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PREMIER STORY:

"The Songs of the Hopeful" - COMING SOON!

Orphaned and lost in the dangerous Australian wilderness, three unlikely
sisters must learn to use their unique talents to survive a harrowing and
exciting journey to fame and freedom, facing the dangers of life every step
of the way.
This is the incredible origin story of Brittany, Jeanette, and Eleanor Miller.


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So who am I?
My favorite name to go by is Salroah, the Raconteur, a word which means
"a person who tells small stories in really big ways." Ever since I was young
I've been reading, writing, and drawing to bring my crazy ideas to life. I was
given a 12th Grade reading level in 3rd Grade, and of all my subjects, reading
was my obsession.
Now, I've come here. A long time ago I wrote a story here, over 250,000 words
long. That was 2011, and through a series of unfortunate emotional events, I gave
up on that tale a long time ago, so you won't find it here anymore. In fact, you may
remember me by my old name, Victory's Raconteur."
I don't regret my decision but I regret giving up on my readers. I doubt any of my old
fans are still around. With that in mind, I don't plan on giving up on you. With your
help, I can push through my doubt and finish what I begin.
Let's do this all together.

Welcome to my world.
With my greatest respects,
~Salroah


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Starfish

One day an older man was walking along a bright yet dreary
strip of the beach, which had been ravaged just yesterday by
a terrible typhoon.
Now, the sun shone brightly, illuminating the destruction...but,
to the man's astonishment, he suddenly realized that the sand
was littered with starfish, all washed ashore by the ferocity of
the storm. There were thousands of them, he could see, and the
dying creatures were scattered as far as his vision could tell along
the coastline, drying up beneath the scorching sun.
But then he noticed something else: a young boy, running frantically
back and forth from the beach to the water; as the man approached,
he realized that the boy was dashing around, gathering as many
starfish as he could, and rushing to throw them back into the water.
The man watched for quite a while, the sun beating down on his skin,
but the boy paid no mind.
Run, grab, run, throw, run, grab, run, throw..
Finally, the man cleared his throat and said:
"My lad, what are you doing there?"
"Saving these starfish," the boy replied breathlessly, never slowing.
"I see, but..." the man guestured down the coastline at the thousands
of creatures strewn across the sand, "There are so many!"
"Then I will save as many as I can..." the boy replied, throwing more
starfish back into the sea.
"But...you may grow weary, out here in the sun," the man continued,
"It's my discomfort for thier lives, is it not?" the boy said, gathering up
a few of the animals from around the man's feet.
"But...you can't possibly think to save them all!" the man argued, guesturing
once again, "Does it really matter if you save a hundred out of a hundred thousand?"
At this, the boy paused, staring into the man's eyes with a wise, youthful
gleam in his own. Without a word, he took up a dying starfish from beside
the man's shoe, and stared solemly as it weakly tried to curl one arm
around his small finger.
"It matters to this one..." he said,
And he threw it into the ocean.

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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.
But sometimes,
the most beautiful
apples at the top of
the tree begin to think:
perhaps they are not as
good as the others and that is why no one
wants to pick them. So they fall, all the way to the ground,
and hurt themselves only because they feel...worthless. Unimportant.
And then, it is up to a kind-hearted man to simply reach down, and take the 'apple' from the ground
with a tender, caring hand. But alas, you must act fast; the perfection of that beautiful apple will not last forever,
lying there on the ground. You must find it, take it, care for it, before the worms of the ground can ruin it from the inside out.
And your reward: a beautiful, fresh 'apple', and the thought in mind that it was you who saved it from such a terrible demise.


Whale Wars...

"Back in July of 1975, we descended into a trough between some, whales.
And we just sat there in this boat, really, transfixed...
As a whale rolled about on the surface, I...caught his eye.
And he looked straight at us, and I saw understanding,
I saw that the whale understood what we were trying to do.
But the other thing I saw in that eye was pity.
...And not for himself, or for his kind, but for
us.
And at that moment the harpoon went over out heads,
and slammed into the backside of one of the females of the pod.
And she screamed and rolled on her side...it was like a woman
screaming.
And I said well here we are destroying this intelligent, socially complex, beautiful creature,
and that's when it occured to me...
We're insane.
As a species...we're insane.
So quite frankly I don't care what people think about what we do.
They can criticize me all they want but...thier opinions mean nothing to me."

-Paul Watson, Captain of the Steve Irwin battleship.
Leader of the Sea Shepherd active conservationist / whale protection group.

Post if you support thier efforts to defend these beautiful creatures of the sea.


Below you'll find all the adventures I've brought along to share with all of you.
I've put my heart and soul into each and every page, worked to produce stories
of professional quality that'll be sure to give your emotions a ride.
Choose a link and begin a journey.
As always, if you enjoy my work, please leave a review. Every single one is
dear to me, and it's those alone that keep me going.

~Salroah, the Raconteur

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Little Wonders by starbin21 reviews
Sequel to "Stolen." Simon and Jeanette heal from their monstrous ordeal by themselves and together through the miraculous journey that we call life, where they will find the true meaning of love, loss, and family.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,962 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/28/2015 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Simon S., Jeanette M.
When the Last Leaf Falls by EverythingAtOnce reviews
It all started with a promise. To make the promise more durable, it turned into a bet. He'd return to her with a beating heart, while she'd stay straight, and keep her love for him. If one or the other broke the promise, in other words losing the bet, then he'd walk away, all respect lost for her, and never speak to her again; for her, all pride and love she had for him would die.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
SIM·N by Spring-Heel-Jacq reviews
Telling of WALL·E but with anthropomorphic animals replacing robots.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,265 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Simon S., Jeanette M.
The Chipmunk Chronicles by SPARK187 reviews
A story that evolved because of a bout of insomnia. The Chipmunks and Chipettes are in college. What will happen when a serial killer is loose on Campus and targeting The Chipettes? Rated M just in case.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,211 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Complete
Dreamhaven: A Chipmunk Story by BusyLovingChipmunks reviews
The first step to fighting darkness...is courage.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,617 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011
Just a Feeling by Periosha Seville Andrews reviews
Story based on a song by Maroon 5, dedicated to IluvTheChipmunks. Based on her story Don't be afraid to fall in love. Reviews kindly appreciated!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Brittany M.
Of Good and Of Evil: The Final Stand by Periosha Seville Andrews reviews
These men turn night into day; in the face of darkness they say, 'Light is near.' Job 17:12
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,000 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010
Of Good and Of Evil: Next To You by Periosha Seville Andrews reviews
Fourth and last pairing of one-shots for TFS! Based after Christmas special... R&R! XD Dedicated to all my friends here on the AATC archive!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,729 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Theodore S., Eleanor M. - Complete
The Chipmunks and Chipettes Go Christian by Sora1995 reviews
When Simon and Jeanette hear a song by a Christian group they love it, but what happens when the Chipmunk and Chipettes start singing Christian? And what happens when the group that made them go Christian meets them? I made Chapter 5 longer!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,499 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010
The Darkness Comes: What Hurts The Most by Winddragon Eternal reviews
Life goes on for the Sevilles and Millers after Phelan's departure from the group. Everyone's handling this well, except for one particular Chipette - and she decides to deal with it in the best way possible. Written by Periosha.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Brittany M. - Complete
The Darkness Comes by Winddragon Eternal reviews
When an unknown chipmunk stumbles into the Seville household, the Chipmunks take him in as one of their own. Little do they know of their new friend's dark powers, or the consequences his presence will bring. Introducing my OC, Phelan!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,442 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Complete
The Thoughts of Two by Akira Sieghart reviews
When Dave and the Chipmunks leave, they leave bonds that are almost broken. Alvin and Brittany write to themselves about their experiences over their years apart, however, when the Chipmunks suddenly return, how will they react? BETTER THAN SUMMARY!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 4,453 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
Vulnerable by starbin21 reviews
Misinterpretations lead to confrontations, which in turn lead to confessions... Long overdue request from LeeJay83.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Jeanette M., Simon S. - Complete
Stolen by starbin21 reviews
Two families are thrown into a world of chaos when Simon and Jeanette disappear, while the couple has to fend for themselves when they find that the only one they can trust is each other as they try to find a way to escape...SimonxJeanette.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,506 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Simon S., Jeanette M. - Complete
Of Good and Of Evil: At The Beginning by Periosha Seville Andrews reviews
Christmas Special of my TFS saga... with my Christmas message and a little game for all you readers... R&R! Happy Holidays!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Complete
TFS: On All Hallows Eve by Periosha Seville Andrews reviews
A Halloween Special to Of Good and Of Evil: The Final Stand. Multi-chap just so you know. Please R&R! Enjoy!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,593 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010
The Chipettes Meet the Wolfman by Pontiac56 reviews
An alternate storyline to 'Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman'. What if it wasn't Thedore that was given the dreaded curse of the wolf, but a certain Chipette in pink!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 128,726 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Brittany M., Alvin S.
Of Good and Of Evil: The Way You Are by Periosha Seville Andrews reviews
A simple A/B one-shot based on my story "Of Good and Of Evil: The Final Stand" this event is based on one of the future chapters I have in store for the mother story... R&R!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Banana Pancakes by starbin21 reviews
Simon convinces Jeanette to take a sick day with him. If you enjoyed "Ab Ovo, From the Egg;" this is a continuance of sorts with a pleasant surprise. You don't have to read "Ab Ovo" to understand this one, but they go together. Rated T for insinuations.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Simon S., Jeanette M. - Complete
What happens out of love by IluvTheChipmunks reviews
Global superstars Alvin and Brittany are trying to keep their teenage parenthood away from the public by keeping their daughter, Melody, a secret. But what happens when their evil ex-manager Ian Hawke finds out and exposes their secret to the world?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,470 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
For The First Time by Kali101 reviews
Sometimes life takes over and we enter a dreadful state, one we fear we may never leave, but that's why we have each other...to keep close and always remember that "first time", so then we can stay strong and keep going..forever. AlvinXBrittany :D ENJOY!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Wish I'd Known You Better by Winddragon Eternal reviews
When an unusual death affects Jeanette and Simon, she is left heartbroken and he does what he can to comfort her. Oneshot.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Simon S., Jeanette M. - Complete
TFH: In the Arms of An Angel by Periosha Seville Andrews reviews
Song-fic based on Ven's YT songs... I was inspired by it... Hope you enjoy! Note... this is a sidestory to TFH... it has nothing to do with the original story... R&R and NO FLAMES!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
The Accidental cheerleader based on the book by Queen of Cartoons reviews
Brittany sign herself and Jeanette up for cheerleading when Jeanette doesn't want to. But then Jeanette ends up in the spot light a Brittany becomes the macot. Soon, Jeanette feels torn between Brittany and her fellow cheerleaders. includes the sisters
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,069 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010
In Their Hearts by Akira Sieghart reviews
After a fight between the brothers during their senior year in high school, each had vowed never to speak to each other again. Ten years later, the three recieve the worst news they could've imagined and struggle to cooperate with each other again...
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,456 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
Driven by Love: Goodbye? by Akira Sieghart reviews
He promised that he'd never leave her... that he'd always love her... so, why? Why did he do it? What did she ever do to deserve something like this?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Brittany M. - Complete
Ab Ovo, From the Egg by starbin21 reviews
Simon's simple breakfast-in-bed proposal plan for Jeanette goes horribly wrong...or perhaps it works for the best. SimonxJeanette. One shot.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Simon S., Jeanette M. - Complete
Driven by Love: Book 1: Everyone Makes Mistakes by Akira Sieghart reviews
Alvin and Brittany are finally on good terms. However, over one mistake, the lives of the Sevilles and Millers are thrown completely upside down. As the clock is ticking, Alvin and Brittany find themselves racing to save each other before it's too late.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 94,728 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
The Importance of VE Day by sawyer105 reviews
In Social Studies class, Brittany learns the importance of V-E Day, the day World War 2 ended in Europe. So how does a picture, a certain drawing and Alvin Seville obtain into this mess. Well lets start from the beginning... Oneshot
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
What Science Can't Solve by Akira Sieghart reviews
It's a bad day…' I told myself, but I shook my head and corrected myself. 'No, not a bad day… it's a horrible day…'
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Simon S. - Complete
Black and Blue by Esperata reviews
Alvin's mistake has cost Simon and Jeanette dearly. The road to recovery will be difficult. Different to my other stories so let me know what you think.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,168 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Jeanette M. - Complete
Superman by starbin21 reviews
He was a hero. To her, he was Superman...and she came to realize that even Superman bleeds every now and again.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
Gone Forever by Akira Sieghart reviews
Alvin and Brittany have recently broken up after a huge fight between the two. However, they are being forced to perform together. How will their relationship affect the show? *one-shot* It's better than it sounds, it's also my first songfic!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Her Secret Pain by SawyerSeville19 reviews
Brittany is going through some pain, and refuses to let anyone know what it is. Can Alvin manage to make her defense fall and get her to talk to him? Rating may change in later chapters.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,905 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Soaked With Guilt by SawyerSeville19 reviews
Alvin pulls a prank on Brittany. But what should he do, when he starts to feel guilty afterward?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Of Eggs and parenting : Chipmunk Style by Somnion reviews
Three eggs, three couples, three unique experiences. With an assignment on parenting, how will the Chipmunks and Chipettes fare with Alvin and Brittany's quarrels, Simon's accidental dismissal of Jeanette's maternal instincts and Theodore's huge appetite
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,088 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Complete
Saving Private Jeanette by Seymour Butz reviews
Simon and Brittney just can't ever get along with each other, but they'll have to set aside their differences, and work together, when the one girl they both love the most is in a life threatening situation. Don't forget to read my other tales.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,528 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Jeanette M., Simon S. - Complete
To Lose Yourself! by LadyRaven-321 reviews
When Simon disappears, the Seville Family is devastated. But when the logical-minded chipmunk returns, they are shocked to see the changes he has made... **Revised and grammar/spelling corrected, finally! *COMPLETE*
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 69,340 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/14/2003 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Simon S. - Complete
Button Nose reviews
When Alvin's latest prank goes way too far, he stresses his friendship with Brittany to the breaking point. Now, it's time to decide whether his pride is worth losing her companionship forever.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,463 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
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