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Joined 01-17-10, id: 2220074, Profile Updated: 11-15-13
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Sherlock, and Addams Family.
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Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 300,069 - Reviews: 5433 - Favs: 9,231 - Follows: 9,445 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
The Secret Diary of Hugo Granger-Weasley, Aged Thirteen and a Half by FloreatCastellum reviews
Rose says that I am an oblivious moron, but would an oblivious moron have such a deep and sensitive diary? I don't think so. No one knows how I suffer in this ridiculous family. Written for SIYE's The Burrow Secret Challenge 2016, and inspired by Sue Townsend's Adrian Mole.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,029 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/14/2016 - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 5,544 - Follows: 2,768 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton by VivyPotter reviews
Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 112 - Words: 64,654 - Reviews: 2732 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1799 - Favs: 5,109 - Follows: 3,552 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Pocket Destiny by wickedlfairy17 reviews
There are places, that are full of wonder, mystery, magic, and danger. Places that no one has ever seen before, places that to survive you have to be as Mad as a Hatter. Harry intends to see them all, yet one cannot visit these places without being changed themselves and it is in the change where the truly interesting things happen. Come explore. We're all Mad here.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,404 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
The River of Time by Paimpont reviews
During a class trip to the Ministry of Magic, 16 year old Tom Riddle steals a time turner on a whim. He arrives at Hogwarts in 1996 and meets a boy named Harry. Can Tom help Harry conquer the mysterious Dark Lord who threatens his world? TR/HP slash. Two-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 588 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Professor Monroe by Athey reviews
In Harrys 5th yr Voldemort wanted one thing - the prophecy. AU yr 5 -No Umbridge - Dumbledore found another teacher, but he isn't who he appears. Harry's world is turned upside down with new discoveries, exposed secrets, and a new love interest. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,480 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 2,512 - Follows: 2,799 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Text Me When It's Over by immaculately-flawed reviews
After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 250 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Army Doctor Turned Assassin by Corpium reviews
Sherlock stalks an assassin then gets kidnapped by said assassin. Then they become best friends, because, hey, no matter what occupation he's in, John Watson is awesome. Probably a oneshot. Unless you persuade me otherwise.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 230 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 11,448 - Follows: 2,798 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Problem Children by IronicNarwhal reviews
Martha Hudson likes to think she's quite a tolerant babysitter. However, when faced with the double trouble of five-year-old super genius Sherlock Holmes, and his brother twelve-year-old political mastermind Mycroft, she finds herself beginning to crack.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,310 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 103 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Mrs. Hudson
The Pocket Watch that Changed the World by Athey reviews
While running through the Dept of Mysteries, Harry touches a small pocket watch. Suddenly a Harry from many years in the future finds himself in his body in the past and is faced with an opportunity to change everything. dark!harry plot bunny haitus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,677 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 1,129 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter and the Descent into Darkness by Athey reviews
4th yr. Through an accident Harry and Voldemort's Horcrux begin to interact and Harry slowly begins to change. He becomes stronger & slowly grows aware of the sinister events that have perpetuated his entire life. Dark!Harry eventual LV/HP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 267,992 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 6,948 - Follows: 2,048 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Fifth Act by oliver.snape reviews
After coming to an understanding during the Horcrux hunt, Snape and Harry spend the next year reclaiming what they never had in their lives while playing their roles in the war. HP/SS though not rushed , with a happy ending with some humour throughout.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,595 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 364 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Three Times by Kaylee's teddy reviews
The first three times Ruth and Idgie had sex. Ruth's POV
Fried Green Tomatoes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 197 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 2,003 - Follows: 255 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 202 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 217 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
The Indirect Approach by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 286 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 240 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
The Marriage by Janara reviews
[Complete] At the start of Harry's seventh year Dumbledore has come up with the perfect way of ending the war. There is only one problem, Harry refuses to play the Headmaster's game. Will Harry be able to avoid the trap set by the aged wizard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 449 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Complete
Ashes to Ashes by Secret Weapon reviews
COMPLETED A year after Harry graduates from Hogwarts and the Light's last stand against the Dark is near. A curse goes wrong that, though it does win them the War, leaves serious repercussions for everyone. Slash. Rating Increased.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,781 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/17/2004 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
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The Story of a Soul and a Struggle for Control reviews
In the year 1926, Marvolo Gaunt returned home from prison to find his daughter had abandoned him to run away with a muggle. Later, finding out she had produced a half-blooded offspring with the filth, he resolved to kill the child. 70 years later, Harry Potter discovers the true story of Tom Marvolo Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,593 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/4 - Published: 2/26/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Harry Potter and the Sympathy of Souls reviews
Voldemort succeeds in stealing the philosopher's stone, but not all is as it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,450 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 6/22/2015 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] [Nicolas F., Perenelle F.] - Complete
Mummy Knows Best reviews
Within 5 minutes of talking to him, Mummy Holmes just knew that John Watson would have been perfect for her son Sherlock. If only he hadn't jumped off a hospital roof two years before...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/17 - [John W., Sherlock H.] Mummy H. - Complete
A Study in Friendship reviews
Sherlock knows that the Potter boy, the one with the abusive relatives, is hiding a secret, and sets out to solve the mystery. In the meantime, Harry sends a letter to Lord Voldemort in an attempt to come to an agreement with his enemy, and finds out that he and Tom Riddle aren't so different after all. The story of three lonely boys finding friendship in each other. Eventual Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,780 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 2,324 - Follows: 2,118 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Greatest Weakness reviews
Lord Voldemort and Quirinus Quirrell. You know how the story ends, but do you really know what happened in between? Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2015 - [Voldemort, Q. Quirrell] - Complete
The Azkaban Honeymoon Suite reviews
Wednesday goes to Azkaban to get herself a pet dementor. While there, she meets the most fascinating Dark Lord... Wednesday Addams/Lord Voldemort.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 90 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Complete