Elred Bluegreen
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Joined 01-17-10, id: 2220346, Profile Updated: 02-08-11
Author has written 13 stories for Call of Duty, Azumanga Daioh, and Team Fortress 2.

Since nobody reads this anyway, I believe it's time for some new-age management. Let's rock and roll.

Facts about me:

Age: Who knows? Apparently, not me. :(

Physical description: Brown hair, brown eyes, white, nerdy, too tall to be short but too short to be tall.

Weapons always within reach: Glock 70 field/throwing knife, crowbars

Weapons within easy access: M1911 handgun, Stevens side-by-side

Even-tempered, introverted, waiting for a chance to prove myself. That's a pretty good description of me. Writing is the closest thing I have to a talent, other than running, which means this site is a favorite escape of mine. When I'm not posting stories (97% of the time, I'm not posting stories) I'm generally on the horn with my writing buddies.

As you can see, I have a somewhat bipolar writing style. As if the unholy alliance of Azumanga Daioh and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare didn't make that abundantly clear to begin with.

My interests include, writing, running, gaming, and procrastinating. If I could make a career on procrastination... eh, I'll think of something later.

Thusly, you can't always expect me to keep a consistent schedule. Capice? Capice.

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Kyon! Do Everything! by Anime Borat reviews
Originally a oneshot. Now a series of insane events. I know the grammar sucks in the first chapter but I've made improvements on the others. CHAPTER 17 is now divided, first half reuploaded, second half still being revised.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 129,725 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Haruhi S., Kyon
Grimoire: The Lustbound Heart by Anime Borat reviews
Kimura indulged himself in a once-in-a-lifetime night of passion. He did not know of the harrowing that lay ahead or the unfettered horror he brought into the world. And they are calling to him. WARNING: Contains sex, language, and violence.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,452 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Kimura
Tropas Sopas by Anime Borat reviews
Troop Soup. Soup and the Cold War collide as we join Mason, Hudson, and Weaver on a mission to save the world from ruthless Commies and there plot to rule the world.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,909 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 4/19/2011 - A. Mason
Animal House by Legendary Legacy reviews
A day at the zoo. Of course, with this group, it can't be JUST a day at the zoo.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,378 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 2/13/2010
Little FEARs by Anime Borat reviews
First a few bits of humor and parody. PS, I do not own FEAR.
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 2/6/2011
The Bear, The Eagle, and The Ponies by Obssesed Nuker reviews
When a experiment gone wrong lands a ruthless and powerful foe in the middle of Equestria, Twilight and her friends must put trust in a battered group of human soldiers if they are to stave off a revolution of the Bolshevik variety...
Crossover - My Little Pony & Command & Conquer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,511 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011
Russian Roulette by Erin Peepsta reviews
A too good to be true vacation to Russia, reveals to have a more sinister purpose. Follow a group of close friends as they are thrown into a twisted game of Russian Roulette. What happens when one decides to play? Please rate and review
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 73,831 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Complete
Sweet Apple Capers by The RPGenius reviews
Pinkie Pie wants some apple strudel, and by Celestia, she's gonna get it!
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,830 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Pinkie Pie - Complete
Stargate Equestria: Connection by Bosstone reviews
BOOK 1: When the SG-1 team stumbles through the Stargate into Equestria, an ancient sleeping foe awakens. Can Colonel O'Neill and his team protect the planet's unusual but friendly inhabitants and find their way home again?
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,482 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 89 - Published: 6/4/2011 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Azumanga Ponies by whatsapenname1 reviews
Seems like a pretty obvious crossover. I started watching My Little Pony and they immediately reminded me of the Azumanga girls.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/31/2011
Nightmares of New Year by Anime Borat reviews
A crack series based on Episode 8. Rated T for language, violence, bad humor, suggestive themes and randomness. Sorry for the poor grammar at the first four chapters.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,799 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Kimura, Kaorin
Porcelain Secrets by Nathaniel Shepard reviews
On her way home, Apple Bloom discovers Spike rifling through Rarity's belongings. Heading in to confront the dragon, they accidentally knock over a priceless vase! Will they be able to cover it up or will suspicion tear the town apart?
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Complete
Pinkamina by Sithicus reviews
Pinkie came home from the Gala depressed and forlorn, so who could hope to comfort her after the worst disaster of all disastrous parties? Pinkamina Diane Pie, that's who.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Complete
Tomodachi: Friends by Hollow28 reviews
One-shot of how I think Ayumu would fit in with the Higurashi group. Y'know, before they go berserk. Please read and review!
Crossover - Azumanga Daioh & Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Ayumu K./Osaka, Rena R. - Complete
In My Time To Die by GoddessOfBassoons reviews
FE8. Everyone had a death quote, but they were all thinking something while dying. Character deaths.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8/2011
When Huey Met Chiyo by whatsapenname1 reviews
I just wondered what would happen if they met.
Crossover - Azumanga Daioh & Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Chiyo M., Huey F.
Truth, Dare and Death by Erin Peepsta reviews
Truth and dare:It can be a fun party game but it sometimes can lead to some outrageous extremes. When Brandy is dared, it will send her into a world where death is normal and war rages everywhere. The truth will be known but dare and death go hand in hand
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,378 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010
Azumanga Trek: A Stolen Generation? by Hwikek reviews
During a time limited to the generic future a destroyer from the Federation's vast wartime armada is sent adrift with a certain team of two, Takino and Kasuga. Despite the conflict between each other they are unaware of the danger of another.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,769 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Tomo T., Ayumu K./Osaka - Complete
Surviving The Dark by Hwikek reviews
Six young people find themselves trapped. There doesn't seem to be any means of escape. Survival means running away, because they cannot stand and fight. Yet they are not alone. And the people they meet will be far more frightening than their prison.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,919 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Kagura, Minamo K./Nyamo - Complete
Return to Glory by Dr. Mason reviews
Shortly after graduation, the Azu Dai girls are pursued by a shadow organization determined to keep them quiet. Who's heading the organization, what do the girls know, and what does it have to do with Chiyo's past? M for violence, language and OC death.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,586 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Chiyo M.
When Is Love? by Hwikek reviews
Neville Samson is a member of INTERPOL. He's been shot at, he's been injured, he's seen people who wanted to kill him. But is he ready to face another challenge, and how can he stay professional when he falls in love with his trainee?
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,117 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Tomo T. - Complete
The Waiting Games by Crazy ASN reviews
Link is taking forever to get to the final boss and his princess. Looks like its time to do the only thing to do on such an occasion...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
Don't Skip While Practicing Your Serve! by Hwikek reviews
During the second Culture Fest a remarkable event takes place.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Kagura, Sakaki - Complete
Azumanga Lodoss Brigade by Anime Borat reviews
Looks like our favorite Azu girls and the SOS Brigade invade the world of Lodoss. Chaos and crazy stuff ensue as they save the day and try make their way back home.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,607 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Ayumu K./Osaka, Chiyo M.
Modern Warfare 2: Makarov by ReadyFireAimEmission reviews
Conspiracies. Betrayal. Revenge. With a personal Vendetta against the world, Vladimir Makarov has only one path before him. This is his story, and his trials and tribulations during the events of Modern Warfare 2.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 51 - Words: 134,256 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Vladimir Makarov - Complete
A fine Line by Erin Peepsta reviews
Follow the try and tribulations of a soldier in the 141. Through high and lows, will she prevail through it all? Please rate and review! Also note, this is meant to have stupid funny scenes, so don't flame me if something doesn't make sense.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,949 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Complete
The TIT Coalition by Lizuka reviews
Tomo has decided to put together a little afterschool club.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Tomo T., Koyomi M./Yomi
Time Flies by TheCardboardMan reviews
This story is the end result of a thought experiment between myself and a friend - combining some ideas on the future of the AD cast as well as a few OCs. Chapter 2 is now posted.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,310 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010
Box by Berlioz II reviews
Tomo stumbles on a locked box on her way to school, but what secrets lurk within its hidden insides?
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Tomo T. - Complete
Phasmatis by deadghost reviews
Tomo's reckless driving ends in a tragady that she can never forgive herself for. Her life is torn apart and she is at her end. Who will save her as she stands on the brink?
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Tomo T., Koyomi M./Yomi
Cookies by StudentofDust reviews
Randomness in the life of the Azu-Girls. Includes chocolate chips and fourth-wall breaks. Mild ones, of course.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Complete
Ramirez, Do Everything! by ReadyFireAimEmission reviews
The World is at war. Makarov is on the loose. Could things get any worse? Relax people, Ramirez is oscar mike to save the day.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,252 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - J. Ramirez, Sgt. Foley
New Azumanga Daioh by Anime Rebirth reviews
A complete retelling of the beloved anime Series Done AR style. EPISODE 27 UP!
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 148,905 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 8/10/2007
Of Boxes and Syu by Fade to Osaka reviews
Tomo finds a mysterious padlocked box in the park. What could be inside? Warning: Complete nonsense
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Tomo T., Ayumu K./Osaka - Complete
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Free Your Mind reviews
Haunted by a ghost of the past... who may be more than she thinks he is. ... I think. Read the Author's notes for more info.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,298 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Ayumu K./Osaka
Blind Chaos reviews
When things go 'grope' in the night... written out of sheer boredom, and an experiment with a new writing style.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Complete
Give a Girl some Whiskey reviews
Tomo meets a bottle of whiskey during the girls' third-year summer trip! Stuff happens... Rated T for maybe a really mild and quiet alcohol reference sneaked somewhere in there... /blatantlies
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Tomo T., Ayumu K./Osaka - Complete
In the Heat of Battle reviews
REUPLOAD What do INTERPOL-SWAT-turned-Commando operators, teenage college students, JGSDF soldiers, and freedom fighters have in common?
Crossover - Azumanga Daioh & Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,841 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010
Christmas Letters from 2fort reviews
A sort of spin-off from my Short Short Oneshort series. Read, review, and poke with a stick if you so desire.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Complete
The Video reviews
A warning video is found... a quick oneshot for Halloween!
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Complete
A Short Short Oneshort involving the Spy reviews
Spy's marvelous misadventures behind enemy lines!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Spy - Complete
A Short Short Oneshort involving the Medic reviews
And his Mighty Man of Meat. - - I need less spare time.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Medic, Spy
A Short Short Oneshort involving the Sniper reviews
... and the Spy, who will still hopefully get his own story later. Review, peeps.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
A Short Short Oneshort involving the Engineer reviews
Exactly as it says.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Engineer - Complete
Chiyo's Bully reviews
REUPLOAD He's lean, he's mean, and he's... creepy as all get out. Follow Chiyo's last great challenge in elementary school!
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,538 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Chiyo M.
Robbery Done Wrong reviews
With Osaka involved, not even a street crime can go off normally. ONESHOT.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Complete
Foley's Crane Catastrophe! reviews
All those diners with those stupid crane games...
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Sgt. Foley, Cpl. Dunn - Complete