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Joined 01-17-10, id: 2219886, Profile Updated: 12-01-11
Author has written 9 stories for Demonata, Avatar: Last Airbender, Galactik Football, Ninja Turtles, Web Shows, and Hunger Games.

Hey, fanfigloos,

Some people like to write a whole paragraph about themselves... I don't and francally, I wouldn't have a clue what to write...

Now for a story about me: When I was about 2, I fell flat onto one of those giant round cacti. It hurt.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity (Apart from falling onto a cactus) .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

Now for some random quotes:

We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him - Napolean

Everybody wants to do something to help but nobody wants to be first - Pearl Bailey

Despair is the price one pays for setting himself an impossible aim - Graham Greene

Grey hair is God's graffiti - Bill Cosby

Cake or death? - Eddie Izzard

In the whole house, a drawer is all a man needs - Michael Mcintyre

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep... not screaming, like the passengers in his car - Lilian (from class)

I will just kill him with my special murdering spoon - mee

And, on that bombshell, GOODNIGHT!! - Jeremy Clarkson

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The Sleeping Habits of the Company of Thorin Oakenshield by justalotoffeelings reviews
The hobbit thought, perhaps, that observing their sleeping habits might give him an insight into the kind of people they were. As a matter of fact, he was right. (Or: Bilbo cannot sleep and watches the Company instead)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili
Crimson Feathers by Phoenix Abbot reviews
It's the 68th annual Hunger Games. Phoenix Abbot, District 8, is against everything about the games, and breaks all the rules. But what happens when this rebel becomes a tribute along with the very last boy she wants to fight against, and the Games destroy their relationship and Phoenix's entire world? First chapter is crappy, but it gets better, I promise! Please R&R! :)
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,301 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Other tributes
An Arena of Glass: Now-told Stories of the 51st HG by Hutsune reviews
After the dramatic finales of the 49th and 50th Hunger Games, the Capitol is hungry for more excitement, bloodshed and death. As the Gamemakers prepare for 24 new tributes to enter a brand new arena, a new victor prepares be a mentor for the first time in a Game filled with new characters, new friendships and new enemies. Full summary inside.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,599 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 8/22/2013
Lessons by Goody-Goodie reviews
When famine strikes the Blue Mountain during a harsh winter Kili and Fili are taught a terrible lesson in suffering and desperation. Hurt!Kili, Protective!Fili
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,326 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Kili, Fili, Thorin, Bofur
A Touch of Fear by rosezlvr reviews
When a sudden storm destroys their research vessel, two young and inexperienced ladies find themselves stranded on a mysterious and remote island hidden off the shores of Japan. With only their determination, inner strength, and resourcefulness to help them, they must overcome the challenges of a harsh and unforgiving journey. But what else will they have to face besides survival?
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,282 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Lara Croft
The 84th Hunger Games by Mikkleson Fowl's Treaty reviews
SYOT closed. After the second revolution, the capital had fallen. But now they're back and the HG is back in full swing. New mutts and new twists. The Capital wants revenge and they will take it out on the Tributes. Do your tributes have what it takes to win?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,480 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Other tributes - Complete
Temple Run by JamesSaysHi reviews
A group of great explorers wonder a temple in China. In it, they find a small idol, which was presumed to be gone from earth, and rumored to have great power. Once finding it, things seem to take an extreme turn for the worse. Will they manage to unlock its power, or die terribly on their quest to get it? Told from the POV of Scarlett Fox.
Temple Run - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2013
The darkness awaits you by CarlisleLover1234 reviews
Leonardo dreams of fighting the already dead shredder. But when the wounds start becoming real, will he let his brothers find out?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Leonardo
Two Worlds, One Family by DragonMasterOf10 reviews
Leonardo has a secret. A big secret that he's kept nearly his entire life. Now that secret is about to be discovered. R&R plz!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,605 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Leonardo, Raphael
A New Start by Moonsetta reviews
This time, Stockman's the evil mastermind but what did he do to the three youngest turtles? O-O Dedicated to everyone who's a brother or sister. COMPLETE! ALT ending COMPLETE!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 54,222 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
The Night Watcher by Rose Knighting reviews
A Mysterious Story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,507 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010
Something For the Rest of Us by Elphaba-Rose reviews
Leonardo is struggling to slip back into normality after his visit to Central America, and Raph isn't making things easier for him. It takes an unexpected trip into the unknown before he can start fitting the pieces back together again. Complete.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,376 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Leonardo - Complete
Pedophiles, Dog Demons, and Areas by The American Ranger reviews
Kernel, Grubbs, Bec, Lord Loss, and Baranabus have an odd conversation. Bad at summaries! Spoilers for quite a few of the books! T just for kicks and safety
Demonata - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Grubbs G., Kernel F. - Complete
Demons of China by Rei of Light reviews
China has demons, lots of them and Da and Xiao grew to hate them after losing their mother in a demon attack, now they finds themselves in Wu, home of the Tiger Demons. *Warning* This is all one large chapter! First one I put on here, Sorry!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,465 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Sun Ce, Da Qiao - Complete
Bereavement of a Beauty by Gerkyhen reviews
'A scream. Mei turned'. Set after Season 2. R&R. Disclaimer: I do not own GF
Galactik Football - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,894 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Mei - Complete
Mercy by graceh reviews
Post CROD. Captured by Azula, a hopeless Katara is tortured and used as bait for the Avatar. Prince Zuko, having sided with the Fire Nation, struggles with what honor really means. The two form an unlikely partnership while looking for a way out.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,135 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Zuko, Katara
Heroes by Paladins reviews
Sun Ce is saved by the people he was raised to hate, and a special connection to her just might save him during a war against the strongest man the world had ever known. CexDa YuxXiao AU
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,057 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sun Ce, Da Qiao
Deadly Assassin by animalllover reviews
Katara learns the truth about her past,she leaves to become what she was destined. Zuko then goes after her; knowing her true intentions, he must save her before she does something she regrets. But, how do you save someone who was already broken? PLZ READ
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Katara, Zuko
One of the Many Falls by WhiteShadowww reviews
Third one, hope you like it ;
Galactik Football - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Sinedd, Mei - Complete
The GF Quiz Show by MissDHope reviews
here is where your questions to the people of GF get answerd please put your questions in the review box and we'll do our best to answer them no matter how silly they may sound.may contain Mark but dont worry he gets hit alot and told hes ugly and stuff
Galactik Football - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,144 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009
ღღღA problematical loveღღღ by MeyTheSuperstar reviews
This story is about all the GF character especially about Mei Main couples: Mei X D'jok MeiXD'Jok , SineddXMei ,Sinedd X Mei , Micro-ice and many girls :P
Galactik Football - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008
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The City of Ruins: 54th Annual Hunger Games reviews
A new year brings new tributes, greater challenges and even more surprises. Follow the 54th Hunger Games through the City of Ruin to discover the horrifying secrets of the games. Who will be the victor? (SYOT CLOSED!)
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,581 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 10/5/2014
Slender's Prey reviews
In every generation, one child is selected to face Slender in a fenced off forest. It's a death sentence with no chance of returning. A group of teens get thrown together to see if they can unlock Slender's secrets.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012
Illusions and deception reviews
Leo and Raph have an accident while out one night but who is really saving who? Warning, plays with your head.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,387 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Change of life reviews
Heart-broken and alone, will Mei accept Sinedd's life changing offer? And how will her team react? Nothing will be the same for our little defender. Complete!
Galactik Football - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,802 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Mei, Sinedd - Complete
Wrong place, Wrong time reviews
When the brothers find a cave, Leo takes a fall, and it's bad. Everyone must work together. One slip-up and everything goes to waste.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
101 ways to annoy D'Jok reviews
These are 101 ways to annoy D'Jok. Haven't tested them but I'm pretty sure they'll work ;P
Galactik Football - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/16/2010 - D'Jok - Complete
Lord Loss's wedding reviews
Lord Loss meets the demonette of his dreams and desides to get married! Random oneshot.
Demonata - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Lord Loss - Complete
Momo Mystery reviews
Ever wandered what Momo got up to when Aang wasn't looking? Oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Momo - Complete
Lord Loss at Bec's sweet sixteen reviews
Lord Loss at Bec's party, probably the scariest thing you've read in your life! Beware the Demon in the red dress!
Demonata - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Lord Loss, Bec M. - Complete