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Joined 01-16-10, id: 2219585, Profile Updated: 11-29-10

I'm a teen who is insanely in love with the twilight saga, the vampire dairies, and Night World and also vampires because i'm awesome like that. If you mention anything about Twilight and I'm in the same room with you I will bombard you with trivial things about the actors, books, and anything related to the twilight saga. My favorite artists include Muse, Three Days Grace, 3 Doors Down, Coldplay, and the Editors


DO NOT READ WHAT IS BELOW IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE WHEN IT COMES TO POSTING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!!

Scary-a.. thing..
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

OKAY GUYS, SCARY THING OVER!


If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica (real name) (i always change my penname(tehehehe)), QuickCookie, macandcheeselova, freakysoccergirl, HarmoniousPie, Mandajohnnylove, Joxbrosx17, Princess Felton, christina11,GoldenLily, lilbratty74, gohermione, flicker-of-lurvv, romeosjuliet14

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

A True Boyfriend =

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.


✖ ═════ஜ۩۞۩ஜ═════ ✖

█ 10 suicidal
██ 20 cannibal
███ 30 vampire
████ 40 no mercy
█████ 50 no care
██████ 60 immortal
███████ 70 smexy
████████ 80 emo
█████████ 90 gothic
██████████ 100 pure evil
Thats 760 of pure awesomeness


Rosalie's the Prettiest,
Edward's the Smoothest,
Bella's the Clumsiest,
Alice's the Quirkiest,
But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make
everyone feel jealous.


Month One

mommy.

I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat is my favourite lulleby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me you could definatly tell that I am a baby

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

Its so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what mommy?

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too and I cry even though you can't hear me

month four

You went to the docter today.

He said im not a baby.

I am a baby mommy, your baby

I think and feel.

Mommy whats abortion?

Month Five

I can hear the docter again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home the docter says it a needle

Mommy what is it!? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month six

Mommy.

I am okay.

I am in jesus's arms now.

He told me what abortion is.

Why didn't you want me mommy?

you have two choses

1) re-post this if you are against abortion

2) Don't re-post this and you have proven how cold hearted you are.


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Tatted Hips and Wicked Lips by Hoodfabulous reviews
Bella can't stand Edward Cullen. She hates his tattoos, his piercings, and his stupid band. But mostly she hates how badly she wants him. He hates her too...or so she thinks. Will one iPhone fail change everything? My entry to LOL Text Message Contest. Won: Public Vote, Best Edward, Hottest Text Fail, Host's Choice- CaliGirlMon, Judges' Pick- SDFanFicChic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 142,023 - Reviews: 4225 - Favs: 3,131 - Follows: 3,368 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Devil Next Door by Cars1 reviews
This one-shot was written for my dearest friend, mizzezpattinson. Come join me as Bella Swan has her world turned upside down when one Edward Cullen, aka the devil, moves in next door.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,409 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kidnap 101 by TrueEnglishRose reviews
Bella Swan has just one mission; to save her childhood best friend from the clutches of Hollywood. She's got her work cut out for her, but she'll do it, even if she has to do things that she really doesn't want to. Written purely for laughs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 11,736 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tatted Hips and Wicked Lips by Twific-textmessagelolcontest reviews
Bella Swan can't stand Edward Cullen. She hates his tattoos, his piercings, and his stupid band. But mostly she hates how badly she wants him. He hates her too...or so she thinks. Will one iPhone fail change everything?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,453 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 270 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
(Un)Dressing Edward Cullen (One Shot) by Discordia81 reviews
Edward Cullen is an A-list actor with horrific taste in clothing. Bella Swan is his long-suffering stylist who wants to strangle him one minute and kiss him the next. When Edward crashes her date, Bella has to choose between dressing her client and undressing the man she loves. 2nd Place Public Winner for the Happily Ever After Twific Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,706 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 234 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ugly Duckling by dolphin62598 reviews
Bella Swan spends her days photographing people in love, longing for a whirlwind romance of her own. A renewed photo contract with a local tattoo artist has her wondering if maybe she can find her own love, but is there more to Edward Cullen than just tattoos and beauty? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,461 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pranks of Passion by Isannah reviews
Edward has tried anything and everything for two years to get his neighbor, Bella to notice him. It's time to try something differen. A little fun for April Fool's Day! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,803 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cougar Town by smmiskimen reviews
Never underestimate the appeal of a seventeen year old boy. Bella Swan is Emmett's mom and Edward's teacher. What happens when she crosses the line with her son's best friend? E&B, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 82,430 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Whispered Awakenings by TwiHEAcontest reviews
He was the third person to hold me the day I was born. He called me his BabyBell. He said he would never let me go. I've never let him! Contest entry for the Happily Ever After TwiFic Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,275 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 71 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oh Brother by RobzBeanie reviews
** COMPLETE ** Shy, orphaned Edward comes to live with his older brother and his wife to finish out his last year of high school, bringing with him a seven-year crush on his sister-in-law. ** TASTE OF THE FORBIDDEN CONTEST - Honorable Mention Judges Vote, Judges Favorite from SoapyMayhem ** #6 in Top Ten Completed Fics for Nov 2012 on TwiFanfictionRecs **
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,468 - Reviews: 2120 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Have I mentioned I effing hate Edward Cullen? by TheSparksSoApparent reviews
"He's the bane of my existence. The chip to my manicure. The pus to my pimple. The smell to my dirty laundry. So why did I find him so freaking sexy!" A story about the fine line between hate and lust. BXE, AH, OOC M for language and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,775 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hello Beautiful by SoapyMayhem reviews
COMPLETE - Bella Swan-Cullen has always thought her stepfather was a handsome man. What happens when that small spark of attraction ignites? It's not just Bella that stands to get burned. Her secret attraction could tear her family apart! - Bella/Edward Drabble See Disclaimer Inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 105 - Words: 67,794 - Reviews: 15672 - Favs: 3,351 - Follows: 2,968 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just One Night by capricapra reviews
Taste of The Forbidden Contest Entry- it won an Honourable Mention- Public Vote. Nominated for Energize WIP Most Promising Fan Fiction Award- canon. Edward desperately wants his wife's sister, Bella. The feeling's mutual. Neither want to tear their family apart, but their desire is overwhelming. They decide to have just one night together, but will it be enough?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 118,928 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Innocent Discovery by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
Isabella Swan carries a well-guarded secret about the older man she grew up next door to. Edward, who harbors his own secrets, makes an innocent discovery about his little girl's best friend.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,501 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 276 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Anatomy of a Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Companion to Only Human. Edward's young life is irreversibly altered when a mysterious girl in strange clothing stumbles into his world. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,142 - Reviews: 2048 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For I Have Sinned by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
She is my Heaven. She is my Hell.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For Everything There is a Season by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
Her life has changed in the blink of an eye; she needed a new start, in a new city. What she finds is more than she thinks she deserves. E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,575 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Illicit Unintended by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
: It was a union that was never supposed to happen, an affair that took over her life and altered it. Unable to keep him from advancing, can Bella keep her brother-in-law away and save her marriage? Or should she give in on what could possibly be what was always meant to be? Perhaps fate will make the decision for her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,982 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Mates by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
Bella Swan never thought that she would end up working in a correctional institute. But she needed a change from the mundane, and well, she may have found just what she was looking for within these prison walls.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 218 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Saved By Sin by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
When Bella is taken to a convent to protect her life, Father Edward shows up. She prays to be delivered from her lust for him, will she succeed or will she be saved by sin?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,651 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Temptation Divine by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
Though Edward is married, he can't stop fantasizing about Emmett's intern. Emmett, his best friend and work partner, has warned him to stay away from her… from his little sister. She's only nineteen, he's thirty three. Will Edward take the apple from his Eve and succumb to her temptation?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,427 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 187 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Carnal Knowledge by amandac3 reviews
"Does age really matter when your heart is on the line? I say to hell with that." Meet Isabella Swan. New in town, new school, new friends, new boyfriend. Meet Edward Cullen. Successful architect and single father to a 17 year old boy. Sparks fly upon their first meeting. Will they be able to resist each other or will they give in to their indecent desires?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 107 - Words: 21,324 - Reviews: 3138 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Biology Project by solostintwilight reviews
Edward's an addict resisting treatment, Bella's a girl who just wants a boyfriend already. What happens when they get paired up for a Biology Project? Bio Lab could get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 211,412 - Reviews: 12699 - Favs: 4,164 - Follows: 3,333 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Good vs Evil by kitkat681 reviews
The Devil has released his son, the Anti-Christ on the world. God has asked his only child to save the people of the Earth. Too bad neither of them wanted the job. Jesus is a chick? Rated M for sexy times and a complete disregard of Christian beliefs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 51 - Words: 16,038 - Reviews: 2170 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silence Can Be Defining by missy555 reviews
Bella is 190 pounds and an outcast. Edward is the gorgeous new student that all the girls have their eyes on, but he doesn't seem to care. The outcast and the purposeful loner become friends. Maybe more?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 101,018 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Us Against The World by Welcome2MyWorldxoxo reviews
O/s. He was her first kiss, first love, best friend, and cousin. A taboo love unbound by the restraints of society. Two star-crossed lovers forced apart, distance and time never diminishing their connection.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 106 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reboot by Diana Law reviews
It's near the end of Breaking Dawn and the Volturi Confrontation does NOT end peacefully. They attack and Bella and Edward both die. So how come it's Bella's first day in Forks, all over again? BxE, AU Lemons & Fluff Continued From Athey! COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 170,767 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 2,265 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Three Strikes by Kare831 reviews
See what happens when cocky baseball coach Edward Masen goes head to head with quiet,shy librarian Isabella Swan over a budget grant. Will sparks fly or will they strike out?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,979 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 77 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Detention with Mr Cullen by dumdumlover5 reviews
Bella's mind seems to wander during Mr. Cullen's physics class. Angered, he gives her detention and punishes her disobedience in the most delicious ways. LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parental Guardian by Welcome2MyWorldxoxo reviews
He was my forbidden fruit. A man so close, almost too close, yet so far out of reach. He loved me, took care of me, but did not crave me the same way I did him. I wanted everything, yet had nothing. But things were going to change. I could feel it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 121,198 - Reviews: 1990 - Favs: 1,957 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5461 - Favs: 6,727 - Follows: 5,221 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One of the Boys by celesticbliss reviews
My entry for the 'Fun With Your Clothes On' one-shot contest. Bella is sick of being one of the boys. Alice and Rosalie give her a makeover to help her seduce Edward Cullen. Will it work?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Last to Know by ericastwilight reviews
Have you ever woken up hung over, in bed with your best friend? No? Neither have Bella and Edward. Written for Fandom4LLS. Rated M for language. Collab written with kyla713.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,987 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 273 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ruby Red Desire by SavingTheRest reviews
"I've waited patiently on the sidelines for twelve years, watched you date other guys, waited for you to see what's in front of you. But I'm tired of waiting. I'm tired of trying to find someone else when there isn't anyone." Dirty Talking Edward Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,779 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Preconceived Notions by Welcome2MyWorldxoxo reviews
A snowed in cabin. A best friend's brother that she never knew existed. Intensity. Inexperience. And leaving your preconceived notions behind. "Tell me you don't feel it. Tell me it's just me that wants this wants you,and I'll leave you alone." ExB Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,436 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Doctor Masen, Naughty Boy! by Tenille Sandersen reviews
Bella has to go see her gynecologist, this year she has to see someone new, who could it be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tickle Me, Elmo by LazyMasochistBoot reviews
Bella goes shopping for a certain toy for her nephew...what she finds there is much, much better than a Tickle-Me Elmo... Lemons and laughs. ONE-SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Damn! My School Paper has Cum on It! by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Classic plot line where Bella loves Edward... yada yada, but this time, she kidnaps his school paper and manages to get cum on it. Okay, maybe it isn't THAT classic. Heavy lemon, M, AH, AU. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Sharpie Marker by off limit reviews
Bella and Edward are good friends even though they're always after the other's neck. Then one day Bella masturbates with her purple sharpie marker and the cover ends up getting stuck in… you know. So after numerous attempts Bella has no choice but to ask
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,105 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 98 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4503 - Favs: 7,570 - Follows: 4,270 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty by twilly reviews
When an overnight rain cools things down, Edward heats things back up, claiming his sleeping beauty. Zero angst, fluff ball oneshot from the HEA.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hunting party aka Master of the orgasm by Milk40 reviews
Bella, Rosalie, Alice and Esme are BFFs. While they're out camping together, they become the prey of unscrupulous hunters. Rated M for all the things you can imagine, and maybe some you can't. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,960 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Damn by TheSparksSoApparent reviews
Bella's sex life takes a turn for the best when she meets Edward. Unfortunately her grades take a turn for the worst. Oneshot based off of "Damn" by The matrix and Katy Perry. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Doctor's Visit by miry68 reviews
Bella has a problem and goes to her doctor's for a check up. Thing is she hates the doctor's clinic. What will happen to make her change her opinion of the doctor's? All Human. One Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by Annetteskitty reviews
Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,406 - Reviews: 4539 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella
Proposal versus Proposition by jmolly reviews
Having Alice throw me at her brother was really nothing new. It might be weird, but it wasn't exactly unwelcome. But this time, it was kind of uncomfortable, considering the absence of the family meant they were all in league.UE Series prologue.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,105 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Enveloped in His Arms by gemma loves edward reviews
Love is supposed to be sweet and deserving! So why has Bella given up on concept of it? And What does Edward Cullen have to do with all this? * 2nd Place Winner To EdwardGetsFicd Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Respect the Law by Mia Isabella Cullen reviews
Edward is a police officer and is send by the chief to take care of something in a new restaurant. Bella owns the new restaurant and can't stand cops. What happen when they meet each other? Read and find out. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,839 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once Upon a Time in 1917 by Forensica X reviews
She was a girl recently arrived in Chicago with no enthusiasm for the idea of courtships or marriage. He was a boy who would have - as soon as he realized what he was looking for - gotten down on one knee and endeavored to secure her hand. After struggle and tragedy, not even death could truly part them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,316 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 7/28/2010 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
The FriendGirl by mabarberella reviews
In a world where love is only for the beautiful, Bella waits on the sidelines. "All that love you have inside waiting to spill out and catch fire and light up someone's life? It's not for me," he drawled. BxE, written for CURVACEOUS AND BODACIOUS CONTEST
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,787 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 88 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Truth Or Dare by Wasted Greens reviews
One boring Friday night, our Twilight girls decide to play "truth or dare," very stereotypically, leading to very interesting results. Femslash threesome, R/A/B, oneshot, lemon, AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Fat Bottomed Girl by twilightmuse62 reviews
Bella is a small town girl who leaves her hometown to start a new life in Seattle. Her only hope was to find herself, but when she crosses paths with Edward Cullen, she finds a whole lot more than she bargained for. Curvaceous/Bodacious FF Contest Entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan's Rules for the Real World by SarahCullen17 reviews
She's a meek journalism student who was just hired to her university's newspaper. He's the rude, arrogant, aggressive editor-in-chief who could make anyone feel meek. You know what they say: journalists do it on deadline. One-shot of the lemon variety.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,780 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Want You Bad: A Trailer Trash Tale by drollicpixie reviews
Bella and her best friend Alice spend the summer slumming it at the trailer park. Edward and Jasper make it a hell of a lot more fun. BPOV AH/OOC Originally written for a challenge. Now edited, thought I would get it up here.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,204 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bookworms: Birthday by kimpy reviews
Bella Swan captures a glimpse of a beautiful man, then starts to receive a series of mysterious texts. Who is sending them to her? What does he want? To show her the stars. Written in honor of TFX's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Merry Textmas by DH78 reviews
Bella is forced to tackle the crowds on Black Friday with her best friend, Angela. Can a random text message from a wrong number change the course of her day and her life? Banter galore! AH. VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER for the Naughty & Nice Holiday Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,038 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 2,658 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She's a Knockout by Heykekeniceshot reviews
Bella is awkward and a nerd and is trying to make peace with that. Alice sets her up on a blind date of sorts with Edward. He won't know what hit him. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,176 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hot water and my best friend's brother by Mia Isabella Cullen reviews
Bella goes to her best friend's house for a sleep over, after watching movies she decides to go take a shower but something happens, she is not alone. Read and find out. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Free by earthprincess4 reviews
Bella comes from money. Her mom sends her to Forks to spend the summer with her dad on his horse ranch where Edward happens to work. Lots of fighting and bickering between the two as well as some lemons. Oneshot for the "Don't Mess With The Help Contest"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 90,792 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Desire by Kagome93 reviews
Alice, Rosalie and Bella are best friends since childhood and Bella always had a crush on Alice's older brother Edward. When Alice and Rosalie are sick of Bella being so shy and a virgin, they think its time to take action. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Is Something Wrong, Officer Cullen? by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
"Didn't you learn in Driver's Ed that steering with your foot, getting dressed while driving, talking on your phone, and letting it fly out of the car, weren't good ideas?" Watch Officer Cullen will have to give Bella some lemony justice. For Lauren!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Happens in Biology by Shahula reviews
Bella Swan is a simple girl who never takes risks. But when bad boy Edward Cullen becomes her biology lab partner... well what happens in biology, stays in biology. Right? Rated M for lemons. O/S, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,646 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 256 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dancing in the dark by Lisaslovestories reviews
I was alone now, deserted by all my noble senses. You know that old saying, "Abandon hope, all ye who enter"? Yeah, they should put that sign outside the elevator, but change it to "Abandon hope, all ye who enter with Edward Cullen." E&B, AH. Lemony..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,775 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
My First Time? See, um, About That by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
"Why?" he asked, "Why me? I'm one of the rudest people in the world to you, and you're willing to give me your virginity based on an offensive comment?" -What's the offensive comment? Is Bella really that desperate? Yes. M, AH, OOC and sour for lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,745 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
English Class by SexPixxi reviews
English class. Edward as Bella's teacher. You get the idea. Read it and review. It's sexy. One shot. AH. Characters are Stephanie Meyers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,532 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Remember Me by IsaKassees reviews
"If I only got one day a year, I would make it count." One secret tree, one magic sunset, one chance to make a wish. Childhood sweethearts turned penpals, they grow up together and apart, falling in like, lust and love. E B, OOC, AH, A/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,534 - Reviews: 4600 - Favs: 2,924 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seventh Heaven by TheInsatiableVampire reviews
When Bella and Alice go to the "Seventh Heaven" tattoo shop, they get more than they bargained for. Alice gets seduced by her tattoo artist, leaving Bella alone to wait for her.. until Tattward comes to keep her company. Lemony goodness. One-shot. NC-17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,845 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Inanimate by silverdance reviews
Suffering from social anxiety, Bella has been invisible her entire life. It's her sophomore year in highschool, will the new student Edward help her overcome her fears? A short story about teenage alienation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thank You, Jessica Stanley by Sierra Sitruc reviews
Bella Swan is infatuated with James Henalay who only dates non-virgins. She is unfortunately still a virgin. Thus begins the quest to pop her cherry…Edward Cullen, anyone? And what does Jessica have to do with all this? E/B One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,729 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Could Never Forget You by Mia Isabella Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward had a really nice night at Prom, but after some misunderstandings they went their own separate ways, but Bella got pregnant and didn't tell Edward, what happen when they meet again... Read and Find out. Two-shot, some lemons...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,950 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All These Years by Love Actually Contest reviews
Edward relays to Bella the top ten days of his life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Transcending Time by boots-7 reviews
*FOR 2010 AGE OF EDWARD CONTEST* This couldn't go on. Every night I dreamt about the pharaoh and his wife. It was going to stop. I booked a flight to Egypt. *Egyptian Empire Edward 3000 Years Ago/Modern-day Edward 1984* *AU/LR* *Two Part One Shot*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's First Mentor by joeybb reviews
Bella arrives late at university for her first meeting with her new photography mentor Edward and is left stunned by what she walks into...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,729 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Caught by kris salvador reviews
A sleeping Edward, a naughty Bella and a bunch of dancing food. Winner of the Bloodthristy Belles and Sinful Senoritas challenge. More on the sinful, fluffy side. One-shot. Reworked.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 105 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First Time by Welcome2MyWorldxoxo reviews
After seeing something she shouldn't have Bella, with the help of Alice, decides that she will have Edward. Does it really matter that he's nine years older and her legal guardian? ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No More Tears by The Irish Cullen reviews
On the day Bella's daughter turns three, she cant help but remember her life and certain events that lead her to this day, do birthday candle wishes ever come true? One can only hope. Now includes Edward's side of that day! R&R please
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,755 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The New Teacher by LA91 reviews
One-shot. Bella has a new Human Biology teacher. When she gets caught doing something naughty what will Mr. Mason do? Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 93 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Game, Set, Match by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Bella is hired as a photographer to do a photo feature on the cocky, playboy tennis pro Edward Cullen. Bella is determined to resist his charms, but Edward can't seem to leave her alone. Does love really mean nothing in tennis? Slightly OOC, AH. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 167,601 - Reviews: 3809 - Favs: 3,732 - Follows: 1,561 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Make My Dreams Come True by ashel-13 reviews
SEQUEL TO MLOONAA! Join Bella, Edward, and the gang as they reunite during college for breaks! Fun, Fluff, Lemons, and of course DTE! OOC, AU, and All Human. Please read Making Love Out Of Nothing At All first!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 3859 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 2,216 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009
New Senses and Pleasures by EdwardBellaTwiFan reviews
Edward and Bella are back from their honeymoon and Bella's got her way. He's changed her. See how Bella copes with being a vampire, the first hunt and their first time having vampire sex. RATED M/LEMON. My thoughts on Breaking Dawn. No baby. ONE SHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The experiment by Teona reviews
Eclipse. Edward and Bella. Alone in his bedroom on a king size bed. What's next? A game? A satisfaction? A pleasure? An experiment? They won't stop at innocent kisses.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
2412 Miles Away From You by Long Distance Lovin' Contest reviews
Summary: There are approximately 2412 miles between New York and Seattle. It's a good thing phones exist then…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5374 - Favs: 6,982 - Follows: 3,364 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Exhibiting Behaviors by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Bella and Edward are rivals in college, but will the tension finally crack when they spend a little time alone? AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,015 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Heart Asks Pleasure First by RachyDoodle reviews
When Police Officer Charlie Swan breaks a deal with Aro, leader of the Volturi, Aro sends vampire Edward to get even. How? By kidnapping the Chief's daughter... Cannon pairings, AU, little OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 123,963 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sex and the Soil by il-bel-mondo reviews
Under the hot Texas sun, Edward, works hard as Charlie's farmhand. Beads of sweat are rolling off him, a voice calls from behind the window pane. What'll happen when face that goes with the snarky, sensual voice appears just in time to mess with the help?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,249 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 60 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Edward, Bella
Untie Me, Slowly by CloverDilly reviews
Entry for the Don't Mess With The Help Contest. Edward has been fantasizing about his new pool girl Bella. What happens when he makes those fantasies a reality?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,974 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Holiday Encounter by dolphin62598 reviews
Written for Ficawesome Gift Exchange: Bella has lost both of her parents. She befriends Alice at college who demands she accompany her to Forks for Thanksgiving. Good times aplenty on Thanksgiving Eve. OOC/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,042 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Box of Obsession by Addicted Necker reviews
Bella has to move her belongings out of the attic for Edward, the tenant who lives next door. Annoyed, she trudges upstairs with Edward tagging along and begins going through her belongings. They come across a box full of awesome kinker-ness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fright Night Revised by lilseli69 reviews
Reworked my original story based on lovely reviews. Love the consturctive criticism, and please be gentle when reviewing! Bella has a fantasy...Will Edward comply? Set during the honeymoon in Breaking Dawn. Rated M for strong sexual content..Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High School Never Ends, The Original Version by Lady Lily of Darkness reviews
Part 1 of the Main HSNE Trilogy. Rated "M" for language, and one lemon in the story. A story filled with Romance, Comedy and Drama. STATUS: Complete. EXTRA: Sequel is up, and Remake is up as well.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 175,307 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Whiskey, Ice Cold by Jlynne33 reviews
Bella has a secret crush on the bartender. All she wants is for him to notice her. Oh, he notices her, and so much more. O/S AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Personification by psyche001 reviews
As a writer,Bella is so completely consumed by the characters she writes about that sometimes she thinks she sees them walking about in real life.With a Wiccan for a mother though,anything is possible, as she is about to find out.O/S.AH/AU.M.ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,792 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 88 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Talk To Me by Pbroken reviews
Entry for the Fun With Your Clothes On One Shot Contest. Edward is known around the UW campus for providing dirty talking services for cash. Bella's in desperate need for a release and her curiosity leads her to call Edward. AU/AH Dirty Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Weighing In: Losing to Gain by HEAR reviews
*EXPANSION OF THE ONE-SHOT* Overweight and under-appreciated, Bella has stalled at life. When the chance arises to compete on America's favorite weight loss game show, will she take the opportunity to change her life and find love in the process? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,751 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Headboard by Lexi Logan reviews
An explanation of how the Headboard broke in Breaking Dawn. This story is written from Edwards point of view. A bit 'racier' than my other stories :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5956 - Favs: 9,913 - Follows: 2,571 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fortune's Fool An April Fool's Day One Shot by Jewels64 reviews
Jasper & Alice are two immortals from Olympus who have the final task of uniting two humans in true love. Can egotistical Edward find love with Mousy Bella? What happens when Alice decides to have them switch places Freaky Friday style?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,856 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If You Love Something Oneshot by southerngirl915 reviews
Based on the saying "If you love something set it free.." Bella and Edward are best friends. She's in love with him and when he tells the family news of his engagement, she is heartbroken. Will he return to her or go on with it? Rated M for some language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Studio dell'italiano by shaybo reviews
Edward helps Bella study Italian using his unique incentives. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sex God Hair & Chocolate Orbs by tiffaninichole reviews
Bella's hair is brown and her life is boring. Until she meets Edward, the school's most infamous smirker/panty-dropper. Will they fall in love and make smutty, sweaty lemonade? Of course! Read this o/s or you'll DIE! For realz!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take Care Of My Heart by earthprincess4 reviews
*2nd place in To-Kill-A-Cullen* Bella and Alice are roommates at the hospital. Both are waiting for a transplant of different kinds. Edward is Alice's brother and only family. He comes to visit her daily and gets close to Bella in the process.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Weighing In by HEAR reviews
Overweight and under-appreciated, Bella has stalled at life at 22. When the chance arises to compete for a spot on a weight loss game show, will she take the opportunity to change her life? AH/OOC *One-Shot for the Indie First Time Writers' Challenge*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,138 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Bella - Complete
Paths Taken by NikkiEdmund889Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward had a bit of a falling out in High School. They were best friends since babies, but Edward broke her heart. Bella wants revenge,and now has a perfect chance when the boys stay in the girls' apartment for a while. One shot, on hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,609 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Next Door Neighbors by edwardandbellabelong2gether reviews
B&E were high school sweethearts.Separated for college.5yrs later they are neighbors and both married to other people.Can they stay away from each other? Read to find out.Full summary in the prologue.AU/AH…M for lemons & language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 123,682 - Reviews: 4405 - Favs: 2,909 - Follows: 1,511 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Shot Heard 'Round the World by Isannah reviews
British soldier Edward Cullen is sent to Boston in 1774 to help put down the growing insurrection in the American Colonies. What happens when he meets Bella Swan, a colonist whose Patriot family owns a tavern? Entry for Age of Edward Contest.M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,390 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Edward, Bella
I Carry Your Heart With Me by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU, AH, pre-Twilight. Bella volunteers to give Renee some alone time with her new boyfriend and spend the summer in Forks. She doesn’t count on meeting Edward, the sexy and soulful musician. A one-shot written for the Summer SmutDown.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,955 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 154 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11676 - Favs: 8,656 - Follows: 2,615 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19559 - Favs: 12,432 - Follows: 5,677 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Illicit Liaison by Devy-Artemis reviews
Edward & Bella are attracted to each other,yet can’t have a relationship.He is Bella’s nephew, through an adoptive relation.But the world sees them as relatives,and it’s still a taboo. So,will they give into temptation and pursue a forbidden relationship?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deliver Us from Temptation by Sierra Sitruc reviews
Entry for Forbidden Love Affair, A Contest of Hidden Desires. Bella Swan and Edward Cullen are the champions of celibacy in their exceedingly conservative, religious school chastity club.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,490 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Will Work Fer Smut by vanillabeans reviews
NC-17 One-Shot! Bella, being engrossed in a happily fulfilling, if conventional relationship, returns home one evening to find a side of Edward she's never seen before... a side we like to call: Domward. Written solely for my bb antiaol. NC-17/MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 224 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7747 - Favs: 9,261 - Follows: 2,628 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Training Day by musicluv585 reviews
OOC Bella does not want to listen to Edward, and Edward can't take it, so he gets frustrated see how he lets out all his anger! xxLEMONS GALORExx ***ONE-shot!*** Plz Read&Reveiw. This is for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest so come check it out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,199 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Angels Belong In Heaven by LittleMissEmo reviews
Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie contest. Angels belong in heaven. Demons belong in hell. What happens when these lines are crossed? A revelation. EXB lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hot for Teacher by BubblesBlossomButtercupBumble reviews
I'll show them. That's what was on my mind when I got my high school reunion invitation. #4 for jayeliwood's contest :D Teacher Edward AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5147 - Favs: 2,989 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete