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Joined 01-17-10, id: 2220074, Profile Updated: 11-15-13
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Sherlock, and Addams Family.
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Knock by Twyla Mercedes reviews
A very old house with a legacy of betrayal and murder is investigated by a group of skeptics. Slowly its history is revealed as a dark, powerful enemy is awakened. Members of the group must confront their disbelief to defeat the evil and reunite lovers long separated. (mostly Rumbelle, others along the way) (Characters are OUAT, not mine)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,250 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1689 - Favs: 3,847 - Follows: 3,111 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Pocket Destiny by wickedlfairy17 reviews
There are places, that are full of wonder, mystery, magic, and danger. Places that no one has ever seen before, places that to survive you have to be as Mad as a Hatter. Harry intends to see them all, yet one cannot visit these places without being changed themselves and it is in the change where the truly interesting things happen. Come explore. We're all Mad here.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,404 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 226,768 - Reviews: 3510 - Favs: 5,323 - Follows: 5,392 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
The River of Time by Paimpont reviews
During a class trip to the Ministry of Magic, 16 year old Tom Riddle steals a time turner on a whim. He arrives at Hogwarts in 1996 and meets a boy named Harry. Can Tom help Harry conquer the mysterious Dark Lord who threatens his world? TR/HP slash. Two-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 494 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Professor Monroe by Athey reviews
In Harrys 5th yr Voldemort wanted one thing - the prophecy. AU yr 5 -No Umbridge - Dumbledore found another teacher, but he isn't who he appears. Harry's world is turned upside down with new discoveries, exposed secrets, and a new love interest. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,480 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 2,161 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Text Me When It's Over by immaculately-flawed reviews
After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 147 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Time Makes Memories by The Real Stranger reviews
Luna is trapped in the room full of Time-Turners during the trip to the Department of Mysteries, and somehow, she's transported back to where it all began; back to Tom Riddle's time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,053 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Luna L.
Of Sexual Attraction and Pavlov by Lady Heliotrope reviews
"Sorry to spoil your date. -SH" One way Sherlock and John could have got together.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Army Doctor Turned Assassin by Corpium reviews
Sherlock stalks an assassin then gets kidnapped by said assassin. Then they become best friends, because, hey, no matter what occupation he's in, John Watson is awesome. Probably a oneshot. Unless you persuade me otherwise.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 160 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 7,619 - Follows: 1,636 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Problem Children by IronicNarwhal reviews
Martha Hudson likes to think she's quite a tolerant babysitter. However, when faced with the double trouble of five-year-old super genius Sherlock Holmes, and his brother twelve-year-old political mastermind Mycroft, she finds herself beginning to crack.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,310 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 94 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Mrs. Hudson
The Pocket Watch that Changed the World by Athey reviews
While running through the Dept of Mysteries, Harry touches a small pocket watch. Suddenly a Harry from many years in the future finds himself in his body in the past and is faced with an opportunity to change everything. dark!harry plot bunny haitus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,677 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 873 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter and the Descent into Darkness by Athey reviews
4th yr. Through an accident Harry and Voldemort's Horcrux begin to interact and Harry slowly begins to change. He becomes stronger & slowly grows aware of the sinister events that have perpetuated his entire life. Dark!Harry eventual LV/HP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 267,992 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 5,130 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Fifth Act by oliver.snape reviews
After coming to an understanding during the Horcrux hunt, Snape and Harry spend the next year reclaiming what they never had in their lives while playing their roles in the war. HP/SS though not rushed , with a happy ending with some humour throughout.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,595 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 240 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Three Times by Kaylee's teddy reviews
The first three times Ruth and Idgie had sex. Ruth's POV
Fried Green Tomatoes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 132 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 139 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 155 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
The Indirect Approach by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 205 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 171 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
The Marriage by Janara reviews
[Complete] At the start of Harry's seventh year Dumbledore has come up with the perfect way of ending the war. There is only one problem, Harry refuses to play the Headmaster's game. Will Harry be able to avoid the trap set by the aged wizard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 297 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Complete
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A Study in Friendship reviews
Sherlock knows that the Potter boy, the one with the abusive relatives, is hiding a secret, and sets out to solve the mystery. In the meantime, Harry sends a letter to Lord Voldemort in an attempt to come to an agreement with his enemy, and finds out that he and Tom Riddle aren't so different after all. The story of three lonely boys finding friendship in each other. Eventual Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 116,137 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 1,924 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Sherlock H.
The Greatest Weakness reviews
Lord Voldemort and Quirinus Quirrell. You know how the story ends, but do you really know what happened in between? Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/8 - [Voldemort, Q. Quirrell] - Complete
The Azkaban Honeymoon Suite reviews
Wednesday goes to Azkaban to get herself a pet dementor. While there, she meets the most fascinating Dark Lord... Wednesday Addams/Lord Voldemort.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Complete