Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Lie to Me, Labyrinth, and Sherlock.
Chimerical - (adj) - unreal; imaginary; visionary, or wildly fanciful; highly unrealistic
Forever aboard the good ship HGSS.
And that's about as far as my nautical metaphors can go.
Update as of Oct. 9, 2012: I am not dead! I am, contrary to all appearances, very much alive. I'm also looking for inspiration, a good circle of editors/beta readers/writer friends, and a drink, not necessarily in that order. Feel free to PM me; I'm always up for chatting.