed/Winry. Challenge Twelve: "This is your first date, and MY first date, and we're gonna do this the way it's supposed to be done if it KILLS somebody!"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,556 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
Quarters: A Drabble Collection reviews
Halves of halves, a study of Hikaru and Sai. Written for October 2nd, Guardian Angels' Day.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Hikaru S., Fujiwara no Sai - Complete
Asymmetrical: Mini Drabbles for Roy and Ed reviews
A truckload of minidrabbles dedicated to Parental!Roy/Ed: officially complete. “The day that Ed learned about the Flame Alchemist’s little weakness, he stood grinning outside the Colonel’s window for an hour in the rain, just to annoy him."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Shakespeare reviews
There is something to be learned from everybody. Roy has dating advice, Riza has common sense; and Sheska understands the theory of Shakespeare. Edward/Sheska two-shot, bits of Roy/Riza.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Edward E., Sciezska - Complete
Barriers reviews
He's learned long ago not to ask about these things.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/28/2010 - A. Heidrich, Edward E. - Complete
Conanrella reviews
Cinderella, Detective Conan style. Hubris, nemesis, etei. Written a million years ago, so beware the excessive caps and such.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,246 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Ran M. - Complete
Inevitability reviews
And the transmutation circle surrounding the entire city of Lior erupts into a blinding chasm of power and suddenly the world is not grays and browns but white and burning and raw power that nearly lifts him off the ground.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,389 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Of Macaroni and Fire Alarms reviews
Zidane and Steiner explore uncharted enemy territory: the kitchen.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Zidane T., A. Steiner - Complete
Skillful reviews
In which Edward takes drastic action.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Repeating History reviews
It was exactly the question Obi-Wan knew was coming, had practiced answering, and waited for every day, and still he didn’t know how to answer.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Luke S., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Theological Virtues reviews
Faith, Hope, and Charity. Two brothers discuss life after, and Ed makes a list.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
FiReFLy reviews
Edward’s mother had taught him many things, but out of all of them, only one lesson changed his life so completely: Fireflies are meant to be free.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
And Sand reviews
“…Crunch?” he wondered.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Snack reviews
This will only hurt for a moment.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breathe reviews
In... Out... In... Out....
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Abacus reviews
They were just beads sliding one-by-one down an abacus, tiny and insignificant. Maybe they could add up to something. Maybe. But as long as there was no use for them, why bother counting?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Jealous reviews
If you were such a remarkable Angel of Death, Zidane," he told him, testing the repulsive boy’s name in his mouth before he would dispose of the brat forever, "you wouldn’t have been so easy to defeat." Request fic.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Kuja, Zidane T. - Complete