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Joined 01-17-10, id: 2220518, Profile Updated: 05-13-15
Author has written 36 stories for Naruto, Pokémon, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Introduction:

This is my dump for my yaoi obsession. Which has now taken over my life thanks to all your support

My deviantArt: (Visit here for artwork!)

My FictionPress: http://www.fictionpress.com/catbleu (Nothing Here Yet.)

My YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/BobbayPM (Visit for Speedpaints.)

My tumblr: (Visit for sneak peaks and other such things. You can also ask questions and possibly requests.)

Best Friend: theapricottree(We're working on a Sealand collaboration that will appear on her account. If you want a break from Yaoi and romance, I suggest you check her out.)

BetaBuddy: Holly Jolly Rape

Quite clearly, I support love between all genders- if you're a H8r, what the hell are you doing looking at YaoiPhox's profile page? xD

Hablo español y inglés. Pero no estoy con fluidez. Puedo ayudar con traducciónes (español - inglés y english - spanish).

SOME REOCCURRING OC's:

1. Phox - An OC I sometimes use to stand in for myself. (She is a Myteorl character)

2. Ashley - Myself

3. Bobby - My Other Self (Male)

4. Atari - Started in Lasting Partners. Always paired with his Uke, Suki. Close non-OC friend(s): Kakuzu.

5. Suki - Also started in Lasting Partners. Always paired with his Seme, Atari. Close non-OC friend(s): Hidan.

Common Names: Sara, Gina, Jack, Jeff, and more...


Additional Words:

TAKE MY POLL SO I CAN WRITE MORE -Poll is at the top of this profile page.

Av picture: My OC, Phox- my OC's evil half, if you will.

REQUEST(S) CLOSED (Message Me!)

Rules/Info Needed:

1. Pairings I support will have best success.

2. It will (hopefully) be oneshot but can be more...

3. Any particular scenario/ theme/ or outcome?

SLOTS:

1. APRIL 2010 - kisaitaluvr - MadaTobiZet with HidaKuzu -Finished- Remain w/ Your Heart -Sequel Finished-

2. MAY 2010 - BloodDrenchedScorpion - Paper Bomb - Finished - No Sequel


Activity: Updated - 12/5/2013

- VARIOUS STORIES HAVE BEEN SCRAPPED. IF EVER ONE YOU LIKE HAS BEEN SCRAPPED AND YOU REALLY WANT IT BACK, MESSAGE ME!

- Point Commissions on dA are open.

- Grown Up is on Hiatus for an undetermined amount of time. (Until I find all my old plans/return to Naruto.)

- I have uploaded a few Hetalia fanfic prologues in hopes that one of them will become popular enough to get me back into writing.

- Stories to Finish: Psychiatrist & Stripper, Kousei, Online Affairs, Akatsumon, After Death, Servant

- I WOULD LIKE A VARIETY OF BETAS, NOT JUST ONE. THIS IS IN CASE A BETA MISSES SOMETHING OR A BETA IS NOT ON IN TIME.

STATS:

Stories Scrapped: 3

Stories Unfinished: 9

Stories Pending: A Lot...

Stories Completed: 24.5 (Hoping to finish Kousei up sooner or later.)

Stories Total: 36

QUESTIONS TO YOU:

NONE

Private message me your answer(S)


PAIRINGS I strongly SUPPORT: (I don't care which is Seme so long as pairing is the same and it is well-written)

NARUTO-

Kakuzu X Hidan (1st OTP)

Sasuke X Naruto

Sasori X Deidara

Kisame X Itachi

Tobi X Zetsu

Orochimaru X Kabuto

DEATH NOTE-

Light X L

Matt X Mello

SOUTH PARK-

Kyle X Stan

Cartman X Butters

HETALIA-

Sweden X Finland

Denmark X Norway

Hong Kong X Iceland

Germany X N. Italy

Spain X Romano

France X England

Greece X Japan

Turkey X Egypt(Current OTP)

Russia X China

Lithuania X Poland

Hungary x Prussia x Austria

Cuba X Canada

Romania x Bulgaria

PAIRINGS I DISLIKE:

Incest - It's just not right. Sorry. It really warps a person's mind and it does even worse to the gene pool.

AnyoneSaku - I just hate that pinkette slut... Mary-Sue... unless maybe paired with Ino... or Karin

Cracky Crack Pairings (Like SuxAnyone but Fin, KakuTsu, HidaKona, etc.)

USUK - I see them more as father and son and, personally, I don't see Alfred as gay or mentally old enough to be in a relationship.

Turkey X Greece - Not only is it against my two Hetalia OTPs, but I see them more as father and rebellious son. Especially since Turkey had a thing for Greece's mom.

Character X OC - Unless there's good reason for it... >.>' Which, really, there rarely is...

That's all I can think of atm...


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Jumping on the BandWagons:

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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5 Truths of Life.

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it

3. The first truth is a lie

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face

Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile.

{Phox: I ONLY DOUBLE-CHECKED AS I ALWAYS DO!}

Took A Quiz: You're Itachi
Know-it-all, homicidal, eye stealer.
Hahahabwa.

What will happen eventually...

A random producer guy from DisneyXD is working on Naruto Shippuden until... BOOM! Jiraiya, Deidara, and Hidan crash into the room.

"What is the meaning of this, un?!" Deidara yelled out. "You took out a precious moment of my art!!"

"As much as I appreciate you getting rid of my nickname, you're going to take out the women!" Jiraiya shouted.

"You took out the swearing... and the blood," Hidan growled as he walked up to him. "What kind of f_ing ninja show doesn't have blood in it?!" Hidan brought his scythe up to the guy's neck.

"It was for the fans! I made it appropriate so even six year olds could watch!" the guy screamed as he... uh... gave himself a reason to look for new pants.

"Who gives a crap about the freakin' six-year-olds?! The freakin' fourteen year-year-olds are gonna kill you for taking out the good parts!"

There was another BOOM! Three ninja fans busted down the wall. Two jounin-level boys, and a chuunin-level girl.

"GET HIM!!"

Put this on your profile if you noticed what Disney took out of Naruto Shippuden, and you're mad about it. And add yourself to the fans invasion!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you noticed that the Akatsuki members usually get defeated after they rip off their cloaks, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Don't take off your cloaks you guys! O_o)

I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers) put this in your profile.

BANANA PHONE! HA.HA.HAHA! post this on your profile if you are extremely random

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!

I LOVE DENMARK (Country, not Character), SADIK ADNAN, and TARKAN!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile


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3D Love by Miserylolita reviews
Kiku Honda would really much prefer to stick to 2D romances rather than date real people. But when Yong Soo sets him up on a date, he meets a mysterious stranger with green eyes on the way. Maybe he'll learn that 3D love isn't so bad. Mainly Giripan, with the Asian countries and some focus on friendship. All that good stuff. HongIce and undetermined pairings possible later. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,906 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 8/13/2011 - [Japan, Greece] South Korea, Taiwan - Complete
I'll Have You Eventually by Wurstlover178 reviews
Mathias Køhler is working at the bar when he meets Lukas Bondevik, and he can't get enough of him. Lukas rejects Mathias after much flirting, but that doesn't stop him. DenNor, SuFin. Language, mature themes, later chapters. Chapter 19 now up!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,303 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Norway, Denmark
True Nature by SillyKwado reviews
Mathias hates being an Omega. He hates the stereotypes, the heats, everything. He especially hates Alphas and how they love to show their dominance over weak, little Omegas. That is, until he meets Lukas Bondevik- a stereotypical Alpha who's also the best-smelling one he's ever met, but he doesn't even seem to notice Mathias. Omegaverse! DenNor, SuFin! Smut in the third chapter
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,023 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - [Denmark, Norway] [Sweden, Finland] - Complete
Fara í Víking by Erandir reviews
AU - The Nordics, as a crew of space pirates, learn of a mythical treasure hidden amidst the ruins of the long dead civilization of Asgard and head out on an epic journey through many trials. SuFin DenNor. Longer summary within.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,356 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Sweden, Finland, Norway, Denmark - Complete
Every Dog has his Day by brattyteenagewerewolf reviews
He'd never asked to be turned but the least the universe could give him in compensation was the peace of knowing that he and his brother would be left alone. The pack to the North is moving south, the one to the South is moving North and in the center is Lovino and his brother, two lone werewolves who might have to give up their freedom to survive. side story to Hair of the Dog.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,879 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 1/15/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain, N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Breaking Gleipnir by brattyteenagewerewolf reviews
a chance encounter with an intriguing Norwegian might be just enough to help Matthias out of the problematic situation he and Berwald have found themselves in and maybe even repair the breaking bond between the two arguing werewolves. Of course nothing is ever as simple as that... DenNor side story for Hair of the Dog, set the year Lukas was turned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,499 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - [Denmark, Norway] Iceland, Sweden - Complete
Kofeina by Gui Zhou reviews
For the first time in his life, Berwald finds love. And it's in the form of a perfect Finn who becomes a regular at the coffee shop he works at. Written for the Surströmmiakki Fest on Dreamwidth. SuFin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Sweden, Finland] - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part by Seiferdragon reviews
"I was waiting for you. You're not easy to find. You're lucky I'm patient." - A story about the past, present, and what always will be, through death or otherwise.- Kakuzu's life has gone through many changes lately: from finding love to almost losing it. One thing remains certain in these uncertain times. He and Hidan will be together forever, Until Death Do They Part.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,114 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
The Person I Might Become by tastewithouttalent reviews
"'I was terrified. Terrified of the person I might become.'" Stein and Spirit's reunion and reconciliation. Overlaps the events of the anime. Volume 3 and final of The Moments We Touch series. Sequel to A World Like That.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 88,201 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 9/18/2013 - [Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe] - Complete
The Child He Always Wanted by Steadfast-Bright-Star reviews
'I look down into his eyes, waiting for that elusive flicker of love, for that moment when we finally connect.' Lukas holds his and Mathias's son for the first time and feels nothing. Later, alone in the dark, he wonders if he will ever match the love Mathias has for Emil or if he will always be second-best. Tie-in to 'Our Beloved Son' but can be read alone. AU, Dennor, Anko Family
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2013 - [Denmark, Norway] Iceland - Complete
Between Sea and Shore by Steadfast-Bright-Star reviews
Two men, two centuries, one name. In 1830, Mathias is a jaded novelist battling a laudanum addiction and an illicit attraction, in 2013 he's a lonely children's author writing fairytales. One will fall for a captivating creature of the sea, the other for a troubled man who seems not quite of this world; an illustrator whose pictures show far more than just the story. DenNor AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,299 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - [Denmark, Norway] - Complete
I'm Sorrys by killerkitty15 reviews
Matthias fucks up. Big time. Now all he wants is his Lukas's forgiveness. But will he get more then he bargained for when his apology turns into a full blown fight? (SUMMARY SUCKS IM SORRY) mentions of SuFin, heavy DenNor (*cough* smuuuuuuuuuuut *cough*) and eventual HongIce (*cough* smuuuuuuuut *cough*)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,223 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 9/24/2013 - [Norway, Denmark] [Hong Kong, Iceland] - Complete
Sweet Seduction by Arcadia Mahler reviews
In which Sadik learns a little patience, and some seduction can go a long way. A rambling one-shot about Turkey and Egypt's love life. Rated M for graphic sex, swearing, and some suggested themes. Turkey x Egypt
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,282 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Egypt, Turkey - Complete
Unfortunate Side Effects by xotakux2002x reviews
Hidan has to perform a ritual. Kakuzu has to endure the effects of that ritual. Not a pleasant experience for anyone. kakuhidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Incorrectly Invisible by SeraSearaSpin reviews
He's invisible in all the wrong ways. Even Canada doesn't see him. And one day it all becomes frightfully clear. Rated T, just in case.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Sealand - Complete
Lament by KimimiCchi reviews
Sat at his piano, Roderich is haunted with thoughts. Thoughts of all he had, and all he has now lost... One-shot, angst.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Austria, Prussia, Holy Roman Empire, Kugelmugel - Complete
Missing by Shin Sankai reviews
It's time for Sorata to have a check up, but it doesn't go according to plan when Yokozawa's sweet cat goes missing in the office! AU - NOT LIKE THE NOVELS, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, ITS JUST A BIT OF FUN!
Sekaiichi Hatsukoi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,558 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Takafumi Yokozawa, Zen Kirishima - Complete
The Future by Bluest-of-Jayys reviews
Berwald was a kid who couldn't control his fists. Tino was a kid who couldn't control his failures. Even though they are no longer kids, old problems need new solutions and what better place to find them than a complete overhaul of their IMAGE? Modeling AU, prequel to Top Model. SuFin, M for later.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
The New Manager by BlueFire77 reviews
Hidan hates the new manager and the new manager hates Hidan and Deidara is determined to change that...for his own selfish reasons. KakuHida or KakuHidan, mentions of KisaIta and SasoDei. rated M for Hidan-ness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,256 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Black Ember by Sianascera reviews
In a world similar to our own a war has been going on for centuries, neither side able to claim the final victory. In the midst of this, a young Lord loses his family and swears to get his revenge. With the help of an ancient beast he sets out on a journey to find and punish the murderer of his parents. But the dragon demands a price... Dragon!DenmarkxNorway
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 134,392 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - [Denmark, Norway] - Complete
The Genius Next Door by Keung Liu reviews
Francis was once happy, before he went and had an affair and contracted HIV. From there on a series of unfortunate events follows — like that of his failing health and of the disquieting images that haunt him and of Arthur's bitter distrust. In order for the two to learn forgiveness, they must return back to the start — Marseille, where the genius next door first learned of love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,415 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Helpless Space Case by GlitterTrails reviews
"All of Finland's humanity was lost upon conversion. You have to accept that reverse transformation is impossible. Your wife is now forever part of the Pictonian collective." "Nh," Sweden replied "I won't accept it, because it's n't true."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,693 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
An Interesting Turn of Events by MattieWinter reviews
Berwald, a Swedish spy in Finland has just had his cover blown. How will he get out of this one when the one perusing isn't at all who expected? He never intended it to go this way, it was all just an interesting turn of events. Human names used. Spy!AU SuFin BoyXBoy, don't like, don't read please.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,286 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Sweden, Finland, Iceland, Norway - Complete
Her Papas by chibi-excel reviews
On the first day of his new semester Nikola runs into a two year old girl. After finding a very frantic Dimitrie searching for her, he gets to know them bothand decides to help the teen raise the little girl. RomaBul
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,730 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Bulgaria, Romania - Complete
Child's Play by GlitterTrails reviews
The neighborhood game of war changes for 8 year old Tino when 10 year old Berwald rescues him from Mathias's tree fort. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,031 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
No Such Thing As Coincidence by KuroRiya reviews
Falling in Love sucks. Falling in love with your best friends sucks more. What sucks the most? When that best friend is forced to move away. Welcome to Tino's life. Yaoi/BL. Lot's of fluff and some smexy time towards the end! SuFin, DenNor, HongIce, amoung other various pairings. But Mostly SuFin, of course.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 168,427 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Fourteen Days by KuroRiya reviews
Hei, KuroRiya brings you another SuFin! What else would I bring you? Tino, desperate for a friend, turns to the internet, and might have just met the man of his dreams. But why is this Swede so reluctant to meet him? Let's just say that there's something not quite "right" about Berwald. Can't tell you, would ruin the surprise! M for a reason, Eventually. SO bad at summaries.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,122 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Holding His Breath by AoiGensou reviews
Ever since he had noticed the difference between boys and girls, Makoto had noticed Haru more than anyone else.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Makoto T., Haruka N. - Complete
New Toys! by SexySaxWoman reviews
Young Iceland has gotten himself into a sticky situation... Well, more like gooey when he finds Denmark and Norway's private drawer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Iceland, Norway, Denmark - Complete
Under The Moon by SalmiakLakrids reviews
Mathias is distraught when his dad tells him that they're moving to a remote village in Norway. But maybe it turns out to be not too bad after all, as he meets icy, ace-skier Lukas. Slash DenNor, human names used. I'm new to fanfiction, please be kind!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,214 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Parallel Lines by BakaAndCo reviews
Denmark has officially screwed up another one of their dates, and their anniversary at that. So feeling upset and depressed, Norway uses his magic to transport himself to a parallel world in which he had never existed. Looks like trouble, and trouble can only lead to: juiceboxes, hair curls, spiders, and...blood? Uh-oh, here we go... DenNor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,149 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Dreams of an Child by MystCountry12 reviews
This a story a Turkish man and his "wife" waiting for the the arrival of there new baby. But on the wait he keeps having memories of how "this all started." TurkeyXEgypt. Warnings: Mpreg, Yaoi, and swearing. This is from my old account, AkatsukiLover10188.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Turkey, Egypt, TRNC - Complete
Nothing of the Gods by tastewithouttalent reviews
"'I wish I lived in a world that knew nothing of the gods.'" Stein and Spirit's time at the DWMA, from their first day as partners to their last. Volume 1 of The Moments We Touch series. Followed by A World Like That.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 77,810 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - [Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe] - Complete
Patience is a Virtue by kyouko68 reviews
When Greece finally gets to be in a relationship with Japan he must be deprive of one of his two favorite things. Can Japan get him to wait for very long? Giripan and mentions of other pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,188 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Greece, Japan
The Duty of A Country by theapricottree
Alfred Alfred Jones is a billionaire, living the ritzy life that the 1920s have to offer. He continuously isolates himself from European affairs, despite his rising potential as a world power. Though, when the Depression hits, Alfred looses everything-including himself. Until one day, a man in a wheelchair speaks to him, and Alfred remembers what it truly means to be a country...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Sight by tastewithouttalent reviews
"'I can see your features when we're this close, you're just - softer around the edges.'" One-off about glasses set when Stein and Spirit are students at the DWMA together.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2013 - [Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe] - Complete
Maintaining Organization by Melby7777 reviews
After Kakuzu had scared yet another one of his partners into hiding, Pein brings in a new recruit—who happens to be a sixteen-year-old, fowl mouthed, high school delinquent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,366 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Akatsuki
To Tame a Viking by NocturnalUnicorn reviews
A young photographer named Tino meets a handsome viking named Berwald, who has been sealed away by a magic spell for centuries. Stranger yet, Berwald seems to think Tino is his wife! And what are these mysterious dreams Tino is having? SuFin M for LC
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,877 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Dreams & Desires by fan-nerd reviews
Abe doesn't exactly envision his first love being him, nor does he think his first kiss will belong to the pitcher, but he's never claimed to have an exciting imagination.
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/14/2013 - [Ren M., T. Abe] - Complete
When My Boat Comes In by Steadfast-Bright-Star reviews
Lukas has never been good enough. He struggles to support his little brother by driving a tourist boat and can't cope with the feelings of inadequacy that constantly plague him, along with his shyness and lack of confidence. When Mathias starts work on the boat, Lukas pushes him away. Eventually, however, he learns it's ok to open up. T for upset Lukas and eventual DenNor. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,976 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Iceland, Norway, Denmark - Complete
Wolf Moon by brattyteenagewerewolf reviews
Emil had all but given up on love. He'd been lonely but he was used to it, he could handle it, especially with everything else going on. But then Kaoru walked into his life and turned it upside down. wolf!verse side story, set after hair of the dog.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Hong Kong, Iceland - Complete
Play Hard Love Hard by Villain reviews
Tajima wants Hanai to give him more, and give it harder. Hanai/Tajima, TajiHana, HanaTaji
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2013 - A. Hanai, Y. Tajima - Complete
The unpleasantries of life by Sianascera reviews
Norway struggles to sustain him and his little brother, so he ends up working in a brothel. When a certain Dane becomes a customer, things change. But when life finally seems to look better for them, some peace threatening news arrive. HumanAu, SuFin. Warning: Adult themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 171,287 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - [Denmark, Norway] - Complete
Valentine's Day by Archie KolherBondevik reviews
It's valentinve's Day at the Danish-Icelandic-Norwegian house hold. What will happen. No flames please. Warning: DenNorIce, Threesome, Yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Iceland, Norway, Denmark - Complete
Hair of the Dog by brattyteenagewerewolf reviews
Tino had been a bit stupid. He probably should have run when he'd first heard the growl from the shadows but he didn't. Now he's thrown into a violent world where all you can trust is your pack and your neighbours would kill you as soon as look at you. On top of this he's forced to deal with growing feelings for the werewolf who doomed him to this life. SuFin, DenNor
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 62,491 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Finland, Sweden, Denmark, Norway - Complete
The Pirate's Treasure by chibi-excel reviews
Pirate Captain Antonio wants one thing, and one thing only; a mermaid. Boy or girl doesn't matter, as long as they are royalty and can make him jewels.He's got his wish, but dealing with this prince is going to be much harder than he thought. Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,977 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
It's Magic by chibi-excel reviews
Nikola is new to America and the high school dorms. To make matters more stressful, they set him up with an eccentric member of the magic club named Dmitri. Dmitri avoids him at first, not wanting to hurt the boy's chances at popularity, but a potion mistakenly drank by Nikola brings them together into a strange new friendship. RomaBul, DenNor, Edelweiss, UsUk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,556 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Bulgaria, Romania - Complete
Secret Santa by koyukis reviews
It was just another day, with Christmas just around the corner, when Norway finds a package for him in the mailbox with surprising contents. When more and more packages for him arrive in the mail, each with a special gift in them, Norway becomes determined to find out who's behind all this. Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,612 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Cálido y fragante by DarkLady-Iria reviews
Fue por el café. Lo he probado con otras naciones, pero el tuyo es tan cálido y fragante, como tu ser. Podría beberlo toda la vida. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - Spanish - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Egypt, Turkey - Complete
Navidad by DarkLady-Iria reviews
No tendría nada de malo que, por una vez, conviviéramos con otras naciones y celebráramos con ellos sus festividades. Oneshot, esperando que sea de su agrado, y les deseo a todos Feliz Navidad y Próspero Año Nuevo.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - Spanish - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Egypt, Turkey - Complete
Manly Suasion by IDespiseTragedy reviews
No longer were they allowed to swing their bats at Koshien; instead, they were ordered to kill. What did life have in stock when baseball players turned into manslayers? Smut-heavy dub-con yaoi fic.
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2012 - [A. Hanai, Y. Tajima] [Ren M., T. Abe] - Complete
Be Our Guest by closet-perv reviews
Russia wants to spend time with China and make him smile. But he has a weird way of showing it. So he makes sure to have the Baltics treat his guest extra special. 3rd person One Shot Lemon. WARNING THERE IS INCEST WITH THE BALTICS & SOME HUMILIATION/S&M!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,391 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Russia, China - Complete
Different Hearts, Same Love by CreamPuffBunny reviews
With a strange disease sweeping across the land, Francis, a nobleman, escapes his city. Lost in the woods without a clue, he meets strange yet fascinating man named Arthur who resides in the forest. Two men from completely different worlds try to get along as they travel to a place free of disease. However, Arthur is harboring a deadly secret from Francis. FrancisxArthur AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,279 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - [England/Britain, France] - Complete
Enslavement by Aeguptos reviews
Turkey x Egypt a slightly historical look at their beginning
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,929 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Egypt, Turkey - Complete
Everything i ask for by glassheart14 reviews
Denmark and Norway are living in a fairytale life, all Denmark wants is for Norway to put on that ring. Their relasionship is put to the test when Norway reveals a shocking secret that will change thier lives forever. MPreg warning!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 64 - Words: 107,961 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
The curse by Sianascera reviews
Norway gets cursed and Denmark forces England to find a cure. Practically PwP, a oneshot for GarGoyl.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2012 - [Denmark, Norway, England/Britain] - Complete
Don't Upset Faroe by RoseMatoBird reviews
Denmark and Norway have three children: relatively normal twin boys, Oslo and Copenhagen; and a relatively DIFFERENT daughter, Faroe. Denmark's always put up with his daughter's magic powers. But when he lets on that he's a little freaked out by them, Faroe gets perhaps too worked up, and does something she immediately regrets... Contains yaoi OCs
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Top Model by Bluest-of-Jayys reviews
Mathias is an unemployed, down-on-his-luck, twenty-something guy. When what he thought was going to be a one-night stand turned out to be a modeling job with the guy of his dreams, how will his life change? DenNor, M for later. COMPLETE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,038 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Blood Is Thicker Than Beer by IggyGiggle reviews
Four things Finland could do without: cleaning, an angry Norway, a convenient cliff, and seeing Denmark naked. Well, you can't always get what you want. Nordic-centric. SuFin, DenNor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Sweden, Finland, Norway, Denmark - Complete
The Beginning of All Commotions by katamari-jedi reviews
Herakles Karpusi, heir to his father's shipping empire, finds himself caught in a gang-fight, only to be rescued by the yakuza-hitman, Kiku aka "Mister Fox". The two then team up to search for a missing heirloom. Hilarity ensues. Mafia-AU, Giripan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,263 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - [Greece, Japan] Monaco, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The King and the Jack by Kishiko Masago
Full Title: The King and the Jack's Love Story. Rating: T for mentions of nudity. Nothing smutty, I promise. Pairing: Main: GerIta Germany and Italy; Ludwig and Feliciano ; Side: Giripan Greece and Japan; Heracles and Kiku .. "Tell me, Feliciano; how did you in Ludwig fall in love?" "I'll start from when we first met..."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/2/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
One of us has to become France's boyfriend by Forgotten Cross reviews
Alternative fic to "We have to get France a boyfriend"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
A Saucy Affair by soviet-chan reviews
Germany shows up to a meeting with an unfortunate sauce stain on his pants. England is publicly embarrassed. Russia uses technology to his advantage. Japan endures conflict. Madness ensues. And then...Canada? Includes Germany, Italy, Spain, S. Italy, France, England, America, Russia, Japan, China and Canada. Pairings include Spain x S. Italy, France x England, and Russia x America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Hetalia Drabble, Playlist Challenge! by apparizione
You right short drabbles based on a song. You only have the time frame from when the song starts, until it ends. I decided to do a different pairing for each drabble. Spain/Romano, Sweden/Finland, Germany/Italy, France/England, America/England, America/Russia, Prussia/Canada, Denmark/Norway, Greece/Japan, Turkey/Egypt, SouthKorea/HongKong. M-rated warning: gets sexual twice.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
All Thanks to Kittens by LovelyToMeetYou reviews
And it was all thanks to kittens, Japan smiled as he felt Greece's hand intertwined with his own. Giripan plus kittens. Fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Japan, Greece - Complete
Scandalous by masruiiiik reviews
Hidan was just going to grab a late-night snack when he saw Sasori and Deidara doing something absolutely... scandalous. On the kitchen counter no less. Maybe he and Kakuzu should try it sometime. Mentions of SasoDei and KakuHida. Crack-fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Running the Bases by WallyIsAwsome26 reviews
First base/Usualy just kissing. Seacond base/kissing with hand action grouping, massageing, ect.. Third bases/Things like oral sex or hand jobs. Home run/What do you think a home run means? Hmm...? Four chapters total. Abe x Mihashi.
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,965 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - T. Abe, Ren M.
Yuuwaku by Gyaku no Sekai reviews
"About the only time losing is more fun than winning is when you're fighting temptation." -Tom Wilson. Kakuzu is tempted. Kakuzu x Fem!Hidan, very M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Innocent by The Akatsuki Wolf reviews
When Hidan reaches the age hormones start to attack him, what's going to happen when he sees his half naked partner coming out of the shower? Let's find out...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
I'm sick! by akebou reviews
A fluffy KakuHida one-shot! Hidan's "sick", let's see if Kakuzu can heal him... Warning; Lemon and Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
NekoRoma by Lady-Pyrien reviews
Antonio has been feeling lonely with his recent break up with his on/off boyfriend. The solution: a new kitten that his boss doesn't want. Just as he gets used to this cat, a new challenge is thrown at him. How do you teach a cat to be human?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,518 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
Life with Lyrics Canadian style by yellow blaze reviews
Human AU Tired of being ignored, and discovering his crush is now dating someone else, Matthew becomes extremely depressed. That stupid assembly didn't help. Rated T for mentions of suicide. Not a death fic!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,435 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Canada, Cuba - Complete
I Don't Hate You by Lady-Pyrien reviews
Lovino and his brothers face the unknown while on a mission to Earth. The Italian angel comes up against more than he bargained for when a dark angel takes a liking to him and now he and Feliciano might be cast out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,707 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
In Vain Celebration by FrozenBrokenSunflower reviews
A RusAmeChu threesome. Takes place after WW2, this will be the last time China invites these two at his house at the same time. Release of some sexual tension between the three Allies. Russia, China and America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2012 - China, Russia - Complete
Your Mouth Will Get You Trouble by The Akatsuki Wolf reviews
Hidan always had a bad mouth, and it was obvious he'd never been taught a lesson for it. Kakuzu can change that rather quickly. Hidan should have learned to rephrase his thoughts better...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Always a Pitcher by DiagonAlley reviews
Abe knows another side of Mihashi. Lemon. Mihashi-Abe
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Ren M., T. Abe
Friday Nights 'Round Here by Bluest-of-Jayys reviews
It wasn't often that Tino went out drinking with Mathias, but when he did, Berwald wanted no part of it. Fortunately for Tino, his husband has the patience of a God. SuFin, one-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Don't Bet on Love by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
The tale of two brothers, unlucky in life and in love...especially Prussia, until he meets a beautiful young waitress and her room mate Italy, who just so happens to like the blond German type, but which brother will be the first to get laid?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,512 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Root of Attraction by whitetyger123 reviews
Born blind, Feliciano decides to get a seeing eye dog. But when he meets the trainer, he gets more than he had hoped for! Co-written with Verboten Byacolate. Ludwig/Feliciano, yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,351 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Say Uncle by WeDon'tKnowEnoughToUnderstand reviews
Today was not a happy day. Norway did not know what to think about it all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Make Me Believe Again by LonelyHearts2008 reviews
A year ago, on Valentine's Day, Tino found his boyfriend in the arms of another man. The heartbroken Finn decides to give up on love. At least, he does, until the most unlikely person crosses his path and vows to make him believe again. SuFin Shonen-Ai.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Finland meets Beowulf by Dork Overload reviews
It's as simple as it sounds. With much boasting and Finland demonstrating exactly why he is a "delicate flower." I suppose this is technically a crossover, but I have no idea what category "Beowulf" falls in to.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
AdmiralAwesome's Birthday Fic by GiveUpResistance reviews
AU DenNor. After Lukas wakes up in Mathias's bed, he doesn't know how to react. Crappy summary, crappy title, I'll edit them soon. Yaoi, Boy on Boy, etc. DL, DR
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/4/2012 - [Denmark, Norway] - Complete
A Chair by the Window by coeurgryffondor reviews
Berwald tends to get quiet when he sits in the chair by the window. I don't know why. He probably wouldn't tell me if I asked, and so I've never raised the issue. / Finland's POV.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
A Hetalia Valentines Day by Dark wolf's last day reviews
What are some of the Hetalia couples doing on Valentines Day? Let's find out! Rated M because of later chapters. GerIta - K, FrUK - M, Spamano - T, Prussia's Chapter - M.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,447 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Second To None by ipona reviews
Sweden belongs to Finland. Not that he would want it any other way. Kink-meme fill. Sweden/Finland, smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
El Rancho by FanSlewFantasy reviews
Spamano ONESHOT M for a reason. AU. Lovino is sent to El Rancho christian camp to work with the kids, in the hopes it would fix his bad behavior. But Antonio the camp counseller Isn't doing much in reguards to helping him do that. At all. DL;DR
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,042 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/19/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Of Pasta and Beer by Domani reviews
When Ludwig, a fae living in the Eidelstein family's care, gets a new roommate he greats this challenge with resentment- but will little Feliciano be able to change his mind?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,805 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Technological Romance by Bluest-of-Jayys reviews
Some endings are new beginnings, and some new beginnings are facilitated by small children, teddy bears, or the Hetalia Dating Service. M for later chapters. AU. SuFin. COMPLETE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,572 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Corrupted Convictions by Xxshino-Loven-bugzxX reviews
Wang Yao is accused of murder and is sentence to jail. When he arrives he finds it is filled perverts, thugs and murderers, so how can he survive? Did I mention his cell mate is a crazy psychotic Russian? Yaoi, Rochu, BoyxBoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,272 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - China, Russia - Complete
Merry Christmas, SuFin by WhisperWeeper reviews
Sweden is worried that Finland won't except the ring he's made him and stay with him as his wife. Will the Finn destroy these fears as he gets ready to take off as Santa Claus, or will he add to them? Cute, fluffiness, kissing, SuFin, SeaLat
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Sacrum Sensualis by FanSlewFantasy reviews
Italy and Germany take a holiday in a small village, only to have a most unwelcome visitor. A competition for love ensues. GermanyxItalyxHRE love triangle. Oneshot divided into four parts. BL, M for a reason. Full warning etc inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,085 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Arthur and the Frog by Lady-Pyrien reviews
Arthur, the rich young man who loses his precious wand. Francis, the slimy little frog who gets it back for him... but for price FrUK based on the original ? princess and frog story
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2011 - England/Britain, France
Of Youkai, Life, and Other Things by Tyranno's girl reviews
Uchiha Itachi was your average weasel demon: He spent day and night studying and never went to parties or had a group of friends or silly things like that. Wait, what do you mean that's not normal! KisaIta, KakuHida, SasoDei, ZetTobi, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 212,885 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Havet i Mig by FanSlewFantasy reviews
THE OCEAN IN ME. Mathias is always saying strange things to him. Mathias is a strange guy, and on a early morning trip to the beach, things get slightly stranger. AU, DenNor. M for a reason, Yaoi, lots of stuff like that. R&R? :3 Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,803 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Mating Season by Sansetto reviews
It's mating season for Kisame. Rated for safety. Mentions of blood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Strangers by xGlass reviews
Norway is bored and looking to spice up his sex life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Gakuen Romance by chibi-excel reviews
Tyr is a member of a special school for intelligent children around the country. He's kept himself isolated from others pretty well so far, until he's forced to keep an eye on a delinquent one day in the library. HongIce DenNor summary sucks, i know.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,404 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Iceland, Hong Kong - Complete
This Is Me by FanSlewFantasy reviews
Lovino Vargas, the shadow of a popular, beloved, sometimes controversial brother, spends too much of his life with his head down doing what he needs to get on. But it's not easy, being normal. AU LovinoxSPain M for language and themes. FORMATTING FIXED!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,253 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Slot Machine by Peanut-Alien-Ninja-Girl reviews
Kakuzu tries to keep Hidan distracted with a slot machine wo he can go on with his business, but things don't go as he had expected. Kakuzu/Hidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2011 - [Kakuzu, Hidan] - Complete
A Prison Story by YouStoleMySocks reviews
Featuring stereotypical orange jumpsuits, unrealistic prison cells, a rag doll, an albino, and a blowjob from hell. An AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
From Dusk Till Dawn - SasoDei by mysticaldragon11 reviews
My own personal twist to Twilight. Deidara's life is about to change in a big way after his mom remarries and he goes to live with his dad. What could happen in a small town? Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,016 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Day of My Daughter's Wedding by FanSlewFantasy reviews
AU. Feliciano is marrying the son of a powerful family, and this means Lovino is left to reflect on a lover he had lost to the arms of betrayal and the walls of family and obligation. Yaoi, AntonioxLovi, Dl;DR A little long but worth it I hope. :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,036 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/8/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Love Is War by Raivis-Latvijas reviews
This is love. This is war. Sweden and Finland are in the midst of a full-scale war, and two lovers are trapped in the middle. They've taken opposite sides. They have to fight eachother. That's what people mean by "Love Is War". SuFin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,416 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
My little nurse Aru by Xxshino-Loven-bugzxX reviews
Yao is a nurse in a crazy hospital run by Doctor Awesome Prussia He hates working here, especially with the crazy Mental Ward Doctor, Ivan Braginski. Or Doctor Kolkol. Hardcore Yaoi, use of a medical instruments. BoyxBoy. Lame description is lame. READ!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2011 - China, Russia - Complete
Sleep, Little Bird by George deValier reviews
Human AU. Tino, Berwald and Peter are the perfect family. Things like this don't happen to people like them. But when they do, how are they supposed to accept it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 121 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
It Was a Very Different Time by Lily-L-Bell reviews
With the house to themselves Denmark coaxes Norway into looking up fanfiction featuring them. What he finds to be most common leaves him unsettled and dredges up memories of their past. Do a thousand years make his actions excusable? M - Suggested Sex
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,298 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
childhood memories by hallucinajenny reviews
Kakuzu had a good life until he finds an interesting young boy who turns his world upside down. naru-verse the ordering of when people joined the akatsuki will be messed up. kakuhidan, gore, swearing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,139 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Here Fishy Fishy by Kaida-Chan414 reviews
"Aw what's the matter? Is my little fishy not enjoying this?" he teased, an evil grin playing on his lips. Lemon yoai don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Eloquence by FanSlewFantasy reviews
You may Recognise this fic. SuFin, Yaoi themes. Sweden struggles with his expression and Finland talks too much. naturally, this creates misunderstandings and tension in their relationship. Fluffy like a fluffy thing with fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,878 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Danmark's Fødselsdag Gave by FanSlewFantasy reviews
You know when there's thunder and lightning and you can't sleep so you sit up 'til four typing Yaoi? Yah... It's Denmark's birthday, and Norway ponders what to get him. M for a reason. Seriously. Yaoi, DL;DR ONESHOT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,641 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
The Phone Moan by Grave Bells reviews
A game in which one person goes down on another, and the one receiving must call a friend and hold a normal conversation with them for as long as possible. When the friend figures out what's going on, the game is over. Bujeet, Phineas's POV. R&R
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Baljeet, Buford - Complete
All I Want for Christmas by xGlass reviews
America has a special Christmas wish. Santa delivers. SwedenxAmericaxFinland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
A Christmas Accident by xGlass reviews
Finland accidently puts a homemade video in Germany's Christmas present. Prussia finds it and decides to share with his friends.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Spilled Batter by Grave Bells reviews
Baljeet just wanted to make cookies. Bujeet. Gets a wee bit sexual. R&R
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Baljeet, Buford - Complete
The Curious Sealand by Icelilly reviews
Sweden and Finland recently returned from a trip to Hawaii and invited the other Nordics for a get-together. Meanwhile, Sealand is determined to find the meaning of a word he learned. But why won't anyone tell him what it means? SuFin. Contains sex talk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/18/2011 - [Sweden, Finland] Sealand, Denmark - Complete
The 700th Experiment by ghost-of-a-scarecrow reviews
When Jumba creates a poisonous new experiment, Lilo, Stitch, and Gantu set out to find it. But when it goes a step too far and injures Reuben, everyone pitches in to use its only weakness against it. Finally finished!
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,786 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2011 - 625/Reuben, Gantu - Complete
Find Your Light by Camryn Draik reviews
AU/Kakuzu,nears the end of college. After running into Hidan, he's left with a number. After a while they move in together and now they are faced with another problem. Hidan's parents. *Rated M for language and adult themes.*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Sacchariferous by Ecchi Nin reviews
For the next hour Hidan cursed out Kakuzu in his head and Kakuzu walked in silence, wondering how long Hidan would think he was a mind reader for. Small Drabbles about Hidan and Kakuzu's relationship. Rated M. Remeber to Review, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,469 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Lost in the Snow by Hyper4Hetalia reviews
Finland goes to visit Estonia and gets kept away from home by a snowstorm, unaware that Sweden and the others are frantically searching for him. Summary is fail, some DenNor and EstoniaxLatvia. Lots of fluff!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Al Huriya by ThisCouldTheoreticallyBeSparta reviews
Sadik is the Sultan of the Al Yildiz Empire. He is arrogant and foolish... Will encountering the mysterious guardian of the Al-Huriya oasis, Gupta, change him for the better?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,517 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Turkey, Egypt - Complete
School Spirit by MaryHammieQ reviews
Arthur Kirkland hates pep rallies with a burning passion. In a search to find peace, he choses to ditch this one. But what happens when he finds his phone flooded with texts from Francis and pictures of- W-Wait... Wha- What the hell is that?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
O Canada! by PrinceRoxas reviews
You know how Canada was both French and English territory? Well, there's a story behind how that happened. As much as I hate FrUK, though I do support the FACE family, I couldn't pass this idea up. It's an AU, rated M for mpreg & foul language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,043 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
All I want is you by crazy-cat-lady-chelsea reviews
Stan and Kyle have always been best friends. Stan notices Kyle avoiding him lately and has no idea why. Sorry for the bad summary, the story will get more interesting! I promise! Style pairing. Rating changed for swearing and further chapters.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,664 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
SasoDei An Ordinary Day by Keono reviews
Deidara is a spoilt brat and is forced to go to a public school where people hate him! Collab between Woolfy and Keono! Yaoi, almost rape and other "good" stuff!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,365 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Reasons to Forbid by masruiiiik reviews
There is a reason as to why Pain forbade the Akatsuki members to have one-night-stands with prostitutes, desperate housewives and just the female population in general. The main reason being the twenty-five tiny Hidans running around. Crack! Slight yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Call Me Kitty? by Xxcup-noodlexX reviews
after a jutsu gone wrong affects the akatsuki, what strange incidents will they find themselves in now? pairings include KakuHidan, SasoDei, KisaIta, HidaDei & possible gangbang with Deidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,009 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Akatsuki, Deidara
Tears by MidnightMusic96 reviews
After the battle with Shikamaru, Hidan awakes to find himself underground, but still alive. All he wants is his Kakuzu and he'll do anything to get him back. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The First Five Kisses by spindleofwords reviews
or, the Four Times Tajima Kissed Hanai and the One Time Hanai Meant It... Read and review? Lots of love to everyone, specially for this pairing; hope it makes you happy!
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,109 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Y. Tajima, A. Hanai - Complete
Art Class by Keono reviews
Deidara is any other student at school, but what happens when his favorite teacher is getting laid off? And how long does it take for yaoi? Read and find out! ;D SasoDei, Yaoi, pedophilish!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Excuses never Last by XxHoneyBabyChildxX reviews
After a long time some silver headed man thinks about his green eyed roommate way too much! The chain of events arent making it easy...both using excuse after excuse to cover up--I DONT OWN....Reviews are Loved
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Lament by WRATH77 reviews
A cruel phrase leaves the zombie duo apart for awhile, but then Kakuzu realizes that some things shouldn't be said. Kakuzu/Hidan R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Monster - Kakuhida by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Kakuzu hides himself from the world to escape the pain of ridicule. He finds a boy in the snow who thinks he is beautiful. One Shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Forbidden Fruit by Keono reviews
Sasori was a normal prince, dealing with the normal hardships of life when he gets his own servant for his birthday. But things don't always go as plan for the certain duo. Yaoi in later chapters, torture, and other stuff that I forgot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 147,977 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Strawberry Milk by Mistress Zipper reviews
Here? You weren't "one of them." You were a body together, moving and sloshing around in a melodic way to the band's conduction. Kakuzu x Hidan oneshot. Sexual themes and swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Bells by Mistress Zipper reviews
Kakuzu and Kisame are having a talk at the bar after Kakuzu's wedding. Rated for sexual themes/mentions and swearing. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Kakuzu, Kisame H. - Complete
Playtime by Jacquzy reviews
In which Germany has a closet full of bondage gear "just in case," and Italy wears a maids' dress. De-anon from the Kink Meme. Polished somewhat, but no differences to the "plot."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,513 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
And Now For Something Completely Different by teal duck reviews
"As Itachi gazed at the wide black eyes of his younger brother he realized he couldn't do it." In which Itachi cannot give up Sasuke. Shonenai content! Don't like, don't read. Mostly will be KisaIta but a bit of SasuNaruSasu also.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,233 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
New Partner by Demon22 reviews
Kakuzu... meet Hidan... Now that you two meet, he's immortal. Handle it okay : Not in actually what happens... exactly
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Okane by Kara Snape reviews
Kakuzu recibe una oferta que no puede rechazar. Da igual el daño que pueda hacer pues le es indiferente mientras consiga su dinero. Advertencias: Los primeros capitulos son gores y contienen violacion. Quedais advertidos!
Naruto - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,671 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Awaken by Kane the DFWM Seme reviews
Hidan wants to give something that Kakuzu gave him, a reason to live. His life had been nothing before the stitched man, does Kakuzu feel the same? Yaoi. Hidan PoV. Realizing what life is, is not easy sometimes...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
What Hurts More by WRATH77 reviews
What hurts more? To leave behind or to be left behind? Kakuzu/Hidan and Kisame/Itachi. Inspired by a pic done by Waterwindow. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Complete
Misunderstandings of Cannonballic Proportions by cowbellgalore reviews
England/France: Alfred and Matthew hide under the bed and think Francis and Arthur are trying to kill each other... Those aren't groans of pain... -human names- FrUK-CAFE family AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,123 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/25/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Shotgun Wedding? by hana-to-mame reviews
Slash. Yuuri doesn't want to marry Wolfram, and Wolfram can't stand it. But he can't bring himself to leave the double black. When ancient, mysterious, and legendary maryoku ties them together, what will happen to the Lord Brat and his fiance? MPreg.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,705 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Wolfram vB., Yuri S. - Complete
In the Storm by WRATH77 reviews
Their passion for each other is like the storm above them. M for a reason. Kakuzu/Hidan R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Misfortune by WRATH77 reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu are in the middle of having sex when the unexpected happens. Rated M for Hidans mouth and sex. Hidan/Kakuzu. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Solace of the Jashinist by WRATH77 reviews
For years, Kakuzu has been haunted by his imprisonment. However, now he has some to comfort him. Hidan/Kakuzu R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Wait for Me by WRATH77 reviews
He's been in his earth prison for so long, but Hidan remembers a promise that Kakuzu made for him. My first Naruto fic. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Pocahontas by nisachara reviews
Hidan is out hunting - for the head of the Chief's son. But he soon realizes he won't be satisfied with just the head... AU KuzuHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Special Delivery by nisachara reviews
Tonight Hidan hadn't killed but he would still have blood. AU KuzuHidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Blasphemy by nisachara reviews
Convicted criminal Kakuzu is in Death Row. A certain Jashin priest is sent to give him spiritual advice in his last days on Earth. WARNING: pointless smut and a little bit of asphyxiation. KuzuHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,505 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Creating Memories by LucklessMallory reviews
Rock Lee has lost his memory and is saved from the desert by Sand ninjas. What develops between him and Gaara while they wait for Leaf to finally bring him home? Boy love, GaaraLee, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,458 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Lee R., Gaara
Smutty Sexy Smoking? by Kane the DFWM Seme reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu try to find out what the smex and smexy means. Can it possibly lead to cheesy pick lines? And why doeseveryone get what they want? KakuHi and a little SasoDei. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A touch of want by Bestbuds55 reviews
Kakuzu doesn't understand whats taking Hidan so long, of why he cares, he just does. Warning the is boyxboy! you don't like, you don't read...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
When Drinking Takes Off Underpants by Kane the DFWM Seme reviews
Kakuzu never thought he would cheat, neither did Hidan. One night takes them through a journey of pleasure. Smut! KakuHi and slight KakuKona & HiTema. For Girrlylover. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Kakuzu's Babe by Akatsuki'sfriend reviews
Hidan never wanted to date but one surprise from Deidara. Now, Hidan might lose everything to some guy he does not even know. Can Hidan make it OK?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Bathwater by Kane the DFWM Seme reviews
Hidan gets drunk and just so happens to want to sing to Kakuzu about bathing in old bathwater! Slight KakuHi. Fluffy. Songfic?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Hella good by Kane the DFWM Seme reviews
One club, a hot song, and two sexy men! Will one dance make a difference? KakuHi! Don't diss intill you've read it! It's a songfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Think twice by chop4tess reviews
Wolfram loves Yuri, but does Yuri love Wolf? After a fight Wolfram breaks off the engagement and returns to his home land. When a mazoku from Wolf's past returns to claim Wolf's heart, how will Wolfram react? What about Yuri's true feelings about Wolf?
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,925 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Wolfram vB., Yuri S. - Complete
Kakuzu X by Kane the DFWM Seme reviews
Kakuzu with all the Akatsuki and general non-Akatsuki.Character and couple bashing!KakuHi and slight KisaIta.Don't diss intill you've read it.Rating just in case.Mentions of sex and cussing but no actual sex.Sequel-ish to Why It Should Never Be Hidan X.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
why it should never be Hidan X by Kane the DFWM Seme reviews
Hidan with all the akatsuki and the general non-akatsuki. Character and couple bashing! KakuHi and slight HiTobi. Don't diss it initll you've read it. Rating just in case. Mentions of sex and lots of cussing, no actual sex though!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Forbidden by Melby7777 reviews
Vampires and werewolves could never love one another. Not in a million years. They were natural enemies and all of them knew it. But it's not like Hidan ever followed 'family' tradition.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,187 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Hide the Stars by Nocturnal Smile reviews
Kisame doesn't deal very well with the fact that Itachi has grown up. Well, that's what anyone with a normal set of morals would say.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,017 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Rockstar by LadyKakuHida reviews
AU. Hidan's a young rockstar, touring with his band around the world. Kakuzu's his bodyguard, his escort to and from concerts, but not everyone is there for the music...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Sexy Salad between Two Famous Murderers by Eye-Freak reviews
It would be great if Kisame and Itachi had a break from all the missions the leader gives them, so they settle in a fancy restaurant with a bunch of suspicious people. What will the two members do?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,845 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
8 Ways To Make A Dog Smile by Sugarbubblegum333 reviews
Stewie had never seen Brian smile generally so here's his eight ways on how to get a dog to smile /Brewie\
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,065 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
Strange Love by AkatsukiBoi reviews
On a mission for Akatsuki, Kakuzu finds his newest partner insufferable. As conspiracies pop up everywhere, and sparks and kunai fly between them, he begins to realize that the little psycho Hidan might be the one he's been looking for all his life...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,498 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Enjoy the Silence by MrsSand reviews
Everyone has to make choices in their life. Kakuzu nor Hidan never saw this choice coming. BoyxBoy KakuHida Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,469 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
The Fund KisaIta by Face Paint reviews
One Shot, KisameXItachi. Our favorite duo, on orders from Pein, finds themselves at... a brothel? Is this really what the team needs to relieve tension, or will this only make things worse? little Fluffy, just little angsty, yaoi/shounen-ai, no lemon
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
An Island From Hell by chibi-excel reviews
Tore Norway moves to an island and in with two other boys; Mathias Denmark and Mari Iceland . Between the constant fights in their house and the feud Mathias has with their neighbor Berwald, Tore & Mari can barely focus on school.Dennor IcelandxHong kon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,186 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Bloody Hands by Shadow's Firebird reviews
Sick of being picked on, Deidara unleashes a Jutsu on Kakuzu that has some...interesting effects. Why is the man trembling? And staring so intently at Hidan? Violent and gory Yaoi ensues. Not for those with a weak stomach. XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
How to break a habit by LemonandLimeButters reviews
Hidan wants change. Kakuzu doesn't. KakuHida. Warnings: yaoi pairings, explicit language, sexual themes, Kisame is very OOC, Tobi and Sasori are in the Akatsuki at the same time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,454 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Hidan's Savoir by Bestbuds55 reviews
This is a story of want and take. Of unwilling and yet so willing love. HidanxKakuzu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
CHRISTMAS COMEDY SPECIAL! by Face Paint reviews
One-shot Crack-fic! Sakura wants Sasuke who wants Itachi who wants Naruto who wants Sakura who wants... well... What will happen when mistletoe is is thrown into the mix this Christmas? Shounen-ai! Sasu/Naru, Kaka/Iru, Kisa/Ita!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What is yours is mine by likealollipop reviews
Featuring Hidan and Kakuzu. I may revise and rethink stuff in it later..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Je t'aime toujours by Evil-Peach reviews
Hidan is a junior in high school and life seems to be well... it's going. What happens when problem after problem strikes testing his limits.. will his friends be able to help him? and what about kakuzu? *yaoi. don't like dont read* kuzudan off hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,545 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Besos by Tamer Lorika reviews
The Mediterraneans - Greece, Turkey, Egypt, Spain, and the Italies - are having a bonfire party. But even when the other guests go home, the party isn't over for Spain and Romano!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Lord HidanXGuard Kakuzu by Silverstonedragon reviews
Lord Hidan only trusts two people in the world, and that is his father, the king, and Kakuzu, his personal body guard.But will his trust for Kakuzu turn into something more?.AU and very OOC.KakuzuHidan.Now fixed.All the very bad grammar is gone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Cooking Up Music by SerasKucheki reviews
Arthur is a rock star while Francis is a cook. How can a "refined" gentleman work with a flirtatious outgoing man? What seems like complete opposites may turn out be the best pair. AU & Human names Warning: Yaoi, Profanity, One chapter Smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,760 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
A Good Man is Hard to Find by Mr. Gregor Samsa reviews
Stewie Griffin has grown up to be one of the most powerful, wealthy men in the world. He is cold, emotionless, and isolated. It takes a surreal turn of events to change his outlook on life and his outlook on love. BrianStewie-Takes place later in life-R&R
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,518 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Stewie G., Brian G. - Complete
Missing Puzzle Piece by AiriKatsu reviews
An Economic Crisis is threatening to turn the world upside down, but a suggestion from Italy may be the answer to their problems. Get married. If only Russia's boss would just leave him alone and let him marry the person he wants... Russia/China. Romance.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,767 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Russia, China
Language Barriers by LadyKakuHida reviews
What they said and what they meant were oftentimes two completely different things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Rule of the Immortal Oneshot yaoirape by cinder16 reviews
Kakuzu first meets Hidan and wants a piece of ass. Unfortunetly, neither one knows the others natural powers just yet. Contains bad language, sex, rape, and well...Hidan-like qualities.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Take It Off! by LadyKakuHida reviews
Getting that mask off was about as likely as him donating to charity. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Fears by BlueFire77 reviews
One traumatic day left Hidan with a horrible fear, that same day left Deidara with horrible guilt. AU KakuHida/KakuHidan SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,622 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
The Pheonix Saga 2: The Vampire Bride by luna bear28 reviews
wolfram and Yuri deal with the up's and down's of their relationship when a new enemy appears to invade their demon kingdom. Who is he? what is he searching for? What does he want with wolfram? Will he tear their happy family apart?
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,854 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Wolfram vB., Yuri S. - Complete
In Death by DefiniteEnding reviews
Hidan is dead, Kakuzu is dead. The both of them are on the border of life and death, an endless white world, unable to pass on without the other. Hidan reflects on his time with Kakuzu while Kakuzu himself longs for and searches for his partner.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Secrets Kept by DefiniteEnding reviews
KakuHida ONESHOT. Hidan keeps his immortality a secret from everyone in Akatsuki. Why? Because he can! But this ends up causing him trouble when Kakuzu leaves him behind, thinking he's dead. What next? Falling in love with a dead man? M - strong language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
KakuHida: The Spy and Gang Boss by GothicNinjaKitty reviews
Kakuzu is third on the FBI's most wanted list and Hidan is spy for the FBI. His mission is to become a member of Kakuzu's gang, the Kiryoku Gang, and gain their trust nd bring down him and his gang, but would unwanted feelings change that? KakuHida YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,926 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Who is afraid of the big bad wolf? by hallucinajenny reviews
Hidan is a 14 year old in an abusive household, who's only escape is in a small clearing in the woods between his mother and grandmother's houses. Rated M for gore, death, and swearing. Kakuhida if you really really squint.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,388 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Is it Life or Art? by lilac-bramble reviews
AU KakuHidan set against the tempestuous backdrop of the London art scene... Kakuzu is an investment banker with an extensive collection and a difficult past, Hidan is a notoriously troubled life model about to move into the world of fashion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,064 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
An affair of the heart by lilac-bramble reviews
As Hidan begins to piece himself back together in Shikamaru’s trap, his first thought is just how much he wants to see Kakuzu... KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,803 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Playboy Special by Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy reviews
Hidan and Deidara are the resident playboys at their high school. They get everything and anything they want. So, when their "dinner" resists their charms, what do they do? Mainly kakuhida, mixed with sasodei and kisaita -DISCONTINUED-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,402 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
An Artful Play of Contrasts by ThisCouldTheoreticallyBeSparta reviews
It's a strange sensation, to give in in such a way. His voice is soft at first, rising in volume and pitch as Greece continues his persistent play, tuning Japan like a shamisen
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Japan, Greece - Complete
Messy Shirts & Other Mishaps by Pierrot Of Words reviews
Turkey has a lot of issues with clothes... none of them perfectly negative. Rated for Turkey's overactive imagination, Greece molesting people mistakenly, and Egypt sticking his hands in people's pants.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Turkey, Egypt - Complete
Cherry by octo-spark reviews
It's homework time: Stan's working and Kyle's asleep. What would make this situation better? Why, Stan molesting Kyle in his sleep, of course! All hail Style! Rated M for obvious reasons, kiddies.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Right by DefiniteEnding reviews
First fic. YAOI boyxboy . I suck at summaries and titles ... Basically it's about Kakuzu and Hidan realizing how much they care for each other :3. Rated 'T' just because I'm not entirely sure what to rate this I doubt it's anything above a 'T'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Cold by Tight Spaces reviews
His body is cold; I can't feel the warmth it usually holds. KakuHida. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Nicknames by Europe28 reviews
They've known each other throughout history, the only thing that changes are the nicknames Francis keeps changing. Warning: Includes slight rape scene. FrUk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,510 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/24/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Did it Hurt? by Holly Jolly Rape reviews
"Kakuzu, how do you know that?" "Know what?" "That there's no such thing as heaven?" Cute/Fluffy. Some ideological spirituality talk.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
SasoDei Baby Blue by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
"Well, Congratulations, You're 5 Weeks Pregnant!" "I'M WHAT, UN! ? !" Sequel to SasoDei School of Freaks. Warning: Yaoi, MPreg, Lemons, SasoDei, and pairings from School of Freaks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,321 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
I Hate Everything About You by Rosario Kyle reviews
Gupta wakes up the morning after and thinks about what happened. Short. Turkey/Egypt and Sadiq/Gupta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Egypt, Turkey - Complete
Seasons Of Adventure by project nuddy-pants reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu are on a mission, hacking away and listening to their dictatorous leader, who said they must come home 'or else' they embark on a journey back which gets slapped in the face with adventure done, but utter crapology, *DIES*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,412 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A Mother's Love by TenshiXXX reviews
Uchiha Mikoto is a woman with a plan: get Itachi and crazy Uncle Madara's bodyguard together...at all costs. And she doesn't care how much she has to embarrass Itachi to accomplish her aim. The ends justify the means...more or less. Kinda cracky. KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Hello Lovely, I Hate You by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
When one does not pay attention while driving, they may or may not be happy with what they hit. The same applies to life in general, sometimes even when one is paying too /close/ attention. KakuHida, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,180 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
KakuHida I Have My Reasons by KakuHidahearts reviews
Have you ever wonder why Kakuzu dosen't want to be uke? In this story you find out why! Waring this story may have Hard core yaoi, Huge mpreg, foul language and birth. HidaKaku and tiny bit of PeinKaku, KakuHida. So if you don't like then don't read it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,224 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Drug by messlady reviews
A sequel to "Apology". Sasori got his punishment and now he sees everything in different colors. He wants more... and more... Rated M for a reason. DeiSaso smuttiness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,395 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Ars Amatoria by Diamond Mask reviews
Kakuzu will resort to any means to rid himself of Hidan. Even if it means seducing him. Kakuzu x Hidan. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,609 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
The Laments of Being a Virgin by Shatterdoll reviews
Germany lets it slips that he's still a virgin and his brother soon followed by France vows to remedy the issue. He hides out with Italy, who comes up with a very interesting solution... Virgin!GermanyxExperienced!Italy, M for awkward first time
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,029 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Circus Akatsuki by elric0sis reviews
While the famous 'Circus Akatsuki' is at peace with the 'norms', the "Oto Circus" lurks in the backround. What will happen to the band of 'freaks? YAOI STORY: KISAITA PEIKO SASODEI KAKUHIDA AND ZETTOBI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,520 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Jashin damnit by Ecchi Nin reviews
Kakuzu walks in on Hidan having some fun, and joins in. A shameless PWP RATED M FOR A REASON. Remeber to Review, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Hidans dare by wishing-conscious reviews
when hidan loses a dare with deidara, what will be his punishment? i dont own these charcters one shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Everything Has Its Price by TenshiXXX reviews
To what lengths would your older brother go for you? Would he die for you? Kill for you? Whore himself out for you? Sasuke is about to find out. KisaIta, SasuNaruSasu, possible other pairings as the story progresses.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,850 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
The Miser and the Jashinist by Ice-Fire358 reviews
Kakuzu finds a baby on his steps one rainy day and as much as he doesn't want to take the child in, he does and raises him as his own. KakuHidan and SasoDei rated M for language and yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,908 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
If You Dare - Akatsuki by mysticaldragon11 reviews
The Akatsuki is on high alert when a new and deadly gang makes it's way to their high school. Now it's up to Akatsuki to stop them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,885 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
625 Gets Sick by cat94208 reviews
625 becomes sick. What will Gantu do?
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/19/2010 - 625/Reuben, Gantu - Complete
immortal love by SuigetsuPhwoar reviews
"forever" hidan agreed ,little did they know forever would be over soon. a kakuhida drabble about the horrible chapters 337:
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
His Favorite accident by kikyotwosoul reviews
A knot formed in the pit of his stomach, this is all because of that incident. Blush painted his face as he though about that day. The day that his favorite accident happened, the day that their lips crossed paths and meet in front of the classroom.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
When Darkness Falls - Akatsuki by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Vampires roam the earth killing off mankind. The Akatsuki is an elite team of vampire assassins. What will happen when they learn that the vampires they are supposed to kill turn up in their own high school? Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,533 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Why Hidan is Never On Top by LittleMissDeathy reviews
Hidan finally decides to ask why he never gets to be on top. This was made from extreme boredome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Arranged by Melby7777 reviews
Sendo Hidan is about to turn eighteen when his mother finally tells him he's arranged to marry the big time business owner, Akasuna Sasori. Drama ensues for the two as their secrete lovers find out of this marriage-to-be. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,864 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Sasori, Hidan
The Big Bad Miser and The Raunchy Priest by Ecchi Nin reviews
Hidan finds himself testing Jashin's rules when Kakuzu finds him in a very erect situation, and being the opportinuist he is, helps an almost unwilling Hidan with some urgent...solutions. PWP RATED M. Remeber to Review, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
First Beyond Reason by xblkdragonx reviews
Ivan, desperate to be Yao's first time, does the impossible and travels back in time. Misadventures of Ivan with chibi!Yao
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,509 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
Never let go KakuHidan by HaloGebieter reviews
a KakuHidan "story" written in both perspectives... first is Hidan and then Kakuzu Hidan is sad but woun't show Kakuzu... please just read... I can't decribe it... really confusing ... was depressed when I wrote it
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
I'm human too KakuHidan by HaloGebieter reviews
Nagato Pain , Konan, Itachi, Kisame, Kakuzu and Hidan are teenagers. Hidan is the mock of the whole school and especially Nagato and his gang. Hidan acts as if it doesn't bother him, but he is breaking inside... KisaIta PainKonan KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,440 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Akatsuki Finds Yahoo by elric0sis reviews
YAOI! Basically its a chat room style short drabble. I just wanted to try this style out I'm most like not going to write any of these ever again unless someone requests it!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Blood Is Blood - Akatsuki by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Vampires and werewolves living together to preserve their species from a war that has almost made them extinct. Its up to two brothers to bring an end to the war! Can they do it? Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,376 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
I Promise - KakuHida by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Hidan gets tired of being ignored and Kakuzu don't seem to give a damn about him. Hidan leaves to find someone else and forces Kakuzu to chase him down and confess his feelings to the zealot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
SasoDei Angst by Squinky Cullen reviews
Okay, Sasori is pretty much being a dick in this and poor Deidara is a bit too emotional. Warning for: Hidan's sexy body, swearing, slight sexual implications, OOC-ness and Suicide attempt. Pairings: Mainly SasoDei, bits of Kakuhida and KisaIta. Have fun
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
SasoDei Last Night by anime-fan-willa reviews
Sasori has a craving and walks into deis room... what'll happen? DA BEST FF I HAVE EVER WRITTEN AND THE BEST U WILL EVAR READ! IT WILL LEAVE U WANTING MAWR!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Sexting by FrosteeFlakes reviews
There was simply no denying the fact... Miyagi was old! Junjou Terrorist, Lemon
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Y. Miyagi, Shinobu T. - Complete
Naruto's Little 'Problem' by AiDan-Kurai reviews
Naruto has a 'problem', and according to Sai it's too small- for Sasuke that is- the dobe needs to make his 'problem' bigger before Sasuke's birthday, he'll do anything, even try weird jutsus… Narusasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
When Night Comes by Reichieru-Uchiha reviews
After a long fight at the Fire Temple, Kakuzu and Hidan decides to take a rest and come across a water fall where Hidan insists on cleaning himself before heading on. Kakuzu saw that Hidan hasn't returned and decided to go take a bath as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Akatsuki Go To The Dentist by Keono reviews
I think it's K , but I'm putting it as T cuz of Hidan's mouth! The Akatsuki have to go to the dentist and things go bad! It sucks cuz I rushed! Now edited!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Akatsuchi - Complete
Burning Souls by HuskyWalker reviews
Deidara is abused, starts in a new school, come in a fight and the Akatsuki want him to join him. Maybe Yaoi. Saso/Dei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,210 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Swimming with Sharks by snitcheyes411 reviews
Itachi is an outcast living on the beach. Kisame is the shark version of a merman. Kisame/Itachi yaoi. Don't like, don't read. Don't own, don't sue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
No love interest by RedTori90 reviews
Kakuzu wondered how is Deidara still alive after all these years, when clearly he is as annoying as Hidan. He gets his answer, only for it to affect his partnership with Hidan. First ever writen smut. KakuHida SasoDei. Rated M. Sorry for any mistakes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Repose by MrsSand reviews
Hidan Kalovar is suffering the loss of his husband Itachi. He knew it was hard to lose someone, but nobody had told him that haunting nightmares that are more real than a simple head trip. Rated M for yaoi, or boyxboy love, if you must. KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,394 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Tattoos by killer-fever reviews
Sadiq has been wondering somthing about Gupta. Turkey/Egypt. Rated for implied sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Egypt, Turkey - Complete
Cuddle Trouble by Just-Like-Heaven-24 reviews
Kakuzu has a secret hobby that Hidan doesn't know about. What happens when Hidan comes a bit too close to a discovery?...I suck at summaries xD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Bound Together by randomfics reviews
Being scammed on a house wasn't planned. Neither was the six foot tall, scary Swedish man that apparently got scammed into the same thing. Too bad they were stuck together. -Complete-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,114 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
1 KakuHida Keep Away by Paige4114 reviews
Kakuzu gets sick. Our favorite Jashinist is there to help. Number 1 of a series. Rated T for Hidan. Yaoi- don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Finding Each Other by DreamTrader reviews
Tino Väinämöinen, a Finnish interior designer stumbles into a guy saving an injured dog on one fine morning,and...read and find out the rest!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,371 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Pein's Punishment by elric0sis reviews
Request! Pein has always raped ukes as his punishments towards them, but what happens when the semes get involved? Rated for language and sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Pain/Pein - Complete
KakuzuxHidan Satisfaction by AlexLeaderOfTheDamned reviews
Hidan needs some "satisfaction" and Kakuzu is more than willing to give it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
worst fear by wishing-conscious reviews
when hidan comes to the base crying what will kakuzu do to find out whats wrong? hidanxkakuzu yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
One, Two, Three Gaaras! by sweet-and-simple reviews
"Due to an unfortunate jutsu cast upon the Kazekage, there are three of them." Lee has no idea what he just agreed to.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,820 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Alcohol Induced Madness by sweet-and-simple reviews
He never meant to hurt Lee. As a matter of fact, he's not even certain if he did hurt Lee. It comes to him in snippets and flashes of memory. That is exactly why he has to find Lee. He has to know what happened.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Just ShutUp, Already by PoeticRainfall reviews
Hidan just didn't know when to just stop talking, so Kakuzu found a way to make him. Yaoi, KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Three Simple Words by Xxcup-noodlexX reviews
Hidan is in one of his questioning moods again...will he get the response he wants from Kakuzu?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Brooding and Sneezing by MangaMistress reviews
Uchiha's are bad enough to deal with at the best of times but feel worse for the guy who has to take of one in particular that lets himself get sick. A/N- a very cheesy fic about the realtionship between Kisame and Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,471 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Sasodei: Master's Heavenly Pleasure by Blood Drenched Scorpion reviews
Epilogue of "The Scorpion's Reunion". Rated T for mentions of sex, ball breakage and Sasori's dominance. Sasodei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Birthday? by Xxcup-noodlexX reviews
It's Hidan's birthday, everyone has acknowledged this EXCEPT the one person he wants to hear from. How will he deal with this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Of Masks and Snow by Tobigoesbang reviews
TurkeyxEgypt, Turkey is forceful, Egypt has a lists of '1001 things to do before I take over the world' list, and it's snowing, a lot. Human names used. There needs to be a little more TurkeyxEgypt lovin' in the world.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Turkey, Egypt - Complete
Akatsuki Ink by Synaps reviews
Hidan decides to get a tattoo. Thanks to help from the resident artists, careful planning and a sample of blood he isn't the only one… Kakuzu is not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu, Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Favourite Colour by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Itachi hates his therapist. However, attending appointments just got a lot more interesting. KisaIta, yaoi, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Heart Matters by sweet-and-simple reviews
Somehow, it came from a hospital room friendship to a hit on my life to this... Which is not all that bad... Mentions of Mob/ sex ring. Conjoined work of Skitter160 and I! YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,301 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
SasoDei School Of Freaks by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara is attending a new school with a twist, they are all freaks of nature. While looking for his dorm he meets a certain red head on a balcony. He is shown the way to his room and finds out Sasori is his new room mate. SasoDei, M for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,262 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
I Could Get Used to This by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
The world is a lot more different when you have a crush on the wrestling team captain. Or, at least, Gupta's world is. HS AU, Turkey/Egypt, slight Japan - Greece.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Egypt, Turkey - Complete
Don't Apologize by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. They have always had a tense relationship, a relationship they barely talked about. A relationship Kakuzu apologizes for. And Hidan isn't so sure what to think about that. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
SasoDei Lord of the Yaoi by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
What happens when Sasori, Deidara and the rest of Akatsuki land on a disserted island? Forget about turning Savage! What could possibly happen on this Edenic paradise? Based on the novel Lord of the Flies. SasoDei, Yaoi, Lemons, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,801 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Tweezertorture and Other Such Injustices by TenshiXXX reviews
In a desperate bid to seduce Sasuke, Naruto asks for Itachi’s help. Unfortunately, Naruto didn’t count on Itachi’s approach involving two scary friends and a makeover. Wait, Hidan! What are you doing with those tweezers? CRACK SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Scorpion's Reunion by Blood Drenched Scorpion reviews
After Sasori's suicide in the battle against Chiyo and Sakura, he finds himself in a place where he meets the two souls that he misses most. Slight shounen-ai at the end Sasodei
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Turkish Delight with Nuts by poochyena123 reviews
Turkey have a surprise visitor and want a certain candy from him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Turkey, Egypt - Complete
The Pheonix Saga by luna bear28 reviews
Yuri dumps wolfram, wolfram disappears for a year and comes back completely changed. what happened to him during that year? and what will happen now that he is back. read and find out. rated m for later yaoi chapters YUURAM in later chapters.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,085 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Wolfram vB., Yuri S. - Complete
Akatsuki MIA - Kisaita by mysticaldragon11 reviews
The base gets infiltrated and the Akatsuki engages in battle. They become separated and wonder if each other is okay. Fluff One Shot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
KakuHida: Healing Touch by Shadowfell242 reviews
When Hidan can't sleep, it's up to Kuzu to comfort him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Proper Restaurant Etiquette by TalksToSelf reviews
Horitsuba-verse. Fay-Sensei and Kurogane-sensei are out for a meal together anyway long story short somehow Fay ended up under the table so...
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Kurogane, Fai - Complete
Everyone Needs to be Loved by Apricots-from-Nara reviews
Kisame had no idea that everyone had someone to love. KakuHidan KisaIta ZetTobi, SasoDei, and NagaKona/PeinKina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Hold me by Apricots-from-Nara reviews
Sometimes Kakuzu just Needed to shut Hidan up. Who knew this way would start something bigger?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
What if Kenny Comes Back? by emilovessouthpark reviews
Stan and Kyle take advantage of their alone time.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Ink Is Running Out by iChuChuTrain reviews
AU. Kakuzu moves a few cities away to attend college, and Hidan's left to deal with it. But, how? Hidan feels, that with the passing of each day, the two are just being torn apart even more. Kakuhidan Kakuhida Sasodei Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
A Maid in Hetalia by Hasegawa reviews
China as a maid. Russia as his master. Hilarity ensues. FLuff. Angst. Pairings: Russia X China, Greece X Japan. Warning: AU, YAOI all under this penname is anyway .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,806 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Russia, China - Complete
Belly Dance by poochyena123 reviews
Turkey became bored and wanted some action, yet, found a rather surprising dancer in action.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Turkey, Egypt - Complete
Boarding Schools by shikamaru's fangirlxxx reviews
When Akatsuki high might have to close, the boys are not impressed at the prospect of being transferred to rival school Konoha High. Rated T for swearing. Contains lots of pairings eg. Kakuhida sasodei sasunaru shikatema Kisaita Kakairu Kankiba Peinkonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 40,578 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
True Loveing SasoDei by Puppet of Wrath reviews
A Poem about my veiw on the love at one time in the lives of Sasori and Deidara
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Playing Nurse by la mangue joyeuse reviews
“I told you, moron—” Somehow Kakuzu’s flat, unimpressed glare manages to retain some of its effect despite his flushed cheeks. “—I did not get ill because ‘Jashin did it out of spite’." Kakuzu catches a cold and Hidan is remarkably unhelpful.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Semiotic Love by WhokilledmyRabbit reviews
Valentine fluff, KakuHidan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Gender problems by messlady reviews
Not everything's like it looks like. Sometimes life's just being surprising and confusing. But that what's the best about it, isn't it? AU. Yaoi. Saso/Dei and Dei/Saso, a bit of Kaku/Hidan and Dei/Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,271 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Manning Up Deidara by elric0sis reviews
The ukes and semes of Akatsuki all agree: Deidara was just to sugary and girly. So what do they do? Mentally torture him of course! YAOI IS INCLUDED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Akatsuki, Deidara - Complete
Linked by Keono reviews
It was just a normal night for a certain blond. That was, until a certain red headed vampire than came in and changed his life forever. Lol, first story. YAOI WARNING. Sasodei. Lemon for later chapters! Mpreg. Edited!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,572 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Long John's Yaoi by elric0sis reviews
The ukes are working at a male hooters called 'Long John's! What will the semes have to say about this? Yaoi KisaIta SasoDei KakuHida ZetTobi and PeiKo, RATED FOR SOME ANATOMY REFERENCES!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
Do It Again by Iridian of the Shadows reviews
Kisame, on a mission, aids Itachi with a little problem... and it leads to a lot of fun for us! . Lemon, beware! Made forever ago.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Love Me, Love My Family by Aacura reviews
Itachi has come back to Konoha peacefully, reunited with family but under harsh reasons. The question is, will Konoha accept Itachi what happens to Kisame? ItaXKisa NaruXSasu KakaXOCTakarin Contains some yaoi you have been warned, so no flames! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 44,185 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Never Too Late by bloodytears87 reviews
Sasuke's finally returned to Konoha and Naruto's finding himself with feelings he never knew he could have for the raven haired boy. but Naruto's got some new problems of his own. Naruto's slowing loosing his handle on life Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,375 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
SasoDei Amaterasu's Cup by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Sasori and Deidara are sent to collect a wishing bowl called Amaterasu's Cup. Afterwards Deidara drinks too much and ends up drunk. Sasori takes advantage and Deidara wakes up very pissed off at Sasori. But will Deidara say something he will soon regret?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,452 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Penny a kakuhidan fic by KylaiaJmaa reviews
Kakuzu pays more attention to his money than to Hidan. How will Hidan try to pay him back? Rated T for repeated use of the F word, as well as some others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
akatsukichat dot com by hallucinajenny reviews
Kakuzu is tired of his friends and is about to take drastic/lazy measures. But what is waiting for him when he signs on to akatsukichat? Rated M for yaoi, Hidan's mouth, and gore. Contains kakuhidan and other Akatsuki pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,983 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
SasoDei Fangs and Fur by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Sasori is a brown eyed vampire slaying werewolf, but what happens when a certain blue eyed Vampire slips a moon stone collar around his neck? Sasori might be stubborn, but Deidara is awfully seductive. But why does Deidara seem so familiar? Now has sequel
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,705 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
From Now Until Forever - Akatsuki by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Senior year is almost over and Sasori, Kisame, Zetsu, and Kakuzu are running out of time to make 2 become 1. Smut one shot! yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Amitié Froide by HuMaN-EaTiNg-PaNdA -HEP reviews
What happens when a mysterious and crazy man kidnaps England? Will France be his rescuer? onesided canada/france france/england M for later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,733 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Only Mortal by Machinesister reviews
Kakuzu dislikes his new partner, though he proves useful in battle. But when he is informed of the tremendous bounty on Hidan's head, Kakuzu faces a decision that is more difficult than he originally thought. KakuHidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,085 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Games by Lady Misaii reviews
Turkey wasn't one for losing, and neither was Egypt.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Turkey, Egypt - Complete
Learn to touch by kikyotwosoul reviews
Short one shot. Fluff. Naruto, while lying next to Sasuke. Understand what it really means to live.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
SasoDei Shooting Star by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara has never been noticed for his art, but what happens when he wishes upon a shooting star? Nothing. But what happens when the shooting star turns out to be the spaceship of a certain red haired alien Sasori? What has Deidara gotten himself into!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,841 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
If you're Shinobou then Who am I? by stargazer098567 reviews
Shinobou and Miyagi encounter a strange storm that throws them into each others bodies. How will they fair and how will they get back to their own bodies! Interesting times are afoot. Terrorist. Lemon. Fun.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,305 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Shinobu T., Y. Miyagi - Complete
Held by a String by wonderfulmika reviews
a LONG story about The thin kept relationship between the Zombie Twinz!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,048 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Apology by messlady reviews
Sasori has insulted Deidara and his art too many times, and the blonde artist is finally fed up with this. He’s not gonna work with the puppet until he apologizes. And it won’t be as easy as simply saying ‘sorry’… Rated M not without a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
He's Too Young by Noodle In a Can reviews
Distractions, distractions. Egypt sure is good at them. Egypt x Turkey.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Turkey, Egypt - Complete
Feverish NOT YAOI by Akatsukiluver77 reviews
Another Science project, actually before "Daddy", this was supposed to explain a graph of sorts. i turned it creative. my Student Teacher loved it and he doesnt ever know what manga IS. Enjoy! KakuHida*inadvertant*
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
School Boys by Natalie98559 reviews
A ramdom kakuhida story i wrote
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Fields of Gold by nisachara reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan never knew where they would end up once they died. They never believed they'd die in the first place. But now, thrown into a world that dismissed their existence, how long would it take them just to feel again?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Playground by cOo.Me reviews
When Hidan and Kakuzu enter into the hidden steam village, memories of Hidan's childhood comes to mind. Warning: Hidan and Kakuzu crack T4Hidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Sweet as Sugar by WhokilledmyRabbit reviews
KakuHidan crappy lovey-dovey fluff with a bit violation thrown in, not much though. Lover's quarrel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Heartsick by KSFWolfe reviews
'It wasn't my blood...it's was your partners.' It was all his fault. KakuHida. SPOILERS FOR THE TERRIBLE CHAPTERS THAT ARE 337-339.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Love by xxxdeitobilovexxx reviews
a short kakuhi for your enjoyment
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Lay On by Momosportif reviews
CRACK WARNING! XD Itachi attempts to understand the motives behind an unexplained brawl between Kakuzu and Hidan and finds a springboard for his own partner-relationship in the answer. Characters are Kishimoto's! All hail Akatsuki slash! XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Wonderful Medicine by Hasegawa reviews
don't under estimate chinese medicine! ! It works wonders! warning: Mpreg, adult theme. pairing: Russia X China and minor America x England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,775 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
zettobi by kisaitaluvr reviews
tobi isnt a good boy so zetsu decides to punish him WARNING: YAOI DON'T LIKE DON'T READ!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Heaven is Hell Without You by Lil-red19 reviews
Hidan is now dead and in Jashin heaven but something is missing. Will whatever is missing be changed when Jashin tells him someone wants to see him. R&R and no rude comments. rated T for Hidan's mouth
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Three Kisses by TheCoffeeFox reviews
Three times that Gunter kisses Gwendal. Gunter/Gwendal.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Gwendal vV., Gunter vK. - Complete
High School Never Ends by AllThingsAnime123 reviews
This started out as a simple SasoDei oneshot but it kinda changed into a multi-chap whole group fanfic xD I don't own the characters or the song used as the title. Please be nice with comments and no flames, thank you! Rated M for Hidan's swearing xP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,819 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Color by Melby7777 reviews
Not every person you meet will be human. From the 100 theme challenge, and the only one I'm putting here. No, this isn't the whole thing, just snippets from the idea I got one day. So if it's confusing, it's because somethings are left out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,614 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
SasoDei Swear on my Life by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
He heard footsteps…the soft trudge of shoes on rocks as a figure walked away from him. Deidara spun around, the puppet on his lap collapsing onto the floor. Warning: SasoDei, lemons, etc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Vindicated by WhirledPeace reviews
Akatsuki isn't just a group in this life. They're a group of people, most with a destined lover, being reborn every generation or so. They can't keep away from each other, and most of all, their parnters. Yaoi, YURI, lemons, KakuHi SasoDei etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,331 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Watch Me, Brother Zetsusensei! by Tyranno's girl reviews
When one visits The Dawn Institution of Higher Learning for Young Males, one will see that it is... different from other schools.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Say What? by WhokilledmyRabbit reviews
Highschool. Hidan has a unanswered crush on Kakuzu, nothing that he minds though until he suddenly realized he’s gotten competition. KakuHidan Fluff & Smut
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
No One But You by WhokilledmyRabbit reviews
Kakuzu is taking too long to finish his mission, nothing that is comforting to his longing lover. KakuHidan fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
SasoDei Camera Flash by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara is sick of Sasori always taking photos of him. Sasori in the end agrees, for he has something much more devious planned for his blonde partner. SasoDei, Yaoi, Lemons/Smut, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
I Actually Don't Want To Know What Time It Is by KSFWolfe reviews
Hidan is freezing, exhausted, and possibly slightly drunk...otherwise he never would have wandered over to Kakuzu, of all people...drabble. KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Twenty Minutes by sushidei reviews
For a country whose average temperature was well above thirty degrees Celsius, Turkey thought Egypt wore too many clothes. Turkey/Egypt
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Turkey, Egypt - Complete
Sweet sweet silence by Bri Nara reviews
Hidan lost his voice and everyone in Akatsuki tortures him for it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Fascination by BlueFire77 reviews
Because here on earth, this wasn't love, it was fascination. KakuHida KakuzuxHidan short oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Revenge by Ashkaa13 reviews
Hidan gets revenge on Kakuzu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
SasoDei Hotel by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
The plot begins with Deidara's confession. After a talk with an old friend Sasori is persuaded to take Deidara to a festivle for a few days. Tobi is bought into the picture, causing Deidara to forget Everything! Unfortunately, also including Sasori.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,920 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Two Ways About It by VIII of XIII reviews
In which Romano realizes that he does not know the proper way to accept a marriage proposal. Spain/Romano, some America/England and Greece/Japan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,809 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 83 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Golden Goose by Happy123 reviews
Hetalia Fairy Tales 2: The Golden Goose, Spain/Romano. mostly rated for Romano's foul mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Take Away My Pain by Wolfstone5 reviews
From Hidan's POV, after the battle with Shikamaru, after Kakuzu's death. If you don't like yaoi, don't read this story, ok? After all, its my first Naruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Attack of the Ukes by A Pessimistic Optimist reviews
All of the ukes from the Akatsuki are getting revenge on their semes...by dominating them! Rated M for graphic sexual themes, of course! Happy Birthday, Konan xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Help Me Believe This is Me by MrsSand reviews
Hidan's life changes when he decides to go live in a group home. Who will he meet there? Will someone be able to help him through his horrible past? Boy loves themes, will be rated M in future...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,082 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Dreams by Darkfire75 reviews
France/England. England has an erotic dream...which somehow leads to phonesex with France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/23/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
No Questions Asked by Melby7777 reviews
Itachi wakes up slightly teary eyed and short of breath after having a nightmare about his clans slaughter at his own hands.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Red Cloud's by BlueFire77 reviews
Hidan is a famous author with a drinking problem and when his new book comes out he finds an angry muse at his door. KakuHida or KakuHidan, one sentence of SasoDei, and the story is better than the summary * * enjoy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,539 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Breathe In, Breathe Out by la mangue joyeuse reviews
One week before tracking down the nibi, Kakuzu and Hidan rest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Comforts Of Love - Akatsuki by mysticaldragon11 reviews
The Akatsuki are out of school for the summer and headed to a lake for three months. What troubles will arise on this road trip? Fluffy one shot!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Hated Lover by XxMadaraUchihaxX reviews
what happens when Leader sends Kakuzu and Hidan on a mission? Hidan becomes a woman...just warning.... have fun!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,427 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Matchmaking by Melby7777 reviews
Deidara is fed up with Hidan and Kakuzu fighting all the time, and has gotten an idea to end all the fights.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Of IKEA, Beds And Other Adventures by Hedonistic Opportunist reviews
In which Sweden and Finland try to buy a bed - and fail. Somewhat. SuFin. PWP. Written for the kink!meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,269 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
It was only a dream by Eye of the Moon reviews
Hidan wakes from a terrible nightmare and Kakuzu comforts him by promising him forever. Hidan X Kakuzu, written in Hidan's POV. Rated T for mild language coming from Hidan's mouth. Bad summary, I know. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
You're Kidding by xotakux2002x reviews
mpreg fic! this is why you don't make bets with deidara. bad things tend to happen! kisaita kakuhidan sasodei peinkonan, slight yaoi, mostly pure chaos though
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,867 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Sexy no Hidan by xotakux2002x reviews
named for the sexy no jutsu hidan must perform. how will he take it, and more importantly, is he going to kill kakuzu over this? kakuhidan fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
As You Wish by The Crack Fairy reviews
“Explaining everything would take a long time… you may call me Hidan, and because you have my necklace, I have to grant you three wishes.” KakuHidan, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,757 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Broke It by AestheticAcoustic reviews
Hidan likes it rough, and sometimes Kakuzu forgets his own strength. KakuHidan. Drabble thing, half lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Puppet Love by AestheticAcoustic reviews
Poetry. SasoDei. Deidara thinks about Sasori and his puppets, and wishes his Danna could love him like he loves his puppets. Rating to be safe. Second chap is fanfic. Happy ending.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Poison by keikopanda102 reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu always fight but is there maybe something more to their relationship then meets the eye? After a night at the club, maybe their true feelings could be revealed. Smut with plot! Written for fun! Definitely AU!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,498 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
When the Elevator Gets Stuck by Melby7777 reviews
One day at the office, the elevator gets stuck with two of the workers inside. What exactly goes on inside the elevator when Kakuzu is stuck with his annoying boyfriend?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Of rockstars and cardiac surgeons by The Crack Fairy reviews
Hidan San is on his way to become a famous musician; Kakuzu Hoku would already be happy if med school wasn't so expensive. Sequel to "Pajaros en la Cabeza", KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
The Proposal by Arzosah reviews
Kakuzu/Hidan drabble. Team Zombie, walking and talking and spouting random proposals. Rated for Hidan's mouth. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Enemies, Friends, And, Lovers - SasuNaru x KisaIta by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Naruto is on his way home from a mission that leaves Sai a traitor, Yamato dead and Sakura missing. As if things couldn't be worse, he stumbles upon an injured and dying Itachi. What will he do?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,038 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Come Back To Me - Akatsuki by mysticaldragon11 reviews
The ukes are stranded at the base in a thunderstorm while the seme's are on solo missions. All the ukes want is to be safe in the arms of their seme's! Mushy angsty one shot! yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
A Jashinist Wedding by The Crack Fairy reviews
Blood is red, Veins are blue, Please don’t be mad, But I need you to marry me or else the high priests of Jashin-sama will kill me in the cruelest possible way - Hidan" Crackfic, KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Getting Love by Melby7777 reviews
Zetsu feels lonely after seeing all the other members together. Kakuzu feels bad for him and decides to help him out. Is the miser's advice good enough to help though?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Zetsu, Kakuzu - Complete
Babysitting by Melby7777 reviews
Hidan's best friend Kakuzu got him a job due to Hidan mooching off of his friend so much. But the minute Hidan finds out he's babysitting for a couple of brats by the names of Deidara and Sasori, he regrets all decisions of asking Kakuzu for money.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Why Didn't You Ask? by cresent-lunette reviews
While they're out after turning in a bounty, Hidan can't help but wonder about his partner's appearance, and Kakuzu can't help but confess his affection. Hidan's mouth, lemon yaoi... HidaKaku AND KakuHida. Bwahahaa.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,984 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Big Sasodei Smutfest! by RedSand reviews
Just a big ol' Sasodei smut fest for y'all! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Bet by stargazer098567 reviews
Miyagi and Shinobou can't keep their hands off one another, until Hiroki makes one to many comments. The 2 then proceed to make a bet of who can last longer. Who will win and what is the prize? Junjou Terrorist, lemon in later chaptr. some language
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
Your 'Wife' by Melby7777 reviews
In order to save his sister from marrying a man she did not love, Hidan switches places with Hidako and marries Lord Kakuzu. Yaoi, eventual smut. IT IS COMPLETE starts off bad, ends pretty good
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,047 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Mating Season by Canadino reviews
When's mating season for humans?" "Humans can have children whenever they want, Greece-san..." Throw in a bunch of kitties and a like for doing things outside with this dialouge and you've got yourself one heck of a oneshot. Greece/Japan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Greece, Japan - Complete
Smells Like Sex by hell-raiser13 reviews
It's Hidan's birthday but Kakuzu isn't even paying attention to him and he wants some much needed attention! KakuHi KakuzuxHidan and SasoDei implied with a little SasorixDeidara at the end Yaoi/shounen ai Don't like then Don't read
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Chance by Melby7777 reviews
On Kakuzu's ninety-second birthday, Hidan tries to get a chance to be with Kakuzu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Boyfriend by Melby7777 reviews
Kakuzu and Sasori fight over who's the better boyfriend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Sasori, Kakuzu - Complete
My Boyfriend is Better by Melby7777 reviews
Hidan and Deidara fight over who has the better boyfriend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Art of Cannibalism by Melby7777 reviews
Zetsu is hungry, but Tobi is no where in sight. Looks like he'll just have to improvise... poor Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Hidan, Zetsu - Complete
More Than Fifty Cents by ms.jester reviews
Hidan is a editorial columnist. One day, Kakuzu, a reporter, implies that Hidan is not even worth fifty cents. Since then, Hidan spends more time with Kisame instead of Kakuzu and the latter gets jealous. Will Kakuzu humble himself and say sorry? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Evil Weasel by xotakux2002x reviews
this is why a weasel should not be allowed to keep weasels for pets XD itachi, a tiny bit of kisaita in the first part, and a bit of sasuke bashing as well! rated for hidan's language, as always
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2009
Intertwined by xotakux2002x reviews
an AU story about hidan and kakuzu growing up, and growing closer. life can be cruel, but as long as someone's there with you, it's possible to come out smiling in the end. kakuhidan yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,662 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Sweet Silence by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein for once, hidan cannot swear! poor guy XD kakuhidan fluff, oneshot, a little bit of sasodei too
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
What Did You Call Me by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein for the first time, it is hidan, and not deidara or itachi, that is mistaken for something he's not. you'll see what i mean. kakuhidan fluff, oneshot, rated for hidan's language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Threads by xotakux2002x reviews
told from hidan's POV. drabble about time spent with kakuzu in their room. kakuhidan fluff, rated for language, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
The Zealot's Ways by xotakux2002x reviews
just a fic about the little quirks of hidan the jashinist. kakuhidan fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Tangles by xotakux2002x reviews
kakuzu has messy hair, and hidan wants to fix it. kakuhidan fluff, oneshot, rated for hidan's language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Sweet Dreams by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein kakuzu awakes to find hidan having a rather interesting dream X3 kakuhidan, yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Stuck by xotakux2002x reviews
this is why you do NOT annoy deidara. kakuhidan, yaoi, oneshot, prepare to laugh XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Snowy Days by xotakux2002x reviews
just a bit of kakuhidan. hidan is outside in the snow; kakuzu comes to keep him company. oneshot, fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Tea Time by xotakux2002x reviews
kakuzu and hidan are in old england, hidan is in a dress-what next! kakuhidan fluff at the end, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Sacrifice Sex by xotakux2002x reviews
beware smirking jashinists; they're evil little people, especially the ukes. too bad kakuzu had to go and figure this out the hard way XD kakuhidan, oneshot yaoi, no death, i swear!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Nightmare by xotakux2002x reviews
everyone has nightmares. but what does it take to scare an immortal masochist like hidan? kakuhidan, fluff, rated for nightmare sequence
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Language by xotakux2002x reviews
hidan had to have known his swearing would have consequences XD kakuhidan, fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Just Keep Quiet by xotakux2002x reviews
darker kakuhidan. nothing can make a person shut up quite like being called a freak. what happens when hidan lets the words get to him, and withdraws from everyone, even his partner? fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
He Hates, He Loves by xotakux2002x reviews
random little drabble about the things kakuzu hates and loves, told from hidan's POV. kakuhidan, fluff, oneshot rated for hidan's language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Hair Cut by xotakux2002x reviews
kakuzu thinks hidan needs a hair cut; put lightly, the masochist disagrees. kakuhidan, yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Good Pain by xotakux2002x reviews
hidan loves pain; and what pain is better than sex with a sadistic seme? kakuhidan, yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Gone by xotakux2002x reviews
kakuzu recounts his and hidan's relationship to an old tea shop owner. kakuhidan fluff, rated for hidan's mouth
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,597 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Crisis by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein hidan must come to terms with his immortality. kakuhidan fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
A Miser and a Masochist by xotakux2002x reviews
this is the tale of hidan and kakuzu, the growth of their love/hate relationship, and all the bumps and snags they hit along the way. rated for hidan's maouth and yaoi. kakuhidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,677 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Affection by xotakux2002x reviews
sweet little bit of kakuhidan fluff, excuse the shortness. as always, rated for hidan's language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
A Poor Substitute by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein a certain jashinist grows horny with no one around, and must make due with what's at hand X3 kakuhidan, oneshot, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
A Little Piece of Heaven by xotakux2002x reviews
kakuhidan, dark, only songfic i've ever written, and let's hope it stays that way. based on the amazing song with teh same title by avenged sevenfold.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Demon Dog by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein kakuzu decides to get a guard dog. tragic if not humorous consequences befall hidan when he insults the little beast.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
We Have a Problem by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein the issues found within the Akatsuki are discussed and handled in a most unorthodox way. contains bits of yaoi, but nothing more serious than fluff and implied hard stuff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Shattered unity by Tessa Marlene reviews
The fight that made Sweden leave Denmark's house with Finland. Contains dub-con sex/molestation between Finland and Denmark, and an angry Su-san.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
An Alien Valentine by Kat Lee formerly Pirate Turner reviews
A Valentine's Day moment with Gantu and 625. Slash.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2009 - 625/Reuben, Gantu - Complete
Unaware? A Story of Touya and Yuki by Tsukishiro-chan reviews
Just a little tale I decided to tell. I guess it's how I picture them finding out about their shared love. Yes, it's TouyaXYuki, so there are some themes. Just fluff though. Hope you like it
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Yukito T., Tōya K. - Complete
Of Snow Rabbits and Peach Blossoms by Olneya reviews
Touya overhears Yukito confess his feelings to Sakura, and long surpressed emotions bubble to the surface. Lovely and yaoi. Touya/Yuki. Enjoy!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Tōya K., Yukito T. - Complete
Holiday Airlines by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Sasori and Deidara find themselves stuck at the airport, waiting for a delayed flight during a mission. At first, Deidara feels like making 'art' but then his PDA fetish gets to him and Sasori indulges in it too. Lemon! SasoxDei. Warning: YAOI. DL, DR
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Free vaseline by kuroyume85 reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu want to buy vaseline ; they meet Itachi on their way" What will happen to them ? This was a challenge given to me from a dear friend of mine, Koutou. I hope you'll enjoy it, as it is my first yaoi fic... Don't kill me !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Pajaros en la Cabeza by The Crack Fairy reviews
Kakuzu, Akatsuki Academy's best student and resident asshole, is forced to spend an hour a day with the Academy's newest student, Hidan, for tutoring. Watch an unlikely relationship unfold... AU, rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,911 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
My Partner by EatingClouds reviews
Kisame and Itachi only knew eachother for a couple of weeks. What happens when Kisame learns more about the Uchiha? Yaoi, later chapters lemon. KakuXHida SasoXDei ZetXTobi in later chap.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,205 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Sound by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Maybe its the little things you do.. but most of all its the sounds you make that keep me company. Kakuzu shares his thoughts about Hidan and his voice and their love- thoughts he would never say outloud. Yaoi, whats to be expectd of KakuxHi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Thoughts of a Jashinist by Dajypop reviews
Hidan's relaxing bath is interrupted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The only warmth I need by sweetlittlecherry reviews
Kakuzu was so cheap that he didn't let them turn on the heat in the hideout during the coldest of days. Kakuhidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Waiting For You by EstelleYS reviews
Kakuzu X Hidan fan fiction: Hidan is in trouble, but Kakuzu doesn't save him. What happens here on out? Will Kakuzu's love help pull his Zealot through? Will Hidan forgive Kakuzu? Yes, sucky summary, but i try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,745 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Flesh and Blood by Kantayra reviews
Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,888 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Happy Ever After by The Crack Fairy reviews
Once upon a time, there was a prince... A cracky KakuHi fairytale.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Euphoria by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
- Euphoria: noun. A feeling of intense elation often followed by a complete crash or letdown. - Hidan's letdowns about Kakuzu were starting to totally take him over... KakuHida oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Black Puppet Strings by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Hidan is fed up with Kakuzu totally ignoring him when working. He decides the only way to get some attention is to bother Kakuzu until his last nerve. Hidan pushes a bit too far so Kakuzu has a suprise for him as well. Rated for a reason! YAOI KuzuxHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Forever Danna by RedSand reviews
/Sequal to Good Night Danna/ One time is all it takes, but what could a puppet like Sasori and someone as young as Deidara know about what would effect the rest of their lives? character death, Sasodei, Kakuhi, ZetKonan, Kisaita, OCxTobi, MPreg, D-O-N-E!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 30,862 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Promise by Bouken-Kaze reviews
He whispers, "Promise me... that nobody else will take my place in your life... okay?" And he agrees completely, the only sounds in the night that of their heavy breathing. -KakuHi-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Sasori's Magical Birthday Threesome by RedSand reviews
It's Sasori's birthday, but Deidara didn't get him anything, so what can the blond get his danna? How about a hot threesome with him and Itachi! Sasodei with Itachi, twoshot, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Akatsuki Apartment by xotakux2002x reviews
this is from my DA account. i have the same username on both sites, so don't think someone is plagerizing off me. it's really the same person. i'll give you guys the same summary i already used: there is randomness and yaoi! kisaita sasodei kakuhidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,486 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
ItachixKisame by nekochan4545 reviews
A quick one shot... I don't usually do short one pagers, but I wrote this out and thought it was cute. Spoiler warning Dedicated to 'passerby', who requested a KisaxIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Damage Control by la mangue joyeuse reviews
Kakuzu hates dealing with the aftermath of Hidan's and Deidara's fights.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Am i losing my mind? by StitchedRevolution reviews
Hidan is always waiting for Kakuzu. One day he finds a little kitten and decides to keep it. But, for some reason Kakuzu's missing. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,536 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Just Another Day at the Office by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Kisame is quite 'distracted' with thoughts of his lover so he calls and invites Itachi to take a break from his office and come join Kisame in his. Delay of paperwork and lovely KisaIta desk yaoi ensues. Graphic Yaoi, KisaxIta Read!/Review?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Just a Normal Day at the Office by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Deidara has paperwork to do, but Sasori needs stress relief. Itachi calls Deidara, wanting the finished paperwork 'now', but the blonde can barely make complete sentences through what Sasori is doing to him. SasoXDei, yaoi smut!. Fun modern office-fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Almost Stood Up by x012587Genin reviews
Kakuzu has a suprise for Hidan when they go out on a "date". YAOI HidanXKakuzu drabble thing... yaoi, rated for langueage... Dedicated to my Kuzu SUMMARY SUX... DONT KILL ME!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
se c r e ts by cherrySUNSETx reviews
such a secret is too much for one person · kakuhida
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,340 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Things you learn when you're dead by moonstone glows reviews
Fujitaka finds out that realizing you are dead is not always the biggest shock you have to face, in this world, or the next. Touya/YukitoYue, Fujitaka/Nadeshiko
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Tōya K., Yukito T. - Complete
Nushi o Naraku by Kerink reviews
Hidan feels he and Kakuzu should be more than just partners. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,189 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Hidan is a nuisance by sweetlittlecherry reviews
This is just some random story. Read if you really have nothing better to do. M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Something's wrong by sweetlittlecherry reviews
Something's bothering Itachi and Kisame wants to know what's bothering him
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Be mine by sweetlittlecherry reviews
It's Valentines day and Itachi is expecting a valentine from his partner. Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Repay me with love by sweetlittlecherry reviews
Kakuzu's wallet is gone and he gets really pissed when he hears what happened to it. Someone's going to pay. KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Who do you love more? by sweetlittlecherry reviews
Itachi loves Madara and Kisame equally but when Kisame decides to get out of the love triangle by breaking up with him, he really does have to choose who he loves more. Kisaita and Madaita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Tower of Terror by sweetlittlecherry reviews
Itachi and Kisame go on tower of terror. Is Itachi scared!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Feelings of Love by sweetlittlecherry reviews
This is a story about how Kisame Hoshigaki and Itachi Uchiha realize their loving feelings for each other but their love is interrupted by an annoyance. Will they ever be able to be together or will this interruption mean the end of their feelings of love
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,662 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Are you the one? by sweetlittlecherry reviews
Everybody that was in the seven swordsman of the mist had someone that was precious to them. Was Itachi his? Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
To Hell and Back by dead drifter reviews
ShounenAi KakuHidan. Kakuzu’s dead, but he can’t rest until his Soul Mate, Hidan, dies as well. The dead nin returns to Earth armed with the only thing that CAN kill Jashinists: Stygian water…Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,022 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Partners by jmills99 reviews
Kisame knows almost nothing about his partner Itachi Uchiha, and this does not settle well with him at all, he is determined to open up the quiet man learn something about him. yoai kisaita and SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,699 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
A Need For More Than Hair Gel by x012587Genin reviews
Hidan ran out of hair gel. The end of the world for him. Curses are thrown as he and Kakuzu argue, threatening what little realtionship they have. Will things work out? rated M for strong langueage, HidanXKakuzu... yaoi DEDICATED TO: a special someone. xo
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Accents by Songstone reviews
Accents were something that Kakuzu knew he and Hidan would have once they had begun to learn the English language. However, long after Kakuzu had perfected an American accent, Hidan was still replacing the 'W' sound with that of a 'V.' -Cute KakuHidan-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
heat by yrume reviews
KakuHidan One-Shot - yaoi, fluff - Hidan is close to a sunstroke and therefore tries to persuade Kakuzu to take a room :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
unanswered love by yrume reviews
KakuHidan One-Shot - yaoi/lemon, violence/gore - This is actually part of my longer story Search for Identity. Kakuzu & Hidan have been friends for years since they attended the same academy. Now, at the age of 16, they are slowly discovering... something
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
I Love You the sequel by Lychenne Laki reviews
You thought it was all over..we were all wrong...Featuring more KakuzuHidan, a valentines day surprise and much gory yaoi. Originally designed as a oneshot but I couldn't stop writing, it is my favorite story after all!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,501 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
KakuzuXHidan by nekochan4545 reviews
Deep down under Hidan and Kakuzu's obvious distaste for each other is something more... warm and fuzzy.... love perhaps?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,143 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Swear can be good KakuxHi yaoi story by Alucardsblood reviews
this is a Kakuzu and Hidan Yaoi fan fic that means GuyXGuy and was a request from a friend on devianART I hope you like it Hidan finds out that his swearing can be really good.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
SasoriXDeidara by nekochan4545 reviews
Sasori and Deidara obviously :3 discover their feelings for each other in this short storyfilled with love, yaoi nakedness, and tears
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Scales, Puppets, and Absolute Denial by FlightAngel reviews
In which Hidan, Itachi, and Deidara discuss their boyfriend's penises. Oneshot Crack-ish. Kakuhida Sasodei Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Routine by FlightAngel reviews
Hidan loathed Kakuzu. Kakuzu thought Hidan was amusing. And whatever they tried to do, they just can't keep from falling into their four-step routine of fighting. A particular incident in the gold vault. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,370 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Konoha IRL by Veleum reviews
AU Itachi starts his final year of highschool. There are many things awaiting him in this year, along with his friend Sasori. And what secrets will they uncover about the past of this mysterious place only known as the district of Konoha? Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,280 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Things of Love by A Secret Masquerade reviews
50 words about Hidan and Kakuzu. A challenge thing. Yaoi/Shonen-ai. Rated to be safe. Yes, title sucks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Akatsuki No More by RedSand reviews
When the Akatsuki break up, what will become of the members? Sasodei, Kakuhidan, Kisaita, Zetobi, and perhaps the tiniest bit of Shikatema. Rated M to be safe. The name for a chapter is a warning of what it contains.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,686 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Complete
I Love you by Lychenne Laki reviews
Akatsuki fic, inlcudes much HidanxKakuzu naughtiness.YAOI alert. Not for the squeamish or faint of heart. Includes torture.... Man this story right here turned ME on, and I'm the one that WROTE it. God damn...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,530 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Sweat, Blood and Tears by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot. Yaoi. KakuHidan. Rated for graphic sex, swearing, violence and blood. Every time he's with Kakuzu, Hidan cries. “I want you so bad…oh, Jashin…I want you all the time…and that’s why it’s wrong…can’t you understand that?”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Love over Gold by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
KakuHidan Everyone in Akatsuki knew that Friday nights were Uke reunion nights. Hidan wants to prove that Kakuzu loves him more than money. KakuzuxHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A Puppets Heaven by RedSand reviews
A oneshot about Sasori spying on Deidara while he's in heaven. Sequal's up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Four Letter Words by Momosportif reviews
KakuHida fluff fest! Sometimes they wonder what they feel for their partner and the answer's only four letters long. Fluff fluff fluff! And more fluff! Characters are God's, aka Kishimoto's. Smile! [oh, and it switches pov at the line]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Anesthetic by Kurai Himitsu reviews
He was a slave's slave, just as trapped in the nightmares as his master, but somehow he always ended up the bigger fool in the end.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Wash away my Sins by BrightBrightWorld reviews
Blood-sokaed, wounded and caught in the rage of a thunderstorm. Simply perfect. Fortunately for Hidan, his partner knows where to find him, in the right time, with sufficient warmness and a smack on the head. KakuHida. Rated for gore and profanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Umbrella by Momosportif reviews
KakuHida semifluff! How two seeming enemies can be united by something as simple as a little rain and an umbrella. Kishimoto's characters! Prize fic for Emerald ElfSlytherin. Review if inclined and enjoy! Smile!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Be Still I'm Right Here Shut Up and Kiss Me by Momosportif reviews
KisaIta, KakuHida, and SasoDei drabblefluff! Originally a oneshot but now a drabble collection due to someone's inspirational request. Switches POV so watch out. Characters are Kishimoto's. Read, enjoy, and review if so inclined! Smile
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,703 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Stronger Kind of Addiction by F. W. Bourdillon reviews
The pain he gave him, the touches he received he hated himself for it, but he loved him still. [KakuHidan] [Kakuzu x Hidan]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Remember That Time by Momosportif reviews
KakuHida ficlet. Kakuzu and Hidan remembering their moments together before Kakuzu's death and Hidan's incapacitation. I do not own Naruto so props to KM. Please read and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
A Heartbeat Shared by Ravenspear reviews
In which Hidan assures himself that Kakuzu will live forever, but fails to assure Kakuzu that it's not because he cares or anything.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Joy killing by UrKid reviews
A group of ninjas find out about Akatsukis hideout and Hidan goes for killing them a greater force on his side: the power of music! Kakuzu is there to witness this [KakuzuxHidan]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Mission by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
[KisaIta] Kisame's first mission with his brand new partner, Uchiha Itachi. A starting partnership and maybe something more... Fluff, PG13. Sequel is out.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
I Guess I Might've Missed You Kinda A Little Sorta by messedupfruitsrotten reviews
He can see the forest feel it almost, when he sleeps his dreams are ideal, but though he was loyal, his god gives him a cursed fate of to forever be encased. Lonelieness and fear overtake him and his dreams. WHERE THE HECK IS KAKUZU! Slight KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
What I Want by Lyricism reviews
Both Kakuzu and Hidan want the same thing. They just don't know it. KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Seething, Barely Breathing by Ravenspear reviews
It’s been four days, give or take, since they were ambushed, and as Hidan's original theory that Kakuzu was just leaving him to rot for the fun of it became more and more unlikely, he decided he just wasn’t going to think about it at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Partners by reooeky reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu's lives as Akitsuki partners. I can't summarize to save my life, so just read the story it's better than it sounds. KakuzuHidan. side SasoDei and KisaIta. Rated for language. FINISHED! The sequel is coming.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,303 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Kakuzu and Hidan's Fun Night by Winter-Rae reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan wake up together and with horrible hangovers Kakuzu's missing his right arm and Hidan's lost his rosary. Together they find the other Akatsuki members and try to piece together what happened.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Evils of DoortoDoor Missionary Work by Kyubii-Ash reviews
[Very light KakuzuHidan]An unsuspecting American woman doing missionary work just wants to do the right thing for her god, but happens upon the wrong house: Hidan's. [AU. No, it is NOT a selfinsert or a MarySue. It's like the people in the crowds.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
TV by Kyubii-Ash reviews
[Kakuzu x Hidan gen] There is a lot of propoganda on the TV about the Jashinites. Hidan doesn't like this at all. Oneshot, AU Characters are in no way mine, or the story wouldn't be on this site.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Koi by Asuto Hotaru reviews
Deidara is in love with his partner Sasori, but other than a 'kinda' kiss while watching the koi fish, nothing has happened, or ever will, as Deidara sees it. Someone else steps in to change that. ONESHOT SasoDei, other pairings inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Dendrochronology by la mangue joyeuse reviews
Hidan asks a question Kakuzu can't answer.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Five Hearts by reooeky reviews
Hidan looks back on what happened before and after Shikamaru buried him, and thinks of the eternity he will have to spend alone. HidanKakuzu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Just One of Those Autumn Days by F. W. Bourdillon reviews
Kakuzu goes about silencing Hidan's loud mouth using his own methods. [Kakuzu x Hidan] [KakuHidan] [Rated for language]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Noise by WitheringKey reviews
Sasori was relaxing until Deidara came to him with a troubling thought.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Fine Art by animedragongirl reviews
[SasoDei] Deidara has an obsession that is a secret until Sasori finds out. [Graphic yaoi. Don't like, don't read.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Adaptation by lies-d reviews
(JumbaPleakley) Pleakley's physiology makes him susceptible to change. (Finished!)
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,894 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/28/2004 - Published: 5/11/2004
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Keep Wishing reviews
Turkey, ruler of the Ottoman Empire, stumbles upon a most mysterious mother in the desert and brings home a baby that's much more than he would appear. Egypt faces many problems but as long as a person keeps wishing, there's always a chance to overcome them. Turgypt. Rated for some themes that will be given fair warning along the way.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/5/2013 - [Turkey, Egypt] Greece
Family Issues reviews
Canada is a seemingly shy and quiet lad that is often overlooked. Cuba, a child put in serious situations, gets to witness the Canadian's true nature and opens himself in the process. CuCan, FACE family, Spamano, and a few other, minor pairings and hinted pairings. Rated for Language, (Slight) Violence, and (Slight) Drug Use.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/5/2013 - [Canada, Cuba]
Black and White reviews
Title may change. Most things aren't black and white but that seems to be their favorite color. Iceland has just moved in with his relatives to get away from his brother and focus on studying. Soon he finds that he'll never escape the drama love creates... HongIce, Giripan, SuFin, Etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/5/2013 - [Hong Kong, Iceland]
Truce reviews
Fighting is distracting. Fight too often and you'll lose what you're fighting over to someone else. This is kinda cracky as it is a oneshot written in a short amount of time without a defined, detailed plot. But if you just want some easy reading, come on in and have a look. ONESHOT. Giripan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Japan, Turkey, Greece, Egypt - Complete
Dying Romance reviews
Egypt is in a very complicated relationship that leaves him with numerous doubts. None of which are helped by his boyfriend's father, Turkey. The main cause of his relationship problems though is his severe illness. Will he manage to straighten out his love life or just give up on life in general? (Note: Not a tragedy.) Warnings inside. Yaoi. Turgypt. Giripan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,271 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Turkey, Egypt
Akatsumon reviews
Pokemon/Naruto Crossover featuring the Akatsuki. Yaoi in later chapters. Hidan starts a Pokemon adventure. Follow him every step of the way as he meets people and Pokemon alike.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,442 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Houndour/Delvil, Hidan
Kousei reviews
MPreg. Flamers 'n Haters be gone. KakuHida! Orochimaru gives Hidan something strange... Now he's having pains in the pelvic region! Formerly called 'KakuHida'.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 56,879 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Valentine's Day Challenges reviews
Until Feb 2013! I have challenged myself to write as many Akatsuki yaoi shorts as possible within my anual Valentine weekends. There are quite a few pairings. Mature for language and smut in later entries. Review please?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,030 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Servant reviews
The Uchiha family decides its time for their heir to get his very own servant. But little Sasuke wants what Itachi has. There's only one servant... Yaoi and Smut in last chapter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Online Affairs reviews
Kakuzu is a man living with money wasters and wants freedom while Hidan is a man with all kinds of freedoms. Summary sucks, it's a WIP, dangit . KAKUHIDA YAOI Mature! PointsCommission. I WILL MAKE THIS SUMMARY BETTER!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,082 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Growing Up reviews
An AU story with the Akatsuki from their childhood to adulthood. YAOI in late chapters. Pairings: KakuHida, SasoDei, KisaIta, and various popular pairings! Warnings: Shounen-Ai/Yaoi. Language/Hidan. 'Light' Sexual Themes/Hints?.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 147,406 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Like My Gay Brother reviews
Itachi and Kisame have been BFF's forever but when Kisame becomes a star athlete Itachi feels they're drifting apart. His emotions begin to make him feel sick-literally. KISAITA - Yaoi - Smut at End - Safe on dA YaoiPhox
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,826 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Bouncer reviews
Itachi needs into a club but the bouncer won't let him pass. Except on one condition... Smut. Oneshot. KisaIta. Possibly offensive to some? AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Abandoned Wealth reviews
A bloody baby is found on a Jashinist's gravestone holding an odd inscription upon it. Banker Kakuzu finds his wealth isn't in money but in an abandoned boy. Yaoi Oneshot. KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
After Death reviews
Hidan gets an after life he wasn't expecting. Suddenly he finds himself thrown into work and soon after a war! Will his partner Kakuzu be able to help him until the end? Or will these two meet a fate rivaling Romeo and Juliet? Read and find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,301 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Altar Boy reviews
Warnings listed within. I needed to work on smut and let out some things. KakuHida. Long Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,968 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Psychiatrist and Strippah reviews
Yaoi. KakuHida. AU. An exotic dancer is forced to see a psychiatrist. This psychiatrist isn't like all those other quacks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,216 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Ancient Civilization: Akatsuki reviews
You've heard of the Ancient Egyptians, Greeks, and perhaps Sumerians... But what about the Akatsuki? Warning: Gender-Bending. I tried to stay as in character as possible. There is good reason for the GB. A civilization faces many challenges...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,870 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Uchihas and the Hoshigaki Gang reviews
Pairing s : KisaIta. Minor Pairing s : ZabuHaku, KakuHida, ZetTobi, SasoDei, SasuNaru Additional Warning s : Language, Smut, Yaoi, Minor Character Death not one you haven't seen before . Kinda based on Romeo and Juliet but it's not tragic. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,913 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Aoi High reviews
HIDAKUZU, not KakuHida. Don't like, don't read. Smut. AU. Kakuzu has moved to a new, very strange school. Mr. Fukyuu isn't like most teachers he's had. Not at all. Other pairings no official seme/uke, just couples hinted KisaIta, SasoDei, MadaZet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,183 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
What Big Teeth You Have reviews
KisaHida requested! - I am a fan of KakuHida though so feel free to give it a chance... Mainly just smut... xD Kakuzu regrets eating that sushi before bed...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Kisame H., Hidan - Complete
Silent Doll reviews
A mouthless puppet is discovered in the attic. Why does it seem so sad? SasoDei. Light Yaoi. Light KisaIta. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
So They Forgot reviews
Why is everyone avoiding Kakuzu today? D: not YAOI... that I know of... Possible OOC.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Much Love reviews
HidaKuzu! MPreg. Haters N Flamers BEGONE. Read 'How Much Love' if you haven't already.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,770 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
After They've All Died Sequel reviews
Cont'd AFTER THEY'VE ALL DIED. A KakuHida fic in which the immortal duo has outlived their fellow Akatsuki. Then they meet their reincarnations... Will things work out for our favorite Zombies? Yaoi is involved. :3 AARON'S GRAVEYARD! scrapped
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,576 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Title Pending reviews
This is a Prequel to Lasting Partners- a remake. Nothing smutty as Lasting Partners. AARON'S GRAVEYARD! scrapped
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,977 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
After They've All Died reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan have cheated death and lived on. They have outlived the others and now live in our current time. Although the Akatsuki has died off, is the immortal duo really alone? Gift for my readers. Rated for Language. KakuHida fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Mistakes reviews
KakuHida OneShot Attempt. Kakuzu and Hidan are both visited by Jashin after a prayer is made. Will they be able to confess before their deaths?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,403 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Cheaper by the Dozen My Ass reviews
Based on Cheaper by the Dozen. Kakuzu and Hidan got a little carried away with the Male Pregnancy Serum and now their children are disappearing!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,441 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Rare Fluff reviews
Based on a pic of mine on dA. This couple seems a bit lacking in the fluff, no? Well, one fateful day, Hidan is gone but a child is left in his place. What will Kakuzu do to bring his partner back to proper age? Rated for Language... Yaoi is involved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,631 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Summer Time reviews
Kisame/Itachi Fluff based on a dA picture. Kisame is led to a playground and learns something about the Uchiha's childhood.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Paper Bomb reviews
A request - SasoKonan minor to SasoDei; also has KH... my usual pairings are bound to show. AU & YAOI is Inevitable. Sasori has a girlfriend he pays little attention to especially upon meeting some hot blonde. Which will Sasori choose? Paper or Bomb
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 42,706 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Appearances Are Trivial reviews
KisaIta! Yaoi. Nothing Mature. AARON'S GRAVEYARD! scrapped
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Lasting Partners reviews
Main: SasoDei followed by KakuHida. How did Hidan come to join Akatsuki? What did Deidara do before Sasori and Kisa and Ita came to him? Sasori and Deidara struggle with a little prob of the Blonde's. Hidan and Kakuzu reawaken a long-felt crush. MATURE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,713 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
How Much Love? reviews
Mada/TobiZet & HidaKaku - Mature for Reason - "We both loved this ninja- but how much?" TITLE CHANGED : WAS; Remain w/ Your Heart! HATERS N FLAMERS BEGONE! SEQUEL UP!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Madara U., Zetsu - Complete
Akatsuki Seme Pets reviews
Phox is at it again! On my say, she has changed all the Akatsuki semes into animals ! All the Uke's get a shot at being master; Mature for reason! Yaoi! A break from Lasting Partners.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,090 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete