Author has written 28 stories for Bill, Proposal, 2009, and NCIS.
Socially awkward 20 something. Respectable activist involved in Operation Bring Back Cote to get our girl back on the show >> bringbackcote.com
I apologise for not updating any of my multifics in recent months, my laptop has neared it's death and I'm not getting a new one until Xmas day, I'm still very much writing (despite Ziva being my biggest motivator and now she's gone), but I just can't upload anything at the moment. I have plenty of chapters for Family Life and several new stories in the works.
The rules from the NCIS team.
Gibbs' Rules (So far):
#1: Never let suspects stay together.
Never Screw over your partner.
#2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.
#3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check.
Never be unreachable.
#4: If you have a secret, the best thing is to keep it to yourself. The second-best is to tell one other person if you must. There is no third best.
#5: You don't waste good.
#6: Never say you're sorry. It's a sign of weakness.
#7: Always be specific when you lie.
#8: Never take anything for granted.
#9: Never go anywhere without a knife.
#10: Never get personally involved in a case.
#11: When the job is done, walk away.
#12: Never date a co-worker.
#13: Never, ever involve lawyers.
#15: Always work as a team.
#16: If someone thinks they have the upper hand, break it.
#18: It's better to ask forgiveness than ask permission.
#22: Never, ever interrupt Gibbs in interrogation.
#23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live.
#27: There are two ways to follow someone: 1st way - they never notice you, 2nd way - they only notice you.
#35: Always watch the watchers.
#38: Your case, your lead.
#39: There is no such thing as coincidence.
#40: If it seems like someone's out to get you, they are.
#44: First things first, hide the women and children.
#45: Clean up your messes.
#51: Sometimes - you're wrong.
#1: Never sit on the sidelines when your people need you.
#2: If a sexually attractive female is involved in the case ALWAYS hit on her.
#3: Never underestimate your opponent.
#4: Always seek out a movie analogy.
#5: Take every opportunity to do a Tommy Lee Jones speech from the Fugitive
#6: When doing Tommy Lee Jones impressions, get the accent right.
#7: Always defuse a situation with humour rather than resorting to authoritarianism.
#8: Always make sure your work is done but make it look like you are just lazing around.
#9: If said work is not yet done, come back in the middle of the night to complete it.
Never ask a woman her weight on the first date.
#10: Do not fall in love when working undercover.
#11: Do not go undercover posing as the boyfriend of anyone.
#12: Be very careful whom you tongue-kiss: it might be a man in disguise.
#13: Never pick on a probie when he is down.
#14: Maintain the morale of the rest of the team, even when you have sufficient experience to be really very worried about Gibbs.
#15: Develop a first name working relationship with the Director but defer to Gibbs.
#16: Don't drink the boss' coffee-ever.
#1: If it annoys you, kill it.
#2: Attack first, ask questions later.
#3: Drive fast; it's better to avoid roadside bombs.
#4: Knives don't run out of bullets.