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Author has written 14 stories for Twilight, Handle With Care, Desperate Housewives, and NCIS.

Hi, it's been a year and a half since I last updated anything on this site but real life took over for a while and I've never gotten back into it but I'm going to try and get them done. I'm not sure if I'll even have readers left for my stories now but I hope I do. So if you're an old reader, I apologise for the extended absence and if you're a new reader, welcome and I hope you enjoy my writing!

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Eternity by LisaLovesCurry reviews
Here's a series of Carlisle/Esme one-shots about their years as a couple, as parents, and as individuals. Some fluff, some angst, and lots of stories from various points of view. Hope you enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 300 - Words: 530,854 - Reviews: 4032 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Sanctuary by Olga George reviews
(Revised [Originally titled: 'The white house sanctuary']) Bella has grown up with a life of hardship. After the death of Renee, Charlie resorted to drinking and violence. However a young and scared Isabella Swan has always had a place to call sanctuary. A lovely abandoned house she found in the woods, until one day it wasn't as abandoned as she thought.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,397 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
MudBlood by Torchwood-Babe reviews
Madii Longgrass is Muggleborn.So why has she been placed in Slytherin? How will the slytherins take having a muggleborn in their house? Is there any hope of her having friends at hogwarts? I've not read the books for a long time so somethings might be off
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 5/8/2011 - OC, Pansy P.
Facebook, Friendship and Fighting by CSI Encyclopedia reviews
NCIS on Facebook. Rated a T for mild use of language and sexual references Cough,Tony . Jibbs, Tate, McAbby mainly!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 2/1/2010
Girls get there own back by Mystery Girl 01 reviews
The boys insult the girls. Its time for Rose, Alice and Bella to take action but what have they got instore for the boys? Rated M for lemons and mature theams. OOC LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS and a few more LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,478 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Edward, Bella
You're My New Mommy? by greysfanhp reviews
My version of the Cullen's on Wife Swap. Lot's of jokes and pranks, awkward moments and tears. Will the families learn from each other? Maybe. Will Alice stop being a compulsive shopper? Definitely not. No Jacob or Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,380 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
A Vampire's World by Torchwood-Babe reviews
Carlisle and his three sisters face an awful life, where Jasper and his brothers and sister have them as their slaves.in a world where vampires rule.AU.Lemons. Warning Mpreg of Carlisle.A/Es,Ed/B,Em/R,B/J.Now adopted see inside!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
Rules of MTAC by Fictionnaire reviews
Due to some mischievous behavior in M-TAC, Vance sends a memo about new implemented rules. And also it contains why they were implemented. Sometimes Agents can be so childish
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010
Rule Zero by timewalker05 reviews
When a body shows up with 'Rule 40' carved on it's chest, it appears that there is a killer on the loose with a personal connection to Gibb's team.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,525 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Leah's Imprint by Torchwood-Babe reviews
The volturi want to kidnap Carlisle and make him join them again,Seth has turned into his personal bodyguard and Leah is acting oddly. Rubish summary but the story is better.Esme in later chapters.Set after Breaking Dawn.Rated T for safety. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 15,882 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Carlisle, Leah - Complete
Eleven by BrandSpankingNew reviews
After a run in with a perp, DiNozzo doesn't remember anything after 1982; not Gibbs, not the team, not even his age. Can the team get him to remember, and if not, can Gibbs take care of an 'eleven year old' DiNozzo? Complete.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,316 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
A New Path by Torchwood-Babe reviews
Carlisle is out hunting when he gets raped by an unknown vampire, Alice sees him pregnant and it starts to show, what will they do. Nothing to graphic. Don't like don't read.Warning Mpreg and mentions of Rape!This story is not finished and will be updated
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Clyne by xocullen4everxo reviews
Emmett decides to sign up Esme for Wife Swap. What will happen when she switches places with a woman from Oregon? Will the Cullens like their new mommy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,836 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009
Gibbs' Rules by Gail Cregg reviews
From Tony and Ziva holding hands to McGee being tied up and Palmer being wanted by the FBI this series of one-shots twistily based on Gibbs' Rules has a little something for everyone.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 19,289 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
Musings of the Sound Technicians by Partners In Fanfic reviews
Ever wonder what the sound technicians in MTAC and the interrogation rooms hear, or better yet, what they think of NCIS's Team Gibbs? This a collection of oneshots based on just that. Better summary inside.**SPOILERS FOR INTERROGATION/MTAC SCENES**
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 100,637 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009
Títere roto by Lorelai ncis reviews
Historia de Tali David y sus últimos días
NCIS - Rated: T - Spanish - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Ziva D., Eli D.
Conversations by Embolalia reviews
Chapter 96: Ziva confronts Gibbs about setting people up to kill their siblings. Spoilers for Spider and the Fly 8x01. *A series of one-shot conversations between Ziva and Gibbs over the course of the show*
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 96 - Words: 79,403 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Moments Like These by Azzi.Turner reviews
Just a series of moments at NCIS when the team understands the worth of friendship. Mostly Abby/Gibbs father/daughter. Some pairings McAbby, Tiva and Jibbs. Hope you enjoy it. And I take requests, if you want something to happen all you have to do is ask.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,741 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S. - Complete
Definitions by Abberz the Awesome reviews
Ziva questions Gibbs's sexuality. And eventually moves on to the whole team's.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Ziva D. - Complete
White Flag by nosirrah95 reviews
Ziva thought she was in love. Now she's scared to fight back. And a co-worker is asking about the bruises on her face. A little bit of Tiva, but mostly team protectivness.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,303 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
On the Trail of Phineas Torn by Channel D reviews
Tim is writing again as Thom E. Gemcity. What will his teammates think of his new piece? One-shot, drama.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Tim M. - Complete
Just For Tonight by oxcaitymariexo reviews
Ziva needs a little comfort. Disclaimer: I don't own NCIS or any of it's characters.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Pictures of You by Katydid2390 reviews
Special Agent Timothy McGee reflects on life, love and his NCIS family late in his life. Tiva, McAbby. Read with tissues.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Tim M. - Complete
His Kids by Cherokee Jedi reviews
Gibbs realizes how much he means to his team and how much they mean to him.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Rules by MissJayne reviews
Missing scene from Moby Dick. Jenny finds herself babysitting the team, who do not want to play nicely. Not connected with the season finale in any way. For Aly.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Jenny Shepard, Tony D. - Complete
A Daughter's Awe by DannyPhanto fan reviews
EXTRACT-"While normally a very reasonable woman who slept in her own coffin on occasion and was a very perky Goth , unless running on a Caf-Pow overdose, Abby held that Gibbs wasn't normal possibly wasn't even fully human."-EXTRACT
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Kelly Lincon by Torchwood-Babe reviews
A new family has just moved to Forks, but both mother and daughter want the same man. The youngest is mega cute and the son is a good laugh everything will be fine,right? rated T for safety
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Carlisle - Complete
נקודת מבט נוספת by moon12345 reviews
בעקבות לחש לא נכון ג'יימס ורמוס נאלצים להחליף גוף. סלאש רמוס\סיריוס, קצת ג'יימס\לילי. שנה שביעית של הקונדסאים. תהנו :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Hebrew - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,872 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B.
ThreeYear Olds by dizzy - in - the - izzy reviews
The team can sometimes act half their shoe size. VERY pointless drabble. Dedicated to OutCold.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Prank Calls by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews
Edward and the others left to go hunting Bella and Alice, are home alone, Join them as they prank call, The Cullens, The Wolves, Mike, Jessica, Lauren and many more!REVENGE IN STORE! SEQUEL NOW OUT! Prank War
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 59,300 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Fathers by Ink On Paper reviews
But her father was not good to anyone, least of all her. And she never really learnt to love . . . . Complete.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,086 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Trouble in Paradise by lirio de amor reviews
The Cullens have a great life, but it is not always perfect. Being internal teenagers is bound to cause some angst. Several OneShots that are sequenced together, have had them written for months. Mild OC. little to no Edward/bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,660 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Forever Teens by Marrabelle reviews
Poor Esme...If only she could drink her stress away. Alas, she has vampire teens who can't help but get themselves into trouble! A collection of ONE SHOTS mainly about Alice & Rosalie's shenanigans. Other Cullens maybe involved. Younger vampire ages!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,591 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Alice, Rosalie
Ziva's Star by AtLoLevad reviews
Ziva recieves a new Star of David. I know the plot has been overdone, but I wanted to try and I hope I did it justice.This is just a Father/Daughter story. No romance involved
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
Never Old Enough by lirio de amor reviews
Alice does not always feel as if she belongs with the rest of her siblings. What happens when Alice let's this cloud her visions, and she takes her attitude to far? Slightly OC. Normal pairing. Mother/Daughter bonding.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,885 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Alice, Esme - Complete
Full Moon by Ich bin ein Schmetterling reviews
This starts as an alternative ending to New Moon, but continues into an epic saga involving such charactors as Alice Cullen, Harry Potter and Hitler.
Crossover - Game X-overs & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Alice
Dear Alice, Help Me by MyImmortalMajor reviews
What if Alice did see the emails Bella sent her. What would be her reaction? What about the rest of the Cullens? T for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,959 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Alice, Bella
Don't Ask Me to Choose by Stargirl888 reviews
One-shot. Alice and Jasper have been with the Cullens for three weeks and Edward is increasingly worried about Alice's safety around Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Jasper and Emmett's Offical Cullen Annoyance Guide by El Leon Y La Oveja reviews
When you don't eat or sleep, it leaves you a lot of spare time. Some vampires study, some compose music and Jasper and Emmett annoy their family. Manipulating the emotions of others can be used for fun too... RATED M FOR SOME SEXUAL HUMOUR
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,173 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Three Kisses & Three Caskets by LtTanyaBoone reviews
Three times they saved each other. Three times they couldn't./ Relationship of the David-children, rated to be on the very safe side.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Ari H., Ziva D. - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Wickers by Portrait reviews
The Cullen family signs up for the show Wife Swap. Parody.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,105 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Esme, Alice - Complete
Ziva's Idea by transmuting reviews
Ziva comes up with the perfect idea for Tony and Ziva to pass as a married couple. Based off the line "It was Ziva's idea, Boss." in Season 3 episode "Undercovers." Tony/Ziva heavy!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Looking for Comfort by Pearl sun reviews
Ziva is upset and goes to Gibbs for comfort. Gibbs/Ziva father/daughter relationship. Tony and Ziva try to work out their relationship. I do not own any of the characters.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,133 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
More Than You Understand by rachel0525 reviews
Alice comforts Jasper after the Eclipse newborn fight. ONE-SHOT Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Twas the Night Before Christmas Cullen Style by Marrabelle reviews
This is a parody of the Classic Christmas Poem, 'Twas the Night Before Christmas,' written from Carlisle's POV. Merry Christmas to all the TEAM CULLEN fans out there! I hope you enjoy my playful take on the Cullen's Christmas Eve Tale. *Mildly Morbid*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Fathers by Eowyn77 reviews
Companion fic to chapter 23 of Fifty-Eight Nights. Charlie and Carlisle have a little talk, father to father.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Charlie S., Carlisle - Complete
Off The Cuff: Truth and Consequences by PH2W reviews
When Ziva comes back there’s more than a few logistics that need to be worked out. How long will it take for trust to be rebuilt? Is bringing her home safely enough to heal old wounds?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,720 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Precious Moments by Anjelik reviews
Some moments were just too precious to let go without capturing them. Gibbs had learned it the hard way. Gibbs/Tony/Abby - father/kids and brother/sister relationships.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Just Enough by caesara reviews
When she asks, Carlisle tells Bella a story about himself and Esme. A sweet one-shot about their love. Some father/daughter fluff also.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Sisters by cassierules reviews
Kelly Gibbs always wanted a big sister, and Gibbs rediscovers that dreams don't have deadlines.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S. - Complete
Red Light by xXxThe Phantom's RosexXx reviews
A closer look at the famous teamwork seminar scene. I do not own NCIS.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Complete
Family by dizzy - in - the - izzy reviews
For tonight, he didn’t care what they did. They were happy, and that’s all he wanted." A short drabble.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Events by MissJayne reviews
A birthday oneshot for ME Wofford, featuring the males of NCIS in their skivvies.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Complete
Cliffs by Indigo1100 reviews
A parodyish account of the reaction in the Cullen household to Alice's New Moon visions. Some OOC, especially Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2009
Like Father, Like Daughter by edwardcdazzlesme reviews
Bella is half human, half vampire. After 200 years not knowing who her father is, she then finally discovers that a man named Carlisle Cullen is her father. She moves in with him and his coven. AU and OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,236 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella - Complete
Rule Number One by LtTanyaBoone reviews
Years after a warning from her father, Ziva muses on its significance. One-shot
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Ziva D. - Complete
Cynthia Has Ears by madame.alexandra reviews
The Director and Agent Gibbs seem to forget that the walls aren't always the only ones listening to them fight--and Cynthia is slightly surprised to hear what Jethro's punishment this time is!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Autopsy by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
A professor of mine once told me that the most difficult autopsy he’d ever performed had been on a colleague of his. I think I’ve got him beat. Written for the NFA Community's The Name is Palmer. Jimmy Palmer Challenge. Spoilers for most of Season Six!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Jimmy P., M. Lee - Complete
Hug Your Boss Day by AnnaFrog reviews
Cute little one-shot I thought of while watching the news.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Misunderstandings by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews
Bella and Emmett are left home alone after everyone is hunting. Edward comes home early and hears them, and jumps to conclusions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Do Not Call Me Pops by AlabamaEsme reviews
This is set after Breaking Dawn .....In the Cullen house , there is one long standing rule Carlisle has created : do not call him 'pops' .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Carlisle, Emmett - Complete
Emmett Causes Trouble by xocullen4everxo reviews
Title says it all. One-shot about Emmett and his evil plan causing chaos. Post Eclipse when Bella and Edward are engaged.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,320 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
Dynamics by Beautiful Allusion reviews
Just a one-shot on how the team is like a family. Palmer's point of view. No warnings.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Jimmy P. - Complete
Sexy by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
Kate needs a man's advice on something very important. Written for the NFA Community Random Pairing Generator Challenge; based on the prompt Kate Todd/Jimmy Palmer/sexy.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Kate T., Jimmy P. - Complete
The theory that changed it all by Curuia reviews
"So here's what you have to do" Jasper said "Next person to enter the cafeteria, you must ask out." "Fine" I answered, "this will be a piece of cake." Or so I thought, until I saw Principle Kendall walk in. What did i get myself into? full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,067 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009
The Principal's Office by bemj11 reviews
What had I done to deserve this? What could I have possibly done that was so horrible, so wicked, so vile, that as punishment I currently had all eight of the Cullens sitting in my office? The Cullens get sent to the principal's office. plete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
BEEP by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 1987 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Odd Reactions by Pseudostar432 reviews
Why the Cullens had to leave their school before the one in Alaska, From the Principal's POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,712 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
You Can't Tell Rose by 0041523 reviews
...or she'll have my ass on a silver platter and serve it to my mother." Rosalie walks in on Alice and Emmett, and she's more than a little angry. Rated M for Innuendo. /AH/AU/\/EdwardxBella/AlicexJasper/EmmettxRosalie/KatexGarrett/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
An Odd Stork Delivery by DannyPhanto fan reviews
A surprise for Ned and Chuck.
Pushing Daisies - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Not Sick by pdljmpr6 reviews
A response to something Gibbs said in SWAK that I found interesting. Abby rolled her eyes, "you're the most sick looking 'not sick' person I've ever seen." Gibbs/Abby/Tony friendship
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S. - Complete
Domestication by M E Wofford reviews
Abby and Ziva share something.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
When The Boss Is Away by Trivette Lover Heather reviews
When Gibbs is away at a conference, Abby convinces the team to take a big risk. Humorous One Shot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Abby S., Tony D. - Complete
Strawberry Kisses by Pixie-Alice-Cullen reviews
Some fruits are more than food. Alice/Jasper, Rated M for lemons. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Esme's Vocabulary by Psychotic Female of Many Names reviews
OOC We don't know much about Esme, but she says some weird words that make the Cullens wonder... series of oneshots
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007
Six Interruptions by Brynna reviews
At some point during their years together, each of the Cullen kids intrude upon one of Carlisle and Esme's intimate moments. This is a look at Carlisle and Esme's long relationship through the lens of those six interruptions.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,531 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Bad Idea by irishjedi reviews
Bella needs a little help after making a bad choice, and goes to see her future father-in-law. Fluff warning!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Glue by Ember Sage reviews
Jasper muses true meaning of life, love, and glue. Warning: MAJOR FLUFF and phisolophical thinkings. Please, read, review, and enjoy! :D Canon pairings, Breaking Dawn Spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Jasper - Complete
Angels, Vampires and Mistletoe by MissJayne reviews
The team celebrate Halloween at Gibbs' house. Features Abby and Ducky in costume, a food fight, and Ziva mixing up her traditions. Jibbs, Tiva, McAbby.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Father Figures by BravoKate reviews
A study in contrasts. Spoilers for "Last Man Standing."
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Two Vampires, One War by xFirery-Pixiex reviews
Emmett and Alice are home alone and bored. What happens when they decided to play a game,that casues the the house to be destroyed, and how will the rest of the family react?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
Stupid, Powered Sibilings by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Rosalie and Alice are driving to the airport to get Bella's honeymoon clothes with Edward in the backseat. Rosalie gets angry at the silent conversations taking place. Short onefic of family time. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Room at the Inn by Richefic reviews
When a case leaves the team stranded far from home on Christmas Eve Tony doesn't think things could possibily get any worse.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,488 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Remembering Her Roots by draggon-flye reviews
Everyone on his team is his, up to and including the director, and we all know it.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
Losing Yourself in the Chaos by serenitymeimei reviews
What happened after Ziva left Michael at the bar? A tag to "Recoil". Ziva/Gibbs, mention of Tony/Ziva.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2008 - [Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D.] - Complete
Editor by DreamingIce reviews
"Anyone can edit Wikipedia, Ziva, that's what makes it so fun!" Tony and Ziva mess with the Wikipedia page on Deep Six and it's author. Subtle tiva hints
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2008 - [Tony D., Ziva D.] Tim M. - Complete
While They Were Sleeping by Skywriter11 reviews
Gibbs reflects on his team while they're asleep. A little Tiva. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
Happy Easter Probie by PaperHat reviews
It's Easter. Time for the Easter Bunny NCIS style. Tony and Abby are mean to Tim. Gibbs aint happy. Enjoy!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Temporary Distractions by Cath1 reviews
Gibbs is worried about Ziva. Post ep for Driven. Hints of TIVA.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
Coffee Shop Chatter by aserene reviews
At Coffee Shops people are always talking; do you always hear what you think you heard?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Breaking Rule 23 by PaperHat reviews
My take on the whole "Never mess with a Marine's coffee" thing. Although it's been done loads of times before, I wanted to play with it. Ziva decides to break the rule....and you know what happens to rule breakers! Hope you like! Please review.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
Thanks, Boss by Simply Shelby reviews
Gibbs listens while Tony rants. Spoilers for Frame Up.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Ziva stop pinching my butt! by Precious Pup reviews
McGee and Ziva in the lift and McGee has a awkward confrontation to make.Title says it all.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Your Best Shot by DrawMeASheep reviews
Corporal Punishment post ep. Ziva gets another chance to employ her ninja skills.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Children of the Heart by Ragua reviews
Postscript for Requiem. This is my first NCIS fic. Please be gentle.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Turning Japanese by Psychotic Female of Many Names reviews
Alice is very hyper one day in the car as they're driving through Japan, and then once more as their unpacking. oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
Bella and the Angry Carlisle by Psychotic Female of Many Names reviews
Alice and Emmett think it's about time to show Bella what she's getting into when she joins the family... oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare by nerwende90 reviews
Abby and Tony are bored. Abby tries to do something about that. Fun story that is no longer a oneshot Now complete for good this time
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Abby S., Tony D. - Complete
Military Assault by Sapphyre Blu reviews
Do NOT Read This Fic And Absolutely....Do NOT REVIEW It.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
How Many Licks? by DrawMeASheep reviews
OneShot, post Driven. Like Tony was just going to let 'the lick' go. Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
Playing Games by Smackalicious reviews
What happens when you mix Ziva, Jen, and alcohol?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Jenny Shepard, Ziva D. - Complete
Come Hither by Mindy35 reviews
KIBBS. Kate gets a lesson in obedience from Gibbs.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Kate T., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Father's Day Blues by moviefreak9940 reviews
They never had any reason to celebrate Father's Day. Not anymore. But when three of the team members realize the same thing...it might turn into a happy day after all.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,134 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Death and Remembrance by Gibbsgirl reviews
Ziva has a tough time after finding the decapitated head at the beginning of Head Case.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Ziva D. - Complete
Bad Language by Theoretical reviews
Ziva vents about her fear for four deer! About the English langauge, really. No swear words used! I swear!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Ziva D. - Complete
Darker Than You Think by Sequitur reviews
I'm angry, and I'm immature, and I like control. PostFrame Up
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Trigger by meyerlemon reviews
“Mama,” Kate hums to herself, “just killed a man…”
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/9/2005
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What My Fathers Taught Me reviews
A series of short one shots inspired by Ziva's last line in the season 8 episode; "Dead Air." Minor spoilers for this and possibly a few other episodes from season 3 onwards.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Ziva D.
Magden David reviews
Ziva has a visitor the night of her citizenship ceremony. Gibbs/Ziva Father/Daughter
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Ziver reviews
It is a simple sign of his affection for her but it has come to mean so much.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
Three Caskets reviews
She has betrayed her country and her family. She is dead to him. A post-Somalia charecter study of Director Eli David
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Eli D., Ziva D. - Complete
Full Moon reviews
We all know what the period of New Moon was like for Bella but how did the Cullen's feel during those months?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,961 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010
Dear Gibbs reviews
Abby writes a letter to Gibbs. Post Hiatus. Abby/Gibbs father/daughter
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Conflicts of Opinion reviews
There is another way and I will find it." Aoife doesn't want to kill humans. That's not to much to ask surely? It is when you're the daughter of the head of the Volturi. So there's only one option left, run.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Aro
Friends reviews
Brie finds an unexpected source of solace after Karl's death
Desperate Housewives - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Bree VdK, Susan M. - Complete
Remember reviews
Amelia struggles to remember her sister
Handle With Care - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Amelia O. - Complete
Compassion reviews
I'm so sorry Carlise." Esme's done something awful. Can Carlisle forgive her?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Just an average day in the Cullen house reviews
Exactly what it says, 'Just an average day in the Cullen house!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Esme - Complete
Rose reviews
Emmett considering his wife's name. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Expression reviews
Alice and Jasper after Alice returns from Italy. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Unexpected Savior reviews
Does Rosalie really hate Bella as much as she seems to?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
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