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Author has written 4 stories for House of Night, and Skulduggery Pleasant series.

Hello, I'm Katy :) I'm an aspiring writer and I LOVE Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy, along with Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Divergent etc! Welcome to my profile!

(P.S. Sorry about all of the quotes and everything! I do realise they're a lot but I love them all and don't want to get rid of them!)

A Random Skulduggery Pleasant quote from book 3, The Faceless Ones

"...'Valkyrie asked. 'They're a little conspicuous.'

Crux sneered. "That's kind of a big word for a thirteen-year-old isn't it?'

Valkyrie resisted the urge to hit him. 'Actually no, its fairly standard,' She replied. 'Also I'm fourteen. Also, your beard's stupid.'

'Isn't this fun?' Skulduggery said brightly. 'The three of us getting along so well.'"

LOL! LOVE this bit :D It's one of my favourites. (Also page 83 or 93, cant remember. Its the last page of a chapter though. When they're at Kenspeckle's XD) If you dont read Skulduggery Pleasant, I definitely recommend it :D

"So the Myan calendar ends in 2012. So what? My calendar ends in December. I just buy a new one." -Mr. Youngblood (Geography teacher)
"Don't jugde books by their movies." -Unknown
"All the history of human life has been a struggle between wisdom and stupidity." -Philip Pullman
"A book, too, can be a star, a living fire to lighten the darkness, leading out into the expanding universe." -Madeleine L'Engle
"Life is pain highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something." -William Goldman (Princess Bride)
"What strange creatures brothers are!" -Jane Austen
"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer." -Douglas Adams
"Life is wasted on the living." -Douglas Adams
"Books have to be heavy because the whole world's inside them." -Cornelia Funke
"Lord, what fools these mortals be!" -William Shakespeare
"Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away." -Robert Maynard Hutchins (no idea who that is...)
"Education: The path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty." -Mark Twain
"Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life." -Picasso
"Advertising is legalized lying." -H.G. Wells
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -Albert Einstein
"I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells." -Dr. Seuss
"I can't imgaine anything worse than being required to have fun." -Scott Westerfeld
"Life is nothing without a little chaos to make it interesting." -Amelia Atwater-Rhodes
"For Halloween I wore a suit, red converse and a trench coat; people kept giving me strange looks because I told them I was dressed up as an alien." -Unknown
"Someday our generation is going to rule the population. So we keep on waiting on the world to change." -John Mayer
"Bees are aliens?!" -Donna Noble
“Humans have an irrational fear of the dark. The thing is, it isn’t irrational.” -10th Doctor

Whoever said "nothing is impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

You know it’s going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Education is important. Although school is another matter entirely.

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic. In other words, amateurs should do everything.

Music is love in search of words.

Always forgive your enemies, it's the best way to annoy them out of their minds.

I used to be normal, until I met those freaks I now call my best friends.

I ran with scissors and lived!

I don't obsess. I just think intensely.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

When Life gives you lemons, make a bomb. sizzle MY EYES! THEY'RE BEING BURNED BY THE ZESTY LEMON BOMB!

The knack of flying is attempting to fall . . . and missing the ground.

Somebody needs a happy meal.

When life gives you lemons, make lime-ade and let the world wonder how you did it.

Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
- Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
- Advising the President.
- Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin. David Letterman

Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question

The quickest way to a man's heart is not through the stomach but through his chest, with an axe.

Monday is a hard way to spend one-seventh of your life.

I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

(Drawing back a fist) How would you like to donate blood... through your nose?

Order is for idiots, genius can handle chaos

Love is a perky little elf dancing a merry little jig and then, suddenly, he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. matt groening

A rebel with a cause is a hero; a rebel without one is stupid

The secret to life is that there is no secret at all and you don't get your money back.

Save a tree... Eat a beaver

Just when you think you've hit rock bottom, someone goes and throws you a shovel...

Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle

If you were in the street on fire, I'd put you out with gasoline

I remember reading that scientists once believed the universe was made of hydrogen, because it was the most plentiful ingredient found. If that theory holds any truth, then I believe it to be made of stupidity.

Due to management cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel will now be switched off

Crazy? Once I was crazy. They locked me in a room to die. Die? I don't want to die. All the mice will get me. Mice? I hate mice. They drive me crazy. Crazy? Once I was crazy. They locked...

Can't sleep clowns will eat me... Can't sleep clowns will eat me... Can't sleep clowns will eat me... Can't sleep clowns will eat me... Can't sleep clowns will eat me...

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

When in doubt, make up words

I find the phrase "Good Morning" an oxymoron.

Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends," is like your dog dying, and your mom saying you can keep it.

You're just jealous that the little voices are talking to me.

I knew something was wrong when my imaginary friends would talk to me.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the doorbell and run away; he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Therapist = The/rapist . . . Scary thought.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

You can't wait for inspiration; you have to go after it with a club.

Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it thinks about dogs.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

Ooooo . . . A life. Where can I download one?

I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor"--a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.

Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun!

Sometimes I wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive anyway

Life's tough...Get a helmet

I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!

SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...

If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends

Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

Everyone Is Entitled To Their Own Opinion, It Just That Yours Is Stupid

Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain

Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!

My WEREWOLF can beat up your VAMPIRE!!

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."

"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"Nothing worse than getting your pigtails shot off..."

"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

-An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

-Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

-One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

-You know, 1/7 people have fallen of there nut. Look at 6 of your friends, and if they're all good, IT"S YOU!

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. They spend the second part telling us to sit down and shut-up

-When somebody annoys you, it takes up 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to reach out and punch the hell outa them. You can do so 10 times and still have 2 muscles to waste! BARGAINBARGAINBARGAIN

-Be insane. Well behaved girls are no fun to read about

--If you can't BEAT them, JOIN them

If you can't JOIN them, BRIBE them

If you can't BRIBE them, BLACKMAIL them

If you can't BLACKMAIL them, KILL them

If you can't KILL them, your SCREWED

--I had a friend once. Then his rope broke and he ran for it

-I took the less traveled road... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?

-DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now.

Life sucks and then you die. get over it.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House.

-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

-I do not deny everything.

-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage.

Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop frowning, the winds gonna blow it that way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a carrot if you eat any more.

25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.

"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."

26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

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His and Her Broken Bones by NerdySkeleton reviews
Oneshots and goofy little stories involving any and all Skulduggery Pleasant characters I mostly wrote when I was 13-15. Sorry about that. Mostly Valduggery, too. Not sorry about that. Thanks for reading!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 119 - Words: 120,358 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 5/25/2009
The Sorrows Contract by iphis16 reviews
There's really no other way to look at it: from the time they first met to the time they died, they have really made no worse decision than taking the Sorrows contract. Zephyr/Sev twoshot, M for Language, Insinuation and heteroerotism.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Zephyr, Sev - Complete
Foreknown by iphis16 reviews
The wind sang and her world turned. Oneshot, not particularly romance-dependent. K-plus for vaguely dark themes.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Shards of a Heart by Sweethearted reviews
AU, multichap, shipless, Clarabelle-centric. T for Language and Insinuation.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Clarabelle
Sirocco by iphis16 reviews
Zephyr/Sev in five drabbles. T for heteroerotism, complete.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Zephyr, Sev - Complete
Bones and Brains by Lili789 reviews
A series of Skulduggery Pleasant drabbles mostly focus on Valduggery or Skulduggery and Valkyrie Cain.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 10,361 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Razorblade Romance by evildead96 reviews
Sanguine gets second thoughts about a very intersting girl he is supposed to kill, she wanted him dead but does she change her mind when their hearts meet?
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,157 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 1/30/2010 - B-R. Sanguine
The Smiling Detective by Flaring Rhythm reviews
Friends, family, laughter, romance. Through the good times, the bad times, and, indeed, the slightly strange times, friends are there for eachother. Skulduggery and Valkyrie are there for eachother. Good lord. Valduggery/Fletchyrie/Ghanith/Others. Songfic
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 152 - Words: 101,804 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009
Crack by TheDeliquent9 reviews
WARNING CONTAINS SERIOUS CRACK! Well we all know a life with Skulduggery and Valkyrie wouldn't be normal. Rated T because I think Skulduggery is a pervert. Valduggery with a tad of Ghanith.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 20,361 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Valduggery, Ghanith, and a whole lot of revelation by LythiaHarpen reviews
It's Valduggery, Ghanith, and Fletchia galore! Fights, weddings, amusement, general mayhem, and a whole lot of OC's! Songfics, madness, Flaring and romance are sure to equal a lot of laughter!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 99 - Words: 79,540 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009
Tibbits on the life of Valduggery! by TheBlueBottle reviews
Little stories on Valduggery and Ghanith! Blah blah...you guys know the rest! R/R please! Rated T for lots of stuff! XD
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,621 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/20/2009
A Bouquet For You by ArtsyChick reviews
Flowers symbolize a variety of things, from love to honesty to rejection; in this case, they are symbols in a series of oneshots featuring the cast of "Skulduggery Pleasant" and varying degrees of Valduggery-ness.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,922 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Random Pieces of My Mind by REn cI ShA ShoU. Mercy-Killer reviews
Random things and insane stories from the mind of yours truly.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 23,159 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010
Little Surprises by Crystal Rosen reviews
Sequel to Mackinac Island Mayhem. Skulduggery and Valkyrie are sent back to the island for another problem, but Valkyrie seems to have bigger problems than a couple rogue vampires. Sorry this sucks and it might change...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,994 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010
History by iphis16 reviews
Skulduggery/Solomon and Valkyrie/Solomon oneshot. T for Language, Insinuation, heteroerotism and homoerotism. SolomonPOV.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 3/3/2010 - S. Wreath - Complete
A few random oneshots about Valduggery and Ghanith by herp-di-derp reviews
Just random Valduggery oneshots. Enjoy :D Title and summary is changed by the way. Please R&R :D
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 34,861 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009
Sarcastic Arrogance by Firelle Nym reviews
A collection of short stories about Fletcher Renn and Valkyrie Cain. Varied situations and genres. Fletchyrie. Rated T, but not applicable to all chapters. Rating may change if ever I go there... Enjoy!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,239 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Fletcher R., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
The Story Of Their Life by LassieLowrider reviews
Earlier 'The Big Ass Tree'. This is now a collection of oneshots, all centered around either Valduggery or Ganith. If it offends you, then don't read it. T to be on the safe side.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Complete
Love is for the Weak by Druna Malgood reviews
Oneshot. Valkyrie gets forced to go to school, Tanith gets hyper, Ghastly gets injured, Fletcher gets chicken thrown at him and Skulduggery looses interest. It's all happening here folks.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Fletcher R., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Till the end by Elmo99 reviews
This takes place after Mortal Coil but I decided to completely disregard the fact that Tanith is taken over.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Once Upon A Time by NerdySkeleton reviews
Skulduggery Pleasant and his friends never seem to live in a nice fairy tale world, and never get a "happily ever after" ending. Let's change that, shall we? Crack and normal pairings. Updates are erratic. Reading and reviewing is much obliged :D
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,685 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010
Drabbles&Sonfics with the crew by DelphianBleak reviews
Give it a chance? :p A bunch of sonfics, if a liked storyline, if asked may carry on, warning : valduggery & Ganith are present here! wiht an OC - Delphian Bleak :p previously just some more songfics! : xDBx
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,993 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010
The Skeleton In Her Closet and other drabbles by LittleMissSkull reviews
Drabble time everyone! Friendship, parings and songs! A lot of song drabbles, 'cause I like writing them so much...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,005 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009
His Confession by Lady Alyss reviews
A funny fic if Skulduggery confessed something to Valkyrie...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Everyday the Valduggery Way by Flaring Rhythm reviews
Everyday in our lives is usually the same, boring thing. But when you throw in some magic, a skeleton and some strange friends, it makes the days more...interesting. Lets just hope the police don't catch us anytime soon... Valduggery, Ghanith
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 18,041 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009
After Tempted by DarkEyedFreak reviews
My version of the next book in the HoN series Burned . Zoey is on a journey to try to piece her soul back together and return to the House of Night while Stark tries to struggle through the loss of his priestess and protects her body as much as he can
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,497 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Zoey R., J. Stark - Complete
To Seduce a Skeleton by NerdySkeleton reviews
Valkyrie Cain is no average Casanova, so she has to wonder what she can do to get the great Skulduggery Pleasant. Between her diary ramblings and battles between crazed spiritual fanatics, she wonders if she'll ever get the guy. Rated T for violence.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,339 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
Chasing Rainbows by ilovetaylorlautnerforever09 reviews
renesmee turns 13 and realizes life is not always like the easy ride bella and edward made it for her.boys,trouble, and a whole lotta vampires! R & R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 59 - Words: 39,085 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Cute Little Incidents by Crystal Rosen reviews
A bunch of drabbles I made up. Mainly Valduggery. Enjoy!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,325 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010
Therapeutic Trick by NerdySkeleton reviews
Written for Basic-Bookworm's challenge. Greaya Smith has forced Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain into a room together, in hopes of getting them to find their romance . A cardboard cut out helps things move along, too.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Complete
The Orphanage by Flaring Rhythm reviews
The orphange of 'Safe Haven' holds secrets of darkness,disturbing happenings,and dark echoes of dark children.Can Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie cain save everything before it's too late? Or will it all fall? Some major Valduggery 8D
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009
Divine Sorrows by evildead96 reviews
When a stranger appears at China's door and isn't at all a stranger, what happens when Skulduggery is all caught in the middle and is Valkyrie too dazed by the truth, or Divine?
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,876 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - China S., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Casting Spells by Tunica Spellcaster reviews
When life gets boring and all the villains have seemed to evaporated, a person from Skulduggery's past asks him for help and everything turns into chaos! Secrets are revealed! etc. Incredibly funny. Please read and review. My first Skulduggery story.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 55,390 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
The Inevitable Conversation by Catwings1026 reviews
Anyone who has ever had an overprotective brother or hovering dad can guess what this one is about... and since Val is sound asleep, it's just Fletcher and Skulduggery for a very simple chat.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Complete
After Dark Days by DelphianBleak reviews
Picks up where Dark Days ends. After Val's revelation, does she tell Skulduggery? does she take matters into her own hands? INSPIRED BY THAT CREEPY KID'S 'DON'T TRUST ME' Back in action! Meant to be oneshot, am continuing atm xDBx R&R Possible Valduggery.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Days Off and Laptops by Vinton Swaine reviews
Valkyrie, Skulduggery and Tanith find their origins. 'Nough Said!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009
The Sқєlєtoη Muses by Rachelle Lo reviews
To created inspiration, all you need is a muse," Skulduggery said, nodding wisely. "At least, that's what the fortune cookie told me." A series of one-shots, created for the muse.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2010
Christmas Gifts by NotSorry reviews
Hahaha.. Tanith and Valkyrie go shopping for Christmas gifts... One-Shot
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Complete
Days & Days by Basic-bookworm reviews
Ghanith. Have a go - If you think you're hard enough. It's my short stab at Ghanith, a short story not a one shot. Ghastly and Tanith are the main characters. T just 'cause I don't wanna change it later on if it goes there.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010
Slow Motion by Druna Malgood reviews
When things change, people change. Valkyrie and Skulduggery see this happening on a daily basis but they really didn't expect to see a change in a certain annoying, blonde friend of theirs. Fletcherie, Ghastith and a little Valduggery.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Skulduggery P.
Queen of Ashes by Angel-Jade666 reviews
So Skulduggery's off with the Faceless Ones, God only knows where his skull is, and finding it is next to impossible-but that's hardly enough to stop Valkyrie and the rest of the usual gang from trying. Rated T to be on the safe side. Reviews are loved!XD
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,196 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010
Reasons to kill by YouCantTakeTheSkyFromMe reviews
A few relativly short stories. Not a Valduggery amoung them; ain't that shiny!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,834 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009
Who wants to live forever? by ilovetaylorlautnerforever09 reviews
rosalie leaves emmett to live with the volturi.will this cause war ? someone new joins the cullen family in a very strange way ... will they help emmett get over rosalie?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 18,777 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie
I Was Only Five by Let The Foxx Fly reviews
I was only five and I had no choice but to watch him die. No choice. ** My First One-shot! Pleaze R&R!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Complete
Goodbye Eli by NerdySkeleton reviews
They were all gathered to say goodbye to a relative acquaintance. It was no one they all especially liked, but they knew he would be missed. Written for That Creepy Kid's Funeral Challenge. .
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Complete
The funeral That Creepy Kid's challenge by DelphianBleak reviews
Just thought I'd have a go give it a go? :P whoooo!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Complete
Poor Fletcher by JJ Dragon reviews
Set after fletcher's birthday story. JJ and Fletcher are always yelling at eachother when playing on SSBB. So what happens when Sheik and Zelda are no longer character options? You do NOT want to know what happened when Fletcher called Sheik a boy... DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Sheik - Complete
A Bag of Old Bones by Catwings1026 reviews
My ninth grade sociology teacher always told us to marry our best friends, if at all possible. Skulduggery and Valkyrie, however, need to understand their relationship a bit better before it can get to that. ValDuggery, Ghanith, future setting.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Complete
Eidolon by Catwings1026 reviews
Vignette centering on how Skulduggery could return during the upcoming DARK DAYS novel. This assumes that Valkyrie has attained mastery of the necromancer powers as well as posession of the skull.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Complete
12 Xmas presents by JJ Dragon reviews
yes, i'm fully aware it's not christmas... What happens when 12 presents are under the tree and Tanith, Skulduggery, Ghastly, Valkyrie, Fletcher, Mire, Scapegrace, China, Bliss, Sanguine, Kenspeckle and JJ Dragon creator get presents. Random...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Complete
Sometimes I Lick Windows by Flaring Rhythm reviews
Flaring Rhythm, Druna Malgood, and Shakra Flame. Sounds scary already. Add arrest warrantees,romance,and the Skulduggery Pleasant gang, and things just get ever so slightly insane. Skulduggery's life just got interesting... Valduggery ;
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010
Skul, Where Are You Taking Me? by happylandfill reviews
Skulduggery abruptly shows up at Valkyrie's house and decides that he's taking her on a road trip, but how long can they hold off the arguments? Where is he taking her? Slight Valduggery, but not much.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009
Pleasantly Short Story's by bumblebee84 reviews
A series of Skulduggery Pleasant short story's. Cute, funny, sad, random, and way wrong to the extreme. You name it. Valkyrie always finds here way in these things...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,374 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009
Sunrise And Starshine by ilovetaylorlautnerforever09 reviews
poem about edward and bellas love. please read and review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16/2010
Drabbles of Drabbleyness by kaletra7 reviews
Well, here's my new collection of drabbles. I hope you like! Mild language and moderate sexual references are the rating reason. Pairings: Val/Fletch and Ghanith. I've never been one for Valduggery...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2010
The Medallion by Samwell Stark reviews
Skulduggery and Valkyrie are called to the English Sanctuary to help solve a case about the missing Medallion of Merlin. An incredibly powerful object that will change the lives of the Evil-Fighting Duo forever. Valduggery.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,973 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
Oh, Bless Catastrophy by Kavisk reviews
Skulduggery and Valkyrie arrest an adept accused of murder. He also happens to be the first magical teenager she's ever met. She feels attracted to him, but Skulduggery doesn't approve.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/16/2009
Whoops! by Druna Malgood reviews
Strange things happen and they're usually caused three girls. And they usually happen to Fletcher Renn, Valkyrie Cain, Tanith Low, Skulduggery Pleasant and Ghastly Bespoke. Better than it sounds.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 10/14/2009
Skulduggery Pleasant: The Shadowy Angel by SawManiac211 reviews
Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie meet a new enemy and Skulduggery's past is revealed. Please R&R. Any people similar to Ben--no offence is intended...and if I were in a Skulduggery Pleasent story I'd be called Angel DiFaro...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Complete
A Series of 'Pleasant' Events by rhosgotskulled reviews
these are amusing collection of stories and happenings of the greatest Detective ever, Skulduggery Pleasant! Hope you enjoy
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,244 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009
Fifty Sentences by ArtsyChick reviews
Fifty sentences of random Valduggery-ness.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Complete
Burnt by Bonzodog reviews
You will kill her?" the Torment asked.' Skulduggery and Valkyrie had a plan, one to save her life. But what would happen if the plan went wrong? T, Valduggery.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,804 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009
Of Memories and Memorials by Samwell Stark reviews
Five Years had past since Gordon Edgely died. It was so abrupt that the Magical World never got to say goodbye. Now's the time. But one...one very important person is missing. What is she thinking?
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Complete
Catfight by A Girl Named K reviews
Oneshot. Set between the first and second books.Tanith Low and China Sorrows, two strong female associates of Skulduggery Pleasant, have a little...disagreement, in China's library. Contains flying books and flying tempers. Enjoy!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2009
Little Thief by forgetcanon reviews
It all depends on two things. One is where you came from, your past, your experiences, the people who had an impact on you. The other is your will to change it, and leave it behind. Tanith Low's beginnings, from start to end.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2009
Fear by Bonzodog reviews
Valkyrie finally finds something that can scare Skulduggery. Crack!fic, no pairings. First SD fic.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Complete
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Skulduggery Pleasant Drabbles reviews
My first Skulduggery Pleasant drabble series :D D Some O/Cs, some craziness and a bit of seriousness. (Seriously guys most of these are a few years old so they're a bit rubbish but the later ones should be better!)
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 15,880 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 2/17/2010
Valkyrie's New Acquaintance reviews
This is what happens when Valkyrie, Tanith, Fletcher, Ghastly and all the rest meet a new girl, who is also freelance. Time to find out whether her intentions are good or bad.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010
Time To Grow Up reviews
A story of what happens when Valkyrie happens to be looking the wrong way and gets attacked. She concentrates even further on training and becoming more powerful, so that the villains wont take her by surprise.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2010
Zoey's Life Of Night reviews
This is just a small story set before the bad thing happens in Tempted and they went to Italy :D It's my first story so please bear with me :P
House of Night - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/19/2010