Author has written 31 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Final Fantasy IX, Harry Potter, Twilight, Star Wars, Detective Conan/Case Closed, Hikaru no Go, Skulduggery Pleasant series, Pandora Hearts, Mortal Instruments, Jisei series, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Professor Layton, Bones, and Kingdom Hearts.
Researcher, social work assistant, and coffee enthusiast by day; musician, artist, and theatre geek by night.
Explicit Content/Language Policy: I don't swear. Not in my stories, not in real life. Normally that's not much of a problem, but with some characters (coughEdcough) it's very hard to get the dialogue right without his infamous potty mouth. I try to make up for it, rhythm-wise--I will use darnit, I think it's sort of cute--but I won't use @#*!, except for in the context of serious crack. I will refer to 'Hell', the place. I like to think that my writing is still readable without cussing, but I do understand if you disagree. No sexual content either... tl;dr nothing explicit here. However, if you're looking for fluff and obscure fandoms and fun AU's, you're in the right place.
“Wretched, ephemeral race, children of chance and tribulation, why do you force me to tell you the very thing which it would be most profitable for you not to hear? The very best thing is utterly beyond your reach: not to have been born, not to be, to be nothing. However, the second best thing for you is: to die soon.” – Aristotle
“There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.” –Calvin & Hobbes
"You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. To be or not to be." -Chuck Palahniuk
“From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.” -Winston Churchill
“In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.” –Ellen DeGeneres
"Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; Persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; Persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR." - Mark Twain, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
"All that you see or seem, is but a dream within a dream." - Edgar Allen Poe
"I feel today that my actions will be charged with symbolism." -Dinosaur Comics
"All writers are vain, selfish and lazy, and at the very bottom of their motives lies a mystery. Writing a book is a long, exhausting struggle, like a long bout of some painful illness. One would never undertake such a thing if one were not driven by some demon whom one can neither resist nor understand." George Orwell, "Why I Write"
“I mean every word I ever say, ever. Because I’m Harry Potter.” –Potter Puppet Pals
"Adventures of the Fullmeddle Alchemist" fanart of Ed in a skirt by the lovely FullmetalKeyblade-13: