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Author has written 8 stories for Sweeney Todd, Harry Potter, and Doctor Who.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: where have u been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (Well, not really, but some of my keys are getting worn out and not working right. )

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

when i was reading this, i found alot of them i wanted to post, but the were all seperated, so only the ones in bold were the ones i really wanted u to read.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile

WASTE TIME IN YOUR LIFE TO DO/READ THE FOLLOWING:

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!


I thought thses were sooo funny!!!

17 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!", or "I choose YOU, PIKACHU!!"

16. Have a friend push you down the aisle in a shopping cart as you yell "THE ALIENS ARE COMING! THE ALIENS ARE COMING!"

17. Shout at the top of your lungs "VOLDEMORT IS TAKING OVER!" and count how many people turn to look at you.

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

38. Pretend to be a dinosaur. If anybody asks you a question, roar at them. Then, when the lift stops, behave normally

39. if you are alone and a person gets in, look round furtivley and say " ahhhh... Agent Jones...Do you have the documents?" If they say they don't, then say " you have failed me. Failure is not acceptable." If they say that they are not agent Jones then say " ahhhhhh... you know too much." then pretend to call someone on your mobile phone and say " yes. Hello, Agent 7476. I will need one body disposal team immediately."

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Post this on your profile to make someone smile!

and i love everyone from sailormoon! mainly rini!


Kagome is my OC in most of stories. She is an innocent and kind girl who befriends many evil villains in various areas of my interest: WInxclub, Harry Potter, and Sweeney Todd. I hope to include her in many more.


You know you're living in 2009 when-

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they
don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just

pushing the button on the TV.

ok read this:

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

I actually fell for it... well actually all of them XD

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did


The Top 15 Reasons You Know You're Obsessed With Sweeney Todd:

1. You make a big production out of dinner when it happens to be pot pies. Bouns points if you actually sing 'God Thats Good'.

2. If someone asks you to explan the story you start with "there was a barber and his wife".

3. You actually know what a linnet bird is.

4. When you eat a pot pie you look very closely at the contents first, then wonder what kind of person taste most like chicken.

5. You sing "there's a hole in the world like a great black pit" ect. and replace 'London' with the name of your school or work place when you get mad.

6. When someone or something really peeves you off you shout "They all deserve to die!"

7. You burst into song when you see a hair loss commercial.

8. You've replaced all your dad's shavers with straight razors.

9. You keep a list of people you'd most like to bake into a pie. (well, a mental one)

10. You loudly sing 'Worst Pies in London' whenever you see pies in a shop.

11. When a friend or realitive says that they just got a shave or hair cut you say shocked,"You survied? You...you...you're not a meat pie."

12. When your teacher asks you for attention in class you start to sing "Ladies and gentlemen may I have your attention pah-lease!!"

13. While in the meat section of your local supermarket you begin singing "God that's Good!"

14. Whenever someone happens to sat "Whats that?" you turn to them excitedly--"It's priest! Have a little priest!"

15. When someone happens to mention Fleet Street, even if it has nothing to do with Sweeney Todd, you automaticly think of Sweeney.

If you think Lucy Barker should have been the one thrown into the oven, copy and paste this onto your profile.


Favorite Irish Blessings and Sayings

May those who love us always love us. And for those who don't love us may God turn their hearts. And if He can't turn their hearts may He turn their ankels so we may know them by their limping-

Irish Diplomacy- The art of telling a man to go to hell in such a way that he looks forward to the trip-

I once complained that I had no shoes- until I met a man who had no feet-

Do not resent growing old- many are denied the privlege-

May you be in Heaven a full hour before the Devil knows your dead.

There are two types of people in this world, the Irish and everyone who wishes that they were Irish

If you're lucky enough to be Irish, you're lucky enough


When life throws you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of your enemies- Happy Bunny

I am so not above slapping a nun- Eva Langoria as Gabriel Solis from Desperate Housewives Season 2

I'm not a mean person, I'm a very honest person who doesn't care what it sounds like.-me

If homosexuality is a disease, then I think we should all call in queer to work. You know just call in and say: Sorry, I can't come into work again today, still queer.

Oh moon my friend. I'm so hungry I wish you really were made of cheese.- Ed Elric FMA

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Doctor's Orders by Artdirector123 reviews
AU where Amy is a patient in a mental hospital and believes she's actually going on adventures in the TARDIS instead. The Doctor is the doctor who is treating her and she drags him along in her delusions. Actor names used for main characters.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 65,149 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 10/22/2013 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W., River Song/Melody P. III
Children of the TARDIS by Of-The-Reds reviews
"She knew this woman was more than another companion. Firstly, she was not human, though she looked like one. Secondly, she would never leave him. That is what mattered most. This woman would always be by his side, travelling with and supporting him. She would be there with him through the best and the worst." - Begins after The Doctor's Wife. Eventual 11/OC. ON HIATUS.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 203,441 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 2/27/2013 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS, OC
Kidney Pie by Obscure Bird reviews
Todd and Lovett's plans for revenge and romance get a bit more complicated as Jack the Ripper takes a stab at the ladies of Fleet Street. Because after all, the best way to a woman's heart is to shove the entrails out of the way and reach up under the rib cage...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,465 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 8/31/2008
The Thénardier's Inn by marlasinner reviews
UPDATED: I have posted a third chapter due to your lovely reviews.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Thenardier, Madame Thenardier
Doctor Who: Rassilon's Wrath by Phoenix-cry reviews
This is the third installment in the trilogy starting with The Lemkin Factor. The first stories are necessary for understanding this one. Hard to write a description for it without ruining some of the first two so instead I'll just promise to try and make it a fun ride! The cover art work is my own and can be found with more on my deviantart, search for 'Lemkin Factor'.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,981 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 11/19/2013 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
Ashes to Ashes, TARDIS to IDRIS by KrazyKimmy reviews
When Rassilon and the High Council of Time Lords find the Doctor; they punish him for his crimes; namely stealing the TARDIS. How? By burning the TARDIS infront of the Doctor. It ruins him; but can the TARDIS save herself? Can she come back for her theif?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 9/10/2011 - 11th Doctor, Idris
From the Beginning by Petrichor Delight reviews
The Doctor can't control himself around Amy any more, so he takes matters into his own hands... And other extremities, as well. Trigger warnings, non-con, anal, bondage, drugged sex, first time, dark!Doctor, rated M for a reason!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,301 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
The Other Has My Heart by D Veleniet reviews
Clara had promised to keep him hidden. She'd promised to stay with him. Navigating America in 1948 hasn't been so hard, but navigating John Smith's emotional ups and downs has. And can she keep her third promise and still stay safe herself? Human Nature AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,532 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - [11th Doctor, Clara O.] - Complete
So Close To Me by TheSmexyDoctor reviews
Dr. John Smith maybe the youngest history teacher in Leadworth High school (well youngest teacher period). Clara Oswald, a brilliant but lazy girl begins to crush on her hot history teacher, But what happens when he begins getting feelings for her? Can he stay away from this girl? Or will their odd connection bring them together? AU, Cursing, Sexual content, drinking. Clara/Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,986 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
The Broken Doctor by Bow-Tie Queen reviews
For sixteen months The Doctor was locked up, a Sex Toy/Punching Bag, as an act of revenge. Clara finds him and rescues him, but it is going to take some time to get the Doctor back to our usual Fez-Bowties-Jammy Dodgers-Fishfingers and custard Doctor we know so well. Contains: Rape, Torture, not to graphic and it's mostly references anyways. Angst, Whump, possible pairings. Rated M
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,930 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Midnight Games and Jelly Babies by Inastiel
The TARDIS gets bored sometimes, and it's up to the Doctor to keep her happy. Jelly babies may or may not be involved.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2013 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
The Dare That Escalated by Green Tea Rex reviews
A Whouffle fanfiction. Please make sure you are old enough to read this as it has explicit content. My friend Yasmin helped me write this.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/25/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
The Powderglow Moons by Blakepalm reviews
The Doctor mysteriously transforms the TARDIS back into IDRIS and brings her to one of the most romantic points in all of time in space, however, will this night truly be a dream come true for them both or simply prolonged sorrow waiting to fit its way into the cracks of Idris and the Doctor's relationship?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2013 - 11th Doctor, Idris - Complete
Lies to a Lover by Bellatrix Nellie Le-Lovett reviews
When Julia spins a web of lies to save her life, it could lead to a happily ever after with Barnabas Collins, or it could end in disaster...
Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,229 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Complete
Beautiful In Blue by 10Blue10 reviews
New Summary: After their adventure together on House, the Doctor never expected to talk to his TARDIS again. He certainly never dreamed that her return would plunge them both straight into that most terrifying, wonderful adventure; parenthood. Cover image is Anna drawn by Rigifan32. Now has three sequels- 'Hope's First', 'Connection' and 'A Second Chance'. Please review them all!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 79,046 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
You Left Me No Choice by neverlandisaplacefaraway reviews
This is based on the 2012 film by Tim Burton. Set during the scene in which Julia is caught by Barnabas in the middle of the blood transfusion, and then after the film ends. Rated T for language. Enjoy x Disclaimer: I own none of the characters. Barnalia
Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 34,377 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Barnabas C., Julia H. - Complete
The Doctor's Loves by Juniper Flint reviews
Set directly after the Doctor's Wife minus Rory, cause he's a tough write. Idris finds herself locked onto the TARDIS' heart located inside Rose Tyler. Thrown back into the Parallel Earth can she join back with the TARDIS before both universes on either side to The Void are lost?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Idris, Rose T.
Dreams by jazzpha reviews
The Doctor finds himself plagued by nightmares, with no one around to help him escape them. No one, that is, except for the one person who will never leave his side.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2012 - 11th Doctor, Idris - Complete
Trouble Awakens At Collinsport by PrincessDaydream77 reviews
My take on what could have happened after Julia awakened in the end of the Dark Shadows movie. Julia returns to Collinswood and trouble is just around the corner with two vampires in one town. Based on the 2012 movie, not the TV series!
Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,598 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Barnabas C., Julia H. - Complete
A stranger arrives to Collinwood by pamthoseweregreatpumps reviews
This is a Julia-Barnabas-Roger lovestory. Not sure if anyone will actually like this, but oh well, I have fun writing it anyway. Rated M for a reason, folks.
Dark Shadows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,496 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Julia H., Barnabas C. - Complete
The Visitor by Lady Sophie of Lalaland reviews
A woman from the real world is thrown into the world of Harry Potter, and her foreknowledge of events can be used to save lives, as well as redeeming a bitter potions master.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 110 - Words: 371,763 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Severus S., OC
For Better Or Worse by pyrecraft reviews
Despite everything, Julia falls hard for Barnabas. Was originally 'The Ninth Night'.
Dark Shadows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Barnabas C., Julia H.
A Tale of Two Broken Hearts by LovelyLovett reviews
After Victoria turns him down, Barnabas feels like there's nothing in this world worth living for anymore. That is, until he finds Julia. Starts out light but rated M for later chapters!
Dark Shadows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,313 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Barnabas C., Julia H.
The River's Mother by TomorrowNeverCame reviews
The Doctor's Wife was by far one of the best episodes in the series, but I always wondered what would happen if River was in it. Personally, I would have liked her to have been. I wondered what Idris would have to say about her, and what spoilers she might give away since at this point no one knows who River is. Because the Tardis isn't just the Doctor's wife. She's River's mother.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Idris, River Song/Melody P. III
Love, Passion and a Heated Night by Charmingly-Evil reviews
What if Barnabas never got to kill Julia that night? What if Julia finds that he may just be lusting after her? One drunk night for Julia turns into a heated moment. Barnalia : Based on Tim Burton's film.
Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,333 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012
Returning the Favor by norrrth reviews
Julia/Barnabas Based on Tim Burton's Dark Shadows What happens when Barnabas visits Julia and happens to make an offer she can't refuse...
Dark Shadows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Complete
Wet lace by ToWritePurebloodOnHerArms reviews
That pale skin was his canvas to paint with her black blood. Barnalia. Based on the 2012 film.
Dark Shadows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Complete
Taste by PrincessPetticoat reviews
Barnabas wanders into Dr. Julia Hoffman's laboratory. The Doctor finds more than blood being pumped into her system. Barnlia. Barnabas/Julia
Dark Shadows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Barnabas C., Julia H. - Complete
This Wasn't Expecting I by Daemon faerie queen reviews
The Doctor discovers the TARDIS once again in human form and this time she has questions. Awkward questions. Sexual themes abound. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/4/2012 - 11th Doctor, Idris - Complete
Idris' Revenge by tkelparis reviews
The TARDIS isn't thrilled to realize what the Doctor is thinking toward Handy, that he doesn't realize how to save Donna, and how much danger Rose still is to the multi-verses. So she takes charge, and shocks everyone by creating a body. Crack!fic alert!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Idris, 10th Doctor - Complete
Another Man Saw She Was Beautiful by Nellie Lovett 'Barker reviews
What if Judge Turpin never liked Lucy. Instead, he found someone else.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,002 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Benjamin B., Eleanor L. - Complete
Forever Inside You by smithANDnoble reviews
11 becomes one with his TARDIS on a whole new level of the meaning
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2012 - 11th Doctor, Idris - Complete
Labyrinth by Nina Windia reviews
The Buckets have moved into the Factory and everything is peaches and cream. Except for Mrs Bucket, whose intuition is niggling at her. There's just something about the chocolatier that just doesn't smell right.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Willy Wonka, Charlie Bucket
The Doctor, the TARDIS, and the Wardrobe by IsOkayGood reviews
Human!TARDIS finds herself in the Doctor's wardrobe. Shenanigans ensue. AU. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - 11th Doctor, Idris - Complete
Unforgivable Lust by DarkXIntimacy reviews
Being a slave in a large manor filled with wizards was the life Ariana was used to. What happens when her master begins to treat her as more than just a slave? She has no choice but to comply, but will she actually start to enjoy it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,579 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
To Err is Human by Lilac Summers reviews
Donna is the unlucky companion stuck with the Doctor in 1913 this time around; she's not quite sure how to deal with this sudden change in situation. Mostly she just blames the TARDIS. Season 3 episodes "Human Nature" and "Family of Blood."
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,917 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
A Beautiful Monster by Kainna15 reviews
Anika, raised by both Bellatrix and Voldemort, has a problem. She doesn't agree with their opinions and ideas. So, when faced with an opportunity to leave, she does and goes straight to teaching at Hogwarts, with Professor Snape. Will be rated M later. (Hiatus)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 77,566 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Severus S., OC
Back to Bite by Trinaluv33 reviews
The Tardis clash-lands, leaving the Doctor stranded where he never thought he'd be again. It's up to Amy and Rory, with some help from the Tardis, to save the Doctor from a painful death.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS
Fish Fingers and Bedrooms by KrazyKimmy reviews
The Doctor is tucking into fish-fingers and custard; when a voice leads him out of the kitchens. In his bedroom he finds ... Idris; the girl of his heart and soul. She can only stay for a few minutes; but they are the sweetest of his life yet.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2011 - 11th Doctor, Idris - Complete
Doctor Who and the Day Thieves by Ashura5000 reviews
Reality has changed. Time is broken. The Tardis is... alive again? The Doctor and Idris must travel together to fix a broken reality and defeat the dreaded Day Thieves! Crossovers upcoming. R/R Appreciated! 11/Idris
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,689 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - 11th Doctor, Idris
Stolen Time by CorinaJBlack reviews
The Doctor and Idris steal a word while they build a baby TARDIS. 3-o'clock-in-the-morning-blurb. Hey. It's still summer.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2011 - 11th Doctor, Idris
If Sexy Had Stayed by Thobbit reviews
Nine conversations that might have happened if Sexy had been able to stay in Idris's body. Dialogue only. Despite what the characters say, not just Sexy/Idris and 11. Ch. 3 is formatted like a script.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - TARDIS, 11th Doctor - Complete
A Bad Mood by iLuvJohnny reviews
Sweeney Todd is in a very bad mood. He needs someone to take it out on.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Beautiful by Ponella reviews
Something I thought up after watching episode 4 of series 6, because I couldn't stand to see the Doctor cry or see the TARDIS' vocal side die. I'm terrible at summaries, please just R&R and enjoy! Rating may be subject to change.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS
Idris by a daughter called random reviews
Because when you're in love with someone, waiting seven hundred years to meet them is nothing.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/15/2011 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
Companion by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
while trying to make a TARDIS, the Doctor and the TARDIS talk about the more recent companions.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/14/2011 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
Everybody Needs A Hug Sometimes by bluecougar712 reviews
When the Doctor's away, the TARDIS comes out to play. And save him from whatever got him this time. And meet Mickey Smith on a bus. WARNING: Not as cheery as it seems.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,864 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
No Pity In Her Heart by Defying.Expectations reviews
AU. Sweeney accuses Nellie of being a witch. Toddvett/Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
You are loved by waterbendergirl101 reviews
My first songfic. After a lost battle Baltor and Darcy find comfort in each other. RxR
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Baltor, Darcy - Complete
Guardians of Darkness by ReleaseThePanic reviews
The universe has been in peril ever since Icy has gotten the Dragon Fire, but it has been years and nobody knows when the Trix will attack again… A couple of love scenes.No Flames three new chaps
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,476 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Icy, Aisha/Layla - Complete
The Shadow Proves The Sunshine by Pamena reviews
After a misunderstanding, Mrs. Lovett finds herself in Bedlam. It’s up to Mr. Todd and Toby to rescue her before she really does lose her mind.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,611 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Growing by xlawa reviews
--"You both have entered an entirely different world," Todd declared lowly.-- One evening, Mrs. Lovett experiences torture not unlike Lucy Barker's. A story of rape, betrayal, and passion. Soon to be Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,892 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Passing Strange by Pamena reviews
Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett got it wrong the first time. But the Fates have stepped in and given them a second chance. A love story that spans over a century. R&R
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,642 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Want by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
He should have said no. Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
The Slap by ConfusedColumbia26220 reviews
What if Sweeney reminded Nellie of her "dear" Albert? ONESHOT.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
The Mysteries of the Past, My Love by Lady Charity reviews
An eccentric police constable roams to London to investigate the case of Sweeney Todd that took place ten years ago. Now losing himself into the whirling mysteries of the demon barber, he wanted nothing more than to get out. SweeneyToddSleepyHollow x-over
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,247 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
I want you bleeder by Tora Evans reviews
Ms. Lovett is working late, guess who comes down from his barber shop... A little sweeneyish kind of humor, with knives and so on. Please review! Warning: very OOC
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
His Strength, His Weakness by tears-in-rain reviews
Riven and Musa are finally together. But when Darcy and her mind games threaten to tear them apart both romantically and literally, will they be able to find the strength in their relationship to survive? Sequel to ‘Restless Night and Revelations’
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,653 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Musa, Riven - Complete
The Tasting by Salomedancing reviews
Mrs. Bucket dislikes living in the chocolate factory. And things are getting worse when she unexpectedly meets Mr. Wonka in a deserted corridor.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/24/2005 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Willy Wonka - Complete
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The Best Show You've Never Seen
"Just give me a week, 7 days to show you what Doctor Who can do to you." She's the only whovian in the TARDIS, the only one besides the Doctor and Clara who knows what's going on, but the only one who knows their future and what's to come. She has to help them through it, help them survive for the better. Rated for strong Language, starts at the second half of season 7 has many OCs
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,718 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - 11th Doctor, OC, Clara O.
Hello, my name is Sexy reviews
The Doctor can't stand how not having his human TARDIS travel with him when he's only just met her and neither can the TARDIS, the wonders of a flesh body too great to resist. So the TARDIS finds Idris before she turns up on House and tells the Doctor to kidnap her so he can eventually replace her soul with that of the TARDIS matrix. Set after The Doctor's wife Rated M for a reason
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 6/3/2013 - 11th Doctor, Idris, TARDIS
Jealousy, My old friend reviews
AU How would things be different if Sweeney came home to find Mrs. Lovett has remarried? And not to just any bloke, but to 'the apothecary round the corner' What if hes the jealous type? What if the barber is the jealous type?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,318 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Behind the Mask reviews
Johanna has finally run away with Anthony, leaving Judge Turpin to find a new ward. A younger ward, maybe even Prettier. Luckily, That Barber on Fleet Street has such a 14 year old daughter. Sequel to 'Thank You'. R&R
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,206 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
The Inevitable reviews
When the smoke cleared, there was no light. When he was gone, here was no recovering. When he saw golden hair,he was obsessed. When Lovett and Todd were hired by Turpin,the money meant nothing. When he finally had her, escape was almost inevitable. Almost
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,688 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
The Demons Inside and Out reviews
Anna knows that shes just Voldemort's weapon. She tells herself they only stay because they need to train her to embrace her inner demon. But she can't help but love the company. She ,nor anyone,can squash the hope that,one day,they could all be a family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Bellatrix L., OC
Lucy
Sweeney Todd swallowed hard as he came to a calm halt at the cold slab of stone over the grave. He read over the name that was etched in stone: Lucinda Margret Barker
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Lucy B. - Complete
Thank You reviews
Another girl comes to live at the pie shop, but like Sweeney, the ghosts of the past come back to haunt her. Toby isn't much help, jealousy gripping his heart. Sweeney denies the Benjamin she brings out in him. It seems Lovett is the only one to love her.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,040 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete