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Author has written 10 stories for Mentalist, and NCIS.



Super mega short

Partially insane



Iron deficient


Broken 7 bones

Pierced mulitple times

Writing, drawing, music, photography

Cynical, sarcastic, probably ADD

I wear way too many bracelets for my own good

I can speak Russian


That pretty much sums up my life. I live in New Zealand. I want to leave it for somewhere that snows/rains a lot though. Weird, I know. I love the Mentalist, Castle, NCIS and Grey's Anatomy


I need to re-write old stories.

peace out

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

be who you are and say what you feel, those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind- Dr Seuss

I'm suffering from severe JDDS (otherwise known as Judgement Day Denial Syndrome) JDDS is an epidemic among us JIBBS shippers. Those of you in denial about Jenny's death, copy and pate this to your profile.

••) .•) .•.•) .•) Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer

я тебя люблю Jessie

Ship whore (I ship EVERYONE with EVERYONE)

Quotes and such that I cannot bring myself to remove

Patrick Jane: sniffs Mm. I smell dead people.

Mrs. Elkins: How can you be so cold?
Jane: Practice.

Jane: She fooled me.
Lisbon: The ultimate sin.
Jane: Yes, it is.

Patrick Jane: Honestly, it's not as bad as it looks.

Teresa: Tell me the truth.
Patrick: Truth. Darth Vader? Luke's father.

Kristina: Yeah. Calling, gift, as you like. There's no doubt that you have it. Why did you give it up?
Patrick: It's the suits. Chafing. Horrible.

Patrick Jane: She couldn't kill anyone unless they told her to in a firm voice

Cho: No, of course not. But I mean if dark forces did exist, it stands to reason there could be people who control them for their own ends.
Patrick: They're called investment bankers and they don't live around here, I assure you.

Patrick Jane: Oh, come on, guys. I just robbed a Russian mobster. You can't call Lisbon?

Patrick Jane: I did it, and the seas didn't boil and the sky didn't fall.

Patrick: All you need is a basic understanding of the evolutionary psychology of women, rigorously and fearlessly applied. You gotta know what buttons to press.
Teresa: Like we're toasters.
Grace: Like men don't have buttons too.
Patrick: Men are like toasters. Women... a little more like uh, accordions. (Teresa and Grace walk away) (To Rigsby) I thought that was a compliment.

Freddie: How are you feeling, Goldilocks. Feeling lucky?
Patrick: I'm sorry, are we here to share our feelings or to play cards?

Patrick Jane: Ah, yoga. Because standing on your head listening to flute music is definitely the answer.

Patrick Jane Quote: Yeah, you guys go find out. I'll find the couch. (Gets up.) Oh, there it is.

Patrick Jane Quote: Teenager: Yeah. Screw the cops.
Patrick: Even for a midget villain like yourself, that's an untenable ethical position. Every modern society has some kind of police force. It's like saying "screw the public transport system".

Teresa Lisbon: Get lost, Fluffy.

Teresa Lisbon: bite me

Teresa Lisbon: Things are getting weird, we're off to see a witch.

Teresa Lisbon: (talking about Patrick) No excuses. I mistakenly treat him as a responsible adult.

Jane: I have a pretty good idea where Cody Elkins is.
Lisbon: Sharing is good.

Jane: It's a worm. It's a fossilized worm.
Lisbon: I'm happy for you.

Teresa: Like you don't know you have major trust issues.
Patrick: I trust people. I trust you.
Teresa: No you don't, and I don't trust you either.
Patrick: It's upsetting to hear that. Really? You don't trust me?
Teresa: Of course not! How many times have you lied to me, misled me, tricked me? Is that trust? No

Teresa Lisbon: Oh, in the context of someone letting himself get hypnotized, nearly throwing his colleague off a building, and then finally being able to overpower a small crazy woman to retrieve the situation? You did okay.

Teresa Lisbon: This is a simple plan. It's when you start getting costumes and props that I get nervous.

Teresa Lisbon: Is there a word for uncanny and irritating?

Teresa Lisbon: You get me sick and I'm putting you on stakeout for a month!

Teresa Lisbon: Patrick: Oh, that sounds horribly tedious. Shout if you need me.
Teresa: Go ahead, relax. Enjoy yourself. God forbid you should do anything tedious.

Teresa Lisbon: Let's put a pin in that, shall we?

Teresa Lisbon: If he does anything wrong... if he jaywalks, shoot him!

Teresa Lisbon: Go to hell. Take a toothbrush!"
Teresa Lisbon: Is that a useful aha or and irritating aha?

Wayne Rigsby:
Grace: I don't like it.
Wayne: Me neither. What's the alternative?
Grace: It's immoral.
Wayne: I don't know about that. Say your brain gets cooked if you use 'em a lot. Make you infertile, too.
Grace: What are you talking about?
Wayne: Microwaves. What are you talking about?
Grace: The séance this evening!
Wayne: We were looking at the microwave!

Rigsby: Huh. We'll never get that lucky. Nope, we're gonna be talking to the hand for a long while.
Patrick: Why so glum? A case is a case.
Rigsby: We're in the middle of nowhere, windy as all hell, I haven't eaten anything. Dismemberment's are a bitch. You spend months assembling the victim, and there's always a piece missing.

Wayne Rigsby: Teenagers. I hate questioning teenagers. It's like talking to mud

Grace Van Pelt: I say we bring him in anyway. For creepiness.

Ben Machado: I didn't know you guys were cops.
Kimball Cho: You thought we were selling magazine subscriptions?

Mr. Wallcott: Are you sure about that, Agent Cho? Because I can make one phone call and your career is toast.
Cho: That's impressive. The best I can get with one call is a pizza.

Patrick: Vibes. Really? Vibes?
Cho: That's where he stares at the back of her neck for several hours. Women love that.

Cho: There's pineapple on it.
Grace: You can take it off.
Cho: I'll know it's been there.

Teresa Lisbon: We're looking for someone who doesn't like orange rabbits.

Mr Winston: How am I supposed to know who you are? You're banging on my door, CBI, CBI. Like that's supposed to mean something?
Cho: Yeah, we do need better brand awareness.

Rigsby: You have any plans for tonight?
Van Pelt: Home. TV.
Rigsby: Well...have fun.
Van Pelt: You too. (Leaves the room)
Cho: (to Rigsby) You're gonna die alone.

Kimball Cho Quote:
Rigsby: (On entering the lawyer's office) Jimmy marks on the door knob.
Cho: I doubt that was part of the original décor.

Cho: Bosco's team calls us Bert and Ernie.
Rigsby: You knew that, and you didn't say anything?
Cho: It would bother you.
Rigsby: It doesn't bother you?
Cho: No.
Rigsby: Why not?
Cho: Ernie's the clever, handsome one.

Teresa: It's not funny.
Patrick: It is a little.

Patrick: That's interesting. Look. Look at her eyes.
(They all look at Scarlett's eyes. Neither Teresa nor Rigsby notice anything. They wait for Jane to explain.)
Teresa: Hello! Use your words


Never let suspects stay together.
Gibbs (to Kate)Rule number one: Never let suspects stay together."
Never screw (over) your partner.
Gibbs: "Number one supersedes all of the others."
Jenny: "Never screw your partner?"
Gibbs: "Never screw OVER your partner."
Always wear gloves at a crime scene.
Gibbs (to Kate)"Rule number two: Always wear gloves at a crime scene."
Don't believe what you're told. Double check.
Gibbs "Rule number three: Don't believe what you're told, double check."
Kate: "Should I write these rules in my Palm Pilot or crochet them on pillows?"
Never be unreachable.
Ziva (after trying to reach McGee) "Rule number three..."
Tony: "Never be unreachable."
If you have a secret, the best thing is to keep it to yourself. The second-best is to tell one other person if you must. There is no third best.
Jenny: "It's your fault you know."
Gibbs: "For what, leaving or coming back?"
Jenny: "For teaching me your rules. Best way to keep a secret, keep it to yourself. Second best, tell one other person... if you must. There is no third best. (walking away) That's rule number four isn't it?"
Never say you're sorry. It's a sign of weakness.
Gibbs (to Kate) "Never say you're sorry. (laughing) You don't have to crochet that one."

Tony (to Gibbs): I broke rule #6. Never say you're sorry.
Gibbs: It was covered by rule #18.

Always be specific when you lie.
Gibbs (to Kate) "Rule number seven: Always be specific when you lie."
Never take anything for granted.
Abby (to McGee)"Rule number eight is gonna save you McGee!"
"Never date a co-worker? "
(to Tony) "Never go anywhere without your knife. "
(to Ziva)"Thought that was nine."
"Never take anything for granted."
(to Gibbs)"Correct El Jefe. But then again you did make up the rules."

Ziva: "I assume Gibbs would have checked that out last night."
Tony: "Rule number eight: Never assume anything."
Ziva: "To be precise it's, ah, never take anything for granted."

Never go anywhere without a knife.

Gibbs (while handing his knife to Tony) "Rule number nine:"

Gibbs & Kate (in unison)"Never go anywhere without a knife."

Tony: "Rule nine."
Atlas: "What?"
Tony: "Ya know those rule they teach you guys in the Marine Corps."
Atlas: "What rules?"
Tony: "Huh, I always suspected the fact that Gibbs was making that stuff up. Well... rule nine is, ah (undoing his belt), never go anywhere (pulling out his knife) without a knife."

Abby: Rule #9 'always keep a spare'.

Tony: I thought Gibbs said nine was 'always carry a knife.'
Abby: Not Gibbs' rules...mine.
Never get personally involved in a case.
Gibbs: You okay?
Tony: Not really. I broke rule number ten. Again. Never get personally involved in a case.
Gibbs: Yeah. That's the rule I've always had the most trouble with.
When the job is done, walk away.
Gibbs: "Rule number eleven, DiNozzo."
Tony: "I would never date a co-worker boss. Trust me. I mean, why would you even—that's twelve. Eleven... when the job is done, you walk away."
Never date a coworker.
Kate (to Tony)"Not my style, Tony. I would just shoot you."
Gibbs (just walking in)"That would be the reason for rule number twelve."
Kate: "Rule twelve?"
Gibbs: "Never date a co-worker."
Never, ever involve lawyers.

Tony: "Which means you've been here one day and already broken Gibbs' rule number thirteen."
Dwayne: "Rule number thirteen?"
Tony: "Yeah, rule number thirteen: Never, ever involve lawyers. Things are bound to turn nasty."

Always work as a team.
Jenny: "I heard your agents are pitted against each other. Wasn't that Gibbs' rule number fifteen? Always work as a team."
Gibbs: "Not on this one."
It's better to ask forgiveness than ask permission.
Jenny (to Gibbs) "Number eighteen: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission."
Never, ever interrupt Gibbs in interrogation.
Tony (to Ziva) "Rule number twenty-two: never, EVER bother Gibbs in interrogation."
Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live.
Kate (to Tony) "Maybe next time you should remember rule... twenty-three..."
Marine (laughing)"Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live."
There are two ways to follow.
1st way - they never notice you;2nd way - they only notice you.

Your case, your lead.
Gibbs (to Tony): "Your case, your lead. I think it's a rule."

There is no such thing as coincidence.

If it seems like someone's out to get you, they are.
Gibbs (to Abby): "Rule forty."
Abby (to Gibbs): "If you think someone is out to get you, they are."
First things first, hide the women and children.
Gibbs (to Camila Charo to tell Mike Franks)Tell him Rule 44"

Shannon (to Gibbs): "Forty-four. First things first, Hide the women and children. You're actually writing these down?"
Clean up your messes.
Tony (to Gibbs): "Where are you gonna be?"
Gibbs (to Tony): "At the mess I gotta clean up."
Tony (whispers to Ziva): "That's 45 ... basically."
Sometimes - you're wrong.
Gibbs (written after reminiscing about his wife and his rules)

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A New Beginning by Crimelover11 reviews
Set after Unexpected Surprises, Rick and Kate are married and have twins what's life like for them?
Castle - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,455 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Pulling Pigtails The High School Way by catatran33 reviews
As another school year starts, Kate is taken aback by new student, Rick Castle. What will happen when their paths fatefully cross? Will Castle's charm finally win her over? ... CHAPTER 19 1/7/12
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,237 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Rick C., Kate B.
Separation Anxiety by VioletHills reviews
Kate is given guardianship of a friend's one-year-old daughter. Castle tries to help in his own unique way. Chaos and fluff ensues.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 100,560 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Kate B., Rick C.
Tangled by Xx starlight-moon xX reviews
Lucius Malfoy begins a faltering romance with Narcissa Black. But Voldemort is on the ascent and Bellatrix is becoming increasingly unstable - while Cissy is beginning to see the world as it really is, and Lucius struggles to master his priorities . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 62,743 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Narcissa M., Lucius M.
The Queen of Heart's by SJoelle95 reviews
It's complicated." He said. "Dad, it's not complicated. She's the woman you love for Pete's sake." She said with a huff. "Loved." He corrected. "Loved." He repeated. Jibbs! AU Please R&R!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 77,042 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
Who Says You Can't Go Home by Riley Bernard reviews
Lisbon's team travels to small town Iowa in connection with a body found in a San Francisco state park. Grace's home town holds a lot of secrets about her past. Some she'd rather remain hidden.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,737 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Grace vP., Wayne R. - Complete
Of Finding Innocence by FanficwriterGHC reviews
When Kate Beckett went to get her book signed by Richard Castle, she never imagined that she'd end up meeting his daughter, much less offering to babysit for the afternoon. AU.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 330,428 - Reviews: 5404 - Favs: 3,282 - Follows: 1,602 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
You and me by rizzledindigochaser5582 reviews
When a one night stand leads to something Jane and lisbon never expected, how will they both react once she says "Patrick, Im pregnant"? Will the worst come to the worst or will things go to plan? SSS for COMPLETED!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,949 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Butterfly Kisses by Vance McGill reviews
Post DH. Pre-Epilogue. Sequel to Harry Potter and the Return to Hogwarts. This story follows the relationships of Ron and Hermione, and Harry and Ginny. Shipping: Ron/Hermione; Harry/Ginny; others. Multi-PoV. More Info Inside! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 276,855 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
It'll Be Fun by Tiva4evaxxx reviews
Lisbon and the team have to go to an outdoor activity centre for a week, camping. This could lead to some very interesting situations... Jisbon!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,053 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
A Past Reminder by Mrs. Elizabeth Gibbs reviews
What happens when a teenage girl with connections to Jen's past comes to the agency? How will her appearance affect the red-headed Director? And more importantly, what can this teenager do to the relationships between the agents of NCIS? Spoilers 3-5
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,204 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Parenthood Project by One and a Half Slytherins reviews
in alphabetical order: Blaise, Draco, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Lavender, Luna, Neville, Pansy, and Ron all sign up to become parents for the school year. Follow their year-long adventure into parenthood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,208 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011
Unexpected by Mrs. Elizabeth Gibbs reviews
Post-JD AU. The team solves a string of murders- all redheaded Marine wives. Abby and Tony go to Gibbs' house to check up on him- and find something...unexpected. Will it tear them apart, or can they forgive the man that holds them together? T to be safe.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,913 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
Milestones by tgrfan23 reviews
AU, Post-Conventioneers. Follow along as Wayne and Grace celebrate the important moments - big and small - in their lives as a couple. M rating is for smut, angst and adult themes. Ch. 23: the Rigsby family celebrates Valentine's Day. sort of
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,524 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Grace vP., Wayne R.
Holding it Together by newyork24-7 reviews
Life juggling a family, careers and a relationship is a lot more complicated than either Gibbs or Jenny could have imagined. Sequel to Second Chances, AU but still set in season 2.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,205 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Unexpected Surprises by Crimelover11 reviews
This carries straight on after Moving In. What did Kate want to say to Rick?
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 74,558 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
No Place That Far by Jethro's Jen reviews
Jethro Gibbs would walk through fire, ford flooded rivers and climb Mt. Everest for Jenny Shepard. But when "death" takes her from him, is he willing to follow? Post Judgement Day with a much more satisfying outcome.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,759 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard
Slave by ShunKickShunKers reviews
I think the title speaks for itself: Teresa, a young slave, is bought by Jane, a rich man against slavery. set in the early-mid 19th. Completely AU, you've been warned xD! Rated T might go up to M in further chapters COMPLETE!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,644 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
A Very Merry Christmas by Mrs. Elizabeth Gibbs reviews
There was no better way to spend Christmas than with your family. Jibbs family fluff. Same universe as 'Thankful'.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
Today, Tomorrow, Always by VCLvcl123 reviews
Sequel to One new message. You should really read that first. Castle and Beckett are back at the precinct. will things change now that everything is back to normal? Lanie/Esposito Caslte/Beckett fluff.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,941 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Complete
A New Year by susanatc reviews
Castle and Beckett spend New Year's Eve together. What changes will the new year bring for our favorite couple?
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,413 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Kaleidoscope Heart by Zayz reviews
T/Z. Tony successfully executes an elaborate heist to hack into Ziva's e-mail and finds out the truth about the guy in Miami - and the relationship spirals from there. A mature T. Complete!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,556 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Shots Heard Around the World by Mrs. Elizabeth Gibbs reviews
What happens when a mission goes south and Gibbs is forced to stay with Jenny until his wounds heal? And will the two of them be able to face both of their broken pasts and move forward? Jibbs, angst mixed with fluff, and a dash of smut for good measure.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,629 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Thankful by Mrs. Elizabeth Gibbs reviews
"We all have something to be thankful for." Jibbs family fluff. One-shot. Happy Thanksgiving!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Red Stains by Alamo Girl reviews
The 7 Deadly Sins are said to be a plague on the human soul. For Jane and Lisbon, this may be the literal truth. UPDATED: LUST
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,289 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Take Me Along by rizzledindigochaser5582 reviews
They both took their seperate ways 7 months ago and only one returned. When a heartbreaking phone call heightens Brennan's suspicions, at what lenghts will she go to track down Booth safely with the help of Angela and Hodgins?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
A Night at the Castles by rizzledindigochaser5582 reviews
After a tough day at work, Castle invites Kate to his place. She seem reluctant at first, not knowing she could have one of the best nights of her life!
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,212 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Rick C., Kate B.
Glee: Mentalist style: by rizzledindigochaser5582 reviews the cbi decides to set up a competition to raise funds for Haiti for a Glee styled singing contest against two of the cbi s best teams! Guess who? lots of singing and fun in this one guys and I wont kill anyone off in this one, I promise: enjoy!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,229 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010
IM chats by RunningWild14 reviews
This is a fic based around IM chats with our favourite team. Please read! JISBON, or whatever you wanna call it! EPILOUGE COMPLETE!
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,260 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
To Begin Again by Rina-the-Brave reviews
The team became Lisbon's family when she gave birth to her now, one year old daughter Arabella. She had thought Jane would take it hard but quite the opposite. Cases, fluff, new characters & Jane spoiling a little girl. Worth reading, I promise.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 85,989 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
I Want To Hold Your Hand by puuurpleprincess95 reviews
Grace Van Pelt had to face it. Patrick Jane knew that she was pregnant and that she hadn't told Wayne.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,754 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Grace vP., Wayne R. - Complete
Twist And Shout by angel-death-dealer reviews
"The door is locked, the shades are drawn and there are some questionable things being heard from outside." - Jane makes a discover and him and Lisbon stage an intervention to stop Rigspelt getting fired! Nothing but silly fluff.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Wayne R., Grace vP. - Complete
Strawberries and Chocolate peanuts by rizzledindigochaser5582 reviews
After a very random statement from Jane, Lisbon begins to think he s looking for something. But what? SSS present for raquelvalente91.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Sweet Dreams by angel-death-dealer reviews
Wayne goes home one night and puts his children to bed. Total Rigspelt fluff, I've become a sucker for the stuff.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Wayne R., Grace vP. - Complete
Sweetest Downfall by Imzadi83 reviews
Grae/Rigsby Set after "Aingevite Baa" Jane and Lisbon attempt damage control while Rigsby and Grace try to put the pieces back together.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,062 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Grace vP., Wayne R. - Complete
Land of the Leprechauns by rizzledindigochaser5582 reviews
Jane and Lisbon in Ireland. What possibly could go wrong?:D
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,760 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Vindictive by Kink Fluff Angst reviews
Wait a second. That was no crazed axe-murderer… That was her consultant! Patrick Jane/Sofa
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Patrick J.
Stop and Stare by rizzledindigochaser5582 reviews
This time Jane had gone too far.too far and broke his promise of protecting her. What if its Lisbons turn to protect Jane and at whats costs? Will love overcome anger and heartbreak? my really late May Jello forever entry- empty promises
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head by angel-death-dealer reviews
Jane/Lisbon. Jane's taking care of a four-year-old overnight, waiting for Child Services, when he finds another girl in his life needs taking care of as well.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,012 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Literal Pranks by Tinuviel Rose reviews
It's been a quiet week at the CBI and Jane has nothing better to do than pull pranks and embarrass Lisbon. Just a short one-shot with most of the team.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Complete
Black and Blue Sweetheart by ficlit78 reviews
Post Blood Money. Rigsby and Grace say one thing while the laws of heartbroken lovers say another. And they're dating new people. Both POVs. Rated M, because real life is punctuated with swearing and sex.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,400 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Grace vP., Wayne R. - Complete
Denim Dilemmas by waterbaby134 reviews
Photographs of formal occasions and Jane in jeans. And Lisbon hasn't had her coffee this morning. How will she cope? A Secret Santa gift for shoppingluva91. Pure fluff all the way. Rating now T!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,443 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Faces by madnxnw reviews
Ever mischievous when bored, Patrick Jane decides to put on a show in the office, much to the chagrin of Rigsby and VanPelt. --Pre-Rigsby/VanPelt relationship oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Complete
One Day I'll Wake Up by TeresaAmaliaJane reviews
A Vegas casino owner is murdered, Lisbon's hiding something and Jane makes it his mission to figure out what. Jisbon and slight Grigsby. Chapter 10 is officially fixed. Please R&R!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,657 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Detention Can Be A Very Good Thing by CMW2 reviews
High school is hell. High school with the NCIS gang? Now, that's just kickass. A high school fic challenge from Zadok. Of friendship,love, and #2 pencils... Part 1 of 3; NOW COMPLETE.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 50,528 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Complete
Something You Should Know by Mrs. Elizabeth Gibbs reviews
What happens when Jethro visits Jenny? What will he discover?
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,664 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Reprise by Sesamina reviews
Set in the future after the new boss tells Grigsby to decide between job and love. My take for one possible solution.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Grace vP., Wayne R.
Oranges by rizzledindigochaser5582 reviews
Grace has packed Rigsby s lunch again and has left him with the fruit he hates. Just a lil trick I learned and got jane to do it on an orange...Rigsby s orange!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Wayne R., Patrick J. - Complete
Second Chances by newyork24-7 reviews
An accident leaves Gibbs with a responsibility he never expected, but it could just be what he really needed. Rated T for safety
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 104,688 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
Open Your Eyes by rizzledindigochaser5582 reviews
What happens when Jane and Lisbon get locked into an old farm barn at 4am on New years morning and with a murderer on that territory? Will they get out before Austin places them as X marks the spot?JISBON! COMPLETED!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,288 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
AH! Theyre Nettles! by rizzledindigochaser5582 reviews
A one-shot for gracevanpelt on the jello forever forums! Prompt: Lisbon,Jane and Nettles... Based in the Middle of a forest, can you see where this is going? JNS D
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Who Stole the Cookie? by Ebony10 reviews
A cookie is missing from the Serious Crimes Unit. And the culprit is about to find out just what a serious crime really is. Written for Tylah for the Jello Forever Secret Santa.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year by dizzy - in - the - izzy reviews
With so little time until Christmas, it's time for the spirit to appear. Oneshot's that hopefully count down the days until Christmas, all pretty silly with light romance sprinkles. But hey, it isn't the holiday season without some insanity.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,187 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Complete
Three Year Olds by OutCold reviews
The team messing around in a diner at Christmas time. Established VP/Rigsby and hints of Jisbon. Present for dizzy - in - the - izzy, she's already laughing at the title.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2009
You belong with me,Jane! by rizzledindigochaser5582 reviews
First story! Lisbon is feeling a little upset over jane and his new girlfriend. Who will he choose? Her or his boss lisbon? A christmassy kind of story! Based on the song by taylor swift "You belong with me"...I dont own this song taylor does!Enjoy! JNS.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The House of Ill Repute by ficlit78 reviews
COMPLETE. It's Halloween and the boys want to know what Grace is up to. A bit of friendly stalking isn't a big deal, right? Little does Jane know that following her will lead him to a kindred spirit. Total smutty Grigby, smutty Jane/OC and Cho/OC.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 101,884 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Wayne R., Grace vP. - Complete
Christmas with The Mentalist by Frogster reviews
Our favorite team gathers for a holiday party at Lisbon's. Includes how Jane is like Teflon and those seductive strawberries. Implied Jisbon. Written for gracevanpelt for the Jello-Forever Secret Santa exchange. First Mentalist fic-please read and review!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Kiss and Make Better by ficlit78 reviews
COMPLETE! Post Red Sauce. Grace feels bad about tasering Rigsby and takes him out for a beer. Tipsy Grace plus Rigsby in track suit equals hot stuff. Total smuffy Grigsby.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,902 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Grace vP., Wayne R. - Complete
Caught Red Handed by WhenPencilMeetsPaper reviews
What will happen once Patrick Jane starts pointing out certian things to Agent Van Pelt? What will become of Rigsby and Van Pelt's relationship now? This will be a multi-chapter story set anytime after "Russet Potatoes".
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,386 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Wayne R., Grace vP. - Complete
Difference by Sesamina reviews
Why is it that she now liked stakeouts much more than only a few years ago? Oh, right... the man sitting beside her. *blush* Another little one - shot, it's supposed to inspire me to write more. Set sometime after Russet Potatoes...hehe
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Grace vP., Wayne R. - Complete
Sneaky woman by Sexysaxist reviews
Van Pelt and Lisbon gang up on Jane and rattle his confidence. Silly, with slight Van Rigsby. one shot- complete. mild language.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Grace vP. - Complete
Undercover by Penelope Louise reviews
Things are going to get interesting when Lisbon and Jane have to go undercover... as a married couple.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,076 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A first time for everything by Geektaire reviews
Lisbon’s many firsts….. JISBON
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Boy or Man by superwoman1015 reviews
This is a sort of post ep to Russet Potatoes. This will be a two shot. First part is Rigsby/Van Pelt. Second part Jisbon, but nothing like the first part. Now part 3 added, will be the last part, has a little bit of Jisbon and Rigsby/Van Pelt.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,405 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Wayne R., Grace vP., Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Blood Red Kiss by superwoman1015 reviews
Post ep to Bloodshot. This is a what if. I started to think, what if the Janitor hadn't come into the bathroom at the end of the scene with Van Pelt and Rigsby. This was going to be a fluffy one shot, but that's not how it ended up. Will be two parts.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - [Grace vP., Wayne R.] - Complete
30 Shades of Red by Ebony10 reviews
A collection of 30 shorts/drabbles. Most Jisbon utimately Jisbon , but a lot simply Lisbon/Jane centric. Each chapter will alternate viewpoints.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 22,584 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Day at the Mall by superwoman1015 reviews
The team has a weekend off and they all head to the mall. What happens when they meet up with each other. Van Pelt/Rigsby and Jisbon. COMPLETE!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,014 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
High School Times, High School Problems by AmberKyep reviews
TIME WARP. Well sort of. All the CSIs and Ecklie, Archie and some other people are all high school students at Robinson High. And they are going to face some High School problems hence the title of the story.I have No idea where this one's going, you'll h
CSI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 73,437 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 7/21/2005
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red ivy high reviews
grace is 16 and is starting a new school where she meets the cbi gang, but as her and others pasts unfold, things start getting weird around the school, and nothing is making sense to anyone. rated T for cursing and future chapters
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 49,096 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Wayne R., Grace vP.
Christmas Special reviews
this is a oneshot for christmas with all my favourite shows including NCIS The Mentalist, Castle, Bones and Law And Order:SVU.AU sorta. parings are jibbs, mcabby, tiva, jisbon, rigspelt, chelise, caskett, lanesposito, B&B, Hodgela, E&O.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/21/2010
Take Me To New Zealand reviews
jane surprises the team by taking them on a trip halfway around the world, to a country that none of them have ever heard of. there will be jisbon and rigspelt! rated T, coz rigsby and grace cant keep their hands off each other, enjoy!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,406 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Grace vP., Wayne R.
10 song drabbly things reviews
shows include mentalist, castle, bones, SVU NCIS, but highly dominated by rigspelt and the mentalist, duh, its me. rigspelt, jisbon, caskett, B&B mcabby E&O. this is my excuse for not updating my other stories.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Complete
blood red snow reviews
a wealthy woman is found dead and a rather interesting love triangle is formed, its up to the CBI team to see through the lies. there will be rigspelt! rated T for cursing and future chapters
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,145 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Grace vP., Wayne R. - Complete
the mentalist oneshots reviews
a collection of one shots that wander into my head that i cannot be bothered developing. rigspelt like normal, but if jisbon sneaks in, im not stopping it! also contains janes typical musings rated T incase i feel brave enough to write smut and cursing
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Grace vP., Wayne R.
disney one shots reviews
im a sucker for disney songs, from their original movies, like Pocahontas my fave Alladin and so on. rigspelt, jisbon, jane, the usual. will try get around 10 or so up, dunno
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2010
the butchers red knife reviews
a girl is found murdered on her best friends grave and her other friend is missing, is this a jealousy issue, or is there someting more? and despite the bosses rules, rigsby and grace are still sneaking around the office, and other places. rated T
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,620 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Grace vP., Wayne R. - Complete
crimson chalk chapter form reviews
an ex prisoner is found dead on his door step and the only clue is a note written in chalk. grace and rigsby grow even closer and janes mentalism skills are put to the test. also this is in chapter form
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,445 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Grace vP., Wayne R. - Complete
crimson chalk reviews
a ex prisoner has been killed and the only clue is written in blue chalk. van pelt and rigsby get even closer and patricks mentalism is tested to its max.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,453 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Grace vP., Wayne R. - Complete